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People
- John’s therapist
- John’s sister
- Girls/women referenced by John
- Adam Anderson (branding designer)
- Aaron
- Brian
- Nate (presumably Nate Bargatze, the host of the video)
- Soder (possibly referring to comedian Dan Soder)
- Lucy
- Harper
- Raymond (possibly referring to Raymond Reddington from the TV show “The Blacklist”)
Events and Experiences
- Nate Land Live Podcast Recording
- John Crist’s Fresh Cuts Comedy Tour
- John Crist’s show at the Grand Ole Opry
- Going to comedy shows
- Being recognized in public
- Opening for other comedians
- Doing crowd work
- Getting in trouble as a kid
- Being in rehab
- Getting canceled/called out on social media
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- Stand-up comedy
- Writing jokes
- Influences and originality
- Dealing with controversy/being canceled
- Forgiveness and redemption
- Comedians face unique challenges and pitfalls
- There are no original ideas, just original takes
- Laughing at yourself is better than laughing at others
- Openness and honesty win out over judgment
- John Crist was the first comedian who owed money to Sound Exchange because his music was mistakenly attributed to another musician named Brian Bates
- The Queen owns 1/6 of the world’s land
The Most Comedy
- Jokes about wearing khakis and thinking they’re fun
- Aaron’s joke about manifest and the boyfriend being too busy with work to see his returned girlfriend
- Joke about John performing Christian material and stealing Brian’s jokes
- Jokes about mommy/momma/old lady nicknames
- Jokes about rules for who can do what sins depending on their role in a church
- Jokes about being born at the wrong time for your craft to be appreciated
- A cooking show where they jokingly describe using cutlery as “cut it out, Larry!”
- A sketch as the hotel concierge having to deal with John Crist constantly being late
- A parody PSA about social distancing rules being different when seated vs. standing
Transcript
Full Transcript
The Honeymoon period and what we’re watching
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hello folks i said it again i had a couple hello folks uh in naples a couple of shout outs from the crowd
but then also just out and about i met some uh cool people and uh and uh
out by the pool took a picture with him i was like let me get my shirt on please before we take a picture
uh but it was very uh very fun also we wanted to show these things we got sent in uh from adam anderson
uh he sent us some stickers in he’s a branding designer uh he works at home he’s been uh
listening to the podcast it’s he once he finishes all the episodes he starts over with episode one and repeats
he is on his third run through wow and that uh he’s on episode 28 of the calendars
uh he might we need to find out which ones he skips so we know what to yeah we could find
out that’s how you can find out too to make something better you could be like all right you’ve gone through them three times like where do you find yourself
like you know you go back through the sopranos yeah i always kind of go through the uh
what is it the wife scenes and stuff uh the wife’s the uh oh the doctor melfi though yeah
psychiatrist psychiatrist i tend to you kind of go all right right let’s get through that like you know you always there’s
episodes that you’re you there’s just no story lines coming up and you’re like i don’t feel like watching it yeah it’s a lot so then you’re like i
just want to see the the mafia stuff yeah i was thinking that’s a good way to you know
if you made a show you could be like what am i going to fat what do i not care about yeah i think about that in my act
sometimes like what do i here’s a joke i don’t care about yeah so why
well why do i not care about it i need to figure out how to make it better or make it different or don’t or quit
doing it uh one way but he uh he made his uh midwest bigfoot club stickers for all
three of us a golf nebraska sticker for nate uh tornado watch sticker for aaron’s
computer as aaron has zero fear of tornadoes uh grilling sticker for brian barbecue
baits and a unibuff sticker for harper he has an eight-year-old daughter as well
uh it’s a buffalo with a unicorn and then with a unicorn horn i bet
everybody got it and one cow tipping sticker for whoever wants it uh
say we should talk about cow tipping when we talk about the state of nebraska which we need to do state nebraska yeah
we’ll get uh larry cable guy it’d be a good one great nebraska
uh we do alaska we have this guy just back in town yeah man from alaska
married now yeah went on your honeymoon all the fun stuff’s over and now it’s down good to
the nit and gritty yeah you know yeah i’ve heard that expression my whole life you know the honeymoon is over the honeymoon period
but it really is like you get home and you’re like all right now what yeah now we’re just married yeah now we
just live our lives you know yeah it’s tougher to get out of and
uh i think the honeymoon period lasts longer than the honeymoon yeah it’s it’s like the first year yeah
and then you’re you know then you really start seeing it and every time you go home you’re like oh you’re here every time
yeah you know yeah stuff like that yeah i went on the road with you as soon as like we got home that night
and we hit the road next morning from your honeymoon yes yeah yeah
very quick yep uh it’s the life of a comet everything all holidays anything that
matters you always you’re working yeah almost i’m lucky that uh harper’s birthday her is coming up uh
uh but uh hers is summer so it’s like you usually comics like
funnies like comics we don’t tour as much in the summer as we’re more fall
winter you know that kind of thing late summer maybe you do some but it’s it’s definitely the slow down
period yeah remember comedy clubs are so open but usually that’s when you you get on a big tour that’s usually how
it is so i’m usually like i’ve always and she’s july so she’s near fourth of july so i’m
always like kind of just blocked that whole yeah those two weeks off and then yeah
it makes it nice and easy uh but yeah my wife’s birthday my birthday at work
i worked on my birthday i was in uh somewhere i don’t know where uh they gave me some stuff it’s very
nice so you know like valentine’s day is like a big big comedy night yeah i don’t
think lucy and i have spent a valentine’s day together ever no valentine’s day is a huge night yeah
yeah appleton wisconsin new year’s eve yeah big one yep but you timed that one where you did you
got to watch the ball drop because you were at caroline’s how’s the best thing about man caroline’s i always tell people if they
want to go watch the ball drop caroline’s was a great place to go do it because you would you get to watch a show and then you
just walk upstairs when the ball drops and you walk out on times square you watch it drop and then we would go right back down to
caroline’s and so you’d be it’d be cold outside but you’d be outside for i mean like maybe five
minutes total just to see it just to see it so you got there maybe a minute or two before maybe two
minutes it’s timed out where you’re really it’s so close that it’s like shouldn’t we be going
like it’s 11 56 and they’re like yeah we’re about to go and everybody’s kind of like
loose about when you’re gonna go out there but then you just walk right up walk right out see it it’s all right back in a lot of
clubs you celebrate new year’s on stage they purposely timed it in between shows
or was there another show after that no no you were done you were done oh that’s even but like people and and they i and the people that buy
tickets for that show then they have like i think they move the stage and they can dance yeah
you know it’s like a kind of a party uh after that but you do the show up to that and it was it was great because
caroline’s would you know it would be like me vaccine soder like they’d get all of us that are very close
and then we would all get to hang out with each other and then just do a show that’s awesome yeah it was great uh i always tell
people if you go to want to see the ball drop go do something like that go buy it don’t just you go out there and
stand in those it’s like cages yeah so you just stuck them there forever it’s like
go you know eat i mean look go and that’s that’s the free way to do it because if you’re
young you don’t what do you care like you might it’s fun for you to go do that but once you get older it’s like yeah go pick
go find something buy some tickets and if that’s like your thing if that’s what you want to go do yeah you know uh all right uh
did we have anything oh you know what i was going to talk about random before you decide like i mentioned i’ve been watching uh there’s a show there’s a
show on netflix about startup have you ever seen that i’ve heard of it that’s great unbelievable i went through it and
uh it’s just it’s it’s like uh i was even trying to describe it like breaking bad but
cryptocurrency and stuff like that i don’t know it’s really it’s really great but then i started watching they have did you ever watch
manifest no it was on nbc uh i’ve only watched a episode i think i’m
over it uh i tried and it was it’s this plane it’s like an idea
it was like that show that they had where the the dome show remember there was uh uh who wrote yeah
who’s the stephen king stephen king it feels like that kind of where sometimes those like the idea the
hook is unbelievable and you’re like i gotta see it then you watch and you’re like yeah uh and uh i thought his team king
did the dome one where it’s like they’re all in this dome that does remember ring a bell like a cbs yeah
and you’re like why are they in that dome and then you start watching and then you’re like i don’t even care why they’re in the dome anymore
is it called under the dome under the dome yeah and it’s funny because you it is like you end up going to it’s
funny to be like you you want you’re like why are they in the dome and then after a couple episodes you’re like i
don’t care and i hope they have to stay and you don’t and then you stop watching
it well you’re right because they gotta cancel pretty quick yeah it’s just no one you know and uh
but manifest as they’re watching it so it’s they they’re on the i mean this was in the commercials i’ve only seen two episodes
i can’t ruin it but they uh they’re on a plane they when they take off
when they land it’s been five years and they thought they and everybody thought everybody was dead on that plane and so
they’re back alive they all look the same and so they come back and so then you
know they set them down they’re like guys it’s you guys took off in 2013 it’s now 2018.
and no one knows like where these people are or where they’ve been everybody’s kind of moved on with their life and like uh and so that stuff is like
awesome were they traveling faster than the speed of light or something and that’s why no i don’t we
haven’t got to there’s we don’t know why or what you know i’m sure it’s going to be some magical sounds a little bit like lost yeah i
never watched lost but that was like a plane crash right or something yeah yeah it involved the blade yeah
i’ve never seen lost is it are you gonna ruin it for me no no but there’s some still somewhat some
magic it’s like some weird stuff yeah uh i’m gonna go watch lost you give up on the west wing man
oh yeah i forgot i forgot about it uh that’s all right same thing it’s like
were they in the white house the whole time yes oh god oh goodness the most
expensive pilot ever made yeah just the set they just recreated the whole yeah yeah so
that’s pretty expensive yeah well uh so manifest so they uh
you know there’s one girl in it she’s got a boyfriend right fiance so she’s been gone five years and so
when they all come back you’d imagine the families are pretty blown away yeah that these people they thought they were dead
they had funerals they did everything and now they’re all back alive and the dad comes back
uh their mom died and like he was like you know and she’s like you know because all these people were like
i took a normal fight like they they’re yeah they’re only been gone for three hours yeah but it’s before everybody else has
been five years and uh he comes back and the fiance’s name’s jared and
she’s like where’s jared and he goes he had something to come up at work and you’re like what could come up
they’ve been dead for five like this is what i’m about to start checking out because it was like and it was early in
the show you’ve been gone for five years and we think you’re dead you show up magically
now alive but i’m pretty slammed at work to go see you yeah
that doesn’t even you know i’ll catch up with you later yeah dude yeah and i’ll see i mean she’s back now right like he
didn’t even and i was like all right dude i’m i’m not i can’t do and then uh
there was like another there was something else i forget that is a really interesting premise though i get it i’d be i
promise it’s great to see how that especially about that malaysian flight that disappeared and we never found a plane yeah yeah
yeah yeah it’s crazy those yeah but they uh but it’s like if you’re gonna write that you gotta you can’t
have a guy not show up it would be it would change earth and the world it’s
like us figuring out aliens it just would be different to be like these people are gone for five years and now they’re not
we don’t know what happened they’re magic something something’s out there and then you’d be like i just
or even like the don’t hit her up when she gets so ridiculous yeah in the movie castaway
when helen hunt gets the call that tom hanks is alive she passes out she faints right there
yeah that’s realistic that’s realistic like that’s that’s what has to happen yeah exactly
yeah you got to pass out instead of like oh that’s cool man i’m just today’s today’s not the day for
this to happen uh any other day i would have been down there but today is just not the and she went to see him
yeah she eventually has to go chase it hey how you doing uh apparently something
happened and i’m back and he’s like ah yeah i’ve been meaning to hit you up uh i mean he was already
remarried and stuff so i guess maybe there’s uh she was she was already no he no it
was a no she’s the one reappeared reappeared oh okay okay but it it still doesn’t matter yeah it doesn’t
you override yeah everything and uh you know so it’s
like showing some of their relationship all right you know i thought of that last night uh there was another thing in it that i
thought of it i can’t remember that was very early i started just like kind of fast forwarding where i’m like
let me just see the the gist of it one one this kid has cancer
and they uh and so the girl a girl on the plane like made this thing to help kids with cancer
and like their survival rate is like almost 100 percent and so they’re like oh let’s put this kid on it and he
they’re the doctors they have to vote on it which is kind of crazy if these that’s gotta be a tough job as a doctor
where you you’re kind of playing god in the fact that you’re like we can’t see everybody so who do we see
yeah and they the doctor goes uh she’s he’s talking to the person that
was on the plane the girl the woman that figured out this new way to solve this
and they look at his case and he’s like well i mean it’s been six years he’s actually he’s too old for it and they go yeah but
we were on that plane that just it came back and they’re like but we can’t we gotta protocol
you know and he goes man sorry yeah and you’re like what can you do yeah
he’s like well they i mean it was funny like they’re like they’re like bending the rules that they’re
going like well we’re we’re up for like some money he’s like we’re gonna be bought by big pharma so we can’t be
cheating the system and you know there’s no system anymore yeah these people showed up out of mid-air
yeah they were dead so how about you do go help that kid if anybody got a raw deal maybe it’s
that kid that he missed it he missed his chance because he magically disappeared for
five years and he’s like yeah well he rules the rules you know i mean it really felt like no one really
cared that they came back yeah that was the thing like everybody just kind of like that’s crazy that’s what the show’s about that’s how
nobody cares about everybody we’ve been gone for five years like what i care about like you know uh
Comment Roundup
all right will riddle hello folks when i saw the topic for today was nothing i
honestly thought this is about to be the best episode of date and i was right listening to y’all go back and forth about squirrels wet pants and wedding
guests was hilarious thanks for all you guys do keep it coming thank you will will
riddle it’s a fun name that’s a good name uh chris we got some great pictures of brian
some great drawings by the way bro oh yeah and shooting the squirrel with the hat do
you have them or uh i probably probably should have oh man bring that up good night so you guys just seen the
wedding ring i got oh yeah let’s see if i didn’t wear it today i forgot i had it i have it it was a
nice one [Laughter] chris nick me on manifest i mean that’s
yeah you are this is my this podcast is a manifest to me chris nicholas i don’t
think y’all care ever when i saw this episode it was about nothing i thought this must be a rerun
felt like it you know yeah jeremy huh that’s funny yeah it’s funny uh
jeremy hoffman i was wondering whether choosing nothing as a topic would be a mistake
we got our answer except about one minute in when nate uttered the sentence khakis are fun is this the level of
excitement we should expect now that all three of you are married that is yeah that is true that’s marriage you
come down you know like old school pretty big day bed bath where does he say home depot
yeah all the stuff taz harrell or harold when aaron mentioned he knew someone who
went to a theme park and ate lunch there every day nate said that makes unbelievable sense
to do that i would say it’s unbelievable how little sense that statement makes how can someone make sense and be
unbelievable the only thing that made sense about this statement was that nate said it this podcast makes unbelievable sense
love the show guys there’s a nice little tagline yeah unbelievable unbelievable sense
podcast it makes unbelievable sense well that doesn’t make sense exactly
conor lagrange or lagrange lagrange that’s what lagrange is what
you would say yeah glad nate said it’s like that bird movie by alfred hitchcock
when the name of the film is in fact the bird
jeremy hoffman is that he got is he double oh wow you’re doubling up
whoa jeremy often the first double comment i didn’t catch that wow unless i messed up and he’s putting
out good comments but now good comments yeah man is this the first double yep that yeah that i can remember wow
uh way to go jeremy i think bald eagle is wrong about [Laughter]
why did i put him on there bald eagle’s a great one bald eagle yeah that’s
so good because you kind of look like you know like an older one that doesn’t
doesn’t come down to the ground as much anymore you know because uh he really
has to think about his moves he doesn’t you know he’s looking at his
journey he’s hunting for food i think i saw a mouse down there you think
let me know when it’s down there for sure i’d like some confirmation i don’t have i don’t have that many flaps left in me uh
i think i think bald eagles wrong about tony guin being the player most
associated with the team kyle ripton jr is probably more of a legend than him
uh and he played 21 seasons with the orioles also the padres currently have one of the best players in baseball fernando tatis jr
tatiste tatis junior and i don’t know if i could name a player on the orioles if my life depended on it so ripken stands
out more i agree with that i i don’t i mean i like jeremy on the podcast
he i mean that’s a good one that’s a good one i still think if you just say name a legend san diego padres legend
that 99 of 100 are going to say yeah boys i think you reframed the question yeah
yeah that that helps out a lot brian moving the goal because last time no i don’t think you
understood last time apparently me and everybody uh
everyone else commented that you didn’t understand what i was saying i mean i all right yeah then we
shouldn’t have even been talking about it if that’s i can name other warriors who is your best who’s your favorite
atlanta braves i think it’s got to be are you the most known i think chipper jones yeah like it’s like if you’re
being that specific yes tony wins associated with the team is the most but you said
you said the a person that’s most associated with a team is tony gwynn where these guys would
that’s what you said mm-hmm and cal ripken i agree that calvary jr is i would think of him
more if i had to think of this i would thank him in baltimore because he was 21 seasons
uh long longest he never missed a game yeah like you know it was like when he
broke the record like people remember that tony gwynn like you know it’s like uh i mean
to me i would think derek jeter and the yankees yeah because it’s like you got to think chipper and the braves i mean jeter and
the yankees probably even number one you don’t think any of those guys no i still don’t think you understand what i’m saying one player associated
with like you when you say new york yankees first person you think of is derek jeter over babe ruth or mickey mantle oh
okay so that’s the okay i think even with the braves i would say i would there’d be people throw out dell
murphy or the orioles i could name brooks robinson or frank robinson or jim palmer who else are you the name of the
orioles who brooks robinson frank robson best players by eddie murray
no i guess this is for baseball baseball fans you know eddie murphy
these are hall of famers jeremy uh bernie mac andy murphy i don’t know
who else chris rock i should have clarified for guys who follow sports
ray romano you’re like what kevin james i mean the list goes on
there is it doesn’t you’re trying to just you’re trying to make it still fit for
what it says but yeah i am what i s everybody thinks of cal ripken in baltimore no one thinks of
those other two uh and like you said fernando i agree that he’s one of the
best young players but i still think more people percentage-wise would pick put tony guy with the padres than kal
ripken with the orioles i think they’re pretty close
pretty close i don’t know yeah maybe your age bracket would but they played the same time you’re
specifically you 50 year olds that’s what i mean okay
uh okay they’re you know who i golfed with while i was gone wally joyner
really yeah yeah how do you picture him with the angels yeah yeah i played for the braves too and
kansas city yeah it’s great dude yeah uh
matt mccall i feel like every nate lane listener has one of those episodes that makes them ask why when they first see the title this
is mine now we’ve moved to the royal family episode yeah i didn’t say that because last time they
made fun of that last time i said that they go they someone said i know you’re talking about
something else because i would announce like all right now this is a for the royal family episode
yeah i feel like that was i felt like that was needed though if it was needed that time okay we’ll
just leave a comment about the second time if you if you poke fun at me then i’m gonna okay uh i don’t remember that i’m gonna
adjust and i adjusted but i guess can’t do that
on this podcast jake peterson aaron guessing a popular 70s sitcom would have
worldwide viewers then i’ll have more world i just missed the word more
it like it didn’t even exist would have more worldwide viewers than princess diana’s
funeral is why i tune in every wednesday my whole life that was that was the
benchmark that everybody always said the mash finale i understand i totally get why you think that yeah because
for a while it was the most viewed us i mean uh yeah us tv show right other than the super bowls
yeah i guess they’re just talking about you know television shows and not worldwide televised events
yeah yeah i mean i feel like they brought bat mash back it could top it
no princess diana’s funeral yeah when you hear them rephrase
the next even the next time through you’re like yeah why did you say that i don’t know i thought this is the royal
family episode too by the way i mean [Laughter]
chris radcliffe two hours of guy learning how not to stutter great tagline for the king speech and
nate land
awesome guy wrote the king’s speech i mean blood sweat and tears over it and just knock it down in two seconds
he’s like god david bill episode 8 on marriage nate has never been more sure of anything in
his life when he declares oprah is the most famous person alive fast forward to today and nate spends
four and a half four and a half minutes squabbling with aaron and benjamin button about how there’s no way oprah’s the
most famous person alive oh i did do you remember that no but
i went back and looked a lot’s changed since then that’s true we were talking about couples and how if one person’s really famous
than the other person we’re talking about steadman yeah and how that’s just going to be hard yeah in a relationship so i’m saying you
said it yes yeah in that in that way like she is one of the most famous people on earth yeah for sure yeah yeah that is funny
though uh william johansen the queen is without a doubt the most
famous person on earth she’s on the currency of 29 different countries okay a lot of people made that point and
i want to i’m going to defend my position on that i don’t think that means anything being on the
currency i feel like if alexander hamilton walked in here wearing modern
clothing we wouldn’t have ever i agree i mean there’s a tony gwynn jersey on orioles hat you’re like
and he’s like i can’t agree with both of them and yeah who is this guy yeah i don’t think the queen’s the most famous person in the
world yeah but i think she’s super famous on paper and in the context of being a queen if you
put her in normal clothes dropped her to kroger in middle tennessee nobody would go is
that the queen i think someone would as a joke yeah and the kroger’s got a lot of uh
middle-aged moms in there that are but if she’s not in the queen
auto zone i don’t think but if you take shaq and put him in everyone’s gonna
know that that’s shaq yeah so i in that way i think he’s more yeah
y’all ask a lot y’all do a lot of questions that are like you know you are perfect for marriage
it’s like you’re i feel like it’s like talking to two wives where you like kind of
rephrase the question where you go that’s not what you meant and you go no no that’s what uh that’s what i’m saying though and then
you can’t even win the argument because you you have some kind of you’re shuffling there’s a lot of little
shuffling that goes like no but your main point is not right and then you go yeah but you
let me make it right and then you go what about this then that and then you’re like okay i guess
yeah yeah i think the most famous person in the world hear me out before i get chris over this
probably for the last four or five years is donald trump i’m not saying the most popular i’m saying the most well-known
person i can’t imagine anybody harper’s age or older
in developed countries doesn’t at least know who he is yeah yeah and what that’s like he was anywhere that’s true
and in a few years younger kids won’t know him but right now almost everybody more than the queen
yeah i think so his look his his name everything oh also the queen the picture of the
queen on the money is from like it’s flattered 130 years ago very flattering
yeah you take a yeah when you do that you ask to go could we take it a little
more serious then yeah you know they don’t walk in the room and go hey she goes what
and then they get a weird picture and he goes come on like seinfeld and jerry took the picture of the all the kissing in the
apartment this picture looks she looks at money and she goes this picture is so bad every time i look at this
monday and they go uh it’ll be four dollars she goes up and then she pays with her face on it
and the guy doesn’t recognize her because she has a ball cap on uh and jeans
she’s wearing she’s just a queen with jeans she’s got she pulls out levi’s she goes my face is
on all of this the queen with jeans some of these she’s old but like you know some of these she’s
way younger in it you’re gonna tell me you’d be at a grocery store look at your
money then you look up and the modern day queen is there and you’re like oh that’s her
i just don’t buy it uh will they go go hide and yeah
didn’t they do that in notting hill remember that movie nodding i remember julia roberts uh yeah didn’t
she like go hot like she was so famous and so she just went and did something almost like if they go do
something normal no one will no one will believe that they’re there yeah that could not be a notting hill
well we told the story last week about the queen out on a walk yeah and the american tourists didn’t recognize it because it’s just such out
of place that’s what i’m saying that’s the whole point of my argument yeah
yeah uh because shaq’s big so i mean then you could say what’s his
face uh yao ming yeah yaming’s up there too yeah i put the two of them and height wise is what you mean uh
he’s up there is that what he meant he’s physically uh physically up there
eric berglin the queen owns one-sixth of the world’s land
i looked that up is that true yeah the the crown estate owns like 6.6 billion acres or something
so she’s like the landlord yeah for one sixth of the world yeah that’s like
that’s like how much water there is you know what’s that there’s more water
than land or something yeah yeah yeah like city that’s what you would say to how much water do you
yeah how much of that is water though yeah it’s worthless that’s a crazy she owns
yeah all that land you know what has she done with it nothing she’s
i don’t know yeah she’s done a lot with it what have she done to mow it is a ton is it you know people had the job she
provided to mow all that do you know how long how many people got hired just the landscaping landscape
alone that’s a lot of work billion dollars papa’s new guinea’s not hard but mama you need to get a new mom there’s a lot
of hills i guess it’s all the commonwealths oh
okay dim oh man demelza
d-e-m-e-l-z-a i think that’s right demelza the mail the mail
that the uh let’s get started again it’s like that way you describe the use
of the knife and fork is how everyone in commonwealth countries generally operate their cor their
culture cut recovery cut
cut the larry
got the larry cut larry larry
cut it out cut it out larry how do you say it cutlery cutlery opera generally operate
their cutlery y’all i feel like you’re making fun of someone that’s got a problem
you know no that’s very nice
uh the way americans eat is pretty sloppy in comparison because they yeah
that didn’t help reading that sentence that way i can’t even argue with it i was like
what did we say after that yeah she’s like checkmate yeah [Laughter] i barely made it to the insult of the
americans i thought i was done with the sentence
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exactly yes so july 1st which is thursday is the exact one year anniversary of our
uh podcast we’re going to have another regular episode coming on that wednesday but then thursday we we have put
together a best of episode of the nate land podcast so all the we’re going to read for the live show we’re going to read
comments from the best of podcast we will catch up on your other comments on other episodes but for that live one
since it will be an anniversary show uh we are gonna we’re gonna read the comments from that
and you can you know comment about you know i don’t know the funniest stuff that from this
podcast that you’ve had from you know just stuff about the uh it’s always about the podcast but it’s like
what has been your you can talk about what your favorite moments are uh the dumbest things you’ve heard me
say uh whatever you know we gotta we got a couple on the episode today i mean
yeah yeah you might have some today larry cut larry
cut it out larry that’s how we drive that’s how we describe forks you have any cut it out cut it
larry is that without it cut it larry uh
so uh yeah that’s right i almost had another joke i was thinking like if you were eating with a larry and
i said have any cut it larry he’s like uh yeah i can and i go no no i’ll do it but you have cut it
larry and he’s like it’s like who’s on first yeah he’s like so what do you want
i don’t really get what you want right now yeah i’m like i want some cut it larry uh or was it cut larry cutler i’ve
already forgot yeah eight minutes ago uh i bet we will never forget after this comes up yeah so yeah just talking
so we will for the live episode we’re gonna read from the best of episode uh the comments from
that so if you have anything that uh you know make it make it special we’re all together we’re all folks in
this together so let’s make that one a special one uh and we can’t wait so yeah all right today uh
John Crist
we have our uh fellow comedian [Laughter]
loosely used improv actor usually i have like an intro but i don’t
know yeah i was gonna say pier then i rethought it
you couldn’t just say straight up comedian because that makes it seem like you’re like well i don’t want people when they go to the show be confused
what’d you say that one time when we were like you’re like oh you guys are comedians and you we’re playing golf and you go well i’m a
comedian he like does videos
it’s all yeah it’s a little probably too mean uh go with what you what you wrote down and what you guys are prepared about me
i didn’t write anything we’ve never prepared anything oh you don’t know this podcast too well
yeah no i thought you guys have a thing like i’ll just wait until you read my intro and then i’ll come in and you’re like no we got nothing here
in your intro yeah like you know okay yeah there’s no intro
this stuff that you’ve done yeah we’ll read your 2019 just google it’s got a bunch of youtube
views yeah that’s how i start that is how i introduce that’s how you introduce what would be
is that what it is yeah over a billion views over a billion i’ve got over a billion views yeah a lot
of auto play stuff yeah it’s just like well the playlist once you get my mom is like she my mom always says
you know i i get annoyed by the advertisements but i watch them on your videos because i’m trying to support you i got mother yeah
i don’t think that’s good you say mother i don’t well that’s not really the point of story but i go that’s not really going to translate
into dollars for me i don’t think do you say mother though yeah you do mother come on yeah is
everybody no i say mom dude i got bullied one time when i was like i was too old to say
mommy oh like at the practice i go mommy and i was like two whatever that what’s the age what’s the cutoff age
you’re probably about to tell us i mean i was i was in i was probably
seven seven or eight no that’s getting there uh yeah for a while for a boy yeah my like
our daughter still says daddy but i think i think a girl can pretty much say daddy forever
forever like because his daddy’s a little girl and it’s a but a boy yeah i was beyond the car i could see
and i don’t think i think your mom loves it and so like i would understand that like i would think if i had a son
and my son called me daddy at seven or eight or nine like you’re gonna want it it’s gonna be sweet
and you’re going to love it as a parent yeah but i could see definitely uh another the other kids the other kids
being like you couldn’t say it well that’s like sometimes you want to see like sometimes on instagram like people kissing their kids on the mouth you’re
like that’s too old for that yeah yeah we just get right into it on this podcast i guess
we haven’t said your name yet well that was oh yeah i don’t know who you are that’s true uh john crist they know he’s
uh probably not no yeah they know that’s the attitude uh there’s
maybe i you know sometimes you just see it and you go and that’s too much you don’t know that was the big tom
brady when the video but it’s you know it’s like it’s all like he loves his boy dude like it’s all
like you’re gonna be you know and i love my mom but i’m getting trashed for it this
is the same narrative been going around about me for years everybody about mommy what about uh mama
mama well not like that but mama mama mama that’s like a uh that’s a southern thing
i think yeah so what is it i don’t know people now they say old man old the old lady yeah the old lady
that’s like uh you know i feel like old lady is wife right don’t you hear that used
wow the old lady but my buddy trav uh travis my uh chairman he calls his dad old man
yeah
he might say it to him too he may say hey old man like why don’t you you know why don’t you why don’t you
come drive over here and pick me up yeah i don’t know he says that to me
it’s like that old man the song you know the song like well i love her but i love
he’s like he just leaves his wife i didn’t get it i didn’t get a lot from
that song you sang it for oh yeah name that tune at brad pavilion right
yeah you know that song uh what’s the chorus well i left her uh but i loved it oh yeah yeah yeah why would you just
say that part yes that’s the main part is i love the fish you say you’re saying the like the lyric no one
knows that a song you’re like no i don’t think that isn’t that the main most popular song of all time yeah i i actually you know what i have
heard that and it was well i love her you’re like that’s in every country song it’s like it’s a small world but you
don’t say it’s a small word you’re like what’s the other words in small word after you’re like you know it sounds like after all and i’m like i
don’t know you know it’s a small world do that
well that’s just like about like my old woman my old she won’t ever let me go fish yeah and he just says he’s leaving
her yeah i’m out i’m out you just like he goes nah i’m not gonna listen to her anymore if you’re into fishing
you know you gotta get out of there that’s what that’s within you and you got someone in the way and
that’s your old lady that’s your old lady old lady’s in the way but isn’t there like a you know how like if you call
like if you call a woman’s sweetheart there’s like an endearing way to say it and then like a condescending way yeah
like if you say some girls in the grocery store and you can’t like let me help you with that sweetheart that’s saying yeah that’s a condescend no no that’s kind of silly
yeah i’m layoff that’s very sweet they’re like some
like there she’s like needs a flat helper with a flap i say mama let me help you out mama
hey big mama yeah i think you can do that you know women have larger hips
yeah yeah we learned that on a previous episode yeah i don’t think i’m allowed to comment on that but
if you want to get into it you can’t it’s you know who taught you that the internet wikipedia it’s probably not
true we do a lot of research on this yeah podcast yeah uh so uh welcome to the show and we uh
The Let’s Go debate continues
you have a big tour that just got announced too huge tour huge church yeah yeah uh and what’s it called it’s called
fresh cuts tour fresh cuts to her let’s go yeah yeah you know so we have a big
so this is collabs because it’s saying let’s go i’m not a fan i started it dude how many times did you say today and
then people took it and now it’s it’s out of the mainstream because of them i originally it’s like i started
wearing visors dude i start advisors yeah i’d say been warm quite a while yeah but i mean
i took him into the mainstream yeah and then she took knit let’s go in yeah at what point do you think you
should stop saying it because i think you’re pretty far past the age now i told a twi i saw a 12 year old boy he has a year left
of saying let’s go yeah so it’s by age or it should be by just you should
it’s it’s mommy that’s the same type of territory it’s i thought it was over my childhood trauma but here i am yeah you’re
let’s go do you think you even know you say it no yeah how many times do you think you say today other people started saying
they made it annoying is what i’m saying you weren’t saying yeah when you started it it was
cool it was like when you nail like a birdie you’re like would you not then move on from it and go all right it’s gotten
it’s been taken out of my hands you’ve invented the word the phrase let’s go i did i’d brought him and then so do you not
when do you let it go yeah yeah good point when i think when i see someone else using it
see i didn’t know doing it everywhere i didn’t know that you i mean you’re a lie like they’re doing it all
doing it i mean everybody on earth let’s go it’s very common i said well i tweeted on instagram uh or
or put on instagram like let’s go vandy and then someone was like oh you said let’s go but that’s not let’s go that’s you know
let’s go you know uh they got your fruit loops
you wanted let’s go like it’s that’s when it gets into that world that’s out
now well i think that’s you know the same thing has happened with crocs is there was like oh fun ironic like
weird you’re wearing crocs ironically now they’re cool yeah so now we gotta we gotta we’re
talking to a man that wears walmart slippers no certain but he’s still good on those i feel like
yeah but he’s he’s i mean he’s gonna haven’t taken off strike polo in the camera i wouldn’t be wearing him
yeah yeah yeah you’re trying to stay fashionable yeah i would wear regular but like melissa would say well let’s say like
oh we have a foot camera yeah yeah foot cam we have a specific
audience that we wanted one and so we gave it to him just one guy actually yeah it’s one guy
he does the patreon we don’t have patreon but he does it and we we said okay and uh yeah kind of strange
yeah well that’s like if dude what if vandy like started winning national championships on everybody there was like vanderbilt then you would have to
be like no that’s not going to be cool vanderbilt is winning in baseball by the
way they’re the college world series uh and they uh but they
did i know it’s like i know it’s a sports is popular i’ve already been i’m stamped in that’s me let’s go
yeah you’ve been saying let’s go before it got cool yes yes yeah let’s go is your vanderbilt is what
you’re saying yes you’ve put in your time you’ve earned it you’ve earned the time but now i need to be like hey
listen i’m not doing this like like well we were talking about how a lot of things we say you start to say it
ironically and then eventually over time it just becomes unironic like the dope
saying something that’s dope i say dope you still yeah i could say something’s dope
yeah but dope is kind of gone now it’s like an age thing but the age said dope and now it’s kind
of people are kind of over it but i guess how would i same with the mommy thing how would i have known
phil would i just no but if that let’s say that kid never said
that to me yeah would i’ve just gone forever yeah then to kyle i mean let’s go a little probably too long so
you might say this is good yeah it’s like i didn’t know i was coming to my therapist so this is great do you say so you
i’ve i’ve heard uh i think people say mommy or something like that that’s pretty old or you know
yeah but they say where it feels kind of like you’re like all right yeah phil’s not my baby but it’s not like i judge them in like a
way that i it’s just like going like all right i don’t talk like that that feels weird to talk like that well this is this is probably a thing that
that i know that mean well i do it probably the most i don’t know if you all do it you definitely do not do it at
all is laugh at your jokes on stage yeah you hate that i mean you’re you say them every night
Laughing at your own jokes on stage
are you surprised if you it’s you do it some but i do it
yeah yeah i do it a lot i feel like i feel like laughing yeah yeah
you’re like is this an intervention like john there’s a couple things we need to address well there’s you know that’s it like
kevin hart did it where he would do that one where it’s like he can’t get through the joke and you’re like you can get through the joke
you know i understand the audience i’ve laughed on stage and i’m not laughing at my joke i’m laughing at the reaction
the joke is getting yeah like i’m almost can’t believe it’s getting that much of a laugh so you laugh at someone when you’re like
super sword yeah when you’re like i can’t get through this joke shut up i need to tell it like that’s it’s a it’s a it’s a trick you’re not
yeah you can get through the joke you’ve told the joke and maybe if you come up with it look if you come up with something i’ll tell
you your head right in that moment i could understand laughing and that’s funny and you’re like god that was funny like i understand that
like you don’t think your jokes are not funny no but i don’t like i’m i am telling
them and so like my job is to tell these jokes and i’m not gonna like i’m not gonna laugh at them i’ll
have little laughs yeah like i could have little like you know like kind of weird yeah where it’s like a little tiny
kind of thing but the show shouldn’t be you shouldn’t get a laugh off laughing off
your joke that’s not the point of writing a joke like the the joke should be good enough that
i make you laugh i shouldn’t you shouldn’t be you’re laughing because i can’t look he
couldn’t like you’re laughing because he can’t get through his own you can’t get yeah it is it does kind of
give me a laugh if i laugh and then the people laugh in like it
how much how many words do you think you’re actually saying on stage
you know it’s a lot of laughs how much time do you do between your last 10 years well so a lot
of people say in the comments like my favorite part is when you laugh but then the people that hate it aren’t
saying anything so they’re just not following that’s like all right so that was like when uh in snl when they talked about like uh
fallon would do it yeah when you break right or uh everybody loves that i love that everybody loves it uh when they do it but if you’re
the way that other people would look at it sometimes is they’d be like well i’m supposed to be really good and like i shouldn’t be
the other advocates yeah the other why is it like i get too much stuff we write is the thing that’s supposed to be making you laugh
yeah it shouldn’t be you breaking character that shouldn’t be what the laughs about
yeah that means you’re you know it’s like i’m gonna laugh at anybody that starts laughing yeah yeah a stranger starts
laughing and i start cracking up you start laughing so you the the jokes are what i believe
is the thing that should be yeah so if i don’t have that is what you’re saying then i could just go with laughter
yeah i mean okay yeah i’ve done that i’ve been going through a set halfway through i’m like i’m not going to be
able to fill my time so i start laughing more i see yeah i did see a guy this is a
true story stephen aj my buddy i mentioned his name because he did it he goes all i’m going to do is
just laugh for the whole set and he did a 10-minute set he goes and it was by the end he was crushing i
promise you he never said a word never said word he just started and then you did trail off and then you go
why are you laughing he just started laughing because i did that he knew the thing yeah i i i understand why it’s it is
funny i understand uh that’d be a tough special netflix i understand it’s funny but it’s
like uh i don’t know but you but i also i do it and i see comics do it and i get
annoyed with it oh he’s just like i get annoyed on other people well there’s a lot of tricks and
so then people don’t realize that there’s tricks like there’s there’s a lot of stuff that you can do that you know laughing at your own joke
what’s another trick you do i know the one you do what where you like say the punchline then you say like two or three words after it to like
trail it off like it yeah and so he came out but you know like you say like a little like a preposition
or a phrase right but i don’t know but i would look at it as like that’s not that’s my rhythm of how i was i’m not you’re not it’s like that’s
crazy yeah it’s not a trick it’s just but i see i also do this like was inside comedy we’re like other listeners like
we don’t care about this but i do see a lot of nashville comics doing you they’re like nate does this do would you
say that yeah he kind of does this and it works for him i’m gonna try to do that i caught myself putting my putting my
hand behind my back like nate very early on and somebody called me out and i didn’t even know i was doing it but you come for me after let’s go but
this guy’s taking your ass that is true yeah how about you go
[Laughter] [Applause]
no it’s no i understand you people can get influenced yeah like so everybody’s kind of got that i had a a ton of comics i was
influenced by i did and you got to catch brian regan was a big one there were people like and there’s still people that do do that
and you uh you just gotta catch that that’s fine that’s always fun like you just gotta catch yourself and you eventually
when you’re young it’s like yeah you’re gonna get influenced by comics yeah uh and so you just but you end up just
kind of you gotta police yourself or you have someone a friend that comes and goes hey man you’re yeah you’re doing this thing i
was doing this hot pockets bit and everyone’s like that’s jim gaffigan yeah it’s like okay well it’s funny it’s not even really
always about the bit it’s about the cadence and giannis yeah we had yonasan here
giannis used to go crazy about that where he’s like worse than the joke stealing
was a cadence to when you tell when you steal how someone tells a joke yeah that’s everything dude like that’s
when you when you when you if you if you told a joke like brian regan i don’t know if i i’m trying to think if i could you know
you could do like a like a like theo has a very unique way to tell a story yeah and i yeah you were like
yeah yeah same type thing yeah it’s like oh he’s doing him he’s doing him and so he’s figured a way
out so if you like you know how long it took for him to figure that out and if you just walk in and take that yeah
uh that rhythm and take that cadence from him that’s way worse because then it’s like stealing their fishing pole
versus stealing the fish yeah right is that a good oh it’s like you know what i thought that was
philosophical hey thank you for those what really what was it it’s like instilling what
like you teach a man how to it’s like teaching a man of the fish versus giving them fish yeah it’s like stealing a joke is like
stealing fish from them but when you steal the cadence yeah you’re stealing every joke from the fishing hole yeah yeah yeah ralphie
that makes sense i got i don’t think so i got less confident in it as i explained yeah yeah i know that’s why i wanted you to explain it
and they it’s uh ralphie may said he he said uh he’s like yo they do they can they
got a bucket but they can’t get to the well meaning they can come dip the their bucket in your well but they
don’t have the source yeah somebody taking your jokes because he goes people steal my jokes all the time they can they can dip the bucket in the well but
they ain’t got the source well say a joke guys yeah yeah joke
it’s pretty good yeah that’s not bad it’s i i i have a big thing that was better than
his i don’t think people still jokes as much as people think i’ve agreed but i’ve always i’ve uh have
we ever talked about that or not yeah we talked about it early on on this yeah yeah i think it’s way overblown i
agree with that i think i i’m not saying it doesn’t happen but it doesn’t need to be policed by everybody if you hear someone
have a joke it sounds like someone else’s joke people are going to have the same kind of jokes uh yeah
i don’t think it’s a gigantic kind of thing like i’ve heard probably in the past i mean we got a zany spread
three four times a week if we’re off uh and he was like uh what so it’s like if you walk into a restaurant
you gotta wear a mouse but if you sit down covet hangs at about six feet goes right i’ve heard that 20 times yeah
but that’s not stolen no that’s just yeah regular people are doing this yeah yeah yeah yeah
it’s not do you really can be like oh like if someone else was doing like i was driving to the mountain and saw a dead horse they’d be like okay that’s nate park at sea’s joke
that’s very you know what i’m saying but if yeah if someone had a dead horse joke you’d be like that would like we covered it i mean they could be mine’s a whole
story like i don’t you know it’s that’s what i want your comedy to be is you want it to be where no one can really can’t be stolen it can’t be tell
yeah like you almost want someone like i don’t you know sometimes if they’re like i don’t even know why i laugh like they
don’t yeah you know like there’s no like there’s something that they can’t figure out so like brian’s act
bait yeah yeah it’s like you could steal that back of a cereal box
i could have a dead horse joke that just felt like a very much funny thing yeah yeah it’s a
it’s connected dots it’s a maze we’re trying to find the punch we punched down on this podcast yeah
clearly this is the only pocket i’ve ever been on that day just get crushed it’s fun but i did say i did say that i
put in the group text because i said i saw bates killing uh yeah to be fair yeah but i didn’t
want to sound like i was they had a big weekend a huge weekend i did you had what was your whole weekend so i was with uh angela johnson
at stand up live in huntsville name drop thursday friday well you just told me tomorrow yeah i’m not going to said i was in huntsville but well it
was sold out crowd i mean yeah i feel like it’s uh that would make me seem bigger than i was if yeah guys i was doing sold out shows and
huntsville all weekend yeah angela i don’t know how he feels about that yeah um and those shows were great and then i
came back sunday did my own show at zaney’s headlined that how was that it was great a lot of folks there oh yeah
that’s cool yeah that’s nice i don’t think anybody came just because of me but a few true a few
well let me finish it’s very true yeah yeah let him talk let him talk let the boy
talk a few folks told me they came to nashville for the weekend and made me part of their weekend so
that’s that’s that’s what everybody’s weekend counts that’s when you go to shows that’s like that’s like when i do shows
in vegas people come all over yeah you’re you’re a part of like what they’re doing yeah
and i’m very honored for that i mean you want them to get in the car and drive home right after your show
like that’s the only way to so i mean i’m just saying you you obviously have tons of people that
come to town just for you but they they make a whole thing about it so you said they were like we’re going
to nashville the weekend of the 12th oh brian happens to be there or let’s book our schedule around
brian then stay for the weekend yeah yeah whereas they may build a weekend around coming for your show but i was very
thrilled there was everyone was great very nice and then i left zany’s and went over to the ryman
and opened for leanne morgan and she sold out show there and that was that was grebs
when you were at yeah because i put in the group text to y’all three i didn’t want to sound like surprised that brian was killing i was
like brian i was gonna be like oh my goodness this is unreal dude he’s murdering me i was like he’s doing great yeah he’s
everybody leon’s crowd loved it yeah yeah it was great it was great it was great and did
great yeah we ended great standing ovation um it was it was a lot of fun
yeah that’s awesome it’s great yeah me and lee and morgan doing uh arena together let’s go tupelo mississippi uh
tickets are on sale i believe now are the uh
are they on yeah they’re on uh no it’s uh rain yeah it’s like a pre-sale full they go until full friday
uh what about is i was gonna ask if and i don’t know the answer to this because does everyone well how familiar
is everyone here with the other person’s act of their act like have you listened to his special uh
probably not have you listened to what we did yeah that’s what i’m saying yeah i don’t [ __ ] have you have you seen all well i got in trouble
by brian because i’ve unfollowed brian on twitter oh yeah yeah oh that’s great wow well
let me tell this up the story he approaches me and zayn he’s like i’ve been like the police investigator yeah you heard you
Watching each other’s specials
unfollowed me uh picked up the paper this morning and i couldn’t believe what i read
john christine fellas ryan bates yeah but you don’t like have you watched all of his specials on that i’ve seen have you i’ve
seen all the nate’s stuff yeah but you’ve seen it i’ve done comedy longer than everybody yeah but if you
ask that’s like there’s a difference it’s not like there’s this uh it’s it’s there’s i’ve taken 18 years
like that’s a long time like i’ve done it longer than it like that’s the thing i’m older than everybody i’ve done it
except for but as comedy years i’m way older like it’s in and that’s how everything’s
always looked at in comedy it’s not really their age it’s always looked in comedy comedy years yeah but you’ve also got
more stuff out than all of us obviously i’ve been doing it forever yeah so he’s like you’ve seen his so you’ve seen his act he’s seen me
no yeah yeah i’ve seen exactly i know zach you don’t watch my videos probably uh like every once in a while
i’ll see him on like yeah instagram i don’t yeah i don’t i don’t i don’t watch yeah that’s what so you i’m not we all
when i show up to play golf we’re all just assuming that the other person sees the other person’s stuff they probably don’t very loosely i’m not
probably know his stuff the best just because we’ve been on the road and if he had a special come out you wouldn’t listen to it because you’ve
already heard it right or would you listen uh your dry bar came out i like i think i looked at that i saw that the
whole thing yeah but uh did you watch the whole thing i don’t even watch the whole thing that’s what i’m saying it’s 25 minutes
but yeah we all kind of interact with others like if they if you do something big we’ll see well it’s gonna be a matter of
what you’re doing or where you’re at like where it’s like how busy you are and like i don’t get to see many specials but do you ever like
interact with someone like someone familiar like hey you’re like do you know my bits are that you’re like
do you just assume they don’t know anything about you someone in the community or in the neighborhood you’re like you don’t have
a very funny yeah i’m in my community quite a bit well like in the golf course or something to be like oh do you know i
have like a do you have you seen my thing about this or just like leave it alone community center i’ve never said that in
the community are you guys pretty active in your communities you’re like yeah i’m in the community quite a bit i talk to a lot of community people like
in the neighborhood yeah that’s the community right uh well that’s like when you get recognized the more you get
known is like you have to assume like now i still like because now you’re in a weird balance where
like i’ll get recognized you know it’s not every week yeah you know like i would
it’s not an overwhelming amount it’s i’m not surprised by it you guys anymore and like so then
sometimes you assume that you do assume that they have seen your stuff your stuff
yeah yeah and you mention it but i mean i’ll if i tell someone like if i was like someone brought up a dead horse thing
i would say the person and they have oh i think uh i’m like i have a joke about dead or and they’re like yeah no i know
and then you’re like okay sorry i didn’t know if you knew i would yeah yeah yeah yeah i would say that every time i’m not gonna just just shoot like yeah you know like my bit about this
i’m like obviously you know i’m a dead horse yeah right yeah and they go yeah yeah and i go uh yeah obviously clearly i mean yeah clearly
yeah yeah this is what i have you heard the story with brian it’s one of my favorite stories where the guy that was at your show
and didn’t recognize me the next day yeah that you recognized him it was actually a girl oh okay but he recognized them
the next day i was getting like a sandwich shop i was like hey we used to name our guests show last night she’s like yeah were you yeah
that’s like the opener yeah i mean it’s the the audience can’t even
go out they’re like don’t go out near a show because you’re going to get recognized by the opener
she was wearing a hat and glasses yeah yeah she goes i don’t know he’s around here somewhere the opener somewhere he’s going to come up and ask
for a picture so make [Laughter]
or like they recognize you and you like i was it like a tj maxx or something or
somewhere like ross or like there i go they go are you are you do i recognize you and i go into this like oh yeah like
i’m pretty a big deal on the internet right now you were here last week i go oh yeah you’re like that’s still yeah nothing worse yeah that’s that’s
where you don’t want to say you don’t want to don’t assume i mean i uh i would assume it’s now if someone knows
even if they don’t know my work they know i’m a comedian and like so at least you at least get to a point like that where they look at you like where i know
that guy from yeah they’re like oh yeah i think i’ve seen i was doing something i was wearing an aaron webber shirt one time i told you
this story i was wearing an aaron webber shirt and a guy goes dude i love aaron webber and i go dude he
goes yeah i saw him at like in like louisville like i was like yeah with me i was
he didn’t know about me he forgot about me yeah i’ve been recognized or you’ve been recognized in front of me
yeah we were in a opry villas that took a picture yeah well the one thing i think about was oh
yeah that was on the street yeah yeah he recognized you and i took the picture of them and then they just left after the show
yeah yeah yeah so there was once at aubrey mills with the movies and the guy came up and said hey man
i see you as i’m a big fan said it to me and you’re right there beside me yeah and i said he does comedy too he’s like oh cool pop it up
but this is this is a better way this is a better way of like being self-depreciating versus like have you ever heard like
self-what self-depreciating that’s a sorry it’s a five syllables deprecated
self-depreciation appreciating decreasing in value yeah which i’ve said forever which that is
happening yeah but that’s yeah stuff to produce he’s actually right now that we think it’s like a card
drive him off the lot yeah once he left
all right well you know fit in with his podcast by the way have you ever i used to open for comics
they were like if you were like you would stand out there after the show the opener and the headliner is like hey
don’t like the biggest insult you could do to the main comic is take a photo in front of him or like the co the main
comic doesn’t want to be up up like by the opener so you’re like hey don’t say that too loud that you love me
because the main is like an egomaniac and he doesn’t he can’t handle it yeah you could obviously handle that you would you’d be like fine
with someone recognizing brian and not you yeah it was funny yeah that’s funny to me too but not all comics are like if it
happened a ton i’m sure i would be a little like yeah if it was like overwhelming like all
right i got to do something yeah this is clearly i just did a uh radio interview in o’fallon missouri
because showing you drama and they knew me obviously they knew aaron because he was their league before did not know nate i was
pitching the nate land podcast they had no idea who you were those small places they’re not into comedy yeah
they’re not into you yeah they’re too yeah you’re like the nate later podcast nate bargetti and aaron webber oh aaron webber’s on it love darren
i love that karen it came through which by the way i will give aaron layne a shout out their instagram page it’s hilarious it’s very very i have no
idea who’s making it but they’re i don’t know i haven’t seen
reposted it yeah i’m gonna i’m i’m off i’m gonna follow him because i want to look at him more uh so go follow aaron
land i it is very very funny yeah it is very funny it’s great yes they’re so specific you i
mean you you’re not gonna get any of it but if you get it you’re like it’s the best if you get it it’s the best it’s like golf memes to me golf beams are the funniest
memes i’ve ever seen in my life and most people don’t get it but like no idea they’re the best you get it like and so aaron lane’s like
that where and keep it like that aaron land that’s what makes it so great don’t go mainstream he’s like it’s not even me
yeah it’s somebody else theme park was also great oh yes that’s right we got a nate lane
that was great too dude yeah very specific for stuff in the podcast
we’re all about specific i made a video about uh vacationing on 30a yeah like if you get it yeah you’re like
this is unbelievable but 99 of people it would never get any of the jokes i don’t even know what 38 means but if you
have you ever been there a few white people if you’ve been there you’re like i figured that that’s what yeah that’s what that’s what his comedy’s for
it’s uh it’s not true yeah i’m a man of the people you know he does one percent comedy yeah
that means in a show there’s only one percent of comedy the rest of it’s laughing at his own jokes
i’m gonna get called out for this this weekend oh it’s not gonna be out by this weekend i’ll be good yeah they’ll be out yeah wednesday when
wednesday yeah yeah one percent of commerce is today monday no today it’s tuesday it comes out
tomorrow it comes out tomorrow yeah all right so if somebody is doing something that you follow on the on the internet that’s annoying you just
unfollow them you wouldn’t be like hey can you not laugh well so but you guys are being honest with me that’s what
they told me in rehab if someone can be honest with you then you should trust them yeah well you say no more mommy no more
laughing in my jokes no more let’s go is there anything else now that we’re here
how long do you want this to be dude yeah it’s a two-parter yeah yeah he’s back you know people said sure you
were today but i think that’s no i’m wearing a vanity but do you think i can speak i gotta say
do you know our material though you obviously don’t know why because you’re so surprised sunday night no no i wasn’t you said
that you said where did this material come from i did well it was great it was probably new material no he only
sees me on new material monday this i’m talking about the rhyming [ __ ] the rhyme yeah but you can’t no one’s watching anybody on that money
yeah where would that’s my point he he but he’s gonna get new material he doesn’t see my go-to jokes yeah but that’s not like a
bad thing like that yeah no one’s watching that where would i have seen that those jokes and if you’re younger thomas
no one you can’t expect somebody i know your stuff because i follow tree kennedy so hey wow
how long have you been holding that
to get that out he asked me every week because john are you already coming on and i go i don’t know i guess we’re have them on at some point i got a good one
yeah please have them on i got one ready for him you and trey are close though right yeah
we’re buddies yeah i went to his wedding like a month ago oh yeah yeah what do you do y’all what do you all have you all have funny how’s your
relationship what are you about to ask me uh what is funny you’re very similar
yeah people say people send me like bits of or people tell me all the time about his bits i guess it’s not mine but yeah
all right i i just go all right thanks man yeah i don’t really interrupt him no no
no no you’re both very funny but it’s because we look the same i mean that’s what somebody yells man
kind of he didn’t even say he’s like you’re very funny at it he meant like he didn’t mean stand up he meant like whatever whatever y’all are
doing over that’s not stand up yeah no i know i mean yeah yeah it’s you’re doing videos but trey has an hour
of he has a live show oh yeah oh yeah yeah you go out with him i have i opened for him in huntsville
yeah and uh he kills man he sings songs yeah uh
like like who’s lying or wayne brady would bring a girl up yeah and sing to her he does that and he
just kills man people love it yeah nate’s good dude took nice closer yeah yeah
yeah if people build their own world up and they have their own audience i’m all all about it i’ve said the same thing
i’ve said the same thing about about people that come through zany’s i go well everyone here is trying to sell tickets and you
filled it so yeah yeah yeah that should be said to knock anything yeah yeah yep yeah and everybody like
let’s say like like i’m trying to think of who like like jerry seinfeld would never bash
carrot top or carrot top would never bash larry the cable guy because they’re i wouldn’t i would assume that all the
guys up there don’t trash on the other guy that’s up there because they know how hard it is to get up it’s hard to get up there
like let’s see who’s the guy that does the the puppets jeff dunham he would never like trash like like yeah well i i
wouldn’t imagine anyone would be like puppets would but yeah you would say it’s a funny act
like is that yeah great who would say that i’m saying that’s what they everybody would say about each other now he’s got a great act dude and you
gotta do great yeah that this is my own problems where yeah i
deal with my like it’s like as a stand-up and then what i do like you i get very defensive and very
of stand up of pure stuff yeah you get like we get you get lumped in sometimes and you want to be like no
dude that’s not what i do would it be fair that me if i’ve been doing stand-up for
10 years and i was doing stand-up long before i was ever doing videos i’m now like like lucy would always make
fun of me like introduce me as like a youtube sensation to make fun of yeah but i think that’s funny but they’re like because they’re
like oh he’s with those guys well you would say i would be with those guys and most
everyone would say i was with those guys i mean what would you what do you think you were you think you were stand-ups with comics i would like to say so but i
know that’s not that what i know that’s not true everyone’s like dude we love you from not my stand-up videos yeah but it
doesn’t matter really what they i i guess if you’re a stand-up because i mean people know you know david spade no
one knows him from now stand up yeah but he fills the place yeah but i mean they’re so it’s like but
i mean you’re you’d be in the same kind of idea where you’re like you’re going to see people are coming to see you for
whatever they’re coming to see for it yeah it’s uh and then when they come see you they but they know you’re a stand-up comic i don’t think they
expect it i don’t think they expect you to like see i think they know they’re coming to see a stand-up yeah yeah i think and most
youtubers or people are disappointed because they don’t have an act you have an app yeah some people are disappointed but not because yeah no they’re
that’s the point like if you go to see like i remember when in practical jokers they were doing like madison square garden yeah and no one knew what the
show was yeah they’re like we like those guys let’s go see what it is and then they create a show that’s great
and that’s yeah you gotta create a show like that’s what it is you gotta you gotta build an act and that’s that’s
what you know and i it’s i just it’s some of it is like there you know i
it’s like being a uh i don’t know you’re like i’m just i don’t know it’s just whatever yeah i was standing up and
like so then i i joke about the others you know the uh the greatest showman that movie yeah and i’ve never seen it
but i got it all right so it’s like a uh it’s like it’s about the circus and then he so it was like people that were like
seven foot one and they were like dude let’s get that guy out he’s a circus crazy and then he goes why don’t we put him on stilts and make
him 15 feet tall and then he got in trouble because i want the fat man he was like 250 pounds like why don’t we
stuff him full of pillows and make him 800 pounds and everybody got in trouble he goes because he’s not real and he
goes but the laughter was real yeah you know what i’m saying it’s like that’s not like but so whatever you do puppets or
you do guitars or you do you’re like but everyone had the time of their life in there and that’s what we’re all trying
to do yeah yeah yeah yeah right yeah that’s true that’s true you’re like it’s not it’s not so if some guy plays a guitar
Building an original act
or all the things that we say or not yeah true comedy you know one guy you know he holds his heels or he does
act outs or he does like you say like too many like act outs he’s doing it’s not traditional
a guy with a microphone talking yeah that’s all it’s allowed to be well you know like team
like someone cadence they gotta take uh like dane cook was someone that like a lot of people took
his yeah that movement him the way he prowled around kind of came and went and a lot of
people uh well no i’m saying like they took like they started doing that yeah they do i think it was a lot in l.a oh in a good
way no no i’m saying we’re talking about taking cadence yeah yeah i’m kind of back to the canon
whatever they do a lot a lot of people took dan cook stuff because then cook would you know the way yeah yeah walked
on stage and then a lot of comics that worked like what’s up what sebastian does is
unreal i think it’s unbelievable yeah he did an act out of a a guy on an on a bird scooter
he’s like you’re 56 i can’t do it but he goes it was unreal and he knocked out he acted it out with
the it was but somebody would say oh he’s just like milking the
yeah but it’s like you’re painting the picture yeah yeah yeah i mean yeah look i got to get better sometimes
i can be too pure purest like i want it to be two
you know you paint the i paint the picture with the words yeah and uh i’m even trying to get it you get a little movement i got a little more
movement in my act especially doing theaters you got to move a little bit more okay so uh huh all right i’m all over the
place uh all my shows are theaters here yeah
but hey tell the story about the act out about the guy that i followed on josh’s show josh black’s
show i don’t think i can tell that i’m trying to think of it all right yeah he had a he had a well you can’t tell but he had a bit about a
woman with an oxygen josh black and where’s he at he’s here i know he’s a nashville guy
and john did his show and john had to follow one of the top five hardest i’ve ever
seen anybody kill at the club and the guy had a very a guy named mike drew oh yeah he had a very elaborate i’m nervous
i’m nervous revisiting very elaborate act out involving the mic and the mic cord and
the stool the a girl on an oxygen tank and he headed up to here and the stool was the oxygen tank he was pulling it around he
was doing all his murder killing where you like saw people start to come back inside like what’s happening
they were like like he was and i was dragging around the the stool upside down and had the mic cord around
the top of his head which is going right under his nose and then i had to go up next and he was crushing so
hard yeah and i can’t i go i can’t i got nothing for this i got nothing and
they’re up next john chris i was like just closed the show on this guy yeah did you walk on stage
with the using a store
oh man this is unbelievable yeah so you say like that is that is that cheating i don’t wouldn’t say so no if
that’s that’s a i mean it sounds very funny no uh it’s not cheating it’s not because it’s i thought it was
something people are going to do their whatever they’re going to go do i i if it’s original i don’t think i will never
be upset yeah i like i don’t i think it’s when it’s not original and it doesn’t feel original yeah or feel
authentic to what that person does yeah that’s what i don’t like if you do it like i have no problem with
carrot top at all yeah i think hair top’s unbelievable and one of the greatest i like ever i laugh for 90 minutes
straight at that show because people trash carrot top it’s like who’s
doing what he’s doing nobody nobody yeah he’s actually maybe the most original uh out of all of us oh good point so
he’s using props no one’s yeah it’s ridiculous it’s just no one everybody wants to make fun of him for whatever dumb reason
because they’re not but then i have to be there make fun of them their act is terrible to be honest yeah and so carrot drops is wonderful
dude he’s terrific that’s very funny larry cable guy it’s very funny he’s doing a million jokes nobody’s doing anything no one’s doing
what he’s doing so like when you if you’re original i’d have no no problem thank you that’s it i have no prospects like you have no
problem with people actually being different than me you shouldn’t be it’s the original aspect of it that i i think i
that’s when i’m kind of like all right all right i feel like you’re doing a bunch of tricks if you’re doing an act out and you’re selling
what you’re because the joke isn’t strong enough you’re doing it yeah if you’re doing like if you if you’re yeah
if it’s if it’s tricks and i feel like you don’t even have there’s nothing even there yeah and and the reason you’re getting
laughs is because like is is you know for that guy to have all that stuff like that it’s like that’s very thought out and like
he’s making it look like that yeah that’s very very funny yeah and like so because he’s doing it
that way but if you’re and he didn’t even bring any extra props on stage he used what the stage gave him
yeah yeah it was cool my yeah that’s what i felt i was like because i grew up in church my dad’s a pastor i grew up working chick-fil-a i was like i was
Doing Christian jokes
doing all these like somebody i always worked at chick-fil-a chick-fil-a yeah now but i was like i remember being in
la and trying to like my agent or somebody’s like hey don’t tell any of these christian jokes like no one no one
really gonna get it it was like very and then i was like you know what’s the difference between texting and driving and all like very generic stuff but i was
killing with these like very me who and then somebody goes hey just i saw i don’t know who it was
somebody at the comedy magic club doing a joke about moses and the burning bush yeah and i got off
and she was murdering and i go what what’s happening she goes i she goes i don’t know it’s a
story it’s just yeah if you didn’t know it i kind of exposed it was in there yeah and everyone was this is in la there’s
like everyone was dying laughing i go oh okay so everybody knows about the stuff so i’m just gonna start talking about it
and then i’ve been like like a christian comic and then every night i go into freaking zany’s and this guy’s doing
christian material just stealing my ass it’s like i thought i was the only guy but now brian bates is like dude what’s
up with growing up in church look at him laughing was not saying
anything dude no i’m worried about you stealing mine now there uh i talk about my uh parents
or us growing up christian we’re still a christian but yeah it’s uh but growing up just a little bit of
mac but that is who you like if you say it’s not like being raised but i mean a lot of people everybody talks about that like
everybody talks about catholic or whatever yeah yeah everybody does it i could see that where they tell you
you know someone says don’t do it but then you’re like hey you gotta just be you it’s like you’re gonna you’re gonna sell that stuff and that’s the world
that you gotta just be yeah yeah yeah you have a unique uh upbringing and you have like you have a
bunch of brothers this is yeah family seven yeah come from a big big family yeah you know
dad’s a pastor yeah growing up in the south so it’s like yeah you’re gonna talk about that up yeah just talk yeah i mean you know
we talked about tim hawkins but tim hawkins was one of the best shows i’ve ever seen yeah still is
yeah when i went and watched him but if you go to like like let’s see i go i saw sebastian this weekend he’s like italian
fan was like i’m not italian family but i would like to yeah i get it yeah big italian family they like to cook
they like to like like talk behind people’s back or whatever i go i’m not really that but i’m with it
people like relatable yeah and relatable is something that really sells well to audiences because they want you know
it’s like they don’t you you get to hear your life being made fun of kind of in their way but like they get
to go no i’m we are we’re all the same dude no one’s i don’t talk about original but i always think
no one’s really original like yeah nobody kind of you know that doesn’t but i want your act to be
original and come from a different have a different point of view whatever yeah but as far as audiences when we all go
sit out there we’re all basically the same guy all of us grew up basically the same way yeah not really that much different there
could be different kinds of different yeah but we all went to church we all did this stuff blah blah blah played sports
in high school or yeah if you go to california a lot of people grew up in a different kind of way yeah but they all grew up the exact same kind
of everybody kind of grew up you’re getting in trouble by your parents your parents were this he tried not to yeah it’s everybody yeah but i
was at the liam morgan show who’s like i’m not the demographic for that show yeah but i i i thought it was
unbelievable and there was one joke about like she can’t shop at victoria’s secret anymore she shops at soma
and i go i don’t know what that means yeah yeah but i get i i get it context clues yeah yeah i got
to do a joke about like you can’t name your kid like us a bible name if it’s a weak kid like i got a nephew named ezekiel
named after the warrior in the old testament this kid’s got a peanut allergy it’s like yeah you don’t know you don’t know
ezekiel but you’re like yeah yeah so yeah i’m catholic we don’t read the bible and okay
i have i don’t know the story but yeah i get the jokes yeah so you’re like i’m a
little out your brain go to ziko elliot first
is that the first thing that you thought well would you say would you say like strong running back
yeah that is time to compare that kid dude the cowboys running back oh so you don’t
want somebody to come to your show and to neighborhoods and she’ll be like oh i’m out on this
but you’re like but someone that loves you loves you because they’re in in if they grew up the very same way or
their dad was or their parents were they could be different levels of connection to your you’re like a christian mom from the
south loves me but like the husband will have a good time yeah
it’s not like tolerated yeah and they uh uh but you when they come to your crap
when they come to the show you want them to i mean you still want to be no one grew up with a magician dad
yeah you don’t want to be like anyone else’s dad it means magician you got to have the things that make you
kind of there is something that’s kind of different uh but it’s like in the grand scheme thing like the my marriage
is like a lot of people relate to that marriage and i think i play a lot to women like there’s a lot of things that
i’m a lot of wives you know like i don’t i don’t know nothing about our money here i don’t know anything about
banking yeah yeah where a lot of a lot of times it’s i mean a lot of times it is women that do all that stuff but sometimes the
women are like yeah you know uh that yeah the the joke of you know i’ll don’t get my wife a credit card
she’s gonna go spin stuff that’s the most common joke ever well that’s me in our marriage is
my wife doesn’t want me to have a credit card because i’m going to do whatever yeah and she’s going to be yeah so but that stereotype does exist
in the brain of everyone it does but it’s a huge matter if you relate to it so like that’s when sometimes i can see four wives come out
to the show and their husbands don’t come yeah and like they they get it you know if there’s gonna be parts where they
relate to me and parts that they’re like that’s my husband you think he do you think the wives asked the husbands and they said
no or they said let’s would better off with the girls i thought i think that conversation a girl’s night out is what i mean
some of them that come up and say it they’re like just they said they want to girls that out and then yeah i mean maybe their dude doesn’t
care he goes who yeah i have mainly couples so that’s uh yeah it’s a lot of generation i mean a
lot of times it’s like grandparents to everybody what do you have
at your shows yeah like what’s what’s your typical audience i mean there’s no there’s even a guy on
guys night i haven’t had what a bunch of dudes on guys night i’ve had dudes yeah i’ve never been like
i have like you it’s like two dudes but i went to trevor wallace’s show and it was all dudes like all frat
dudes i was like oh i gotta yeah this is i gotta get in on this audience yeah maybe i should stop doing this feminine
mannerisms on them yeah everybody’s like is he gay what’s this guy’s deal
i was like i was doing an impersonation of what he showed them yeah i don’t get it yeah
[Laughter]
no we’re in in uh that 30a video yeah i was gonna title it every girl
that goes to 30a so i was doing like but then i was acting and then i got done with the video i was like well this is
kind of everybody yeah and then i just posted vacations on 38 once was the title but i was very
like i’m gonna text this to my boyfriend but then i was like well this is kind of confusing that now
because what wha what why is he acting like that 30 i’ve we’re going to 38 for the first
time yeah you love it a little bit yeah and uh but i know everybody that in here that all everybody talks about
is 38. yeah and they they love that yeah in your neighborhood
yeah yeah it means all the checks yeah you know vacation yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever went to 38
you getting the other side of town we don’t know what it is and i have no idea so you’re going to say that video would be similar to a bit
so like if you are in on that you’re like this is the most unbelievable bit of this it’s going to be the most but if you’re
out you’re way out wait there’s no i mean you probably would get it like everybody every town has their vacation
spot so they’re you know that’s where everybody goes i was just clueless of all i don’t know
where people went but we didn’t go to fort like i mean we did some stuff but but like if
somebody said hey nate write a bit about i’m trying to think of something like uh
something like smoking weed your your bit would be like i did it and then i went to taco bell
like you don’t i don’t know the weed you know what i’m saying i’m not the guy to write that joke you sh i should be writing the 38 joke
because that’s what i live and know so you like well you you write your your
perspective on it and so yeah you would and that’s what should make it different
versus like yeah yeah is you’re you’re gonna you’re gonna attack it from a different
way that i would hope i wouldn’t do the taco bell thing yeah i would have been and some of it would be i would know everybody does
that and so then i would think you would think about a better angle even if you didn’t weren’t understanding of that how do you uh yeah how do you how do you come up
with a different way i mean that that’s the you don’t want to say the thing that everybody’s saying yeah and sometimes doing that though
you end up saying something that’s so obvious that that’s when those are the ones that hit the hardest yep yeah whenever like when you come up
with an idea that everybody’s like why didn’t i like you making fun of 38 could be like why did i’m not making fun of 38 yeah
there’s a lot of everybody gets that joke oh so sometimes you’re going to make up you’re going to come up with something that like you’re doing it and then
everybody’s like wait you know it’s like when you think of a joke and you think like have i heard this joke where i heard it before
yeah and then you’re it’s something you can’t believe that you haven’t heard it but it’s so
and then that joke usually destroys yeah it was very sometimes those are the jokes where
The evolution of Christian comedy and rules
you could end up finding out there are some similar jokes and then there’s like a guy on twitter that has like researched and he’s like
look at this word compared to this word like okay yeah but you uh you and i know a lot of the same christian comics lots out there uh
tim hawkins kind of took it the next level as far as making it a little bit uh not as hokey and
yeah yeah like a different type of yeah and then you took it a step further to make it more modern mainstream you know he’s he’s not better but you
took it another step yeah yeah but a different way yeah i think i think that like the like mark lowry who was a comic
before me like not before but no no not before me before tim hawkins yeah he was like he was the guy yeah and then
so you’re like are you like really do it like are these young comics coming up like i’m reinventing the game
like yeah every young comic did yeah we all did yeah and so mark lowry told me he goes i
don’t know how you’re getting away with saying some of this stuff because i said he said the phrase
breaking wind when he was coming up and he got he got kicked out of a church for that yeah for saying that yeah and then tim
kind of took it a step farther and would and and i’ve taken it a step farther yeah but i also think there are
people that take it too far yeah that but like i don’t know where the line is i would like to hear the
context for a breaking wind yeah i should ask him yeah he said he goes he called me he goes i don’t know
who you are now but i’m not this is unbelievable what you’re doing is unbelievable because this is uh this is incredible
i go what i i mean i don’t they well that was i mean growing up in a you know like i mean
southern baptist like i mean we weren’t my high school wasn’t allowed to dance
uh we couldn’t have a prom yeah this isn’t like in the 1700s this is like in that yeah 97 yeah i graduated like i don’t
know i think dancing i mean the parents would end up having a thing off site where they could dance yeah but a lot of christian schools they
weren’t they you know and a lot of it it wasn’t like the younger christian but you could tell that there was still you know you had
teachers that were in their 60s and 70s so they would have grown up you know a lot of it’s just like yeah it
eventually gets like eventually they allow dancing because yeah the older people kind of
move on and then people my age are then like little it doesn’t matter if they dance yeah and so
now i don’t care if they dance and people my age don’t and then but i have other things that i don’t want them
to do and then the next people come up and then though they knock that stuff out everything changes it just takes time
for it to change yeah uh but not necessarily about it so like i can see like break and win and there’s times
like i’ve been cleaner i think than a church i’ve i’ve heard the pastor say stuff like do it he’ll do a drug joke you’re
way cleaner than me and then uh yeah actually yeah yeah i got a lot yeah
i never thought about it but for yeah yeah i mean i make a references to all kind of stuff
but yeah in terms of like but you wouldn’t be like in the in like a christian comedy uh no but it
you know but i talked like i was thinking about you do church you’ve done in church before yeah but i would say there’s a lot of murder
like i’m like this guy got shot and this my family might get murdered like i said
the murder a lot yeah uh yeah i’m gonna what is it but i don’t curse i don’t talk about sex yeah you know
what is that what is that thing where did it was it article about you or like here are all the catholic comedians
or something yeah i got and he was like wait what because like people try to or people said that about you about
certain you’re like hey here’s all the like what uh here’s like the republican cop you’re like what
i didn’t where did i say that yeah they like to assume well they assume because you’re in an area and they like to put
yeah so that’s what it’s always been about me with like christian comments like i’ll do that i’ve been doing the clubs long before so is
it a matter of how many churches i’ve done or is it about what are the rules well that would be i mean do you see why they would think
100 no no no i don’t begrudge it yeah i 100 but but but he’s not in it
but he does with me he goes everywhere with me yeah so that doesn’t make sense uh why he’s uh
they label him as a catholic comic and there’s nothing exactly the fact that someone’s writing about him is amazing
that’s he wrote the article yeah i think it’s a blessing
i don’t care what you labeled me he goes i’m in the top 10. [Laughter]
top 10 catholic convenience that’s an amazing yeah number nine yeah but if someone was like oh this is
like uh like don’t know like the women on the comedy show is like don’t say like here’s your first female comic because
i just say i’m a comedian yeah don’t say i’m the here’s your first like like the latino comic book i’m going to
write like that’s on them to decide that that’s fine
uh you know i don’t think like i was never uh southern comic but i’m not started in
new york oh yeah chicago new york i was not in i didn’t come up in to the south and the fact that like
coming up in the south there’s a lot of you you go to a lot of comedy clubs you’re featuring you’re yeah you got to come up that way where i
was in new york and so i’m associated with that and i think that’s why i wasn’t this thing
it’s not like i was never not a southern comedian yeah i mean i sounded like this you know in new york
but it but i was there but you’re not if like you know you find out like
oh kid rock’s not from here he’s from or like oh they’re the cable guys from omaha or like yeah oh like i don’t think i care do you
that it’s not just i need him to grow up on a farm in alabama like i love the show i love well nebraska is or whatever like
i mean if it’s not the south but he’s not in the south business yeah i mean i think yeah he’s a big
nebraska fan like i mean he’s it’s pretty the midwest has their southern kind of thing you
might play to a southern crowd because we like the things that he’s doing yeah but they do all those things
so he plays them just but it’s not you know but he also went and sold out i mean he could sell out mazda square guard
yeah i mean like so they’re that that audience is everywhere they didn’t grow up in like san francisco trying to do a
thing yeah yeah like it’s not a completely different it’s kind yeah yeah it’s it’s him it’s with with yeah yeah you’ve
golfed for the matches golf yeah it’s within him yeah it’s definitely him when you talk to him you’re not going like oh
you’re a different person yeah right but if you find out like like eric church i think he grew up in like
detroit with like a rich family or something like does that make the music i’m i love his i’m obsessed with his music
am i like oh bummer or does it i don’t know uh you’re like
you know our church is like someone i’m like i hear his name more than anybody then i’m like well i don’t even know what he said
that’s why that’s the legend i think he’s got a bunch you would know yeah yeah but is it not is he is that is that
what people think of that he sold more tickets than taylor swift in nissan stadium yeah i know that’s what’s crazy where
i’m like who’s that where is this i love it i’m not saying but like i just eric
church is like someone i’m like i don’t know i almost don’t know what he looks like john sing some of the
the yeah the worst lyrics from one of the songs together thank you guys coming out
tonight
my buddies wrote uh one night that’s a [ __ ] okay yeah you don’t know that song no
you know one night well sing more stairway to heaven oh yeah just say that no why don’t you
say that part you know baby hotel california
that’s not really the words on a long load some highway yeah just get to the yeah good point
yeah yeah you remember that spring steam song by eric church you remember that springsteen spring
maybe yeah i mean all i want to do is get a drink in my hand you never heard
that song oh i’m gonna do it let me do it better all i gotta do is put a drink in my hand
oh that was terrible you’re a music guy come on kathy you’re catholic yeah yeah i’m
gonna embarrass catholic music comedian that’s why you’re not the top five maybe number one catholic music comedian oh maybe think
about it i don’t know gaffigan sings in his act but you play the piano and you can do that stuff and then uh
that you ever think about like what you could be in history like everybody has something that they you could be like you know like right
now i’m the only person in history that’s knocking on the table with two hands yeah the only person in the world
at this moment that’s doing this weird and then you’re gonna be like probably not huh
probably not maybe out of eight billion people there’s probably somebody else knocking how many people are doing this and
talking about this and doing it two of your thumbs up everything the only person i thought about that last weekend i was in new
york city one night then opelika alabama and then alaska and i was like i might be the only person ever to make this
three-day trip yeah ever ever i don’t yeah ever yeah no one’s ever done anything for me as a
comedian that i could be like my niche the only guy’s ever done huh
what is it he’s like he’s the only christian music our number one guy and john’s whatever
john does okay wow yeah like i need to find my own thing yeah i defined your thing the top guy in my
name i think you could be that i think you could well from what i saw on is all the
married later in life those are dove jokes kill yeah kill yeah that audience never
single till they’re 50 then get married i mean and and meeting is that true that
you matter discount tickets yeah you know
yeah you know the club called me and said i want tickets for my birthday your birthday’s in november i don’t know
they got free tickets top 10 bogo comics yeah uh what’s bogo
oh yeah it’s still enforced the two-drink minimum yeah
just wait don’t be a discount yeah i just been out everybody still comes
alone no one can find the other person to go
in [Laughter] it’s the it’s the you’re the number one
anybody sitting here comic that’s how everybody says
and that’s how the crowd gets going anybody here everybody here on the bogo everybody goes i just got my sheet for zany’s like
the breakdown you see the ticket prices decrease the closer it goes
yeah so there’s like four people that bought it at 20 and then by the end people just getting free that was your first uh we ever said that
sort of for the year uh on uh you know you get paid for so people might not know but on serious
radio uh and pandora and all that kind of stuff people play your albums you get
money yeah yeah and uh in your first when you signed up for it yeah i was the first comic who actually
owed them money wait what happened so it’s a thing
called sound exchange yeah and if there’s any comics listed to this if you don’t have anything up sound sign up for sound exchange i think
everybody kind of knows about sound exchange now yeah but it’s a it’s a really great thing where they go and get uh they track
your plays on stuff and you get paid and there’s a lot of comics that if they don’t sign up for it they there’s just money they could have out
yeah yeah yeah where he’s playing so serious pandora they just pick it up and start spinning
it no it’s like just they it’s you get paid for you have to get paid the artist has to get paid
somehow yeah yeah yeah so seriously oh that money well i’m about to tell the story serious uh it gets played on there and
then you sign up register for sound exchange like he said so uh now you get paid monthly but you
used to get paid quarterly and comics are always complaining like is this right i don’t feel like i should be getting and i wasn’t getting any payments for
like months i’m like i don’t understand i know i’m still getting paid so i finally got
someone on the phone and he said well we overpaid you
for a while because there’s another brian bates who’s a musician [Laughter] so you actually owe us 728
no way so for a year they were just taking it like i didn’t have to pay them
but they were just breaking it down so i would see my breakdown i’d be like oh i’m at minus 258 now just started a tab yeah no money stop
the only comics in the whole sonic change for a year so besides brian
everybody else it’s a really upsc that could be his thing then yeah that’s that’s your thing yeah logo comic
yeah bogo comment oh my anybody sitting here these seats taken no no no love you
are we still doing the social distance no no no no no oh all right would you
Being labeled a Christian comic
so like being a christian comic if the like that’s like with uh were you trying
not to be that because i mean you know it’s like if you always talk about that you know the label of a
christian comment yeah and uh you know people you put something around that very much
so uh yeah like in the fact like it’s bad yeah like it’s a bad thing
and uh which it’s not i mean obviously we’ve talked about like if people are not familiar with uh tim
hawkins or they’ll go for all all christian art yes music movies it’s like oh
it’s like it’s like it’s like if you label yourself that yeah yeah that’s and that’s the essentially what you
don’t want to do like the fact that like or that’s what i thought of you know a lot of it at the beginning
not that i it’s not like when i moved to new york i’m doing it because i don’t want to be this thing yeah yeah but i
uh i did like when i moved to new york i mean i was always still just clean and all this stuff yeah so it’s like i can
just play in those places but you didn’t want it like it’s like i don’t want to be labeled that but there’s a point that i did
when i was clean i didn’t want to be labeled a christian company yeah i’m not like you won’t find anywhere on my
website that i’m a clean comic that i’m a christian comic i mean i talk about my and if that’s what you want
the category you want to put me in then i got no problem with that yeah yeah it’s not but yeah but that’s for like you said that’s them
to decide yeah that’s if you want if that’s uncomfortable but if you’re just doing church like it’s it’s
and then it’s like i think it’s almost like who you maybe put yourself around yeah maybe that as you come up like it’s
who you’re around but i think a lot of people should do that more like they should get into that world and like there’s a there’s a gigantic world for
that and a lot of great content there’s a lot better comics like that are you know there’s more are
not better but there’s more of them yeah there’s more comics now that are in the the the
christian world and they’re specifically playing to that audience which i think you were a big part of yeah in the fact that like you
going to make fun of the church like when your act when you started doing stuff it almost made it showed people like oh
it’s okay okay to go make fun of us in this but but but like the first video i ever had that went
viral was uh called uh christian music how it’s made
how it’s and it was like very like insider i was like well hey just like it was a christian music producer and every
everybody in the comments i never forget this we’re like is this guy a christian because if he is
this is the funniest thing ever but if he’s not this is the most offensive thing ever yeah so they were like we need to know
is this guy in with us or is he not because if you if my brother is making fun of my mom
i’m dying laughing but if somebody’s else is making fun of my mom i want to kill him yeah because it’s like oh you’re in it
with us gonna be one of us yeah that yeah it’s it’s but that’s comic all comedies like that if you’re making fun of a city or a
ethnicity or something that you’re not yeah but if you’re with them like it’s almost like you’re raised it’s
hilarious yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it’s interesting to
you know it’s i mean you start out you know i guess you don’t know what you want to be and you don’t want to be this thing
but you want to be you though you want to be you yeah but it is you know i do think i mean comics should do it
more like it’s definitely a path that there’s uh but that with the it’s the
only one that also has a moral code with it yeah yeah the other one’s like
yeah but you’re like oh wait what hold on what and but and also no one knows what the code is yeah because like justin justin bieber
yeah or justin bieber is a christian yeah why everybody knows that he progresses he proclaims christ and
all of his yeah but he’s also like but he came to christianity later so he could like still like smoke
weed or still like have a photo in his underwear like yeah there’s justin bieber he’s and christians love him because like
he’s one of us but i’m not on that i grew up in it so i’m on the different
well it’s cool but if they found you it’s how they find you yeah maybe and like yeah so they find you through
that so they find like a lot of i would say a lot of people found you through church yeah and you were going to doing the big tour like you’re
it was you were you were starting to get into that other world where you’re doing theaters and not do churches yeah but
you were your whole first tour is all in churches so if you’re
in that world and you’re doing that yeah then it’s not he must be yeah you are you know you are that
you’re you are that and and why people like those jokes is because you are that yeah and so then
so yes you are going to be held to a different standard and the fact that you’re coming there to do your thing yeah same
way you know i guess you know a pastor could do versus bieber who’s going to this place
yeah and he happens just to be this thing yeah i mean i do think people tend to think people want you know like it is true
that like justin bieber can do whatever he wants and the fact that like you still it’s almost like christians
would look at justin bieber’s like we’re lucky to have him be a christian someone that big be a christian if he makes a mistake it’s okay he’s
going hey just you can be forgiven we’re not judgmental that’s our kind of thing but if you
you were in it from the beginning you’re like yeah you’re like no no you know better you’re not supposed to do that and then yeah
and then you get too many people on the outside they go wait a second let’s go this guy you’re trying to be a christian and you gotta you’re not doing
the things that you’re just sure i think you’re supposed to do with christine those would be why i’m out i have a problem with all of christianity
because everybody’s yeah and everybody would be like john are you for everything that happened to me are you are you mad at christians or do you
hate chris i was like no i mean if you i don’t think those christians they got i mean some got mad at you but i don’t think christians they got mad at you it was it
was people that are not christians that are mad about christianity yeah yeah and that’s who got mad
because they don’t because then they think you’re supposed to be better than this yeah and you weren’t you weren’t yeah so
instead of saying like yeah so mistakes so like for you know i would hope that most people that are
christians would be forgiving 100 that’s i mean if they don’t then what’s the point of well if you say if you say like hey
you’re taking a job at a company where like me performing in churches like you taking a job at a company where
you have to wear khakis and tuck your shirt in yeah you can’t be like this is bs dude i should be able to do it well you knew
that when you took the job yes yeah and i knew that there was a thing and i and i did not follow those
rules yeah and that’s that’s 100 fair yeah any any consequence from that is a 100
yeah like yeah you knew that that was you couldn’t do that i go yeah that makes sense you knew what the rules were yeah yeah
fine you have to occasionally i know this correct i’m not self-correct but like i think
you had a video recently recently about christian culture i forgot what it was but you had to say thanks brian dude forget my journey
i apologize but not a christian comment but you had to say guys you had a
correct like i’m not making fun of oh like sometimes people sometimes people go too far like hey oh it was somebody like if you
want to get i was making fun of something in the christian circles and it was like yeah go like get make fun of this like
someone i remember somebody like like there’s a pastor that got like a dui yeah and he got kicked out of his church
and they were like john roast him i go are you misunderstanding what i i’m not that’s a guy with that’s struggling
that is is having a heart that’s not funny to me that’s not but i will make fun of a pastor that drives a tesla because that seems
that’s funny yeah yeah well to me yeah but everybody sometimes you’re like john get them i’m like i’m not the get them guy i’m not
i’m not yeah or like i don’t yeah i’m not that seems insane that they told you to make fun of god drinking problems
here we go you read through the bible i don’t see that in there yeah yeah yes yes pastor got caught uh stealing
money or i guess that would be funny but there’s always like a i don’t know a good example drinking was such a good example there’s
another one of like of like like let’s say the the uh ever first of all every
denomination of christianity has different rules catholics can drink baptist camp pentecostals can and so you’re like all
right that’s confusing and then there’s like all right so the pastor should have a moral code that he can’t but then what about like
the worship leader what about the drummer what about the guy that comes what about the guy that cuts the grass
the guy that cuts the grass at the church is he yeah what does he have to do can he have a beer with his buddy
yeah you yeah but everyone you’re like what it is very true what’s well they would look at the guy
that cuts the grass like that goes even back to the justin bieber thing he gets treated the same way
where it’s like he’s just he’s like i drink every night they go that’s okay a lot of people drink every night and then what about the drummer uh
well the number might be okay i mean it depends on how you are introducing this is tricky it’s how good
he is no i would say the opposite if it’s good
it’s not fine if he’s oh is he how important is he in the band if he’s not he’s even mic’d up if he’s if he’s
not mic’d up and he’s not whatever then then he can do it church is the opposite somebody came to me it’s not like
they don’t go he’s good enough if you’re good enough you’re held to the higher center because the most
pressure is put on you yeah because they we need you to be to represent this you have so many
people and then and you’re you’re the voice to all these two somebody said to me at the
other night after the liam morgan show there’s a bunch of comics and somebody said something it was like wildly across the line she goes
ah i’m not big enough to be canceled it’s fine meaning like yeah you got if you’re the drummer is
good enough let’s say that say their name let’s find out
yeah they’re but they they could be at some point i mean like they if you if you if they
i mean they can go bad so they can go back and yeah
yeah it’s it’s i would say it’s you know it is interesting to think
Who’s allowed to do what?
like who is allowed to do what it’s all it’s a but it’s if you’re
honest and truthful yeah then they it doesn’t matter so like yeah the lawnmower guy goes hey i’ve i’ve
eight beers every night all right i’m a believer i love god i’ll come to church every
sunday that’s what i do not one person would tell that guy hey did not do it yeah
they would be like they’re like yeah like it almost like they love it you have some beers last night you know guys
yeah that’s what it would be that’s the small talk that’s the girl talking yeah it’s a beer last night you know it so
did it yeah well the guy that cuss the grass probably doesn’t go to the church he probably hates it he cries like yeah
just cut the grass i don’t know it couldn’t matter less but i feel like i need to mention it at my old church the guy that cut the grass was the drummer
really yeah his name was kenny he did everything at the church he’d show up he’d be directing traffic
he’d cut the grass and then he’d hop in and play drums yeah do you drink i don’t know one of the top 10 drummer
lawn mower guys that guy might be the only drummer lawn mower if there’s a drummer lawn mower or
convention he would be hired i like how the key notes may be sitting on that information for 10 minutes well if i was waiting for it
i’m waiting for the right moment yeah i got a drummer that’s unbelievable yeah oh yeah he’s like i got something to say
about this that’s like all right what is about that but that goes back to the same like with the like eric church
stuff he’s like what what i was what i was doing was whatever mostly comedian but i was
professing consciously or subconsciously to be a better person than i was yeah i didn’t
necessarily say it but everybody’s like this guy he’s in church he he’s probably going back to read the
bible after the or he’s yeah and it’s the hypocrisy that people have if you’re a fitness influencer and then somebody
sees you in the mcdonald’s parking lot you’re like wait no you said or you’re a health your
health and fitness coach and then somebody sees you at mcdonald’s you’re like wait you said you were yeah yeah this is no i
don’t yeah yeah yeah no yeah yeah and they call it out which is yeah fair but you weren’t preaching i mean you weren’t telling people how to
live their lives but you’re yeah but yeah yeah yeah but it’s the hypocrisy that but that’s the christian
or not everybody can’t stand that nobody likes that yeah it’s it’s it’s the idea that you’re in the you’re in the churches and like
there people are going like that if you go to a church you’re expecting uh you know what to expect as far as as
the show and who’s going to be there and who’s going to be represented you’re not going to if he’s at theaters
and arenas and doing stuff outside of that all right it’s like it’s a completely different thing but if you’re going to the churches to
perform then yeah yes it’s going to be it’s going to it’s going to come with the territory which is like a good you know that all the
politicians that said like with the masks and then they didn’t follow oh exact same thing yeah
like we don’t care if you go on vacation yeah we care about this because you told us we couldn’t
yeah and now you are that’s the reason you’re like and don’t get caught like or something like it’s in that way
like some of it’s like look i don’t even really care but don’t get caught and don’t make me care yeah that’s that’s that’s all i want
don’t make me care yeah if you make me see this happen then yeah then look at me yeah make me feel like a
John and his past controversies
chump because you didn’t now i mean or something like that no one really cares like
eric church lives in detroit in a mansion no one really cares no if the music is good the music it’s like
don’t let me find out i don’t need to know about it yeah like i don’t like i don’t it doesn’t need to be a whole thing
or if you go to like the eric church are you like oh really you’re you’re you’re wearing vanderbilt
do you know what their assistant athletic director did and you’re like what no i don’t i don’t know if i’m responsible for that
like that’s why i’m wearing the jersey yeah what’s that i don’t know who we were talking about
oh you drive a honda do you know what the ceo said about yeah yeah i don’t know uh yeah
what uh how was i gonna say uh i don’t know well i was gonna say
i guess if people don’t know what you’re talking about just google go to yes i actually got pulled over
today on the way well i got here before any of y’all yeah i came from atlanta my own house
i was speeding to get here and i guess show up and there’s no one is here but i got pulled over and the cop goes
he went back to his car and he goes hey i don’t usually do this but like i
googled you because you’ve studied recognized me and he goes you’re comedian i go yeah he goes you’re free to go wow oh wow but i was
like well look i go well look me up on socials don’t google me
i was like did you like look up where did you where
[Laughter] i don’t think that’s how google works in
2018. you can do just a 20-21 search or pre-2017 trips yeah
[Laughter] yeah you can get into it yeah yeah which is awesome but that’s what
you went and got all fixed up and now you’re good now and now i’m preaching actually yeah you’re pretty yeah so now
i am an actual preacher now you you got to the root of the problem and it was performing at churches that was actually now you’re doing no
churches and well it started from saying mommy that’s where it started yeah i think you
created coven because yeah you get canceled then we all know dude i got ahead of it i just got ahead of it
by a couple months dude but see this is where now you’re being honest and you talk about it and yeah
yeah and that’s but that’s people people just want to be uh they don’t want to feel tripped yeah
and that’s how they feel and that yeah and and to be fair to anyone that like i’m putting myself
in somebody’s shoes that’s a mom that like is in the community you know yeah big in the community in the church
she finds my videos shares the videos with everybody and that’s how i got popular people sharing my videos at the at
church look at this guy john chris is hilarious we love him and then to read that about me is probably a bummer oh yeah a huge
bummer and you go like that’s all rehab is it’s like put yourself in the other person’s shoes yeah and you go
oh yeah yeah i would break like you said you felt now i didn’t i didn’t trick people on but it
but i go if i was her i would be pissed yeah because i shared my platform with
you to everyone i know yeah all the time this guy’s and that’s how i got popular so fast
you’re like what think about them why would they be like oh yeah i would be mad too yeah because you were
saying you were something that you were not yeah and now it’s like yeah here’s who i am they’re like all right yeah that sounds good
yeah not but like everybody everybody’s a human and what’s been your response since you’ve been back well that’s what when i that’s what’s
wild is because when i got out of so i don’t know about catholicism but christianity is very very shame based at
least how i grew up so if you did something bad you don’t say you hide it right yeah and so
everything that came out about me i was like this you can imagine i was like suicidal when i was in greece i was like this is the worst day
there’s nothing worse a christian fame and sex you’re like this is the this is
the perfect storm of everything i was like and i got out i’ll never forget this i went to five guys
the chick-fil-a was closed i went to five guys it was on sunday and there was this family it was in hattiesburg tennessee
hattiesburg uh mississippi and they were like john and i was like oh no they’re going to say
i’m a bad christian or a bad influence on the kids or a bad role model and they were like we just want to let you know that we
missed you and we’ve been thinking about you and i was like and we’ve been praying for you and i was like what yeah it was very confusing yeah
because i thought i had to keep all this stuff a secret and if everybody knows to be the end of it yeah because we were talking about that
when you were growing up your parents would close the door of your room and be like hey if anything god’s
watching yeah which is a scary kind of a tricky thing to say to a five-year-old yeah the guy and if he catches you doing
anything he’s coming for you it’d be fun to talk to those people now they’re like yeah we
just didn’t check the phone when we saw him at that moment yeah we definitely said difference
would you not follow the news yeah i mean oh yeah yeah vacation you know it was a sunday it was
a slow day i just haven’t really like looked at stuff yet and if i would have i never would have approached him like that
i wouldn’t have let him meet my children it was like but it was very it’s very
like oh wait what it’s very because then you’re like oh cause when are people like the people like which is now is like
people my platforms are bigger and people because all they ever wanted was you to be
just say who you are yeah and then everybody like if you’re if you had a friend or anyone come to you with
honesty and humility be like hey i’m struggling with you everybody would be like we love
you dude yeah everybody every comedian yes that did the worst thing you could ever possibly imagine
came to you sincerely yeah and and be like hey they’d be like every human
has unlimited forgiveness vegans are pretty yeah the companions are a special breed and that we’re very not judgmental and uh we’re always
willing to hear out oh yeah well i think but not that we’re just ruthless against the other people that
this stuff happens to we do think of them then we will and but i think comics are also good in the fact that you’re like
yeah dude like you just can’t do that though like you’re just like straight up front and honest there’s
very and they’re very like i feel like all comics i was listening to seinfeld podcast like if you get the
i’d say we all have this gift of comedy or creativity or whatever it is in that basket also kind of comes
depression or comparison or anxiety or whatever that is kind of just a part of it yeah that you’re like always needing
yeah love and support that’s just kind of a part of the thing yeah and every comic
has this generational gift or talent but there’s also this other thing that they’re kind of trying to
keep at bay yeah a little bit so they can keep doing the thing and whenever you see a comic
whether it’s drugs or alcohol or addiction or whatever trump the i know how much these people love comedy every comic
you know how much you know how good it feels and if they did something that jeopardizes that i have no
i have compassion yeah i’m not well yeah most comics i always think of that when they if they
if they do a joke and it’s like that joke crossed the line you always got to think in the comics mind they are truly
trying to be funny yes and they are only thinking about the joke doing they don’t think of the
consequences of that joke yeah and they it doesn’t come from a place of hate it doesn’t come from
it comes from a pure like trying to be funny and i mean there’s jokes that are wildly overlapped over the line yeah but
you got to understand that person i i mean not saying i don’t know of everybody but i would i believe these comics to
believe or what they think is they truly were like oh i’m gonna do this because this will be the funniest
thing to go do at that moment and they have no attachment to even what they are saying
there’s not even like i got it there have no agenda there’s like if you talk to them in two days and said do you remember you said that they would if
they didn’t get in trouble for it yeah they would be like oh i don’t did i say that i don’t know like it’s because it’s all just about i gotta be
funny and so like whatever i have to do to be funny because a lot of times saying the obvious is the thing that’s
the funniest so sometimes it’s going to work sometimes it’s not going to work but it comes from a place of pure like dude i was just trying to
be funny i don’t have any feelings about this stuff at all like i don’t
and people have a hard time they’re like but accepting that people have a hard time they hear that they go
you don’t mean that at all though man and like in the comics like i don’t mean any of this dude i don’t
like i don’t i don’t not but i’m not like i don’t like live by that like sometimes i
like i get don’t you think i’m trying to say the opposite of the room right to make you laugh
so if i want to make you laugh i got to go say the opposite thing that the thing that you don’t expect me to
say i have to go say it yeah and i’m just trying to once i get you to laugh and i think it’s going to be this ah
like this big kind of thing and then i move on and then i mean something by the end of the set you might even be like all right what
did i remember that yeah but then that’s really coming from a place of like i’m just trying to make a joke
yeah and that’s when people know but there would also be things where you say hey listen i don’t
support what he said or what his behavior was but but i but this yeah you’re not saying oh yeah
you’re not saying anyone should be able to say whatever they want you’re not saying that no you’re like that was you should probably have some
consequences for that but you can’t say yeah you deal with it yeah but you can’t say
throw the whole guy this guy shouldn’t be able to do comedy ever again yeah well i always think that too like there’s a weird balance of that where
people talk about free speech they say like comics are yeah you know like uh
comics they say whatever they want like comics always send us act like like ah they’re trying to tell us not to say
something y’all say the craziest stuff i’ve ever heard in my life like there’s no comedy show yeah everybody’s saying
no one’s stopping you from saying but if people do get upset about it yeah uh i mean there’s a weird balance
where i i just wish the audience would understand there’s not hate in that person’s heart for he’s
just trying yeah yeah he or she is just trying to say the craziest thing to you yeah
and what kind of comedy they do kind of describes how crazy of a thing they might say and yeah so like
something that us we’re probably not going to say that crazy of a thing because i’m not saying that crazy thing
even in my regular act versus someone that’s all four of us filthy who are all clean
people have walked out on our shows at least mine yeah that they were like that’s too far
well that [Laughter] come full circle yeah well they’re here what are they googling during the show
oh wait what no i think they know yeah google it i think they would have stayed
some of them would have stayed i didn’t know he’s a cool guy but if you say so you say john people
say john christ is across the line yeah but i wouldn’t say that but also i’m not but i
hear jokes that i go that’s across the line but then if i remember going to a comedy show at zany’s i’ve talked to with lucy about
this before i thought that it was a joke about christianity i thought was way across the line and i just got
up and i went home yeah i didn’t yeah everyone but it was killing it was
killing in there so i can’t say the joke wasn’t funny and nor do i get on twitter
and say that i can i this we shouldn’t yeah because 300 people bought tickets and got a standing
ovation yeah so i can’t say that was across to me it was but everyone should have the ability if
they think something’s been yeah yeah by all comics just don’t get offended very easy
yeah like so we we would never like think to go do something like that because we’re just not we’re in a world of
uh hearing crazy things yeah so like being offended like just we could and i know that i know that comedian is
the the one of the nicest comedians in the world yeah and you’ve unbelievable philanthropist and like yeah it doesn’t
actually you can’t say yeah whatever the label you’re trying to put that comic intended to yeah hurt he he or she did not
and i don’t think ever if he wants people to laugh and have a good time and enjoy it you gotta as a comic it’s a weird bounce
you get you gotta deal with the consequences yeah of it and then uh you
you if you say something crazy yeah yeah you have to if people get upset about it and the social media you
whatever man they get upset you’re saying stuff crazy uh yeah i don’t know it’s like you have to
deal with it like it’s part of it it’s weird but i think you should be allowed to say whatever you want to go say but you also have to deal with all that stuff but you
got to deal with it and like you know i don’t know it’s a weird you know i mean you know sometimes you got to think sometimes you
got to read the room sometimes you got to you gotta have the comedic timing or the comedic
you know like to go like yeah there’s times where you’re like you know what maybe this wasn’t as you’re right for that yeah that was
definitely you can feel when something’s mean yeah just don’t be mean that’s really good
but if it comes out mean yeah that’s like a long time ago i’ve talked about it when i talked about my wife
when i would do wife jokes people would be like well why are you you sounds like you hate her why are you married and i go that’s these jokes
like that yeah yeah so i need to tell these jokes where they are not coming off like that yeah and so sometimes in comedy that needs to
be done where you like you can say the crazy thing and look if you and if you want to go as insane as you want
to go insane then go be insane and you’re going to have the audience that you’re gonna have which is what you were talking about
about the christianity the thing i tried to clarify go people were like go after and i go whoa
i’m not i’m not i’m not that guy i’m not trying to like if you if enough people told you was it a couple
or or several that said you sound like mean about your wife and you’re like why that’s not my intent yeah i mean it was enough something was
something it wasn’t like there was no internet yeah or like it was
i don’t know if the internet was this crazy yeah like social media wasn’t the same but that was that was that 2003
it wasn’t uh there was no social media there was no social media but i mean that movie you didn’t get yourself 2005
or six when did youtube really like when commenting really started oh eight oh maybe even mid to late
2000’s yeah so it’s like even like yeah it’s like even at that beginning but it wasn’t like you were getting a ton of
comments or it was it wasn’t this thing that we were always super aware of if you’d have done your thing 10 years
earlier nobody’s known about it that’s why i made that mistake well i i grew up in church like that’s the mistake yeah you go you know what
Born at the wrong time
i was just born at the wrong time he but it’s also somebody told me that
like somebody told me that i was like not me not to make the comparison but like steph curry if steph curry would have
come around steph curry would have come around in the 80s yeah he would not have been successful the right the nba was not set up with
with the way the fouls were in the there was not set up to be he came on at the right time where he was small
yeah and there was no hand checking and there was no bill lambie and dennis rodman that he could be successful
i think he’s talented but people take away the fact that the guy’s talented enough that he would figure it out that’s the thing people take that stuff
away that he could they would just check him and yeah people tend to they think you know lebron could have played in those days
or you know all these people could have played in all these different areas they’re look how if they’re you’re not that this is back to larry cable guy
yeah kind of same kind of you’re not yeah kind of thought you’re not as good as you are now and then you couldn’t have
figured it out and people grew up in those times they knew how to live in that time and they wasn’t like a person from the future
yeah oh uh why are you all allowed to do all this kind of crazy stuff right they would have just adjusted that’s the way
everybody kind of does it yeah there’s a lot everybody has to adjust with the kind of times and you know maybe comics are you know
before their time or past their time where the joke is not is not it’s not sharing like oh my
goodness this is like they might be a little too early for that yeah or that joke is already your be past your time so it’s like a
perfect example of like that like you could make fun of christianity from with inside
christianity i was not really happening before me
or not not in the way that like wiz be like oh it’s you can love jesus but also make a joke about
joel osteen yeah that was not it was supposed to be like hey we’re all together yeah you we we have to show a unified front
to the world yeah but yeah and that but that’s and that’s exactly why so many people were
with their reaction to what happened to you you heard because of that yeah because they were like they they trusted
you in the fact that you were yeah and almost like i almost get it more right there
but it was like they trusted you in the fact that like you were like hey we let you in you’re making fun of
us because you are uh yeah then yeah and then it’s like then you found out they might and then something was you you found out
uh based on the moral code you’re not one of us i was one i still wasn’t still am one of them but we decided hey no
you’re but that’s where you it’s you which i would i believe is most comics
i mean most christians would it is uh you forgive and you 100 and you uh understand that you go through stuff and
you think about yeah the people that were truly affected by it by it like those girls and like that you
hope that they are everybody all around and yeah everybody forgives and everybody can move forward
and you look at it all the the whole like rehab process is basically they’re just
saying well look at this from the other person yeah that’s all and you’re like like i got in trouble they would
this is not really comedy but it’s like i got in trouble for behaving narcissistically in rehab
and they go like for example they would go yeah i know it’s wild yeah where you’re laughing at yeah like
even in rehab you’re yeah
so like so like we would go like to to we would go like we’re all going to play volleyball
at 5 30. yeah and i show up at 5 45 yeah they take your phone they go we
didn’t have our phones but they go why do you think that’s okay everyone else showed up at 5 30. i was
like i don’t know they’ll and ever somebody else put out the nets someone else got the ball somewhere i just figured they’re like they go look
at it from his perspective he set everything up and you just i go
oh yeah yeah i didn’t think about it like that yeah and that’s the whole that’s it that’s the whole thing you
sent him to rehab for this podcast
he’s on the podcast he does yeah it opens for me never enough yeah he wants more yeah i’m
should be grateful yeah yeah i mean that would that would be the problem i would have trying to bring some humor to this part
two people there’s been humor the entire joking that’s what you always say yeah yeah
i mean because yeah because i’m the only one that brings it yeah i mean i mean aaron doesn’t but aaron land is
great yeah that guy he would think he thinks that someone were supposed to always be equals in the fact that
i shall do everything he does yeah yeah he looks at comedy like it’s a job at verizon yeah we’re all equals
and there’s no such thing as talent but everybody deserves equally whatever but he can like if the if the
flight if the car for the airport is leaving from the hotel lobby at six you can be late i can’t be late yes but
he would think but he i don’t think he believes that he doesn’t yeah he doesn’t think like the fact that
i’m like yeah i’m paying for the car i’ve said you’d be driving the uber that’s what brian
yeah if this dude if this was a situation in rehab they the the therapist like live for that kind of stuff because they were
like oh well why they just they’re just like yeah yeah they’re going why do you are
you glad that article was written 100 well i said it did i was very s did you ask him to
say that is that a lie no i’ve never talked to him well i remember the day the day of
is that there’s a like message they emailed us and they’re like okay we’re going to release this article yeah tomorrow or something like that and
they were like they were going to release it i don’t know what let’s say 10 a.m or something i was like of course like
i was i didn’t have my phone but my sister was like keeping me updated and i was it came one o’clock two o’clock and then i was
like well maybe they’re not gonna maybe it’s just not gonna come out and then i and then i imagined living in
that world and i didn’t wanna worry yeah and for the rest i go everybody put it out put everything
whatever you’ve decided or discovered about me put it all out and not once from that time forward
have we ever deleted anyone’s comment or or tried to block anyone or does everyone
say whatever you want yeah and this work this life is way better yeah because i lived like i
said the only thing worse about what happened to me it was the last 10 years prior because i was drinking
and like doing all that kind of stuff and i and i felt if these people knew
these people would all crush me and that’s what i lived for the the whole my whole comedy career like
that and that was horrific yeah like horrific yeah knowing that if but then i was like hey if i got one fan
after this this is preferable to living like that yeah being scared of what yeah yeah so i go just put it
everybody put everything out and do it but everybody say everything that they need to say yeah and it’s yeah
yeah and mike plus you can’t i tell i say at the show i go you’re gonna send a comedian to rehab
it’s like breaking up with taylor swift she’s gonna she’s gonna write some hits yeah like it’s
gonna be that’s unbelievable for an experience for a comedian because that’s the way we yeah handle pain yeah it’s like that all the
things that you joke about that you are a real yeah real issues they tell you rehab like not to think
like that you’re like you know what i’ll be glad that those girls
come out you’re like you know what’s the best thing you happen to be yeah yeah yeah these girls are still like could you say
i’m sorry or something like oh so yeah obviously sorry but i’ve been murdering on stage lately so
uh i have been that’s not what i meant for sure oh yeah the girls too
but this new closer is healing yeah yeah yeah no i don’t i wouldn’t eat that i wouldn’t wish it on
[Laughter] do you bring the girls out no uh
[Laughter]
yeah i know this this one might be ready to pg here we go i thought we were going to talk about georgia we never got to we
never got to georgia we got the company more interesting yeah i had the georgia wikipedia pulled up ready to go
turns out george’s got a lot of you john dude i got a lot i wrote a lot of notes on georgia yeah
we’ll do it again we’ll do it i’ll come back and we’ll do it again but don’t let anyone else come on in i gotta i gotta i need to talk about
georgia yeah if people do people trash it uh no no we just talk about uh no we don’t
we don’t trash yeah no we’re not you’re we’re not your comedy uh we this is the whole podcast he just
trashes yeah i do we just travel yeah yeah i trust table for sure i’m happy that we’re talking a lot about the table
too yeah we’re actually talking physically about the table yeah man metaphysically yeah that’s good
because it’s a podcast it’s like audio but like let’s talk about what’s in the room let’s talk about smart yeah yeah it’s real people can
really relate to that yeah like well i’m listening so i can’t uh you have uh uh so your tour
uh tour starts uh middle of september middle september yeah fresh cuts comedy
tour in 35 cities tickets are on sale tickets are on sale you have a bunch of ghosts why didn’t
you call this did you almost name it let’s go to the let’s go tour did you almost go i think so yeah i think i’m on the
announcement of the of the tour i said let’s go we’re going on tour i had uh the people that run my social
media they put let’s go for my special yeah and uh and i think about it every day
and that was in march and they and uh and i approved it yeah but i did it oh weird that was back
before it was still no i didn’t like approving it before and sometimes it’s one of those things that like you you know when you’re like i don’t
think i should be doing this you know and you still do it yeah uh and they put
this i mean dude i’m i mean it just it’s kind of working out i mean that’s unbelievable
it’s one of the best jokes i’ve ever said in my life you get it you know yeah you get this crowd he gets it
yeah that’s my favorite thing a comic can’t say that guy gets in the background like that’s such a funny one guy that’s
a trick that’s a that’s a trick but i’m kind of okay with that because everybody kind of does it it’s such a funny thing
to go that guy gets in the back right there anybody just know what i’m talking about what about the trick of the trick of the assassin there was a joke buddy uh i
knew a comic these dudes the joke that i always thought was so funny on stage uh
crowd work uh russ ben eve very very new york comic and he was he would always ask the guy in the furrow this is
i mean when i moved to new york oh four or five and he’d be like what’s up buddy he goes
you like girls no i do and he would just say no no one no one he doesn’t let the guy here
but it was just it was just a very funny quick like just staying on top of him yeah he’s like girls no
i do what about this last trick uh you know that one awkward person in your
family if you don’t know her oh you’re them you’re them dude yeah if you’re not laughing then
you know that once you you and the crazy person you know the one guy that if you don’t know him yeah yeah but that
you would say that’s not stolen because that’s just out there that’s just out there you can’t that’s not no i want to do it
because it’s like you shouldn’t it’s been done too much yeah yeah yeah i mean we used to always do those jokes about
in uh a small room yeah yeah or you’d be like i would have done this in my car like yeah yeah like that was a big new
york joke or like you come i remember some comic goes dude that’s my joke and i was like that’s everybody we all you do a version
of that or what about uh yo uh des moines des moines got a zoo
what’s your zoo two squirrels and a rabbit like that’s ever that’s a yeah unless you go to columbus or san diego yeah they’re like
oh she’s pretty amazing in the country uh and we do we have a
squirrel and we have multiple rabbits we have a jackrabbit i remember the one time
you’re like no i’d like to go though we’d all crush it we crushed on like remember we were every city we go to we just like crushed
i like that thing that y’all did making fun of the city driving around i actually like that yeah yeah it was you showed it at the at
the still sometime and then
this podcast rules dude but it but but why don’t y’all put all those out well it gets it’s video but
then the audio is from the crowd yeah it’s confusing they’re like why is the crowd laughing you’re in a car
but y’all have all those cities like what yeah why don’t but why don’t you you like are those are all those out like someone watching
they’re not out anymore some clips of them yeah some clips of some of them i think that would be that would be yeah because that was a
funny well i think i don’t think but they’re only funny because because the audience is dying because if
it’s just me and aaron driving around just trashing on a city especially if you’re not at the show it looks very yeah people a lot of times people are mad at those
because they’re like we i’m the mayor and then you just made fun of our whatever aaron is making fun of the murals in the cities
but i mean i think i i think i’d want to watch it here in the crowd yeah yeah all right maybe we’ll do that
for the next tour but they would always say they would always say like well a lot of some of them were similar
i feel like they were like oh you just do that in every city oh i wouldn’t want to show that yeah a lot of them were pretty
unique because everybody every city is gonna yeah yeah do some kind of like dude like i mean i’ve done it myself that’s
like crowd work i mean crowd work is essentially that like it’s like yeah it’s gonna be if if someone really wouldn’t watch someone do crowd work
at all these cities it would be it would look very similar yeah i mean you know are you against that too
oh crowd work yeah i’ve talked about it i’m not i’m not against it i know it’s there
should be a list there should be a list of things you’re allowed to do i’ve learned i have a i have a lot of
rules that people don’t know that they have to follow yeah uh and i think they have to not like when
people were my shorts on stage is my big one yeah yeah i get really i wouldn’t yeah shorts on stages that’s insane to
me sandals uh yeah yeah you wear your sandals on stage no no i don’t think i’ve ever worn shorts i
think i’ve probably ever wore short sleeves on stage but i i don’t even love short sleeves i’ve have i just is the first time i
wore them i wore one other [ __ ] on even the podcast yeah uh what about a hat
on stage i don’t mind a half the reason i don’t is because it’s like your eyes yeah it covers your eyes i’ve heard that yeah uh
and so but i don’t i don’t mind a hat people always think i wear a hat on stage they always go you wear hats
i never i mean it’s a very few amount of times but i’ve
maybe posted a picture of a time that i did and everybody thinks oh you just wear a hat all the time yeah the hat comic dude i’m
the heck yeah yeah there’s comics that are the hat comments you don’t want to be that you don’t want to ever be the like a
specific comment or the bogo come back did you guys take him is this that is
they see here it’s a lot of the uh i don’t you know what i don’t think they’re gonna
make it uh it’s it’s uh the broken plans uh 45 minutes 45 minutes into the show i
don’t think they’re coming i don’t think they’re it’s reserved but i don’t think yeah
your opener knows when he’s done to go all right guys obviously your your party’s not coming tonight so let’s
push together and see your opener knows to say that everybody move on everybody move up
everybody uh you know can everybody grab their uh water bottles they all bought one
water when you walk in can everybody grab their water bottles and uh i’ve done this before a lot i
feel like everybody has it has done a show where you
because audiences don’t realize yeah that’s it’s going to be better if everyone’s yeah this is all the audiences if you’re ever if it’s
a small room don’t spread out i know you want to you will have a better experience if you everybody’s taking
a table of 10 together is better than 20 spread out yeah true and just do a
show that’s philosophy yeah right that is pretty nice write it down a table of 10 is better together than a
party that’s a room of 20. then a room of 20 spread out wow that’s deep that’s pretty nice yeah it’s better than
whatever you said earlier uh what’d you say fishing pole fishing pole is a fish
but a man steals your fishing spot would probably be oh fishing spot tell him what it would
be because that’s fishing it’s with the fishing hole yeah yeah yeah it’s a you get to you get the whole the fishing hole from
it and he’s like he’s just catching all these fish he’s like how am i doing this i’m about to be a good fisherman you’re like yeah no you’re not you just figured
out where the sheep yeah figured out where the fish are yeah yeah it is better okay
all right uh yeah john crist uh yeah my step my tour date go go get check out his tour yeah uh i got
tour stuff uh we’re announcing i think comes out grand oa opry at uh yeah uh grand opera in nashville
which is going to see do y’all want to do the ryman and the grand ole opry no are you doing the are you doing a show there yeah
yeah but i think because i’m my i am too yeah but you have to you can’t say the grand old opry because that’s confusing
to people they think you’re on the show oh yeah yeah yeah you should say yeah yeah all right don’t say the grand ole
opry because i’m doing a show with opry yeah there you go uh at the rhyme when they click the link i figured
they’d figure it out and they so go uh podcast is unreal
by the way my first job was at opryland so it’s kind of cool i used to sweep the steps of the grand
ole opry no you didn’t yes i worked out age 16 or 15
wow got paid 325 an hour and i was a sweeper you’d sweep inside the park i also swept outside the park would go
to the grand opera did you get promoted to outside the park or do you started what did the comedian had to
yeah no i no i didn’t i was i worked in the dog kennel too lost a dog lost a dog all right uh so
but you only yeah you want to do this it would let me check that’s good yeah uh i’ve
done the rhyming that’s true i wanted to ask aaron anyway
just aaron but no i would love to i actually bought tickets for your show
when is it well it sold out i wanted to grab some well we got two tickets for
second hey you want to give why you give uh we should we should give the ticket
two tickets somebody okay let’s see on the podcast we’re doing it right now live no we we have to what are they you mean
to two folks right two folk what we’re gonna do i don’t know i don’t know we’re thinking about it say it just know they’re not green
scenes how about it i can’t afford i couldn’t afford this download a list of a list of write a list of graphics we don’t make
the prices we make prices of the tickets but those tickets get taken yeah there’s a big mess of a thing
just say whoever who come up with a nis a list of nate’s do’s and don’ts of stand-up comedy
and somebody just to submit that for the tickets i mean we’ve got the whole tagline thing going yeah uh maybe we could maybe do the tag but
that’s not fair yeah exactly but whoever wins it we if they’re not here in nashville then we’ll give them tickets
where just give someone your tickets yeah the prize should be better than the tickets you’re having to go get it brian
their obstructed view but yeah are they
i can’t afford the good ones but i wanted to come see you before yeah yeah yeah how funny would that have been
if somebody who’s a fan of your podcast comes to see it thriving
they just see brian head behind the pole like appearing around trying to isn’t that guy on his body yes yeah can
he not have him yes and he didn’t give him better seats that not only did i not give him seats at all
and i was going to take my mom because it’s her birthday well you give them to your mom i guess
the tickets okay all right yeah oh well just give the tickets to your mom
yeah well never mind we were going to give them to uh we’ll give uh yeah now it’ll be good give the tickets
to your mom okay because then your mom still wants to come you just have she seen you at the rhyme no
oh there you go no october 28th the show yeah october 28th and 27th is the uh opry house let’s do it that’s awesome
congrats on that yeehaw let’s go i’ll be on yehawk october 27th is that true okay yeah all right
all right thanks everybody
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