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Julian McCullough stops by and talks hosting shows
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today’s episode of the Nate land podcast is brought to you by better help and
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ag1 hello folks and hey bear I’m Brian Bates as always I’m here with Dusty slay
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all right Aaron Weber all right and sitting in with us today the one and
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only Julian Maka all right all right that’s what I’m talking about welcome
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back buddy good to see you man good to see my first time you’ve done it before you’re confusing this with us hanging
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out we’ve hung out a lot and we’ve talked into Micon in my hotel room May
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that’s a if you’ve been to a Nate show in the last year most likely you’ve seen Julia yeah yeah I’ve got to host the the
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be funny tour it was uh anyway it was great Nate they’re there to see
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so uh you do a really great job with it if you’ve seen Nate shows they’re so big they’re so crazy it’s crazy it’s like an
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impossible job hosting a show like that but Julian really does a good job if
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you’ve been there and you’ve seen it you know what I’m talking about you kind of Corral them it’s 20,000 people sitting
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there they don’t know what’s going on and then you go up there and you go hey we got a show and this is how it’s going to work yeah and it would be weird if
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they were there to see the host it would be weird but it would be it’d be nice
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yeah uh no it’s of course that was that was kind of the joke I was making but uh
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if they were there to see the host then you’d be uh you’d be doing those shows yeah you that’s true you know um but the
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uh I appreciate that Aon I’m not used to it’s weird to open a show with compliments but uh I apprciate this is
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Nate land not hate land that’s true come on come on dude this is uh this is a a
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safe space they this thing just caught fire uh the I learned how to host uh in
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like a gladiator pit basically I learned at the Stress Factory Comedy Club in New Brunswick New Jersey which is a a North
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Jersey comedy club in a in a basement about 375 people we would sell 400 and
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uh it was my job to seat the room and convince all these like middle AG
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Italian dudes on dates that they needed to sit in this terrible seat and then I would go up in the t-shirt from the club
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and host the show wow and so you learn how to uh take command of a room like
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that when and it it it was crazy in there and so talking about baptism by fire yeah truly I mean that’s how I
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learned how to do comedy I had to unlearn a lot of bad habits didn’t you tell me though the first time you did it
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you’re like I I don’t want to keep I don’t want to come back the first time I ever did comedy ever was a sold out
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Friday night show at this room um I’d never held a microphone before I’d never
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huh who was the headliner um Thea Vidal I don’t know if you guys remember
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the Vidal is that is that like him the ofal was like a she was big in the 90s
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yeah big in the 90s she had a sitcom yeah she was uh sassy black lady but like very scary like she was like very
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scary yeah on the on the sassy black lady uh uh chart she was like an 11 what
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was the show she had Thea I missed this whole era yeah uh the 90s yeah I guess
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so the had it could not have been on long it I don’t think it was on very long I think I think she was scary but
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it was she was Miss Pat before Miss Pat that’s right definitely and and uh
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anyway lasted less than a year Vinnie brought me up the owner of the club Vinnie brand who I do owe a tremendous
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debt to because I love Vinnie brand he knew I wanted to do comedy and then I got a job there and then didn’t ask to
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go on stage for like a year because I saw Greg Geraldo Jim Norton Patrice
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O’Neal Colin Quinn every weekend Todd Barry like and I was just like I’m not going up there like you know comedy’s
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terrifying like that if you’ve not done it or not done it much and then you go into an environment like that and you
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see people like work the crowd you’re like oh I never want the crowd to talk to me I mean the way they would crush in
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in that room was like you know shake the walls oh it’s great it’s it’s one of those things it’s like College you know
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you get out what you put into it yeah and so if you are crushing it’s super
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rewarding but if you aren’t crushing it’s like you know uh it’s like doing comedy at an airport and no one knows
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there’s a show it’s that’s how yeah they just like don’t know you’re up there um yeah somebody told me to go f myself
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last time I was there oh yeah did you so the did but yeah basically he
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brought they he brought me up and I remember uh the feeling in the room was the whole crowd this soldout
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crowd was like why are they making this guy do comedy that was like the feeling in the room why is it called the stress
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factor I mean just jogging about stresses you out
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yeah anxiety Hut it’s anxiety Hut was taken right yeah uh
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the real answer is he had three other businesses going at when he opened it so
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uh he was like he just his in his own perspective yeah the the his Comedy Club
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Venture was a Stress Factory for him and then he didn’t think about how that might sound to the public and just
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called it that oh yeah and uh I’ve never heard anyone say I love that name it’s
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always like it’s a weird name but it also stands out used to it by now I don’t even really think about what the
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words mean exactly yeah like Nike yeah what is Nike yeah nobody knows
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yeah just do it yeah exactly uh but how many dates have you done with Nate on this tour like a 100
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it’s impossible to well it’s not impossible it’s been posted it’s probably pretty easy it’s probably pretty easy no one will ever know bit of
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a paper trail I was gonna say if you let me finish I was gonna say it’s impossible but I don’t know okay a bunch
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a bunch yeah it was like it was like eight months of shows uh pretty much and
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um yeah it was a bunch and and Nate’s not here because we want to hear the
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real story we want to hear happen is this Thea this is Thea right here that’s
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Thea yeah yeah yeah and I know yeah I mean this looks like the Everybody Loves Raymond house and that girl look the
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middle girl looks like brandy it does look like Brandy I think it is and then that’s Marcus Henderson from uh smart
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guy yeah he’s he also sang for Simba and the original lion kinging wow that actor
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I don’t know that went on stage after my first five minutes it was so it was so
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bad like when 375 people packed into a room and it’s silent for five minutes
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you rethink if you’re even a funny person at all you know it’s like it like cut to my identity but uh she went up as
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and total class it is Brandy yeah total Class Act she uh ripped me for 10
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minutes the header now did you you think looking back did you think did you do
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badly enough that she almost had to say something when she went up there um or
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could she have just moved on and not addressed you she was GI she was like this is a gift for
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me I was wondering what my opening would be now I got it I know she’s like I I had 30 minutes and now I’ll have 40 so
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this is great no she I definitely deserved it but I I uh I also
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think Vinnie was hosting so I’m sure he handled it already and then brought her up he reset the room yeah I’m sure he
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reset the room um so she did have to go hey remember that guy how much time did you do five minutes I think oh okay it
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was I mean a lot can happen in five minutes did you bomb it though it was a huge bomb I mean what was your opening
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joke I oh I have noidea the only thing I can remember first of all I was I’d never held a microphone i’
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never spoken in front of people before like you know I didn’t do like high school any you know so I was just like
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the funny guy at the party or whatever so I get up there and it’s like the light I didn’t know the lights were going to be bright I didn’t know why
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were you up there then cuz I wanted to do standup comedy okay yeah uh but I just didn’t know at all what it was like
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and it was it’s it’s awful yeah it’s funny when you see somebody uh who doesn’t know how to hold the mic and it
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kind of just works its way oh my God so I’m just out here oh yeah I remember I was visibly shaking I was visibly
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shaking I was staring at the at the ground sure and um I think I had a bit
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about how uh when you have roommates and you can’t do laundry you have to use
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their dirty laundry and where you would pick their clothes out of their hamper
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was like a strategic like you don’t want to go recent cuz it’s like still got fresh stuff in it and like it was
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unthought through a rich the way I just did it was a million times better say I think it sounds pretty good yeah Bri
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might do that tonight I’m gonna buy that from you that’s all I can remember my roommate I mean my
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wife yeah pretty good actually my daughter’s socks on tonight but I remember I went home that night and I
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was so depressed I’ve never been that depressed in my life because up until that point I was like this is all I have
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is that I’m fun you believed that you could do it until you went not even on that level I just thought I was a funny person yeah that was your identity so to
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be that yeah it was literally my identity I didn’t have anything else going so to get up there and have a
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entire room of people be like no that’s not true you thought worst case I won’t
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stand out I’ll be a little forgettable did you go up there you’re like oh I’m having a negative effect on the show
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right now I was like falling apart and and then and then Theo went up and was like if you weren’t sure how bad that
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was here’s 10 minutes did Thea did you go home and watch her show after that
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just to you know like go just like yell MO sit in alone no I actually went
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home and I didn’t even sleep in my own bed cuz I was like so upset didn’t feel like you deserved it no I slept in my
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roommate’s bed he was gone and uh yeah and drank a handle of vodka until I fell
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asleep that was it and then the next day Vinnie goes you’re going on again this whole roommate situation gets weirder
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and weirder you’re you’re wearing their dirty laundry you’re sleeping in their beds when turns out I just had some uh
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confusing feelings and uh didn’t know where to work them out and that’s we all get into
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standup if you think about it yeah that’s true but well yeah I it was uh anyway but Vinnie to his credit he did
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not let me quit he kept making me go back on stage it didn’t get better for a long time and then he finally let me
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host and let me like talk to the crowd first without doing material and that’s when I finally started to get my voice
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he’s like we got to figure out a way for you to do less time yeah yeah yeah exactly he’s like these things you’re
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thinking of are not good so yeah let’s see you off the cff let’s get you surv
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up there and uh that’s when I that’s when it started to click for me are you mostly do you do a lot of crowd work now
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I went through a phase in for a while there uh when I was doing a a lot of
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crowd work like I could do I don’t know if this is a brag or not but I could I could do an hour without doing a joke I
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think um and not doing like you know do that yeah it’s a problem so but I I used to
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warm up Co bear Rapport remember the first uh Comedy Central a good yeah that
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was a great job and it was like they were doing rewrites when they would put you out there so you did they didn’t
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know how long it would take to fix the script so I would be out there from 10 minutes to 45 to an hour and I every day
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I didn’t know how long it was going to be so I had to figure out how to like a survive yeah yeah so uh so I just got so
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good at it that I sto anyway I the point is yes I’m I am very good at crowd work
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I can do it for a long time and I got so depressed doing it for too long yeah that I never want to go back to doing
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that and now like I just did Comedy on State and I tried to do crowd work I brought it up I was like I’m gonna do
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crowd work I haven’t done crowd work in so long here we go and it went fine and then I was like I can’t keep going I
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can’t it does seem like the crowd workor place for me I’ve only done a little bit there uh but it’s amazing Club such a
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good club it doesn’t seem like a crowd work place no it’s almost like a waste of how good a room it is it I know it’s
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like going to a steak restaurant and like you know doing crowd work it’s terrible yeah well we did a
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show in Huntsville and the power the lights all came on because there’s a fire alarm or something and lights all
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came off no on house lights oh I’m thinking the lights went off on Brian at his own show in Huntsville and then a
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week later one week later um back in Huntsville the lights come on and you’re on stage and you had to fill until they
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got the situation fixed well hunsville the grid needs to be looked at in hunsville they have a lot of Engineers
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down there I think they’re probably on it all that space exploration yeah what
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how about a little less attention out there and a little more attention I always down here I always say that yeah
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well you didn’t miss beat try to say you just well I appreciate that bro yeah I remember the lights came on and then I was uh the it’s fun when when something
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goes wrong I love it I do love that something I love riffing on something and then the crowd kind of they’re on
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your side now cuz they go oh you got to deal with this and then that’s different than crowd work like I like riffing I’m
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like a Rory Scoville type I like I like doing stuff like that but I don’t like talking having a conversation until
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something happens like I’m not I don’t like doing that but yeah that was good the worst one was uh in California I
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think it was San Jose or something when the sound went out in an arena which is
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like yeah that’s tough yeah you can’t yell loud enough I tried I go how far
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can you hear me and I screamed as loud as I could I I swear I’m not exaggerating nine rows back they were
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like really and there’s and and it goes for you know 500 rows I think I could get to the balcony you got a good voice
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that’s for I I can project pretty well well where were you uh but that wasn’t the answer how
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long did that last with no sound so it was the thing was the sound was imperfect but a lot of the crowd
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couldn’t hear it so it was like there were pockets of sound there was so it was uh it I was was up there for
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probably 25 minutes with the sound being bad I did a show I I did a show where I worked with a band and uh I did okay and
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then when I got done the band came out and they started um uh singing and you know the songs
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were great but when they would talk in between songs I couldn’t understand what they were saying and I was like was that
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what it was like for me up there yeah could you not understand what I was saying did you ask anybody no I just
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how did you do did I did great well then they probably could have HT they could no they were doing that thing where when
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you can’t hear somebody you go oh nice dud yeah he just kept doing that oh oh yeah yeah I did great but I didn’t I
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didn’t walk off going yeah they needed me on this yeah oh opening for music I’ve I did a tour with Grace Potter and
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the Nocturnals I don’t know if you’ve heard of them but I I have heard of them they I did like it was a bunch of House of Blues and stuff like that and it was
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what did they sing they had one big hit right I don’t know had but I feel like they had W I think they had a TV theme
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or something I don’t know they’re like a throwback to heart in the 70s like that’s their whole thing but uh they’re
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great but opening for music when they don’t know there’s going to be comedy is one of the hardest jobs I’ve ever had to
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do well I was on the bill but
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um they should put next to your name in bir’s comedy yeah you know yes but no it
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was fine but I I just um I just noticed that it was hard to understand their stories and I thought but but they could
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have had a different microphone set up and all that so well that’s the thing with musicians like that’s that’s why they have instruments because they can’t
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talk yeah and they even know how to talk maybe they really have a story they have to sing Everything yeah they didn’t have
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a story there’s it’s actually I’m I’m annoy are you annoyed by musicians have you ever gone to a live show where they
Funny musicians and weekend recap
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where he’s funny yeah I’m annoyed by that he’s only stay in your lane he’s only funny because he’s playing music
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and they didn’t expect the comedy they walked out there and they said that guy is just going to be funny for 10 minutes
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that guy would bomb but I deal with that and we’ve talked about it before at the Grand old Opry sometimes you’ll follow
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somebody a great musician and they’re getting huge laughs between songs and uh
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like I uh Charles eston I had to follow him once yeah you know Charles eston yeah I do you might know Charles Charles
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EST is also Whose Line Is It Anyway he was he was Chip eston at the time he’s also but he is a funny guy he a funny
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guy he has a background in comedy yeah and then oh but he was doing music but
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he was the star of the show Nashville okay where he play the singer and he’s also in the office he was in the office
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Charles eston though when you say talk about staying in your own lane Charles has all the lane that’s a good looking
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dude he’s a good musician he’s a good writer he’s a good uh he’s funny it’s
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like take it easy I know I hate him and I don’t even know who he is also a nice
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guy unbelievably nice guy so so gross but after he got off I go I don’t
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appreciate how many laughs he got dude and he was like you’ll get them
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buddy well I was in uh I was in Florida this week I was at uh off the hook
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comedy club in Naples all right congratulations and then uh I drove over to boka Ron did the boka black box so
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thank you to everyone who came out off the hook did you get did you order any Seafood I did not you didn’t you’re it’s
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a seafood restaurant the food is really great there yeah you messed up dude you were just there for the shows I just
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come and do my thing and get out of there Love of the Game I’m all business man did you meet the captain did not
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meet the captain yes but it’s well I mean he wasn’t there it’s not like I snubbed him
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dusty but his name’s Captain Brian yeah and then they’re like we want you to call in to this uh hip-hop radio station
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because that’s my target audience and that guy’s name was flying Brian and I’m like Well everybody’s named Brian
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apparently I need a you need a Brian you need a thing yeah what’ you come with breakfast Brian yeah breakfast bran yeah
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that’s pretty good uh but anyway great time you did hip-hop radio to plug your
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shows yeah was there noticeable did you see them I made a joke about it there was one black woman in the room and I
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told everyone in the audience everyone’s there was like you know it’s an older crowd tyes and I told the story it was
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very funny and I think the one woman who was there she she didn’t hear me but I had a single her out really made her
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feel bad about whole thing she’s like I just trying to enjoy a show I know I just assume you listen toop Listen to
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Hip Hop that’s the thing that’s the thing about doing those Morning Show radio shows though I don’t think I’ve ever of all the radio I’ve ever done I
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don’t think I’ve ever had somebody come up to me after a show I’ve been like I heard you on Rotten Ralph and the and the Houdini deps man it’s they’re still
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they’re still R around real well mine was called mine was called The Freak so freak Show yeah
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I heard you on the freak Show all my fans the Twisted mind of Brian B the
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freak Show yeah there are some in some some markets where they do draw I had
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you know I had a couple old ladies come to my show one time because I said I said my Show’s relatively clean and I
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said this is the type of show you can bring your aunt to and not be embarrassed and they were like we heard you say that so we came to the show wow
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I’m going to steal that line yeah I like that I had when I did Bob and Tom for the first time recently I’ve I people
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came up and said I saw you on Bob and Tom well Bob and Tom’s different yeah that’s uh that’s good is it still Bob
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and Tom the show’s still called that there is no
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Bob yeah you can’t I thought they replaced him with a different Bob no oh they didn’t I don’t know they repl I did
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it over Zoom the new the new singer for Journey also is the new B yeah yeah
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sounds just like bobing got chick Chick McGee chy Lee uh and uh you know there’s
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some other people um that I know that are my friends that their minds are es
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their names are escaping me right now yeah yeah where were you guys you’re on the road in N right yes I was at we were
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in there’s no way to know it’s impossible impossible we’ll never know
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uh nobody writes any of this down um no it’s uh we were yeah we’re at the Hard Rock in uh Atlantic City um and then we
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were at the Jamestown comedy center it’s like the comedy Museum in Jamestown New York that is
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like no exaggeration 10 times better and nicer and cooler than you think it’s going to be when you get there yeah you
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know it’s so cool uh but anyway he did a we did like a benefit show there and uh
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and the shows were great I love casinos I’m a i we’ll just say I love casinos
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we’ll leave it we’ll leave it there that I uh I don’t drink and I don’t do drugs so uh I love casinos well man needs a
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vice that’s what he Sayes yeah all right but it’s not a vice if you’re winning
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that’s what I’m saying and if you’re losing it’s just because you are you haven’t played long enough you’ll it’ll
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come back right well that’s exactly right yeah you’re not played long enough you just got to keep at it keep going to the at yeah you’re always one hand away
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from winning it all yeah there was somebody who had a joke who was talking about he was like uh talking about
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playing the change machine in a truck stop he’s like I kept breaking even
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if that’s your joke I’m gonna be so mad oh that’s so funny I heard it so no that’s great yeah kept breaking even the
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yeah I uh yeah I love I love gambling but it’s you know I the problem is the
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first time I ever did it uh I had like $700 to my name and I went and I lost I
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was like I’ll play with 300 and I was like that’s a huge per I mean it was but you can’t really go in with less you
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feel like a you know a child if you oh I do I go in with 20 bucks yeah but your
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breakfast Brian yeah so uh but they and I remember I anything you don’t even
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need money yeah that’s right I lost it and I went I I go I don’t think you’re supposed to go to the ATM but I can’t I
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can’t leave like this yeah so I went to the ATM and I took out another like 400 and now I had like I mean honestly to be
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honest I probably had like $900 left in my checking account when I took out 400 the second time and then I won 900
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you’re getting richer just as the story goes well I’m just saying like I didn’t I didn’t bring myself down I don’t want
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it to seem like I was that crazy but I had 700 to my name but then I had 900
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after I took out a second in that particular checking account I had a different card 30 grand and then offshore I had like offsh couple couple
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million but uh no but the point is it was blood money and then I I went to the
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ATM I won 900 and that ruined me for the rest of my life cuz I was like oh you
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just got to keep going and then you get it all back it felt good didn’t it yeah well Julian now is maybe a good time to
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hp.com Nate I like that you said Nate was supposed to be reading this right before you read the line even when
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I’m doing what I love as if that couldn’t be your line well the whole part I skip some of it okay I thought he
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was about to say when I’m doing Arenas or something but it was just when I’m having a good time
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yeah my life they met somebody else I need better help oh and look at that
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speak of Nate and he shall appear look who’s in the building all right here he
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is okay I just read better help oh man welcome to Leland huh thank you hey L he
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already made a ha land joke’s on fire went on rhy Z earlier hello folks and
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hey bear welcome to the Nate land podcast uh what’s up sorry I was late I
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figured we had you know our boy Julian yeah I know you guys don’t like him but he’s a good guy no make it work I’ll uh
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I’ll be honest it they you know they let me know that like this whole time so it’s not like I I wonder how they feel
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you know look like we brought in the guy who made the wood and we’re just like talking we’re go so tell us about this
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table well by the way I wasn’t going to wear this your sister I was walking in
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with coffee into your office today and she uh decided to jump scare me like from around the corner and I just threw
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coffee all over my white shirt so then I had to wear this and now I look like I built the table where did you get this that’s I had it with me but I wasn’t
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going to wear it used to sell insurance in a shirt like that well how you like
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that Nate I could sell insurance in this shirt yeah on the table Yeah insurance on the table it looks good I think it
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looks good it looks good yeah it looks he had a you spilled something this weekend on your shirt too I had another
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one he’s had two shirt incidents this weekend uh what was that one uh oh yeah that was just standard eating yeah that
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was there were I had no problem like obstacles yeah it was uh yeah it’s tough like when you go do a show cuz we we did
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uh we were in Atlantic City and the Jamestown New York and Jamestown New York we were just kind of show ready
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pretty early because we went to the National Museum yeah before we got there before we got there and then we’re were
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eating and so there’s a you know it’s it’s uh it’s risky it’s a tight RPP walk
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RIS and I had a white T-shirt on and I ate uh what was it it was CU you got to
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think about every bite you do you got to think about every bite what were you eating what was it um I think it’s the
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dessert probably got it was there was a pie that was a Triple Berry oh and so
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that was and those berries will ruin a white shirt forever man forget about it it’s worse than that was yeah that was
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the end so it goes Aaron you waiting to go in uh From the Bench yeah keeping
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warm he’s still eating the pie yeah now he’s got his hood up like he’s I like
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I’m waiting to take the warm-up jacket off on the bench yeah did you tell your parents you go I think I’m getting in
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today I don’t see how I wouldn’t this team’s the worst team everybody show up Co said did
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everybody show up whole family showed up no my family would stopped coming to I got thrown out of games they Middle
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School basketall I got thrown out of games oh W for what out foul kids politics enough oh you were the guy they
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put in just the hacka shack yeah I would I would they would put me into foul people to stop the clock at the end of
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the game see that and I got thrown I got thrown out of a game commented on how pretty your lips are yeah you do have
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pretty you fire them up they fire you up okay I don’t like how the podcast turned in the last I mean we were discussing
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Julian’s gambling problems and then you walked in and now talk about my I don’t remember there being any problems
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yeah yeah only if you lose where were you Aaron this weekend I was I had a
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long weekend man Billings Montana for the ye-haw hew Festival Friday and
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Saturday do they need both the you’re heha you might as well heha all
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right okay I don’t know I’m a newbie heha did thousand Billings for a couple days that was fun then just 6:00 a.m.
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flight to Portland and then I was in Corvalis Oregon last night Majestic Theater they talked about Dusty a lot
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Dusty did two shows there I did one but it was sold out a show it’s pretty awesome I love that place it was really
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really great man it was like it was awesome and then they M they did give me
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a mug they gave me an Aaron land mug yeah I should have brought it in but uh that was just an awesome Town awesome
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show and then I had an early flight back today had a woman freak out on the flight today no way pretty nice yeah
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overse you pretty fun no no is that Aon we no there’s a uh a
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woman on the plane wearing uh something inappropriate on the flight political or
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no like not enough clothes not enough clothes and I saw her was she
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what we looking at Southwest here this is Southwest for sure I flew Delta on the way there and then I flew Southwest
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back and I I’m trying to find out how inappropriate inappropriate on Southwest is way more inappropriate than
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inappropriate we show it on N or we would no no I saw her walk on the plane I was like oh my gosh like that’s crazy
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to wear on a flight and but you were were you’re like that’s crazy but I’m into it or like sit next to her maybe
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not the right context it could have been anybody and it would be like what are we doing maybe she had something over that
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she spilled something on yeah I mean Julian’s borine
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inappropriate it was like really short shorts and she sat down and I guess
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somebody complained or maybe something she’s a row in front of me the flight attendant comes over and goes you’re
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going to have to you’re going to have to put on some different shorts and she was what she goes this is the style of
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shorts and she goes well it was a she goes you ain’t going to be sitting in my plane in your panties yeah so okay so
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she freaks out she her bag is like three rows away so she walks down pulls open
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the thing reaches in finds her suitcase gets a pair of shorts and like slams it
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shut and she pulls down her shorts and changes in the in the aisle yes
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wow no no none of this is good dude no what are doing are they still boarding
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by the way that wasn’t a pervert yes that was a uh anti Authority oh sure
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yeah you’re just rooting for chaos this point this is the whole plane’s boarded we haven’t left to take off yet so this
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all goes down she slams it shut does thater with their bedroom door she’s
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probably my age May yeah early 30s maybe and then she goes back and then all
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the all right anyway so a no that’s a good question that’s a
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good question uh no and then all the fight you want to describe in detail what her body type was I don’t actually
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that’s fine we’re just trying to get a picture I posted the video on Twitter earlier so I I would never do that it was just
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fun stuff like that can be energizing in a way yeah you know what I mean cuz it was just so monotonous the whole weekend
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the travel and then you’re like oh dude we’re still out here people are going crazy on flights I love it yeah that’s
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tough the world is insane yeah they’re cra I mean were the shorts she put on over her shorts the same style of short
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yeah that been very lay that would have been that would have been good no put on like sweatpants or something over okay
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but then I saw her waiting for Uber after and I was like she was back in the original clo oh really just Shameless
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well she was so she was probably so sweaty in those that’s true actual clothes the anger and the sweatpant the
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Comfort people have like I uh I was talking to some that is like people not
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waving in a car anymore and like just saying thank you all the it’s like they you’re losing so much of just the
Where are the manners?
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politeness of just we’re all going through this together let’s just be yeah reasonable manners are like the olive
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oil of of uh interaction I think it would but I think
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I think we it could come back I think our kids are CU we’re the generation
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that’s like what are you doing yeah and so then the one that one that’s underneath just feels like they can do
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whatever but it’s so over the top that’s embarrassing that I think the younger
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generation now is like well I don’t want to be yeah an animal a noticed you know you don’t want to be just I don’t want
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to act like I just own it you know these streamers dude I I see this I just I
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don’t know how I see some but like that speed guy and that neon like they just do stuff they’re just talking in public
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it’s like a Truman Show yeah but they’re having the cameras following I could never I know it’s crazy how do you it’s
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uh it’s why I have no content cuz I’m like I won’t go into the world and be like hey everybody what’s up smash that
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like you know oh it’s crazy no I’m too busy holding doors open Button though what you gotta smash the like button you
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got to smash the like button but there’s a time and a place it’s true there is juice the
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algorithm yeah that’s how you do it yeah but yeah the plain thing also the joke that seemed to not land with anyone but
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you and then it seemed to get real serious I didn’t know it was a joke yeah I just see you know YouTube people are
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always like go ahead smash that like button uh the the plain thing with the
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clothing like the guys that wear I had there was a guy he was probably like 25 and he was wearing full pajamas a
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regular pillow like from his house like a house pillow and with those people I
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think the flight attendants should talk to them like they’re unaccompanied miners yeah you know what I mean like oh
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is this your first it’s going to be okay I’ll sit with you yeah can you imagine like getting you’re a man you’re getting
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to somebody picking you up and they’re picking you up at the airport and you’re like you’ve been out all day and you’re
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still in your pajamas you got your home pillow it’s like what are you doing you you’ve got up go ahead get dressed
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you’re out in the world now it’s un you can basically wear stuff that’s more comfortable than pajamas that looks vori
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you’re doing it right now wear vori you honestly you wear you can wear I have golf pants and viori jacket on and it’s
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I could sleep in this in my bed right I think it’s see these these people are
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you know it’s they get too old they like they’re you know they they hit this 30s
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and then they you know I don’t know I don’t know what they’re doing for what like they don’t have any like they’re just I always think Gamers I feel like
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they’re professional Gamers so they’ve never like had to really it’s really could be anybody it’s not a type I mean
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you can be very judgmental in a lot of things a lot of things fits very much in stereotype world but this kind of like
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delusion is it plays across where you you’ll be shocked at sometimes being
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like what is what are you thinking dude I just couldn’t imagine going through TSA in my pajamas I don’t even want I
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don’t even own pajamas because I don’t even want my family to see me in pajamas
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oh I wouldn’t what you what do you sleep in I just you know my underwear that’s that that should be our that should be I
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seen boxers that should be one of those organized protests we do you know it’s
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think H we think we probably take them off to get in those
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boxers but yeah if I wore my pajamas on the plane it would just be me and boxers and you know you just get on the plane
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that way I’m in my pajamas just comfortable this how I sleep I’m trying to get to sleep on the plane yeah it’s
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crazy uh did y’all read no comments yet no comments y got nowhere uh all right we can start you
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guys uh are anybody else did you have where you wanted to mention I had a great weekend in Buffalo New York at
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Helium and then I did a corporate gig on Saturday it was great I went to Canada it’s a lot of fun corporate we’re going
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to Canada Friday all right where I’m going Canada’s corporates they have
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corporations no I did a corporate in Ohio but I went to Canada in between where are you guys going in Canada uh I
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think he’s not going I’m going uh Halifax and something The Great Outdoors Festival he just wanted to join you to
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know you don’t get to go all of them no I don’t get to go to Canada yeah I had an issue no actually gambling debts yeah
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I just remembered that’s a real thing that people can’t go to Canada because I’ve never had a DUI yeah yeah no we’ve
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had I mean we had a someone on the road with us once that we could not let him through the Border no it wasn’t it
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wasn’t there but it was it wasn’t the guy wearing a hood during the whole yeah they they didn’t let him through and
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then we had to go they had to go get a hotel we were on the bus and they had to get a hotel and there’s no Hotel so it’s like a guy’s house then that guy had to
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drive him to the airport the next day it was a whole thing and it was uh that
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kind of thing yeah that stuff you know you’re young you do some some and I
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look stuff happens but it’s like it can mess you up you can’t go they get real
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strict you know you know obviously and it makes it weird uh but here we are we
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made it through we did uh a real like safety speech yeah yeah basically be
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careful out there yeah be careful out there cuz you’re going to be keep your uh 18 and dumb and then do something 34
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and you’re going to look crazy David konic celonic I started listening to
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this episode while mowing the lawn and was surprised when y’all started to wrap it up after only 13 minutes I realized
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the phone in my pocket have been skipping randomly through episodes kind of says a lot about the podcast you can
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jump in and out at any point and I miss a beat I considered going back to listen the old thing but I figured I’d get the gist of it that is what it’s all about I
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think that is what it’s I and I think I like that you know when you’re you’re watching a movie at home and you get up and go to the bathroom and they go do
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you want to pause it and you go nah no no I know what’s I can’t imagine no and that’s this podcast that it should be
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we’re trying to make entertainment that is that it’s why I keep not finishing my sentences cuz if it’s going to be
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skipping around anyway yeah it’s like these people don’t yeah they weren’t even following along to begin with right
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I need to finish it uh Cody Kiger ker
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kraiger uh Krueger ker creger creger probably makes sense
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do you guys think the dump Dusty guy gets a false sense of Happiness when Dusty misses an episode I think the guy
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misses me when I’m not around because he can’t do dump Dusty when I’m not when I’m not on it he loves you this guy goes
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to other podcasts that I do with people and puts dump Dusty on oh really like where I’m a guest on someone’s podcast
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he did you made it weird with Pete Holmes and the the first comment was dump Dusty yeah it’s like not a member
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I’m not always on Pete Holmes podcast I did one episode D he’s like if you were
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thinking about making him a permanent host go ahead and don’t do it
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yeah well yeah I the idea that you every podcast you go on people are like I
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might hire this guy yeah you carry that energy around happened with happened here it here yeah it’s true and then the
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guy yeah but this guy wants to make sure it doesn’t happen anywhere else yeah yeah he’s like I made them the mistake once by not telling Nate yeah before he
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was probably going to do it on ours but he thought they can’t add someone right and then he’s like you know sometimes
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it’s like well you gotta fix it yeah they might had him yeah uh Jane Murray
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Aaron you’re soft perceptive oh wait Aaron you’re you are soft perceptive and
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some oh you’re no it is she had it right yeah oh yeah she had it right Jane had
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it right there should be a comma in there I think is there that would a comma would have helped I don’t know after soft a there’s no there’s no comma
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there’s no comma I got I got I got hung up in the uh the year nonsense Aaron you’re soft per
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deceptive and sometimes understated responses can go unnoticed you’ve got the perfect combination of smarts and
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humor my May fatherhood bless you w look at that sweet thank you it doesn’t Jane
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may want to holler at you yeah
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yeah notice she didn’t say may marriage bless you fatherhood she’s like uh you
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know yeah appreciate you writing in got the perfect combination of smarts and humor
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Jane Weber it’s pretty nice uh Jasmine loano love the senior portraits it took
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me back to the maps episode when Aaron pulled up a picture of a seal and Nate asked is this when you graduated high
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school that’s not nice I wish I’d been on that one yeah it was a fun that sounds like a fun one that was a fun one
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we used to be a pretty good time yeah uh God back in the day this podcast was so great yeah Dusty you haven’t been here
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to explain your your senior portrait yeah we were here last week I mean what
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I mean I think probably out of the four of us there’s the most obvious difference between how you look nowock
Dusty’s Senior portrait
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well you’re the only one who was a villain in Harry Potter yeah well we can skip the next comment
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then oh here we go let me get witchy uh witchy Trista young Dusty looks like
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Draco Maloy who’s that is the vain Harry Potter I stepped on her I didn’t say
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read ahead sorry witchy when I was in high school get wi it was the height of
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Slim Shady uh you know the very first Slim Shady song came out when I was in
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high school so you were not a fan of tning beds at this point your life or you never seen a tanning bed at this
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point yeah not really gotten into it but um you know I didn’t always have my hair like that I I I bleached it and then I
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would let it grow out and then I had like a I’m not saying it looked better but it was a different look but I had
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just gotten a fresh cut and got it you know I was I was gelled up I thought I was looking pretty cool I mean it does
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not look like you no I I was never totally confident in the way I looked but uh not at this point but you know I
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was struggling I got the same eyebrows so you can see the eyes wait that’s Senior High School
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yeah wow yeah what was your job what were you working at that point I was probably working at Jim Bob’s or maybe
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Western Sizzlin yeah Jim Bob’s Chicken Fingers Bob’s Chicken Fingers obviously yeah how many uh I’d buy chicken fingers
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from that did you always have a Band-Aid on that’s what you look like just a kid that always has like you’re like God you
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cut yourself every day oh no I was never hurt but I uh that the pro that what’s really throwing this look off is this
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collar shirt and tie I’m wearing I mean I was a much grungier looking guy oh that’s probably the most yeah basic I
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mean that’s the part I didn’t even look down that far in that picture yet yeah I mean it’s a great smile great it’s great
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it’s just you don’t think that kid’s going to become what you became right now no n he didn’t think he’d do much
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I’ll tell you that that kid’s GNA ask you for a Newport outside of 7-Eleven yeah that’s that is
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true that’s spot on you a chicken finger place cuz if I saw you working there I
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go well this kid only has ever eaten chicken fingers so he’s going to know what he’s talking about I want to ask so
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uh Aaron though yours up here is that that’s not your senior year yeah it’s my
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senior year in high school and the first season of Roseanne when he was uh when he was married to Roseanne Bar it just
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seemed really young uh I was 18 damn 18 years old I
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think they airbrushed the face a little too too much cuz I do look more youthful than I probably did in real life picture
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yeah I mean was the haircuts tough to see I think the lighting’s bad here in my picture no lighting we had to turn
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the lighting down there it’d be too bright what I mean they it should have it was too bright I me saying your face
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got washed out I also had gotten punched in the eye not during this picture but
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my ey swoll shut so I don’t think it had quite gone back down Brian how would you
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describe what what what was the instruction from the photographer before you made that face do you think did you
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did the fire go out when the picture was taken you going to me yeah like you know
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those cameras it goes [Music] like right got it next what was it you
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called mine I said it looked like you were uh undercover trying to bust kids for drugs in high school yeah yeah you
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got a they got A 42-year-old uh pretending to be in high school got pound of drugs on you yeah
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looking to buy a pound of drugs he uh a lot of folks uh posted their most
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embarrassing senior photos and there were a lot of good ones out there this was not embarrassing for me I just like
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to say well I’m not saying it was this is one of my favorites oh wow that’s from Brandy Koy uh which one is the
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student she said she loved Jesus then she loves Jesus now but she was really into him then like kind of like your
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parents she was the most Christian Christian so that’s very funny wow painting in a painting it’s a little can
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I just say yeah and I don’t know how mean we get on this show but it’s a little not mean but I’m saying like to
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position Jesus like he’s looking up at her like like wow you are I mean I’m
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something but you’re something well to me it looks like he’s looking around her
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going she looking at me again it also looks like she knocked the
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pedestal over probably a deeper metaphor in here this Greek column got pushed over yeah and
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then the the picture of Jesus oh yeah that’s right cuz Christianity replaced the Greek uh the ancient Greek system
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remember maybe she’s is that what you’re referring to or we not getting that deep into history Rome she’s
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Samson did you know that I don’t even know if that’s true I don’t know what you’re talking about the Christian
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remember they the they would feed Christians to the Lions or whatever in Rome oh yeah yeah is that Rome Rome
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Greek same thing whatever you do well
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together yeah Philly Jersey whatever car me girl 9902 the quick dismissal of
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Serena and Simone is so disappointing it only takes a quick dive to find out the
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two have transited their sport through excellence in B’s case she has five moves moves named after her they have
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unfairly changed the rules in gymnastics because no one can do what she does great athlete
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indeed uh yeah that is crazy here another great Olympics that is crazy to
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be like they’re just changing the rules and Katie Lei says she wants to do the
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next Olympics yeah that’s crazy well she I watched her she’s so far ahead of
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those girls like that just be just do it like I mean what even what how slow
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could you possibly even if you’re a little slower like what 5 Seconds next
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Olympics she’s went about 10 11 seconds I mean she can probably do it for 10 more years that’s so that’s I always thought
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like you know I watched the 100 and uh it’s us say bolt it’s like I want to go
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back and watch his stuff that dude is he had space between him he had like two lengths of dude between him and the and
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the second those guys were so fast and the other ones are like I mean yeah they ran 978 his was 958 956 it’s one of the
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few Sports where yeah you can judge it anytime in history on who’s truly the greatest just by their times yeah like
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it’s not like they’re competing against each other in the sense that you could deter well some yeah then they get into like they said this track was fast this
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track Like there like there’s a there’s yeah there’s uh they have to put like wind AED if the wind was behind you like
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there could be some stuff what about swimming that seemed like that would be always the same no cuz then you got to
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worry about tide and like uh the current stuff like that yeah swimming’s party the whole I was thinking when they swim
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I wonder if it gets too rough like if say you get way ahead or something if
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you’re just like he’s he’s splashing yeah yeah you knocking water over the thing off the orig when you jump off
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Cannonball it yeah yeah Splash make a lot of and confuse everyone and then take off there you go that’s the way to
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do it I bet you swim marginally faster in warm water too so I think the temperature might you know sound travels
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faster and warmer temperatures wow that’s cool dry heat I’m saying I’m saying I prer your
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uh soft comments mhm maybe that’s one that uh does does
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sound really travel farther in in warm stuff farther trying to make you feel better by going we’re just kidding hey
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but is that is that true man Co that’s a fun fact cool wow I didn’t know that a fun fact like when you yeah they go quit
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mean to your brother well well that’s cool no I saying I like what he’s doing yeah I said there’s a video now you
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saying B racing normal people and I mean he’s just of course just messing with
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them but they try to keep up with him have you seen it wait what bolt is racing normal people yeah no I haven’t
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seen that you’re looking at me like um I said he should have done that but he
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didn’t he go well Julian now they’ve started doing that’s great I want to see that that another is that’s cool
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though you’re encour all right I’m going write that down I got two things to look
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up and was more interesting but I just wanted to chime in Josiah day Nate
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saying he doesn’t think Phillips is the greatest is crazy did I I guess I what did you say I don’t know I guess that
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philps is not the greatest no you said you were expecting tiger we looked up a list of the the best athletes of the
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21st century so far okay and we were trying to guess who would be number one and we thought it would be Tiger Woods
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and then it was Michael Phelps so I think you were wer number one if you look at the most gold
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medals one in history there are three people tied for third with eight gold gold medals each there are two people
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tied for second with nine gold medals each and then there’s Michael Phelps in first with 23 gold medals I do agree I
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think it’s you you got me it’s it’s like uh yeah it’s tough It’s like they’re just different sports so it’s like a
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different isn’t it kind of thing it’s like I mean what why would you not put you know it’s like it’ be like well is
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Michael Phelps better than Wayne Gretzky Wayne Gretzky has every record on planet Earth broke no one’s even can come close
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to like triple broke him and with Michael Phelps it’s like he’s a fast swimmer right so that’s the whole thing
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so but 23 go Mills because when you see all he just like Fast every time yeah it’s like it just kind of seems like
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it’s gold medal for what about Andre galaraga who had a fun name that was a
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fun name true you know what I mean you’re you’re like oh he beat us at 100 meters then we did at 200 he won again
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it’s like yeah he’s the fact us yeah but those are but they’re different you got to keep giving us 23 is it’s it’s it
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honestly it’s like there should be do two different rankings and it should be like you go to the 100 greatest athletes
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and you go like we can’t you can’t even do that you got to go into like there’s a class that’s like tiger Phelps Jordan
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Gretzky you know you could have LeBron like there’s there needs to be like all right Tom Brady you’re like we we need
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like a you’re just ranking the top five people like I know but I’m saying that’s you can’t just throw them in a list and
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be like it goes Michael Phelps then it’s Mark Maguire like they’re not because they’re not they’re not the
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Phelps is it’s on another planet dud we need someone to win like a swimming gold
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medal and then a track and field gold medal and then you know gymnastics like
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a Dion Sanders of the Olympics exactly I feel like someone used to be yeah they used to be like that Jim Thorp yeah
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his childhood era Thor had his poster on my wall he
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used to listen to his radio broadcast I grew up yeah watching cap
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ansen I love cap Anson and Honus Wagner uh David hher him himl Haver David himl
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Haver that’s a name that is a name two last names in one is the himo haer family ready there
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there ready boy because there’s a bunch of them uh I feel like they’re like when they
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get to the restaurant their tables never ready like read names like if I tried to read
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these without my glasses on yeah just kind of guesses uh the himal havers are
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y’all they go are table ready you’re like no we got to do a few things you
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got you going to be moving tables together pushing tables you got to push them together they go we’re going to need we had to call some people in uh I
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worked as an intern at my local radio station was cutting a commercial that had a lot of PW the owner of the station
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accused me of popping my Peas I said I haven’t been eating in here and they all laughed at me if only had Aaron land to
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teach me PV I wouldn’t have felt so dumb you know what the word PV
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is no okay a I mean Dusty you know it sounds like um
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like how young kids to they would say explosive that’s what I thought it was
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but I didn’t want to that volcano closes it’s like when or when somebody
55:06
says uh when a k you look right now you look like you put your your hairs attached to your hat is it yeah it just
55:13
looks like it comes with it it does it looks like you took it off it would all come with it like you like you uh had answer the door real quick and you go
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hello the cop showed up you don’t want anybody to know it’s still you you’re still that
55:26
I’m always in Disguise yeah uh that’s what he looks like
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underneath yeah yeah yes if he takes his hat off Carly Carly leg almost said
55:37
Carrie but Carly leg speech therapist here how you doing English has six
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explosives or stops PBT D K and G K
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these types of sounds are made by constriction in the vocal tract with stop which stops airf flow all right all
55:57
right Carly leg seems like a pretty fun time did you know and those those sounds travel
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faster in warm weather oh yeah y acting like y’all knew that you
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didn’t know um yeah well Anna churn chinka has got
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something to say about it hey don’t churn chanki player right Anna chinki Co
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you got to stop saying this name is that how you say it we’re cancelled no that’s how she says it Anna chernenko that’s
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how she sayenko I bet chenko chenko Anna cornova yeah that’s what I was thinking of an a corova uh I was summoned to jury
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duty in downtown Portland for a six week trial on the summons they recommended we take public transportation to avoid
56:44
issues with parking near the courthouse when I arrived I was informed the case was for a man who stabbed people on
56:51
public transportation I was not selected but I definitely did not enjoy the ride back yeah that’s tough
56:56
yeah that’s tough you know uh Greg Cannon the best descriptive
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movie title ever is the man who killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot wow I don’t
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want to spoil it too much but at the beginning a man kills Hitler and then later he kills Bigfoot wow it’s all
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about the journey not the destination yeah uh I thought I didn’t know is this like a popular movie or it’s got um like
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Sam Elliot Sam Elliott I didn’t know I thought it was just
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biging it usually is but is it the Bigfoot no uh or Bigfoot well it depends
57:37
like is it Eagles or the Eagles it’s the Hitler and then the Bigfoot sounds like Sam Elliott just needed a little money
57:43
for something yeah he like no no I’ll do it but what was the uh Greg Ruto joke you
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tell me no that’s time machine yeah when uh yeah he goes up on the movie called
57:56
Hot Tub Time Time Machine he goes yeah what’s it about she great he’s on Last Comic stand
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when he when he was judging Last Comic Standing uh and
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uh uh starts with the c his name that was onson Craig Robinson and he was he
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goes I got a new movie coming up called Hot Tub Time Machine and Greg JW goes yeah what’s that
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about um uh Jim King Jim King I it sounds like a
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magician that’s the name when you see when you go who’s my opener this weekend they go Jim King you go
58:39
yeah Yik I gu talked about my dad all weekend uh I hear crowd work being brought up quite often and it seems for
58:46
the most part it’s something you guys stay away from have you ever considered trying to master it or at least work
58:52
some of it in with your routine the same way MMA fighters train different Tech techniques to better their chances of
58:57
winning a fight uh Julian I’ll answer for Nate no yeah yeah yeah I don’t
Crowd work
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Nate’s a striker and that’s all he’s gonna do yeah uh I I’m a big fan of weaving things in and
59:14
out of bits so you don’t even know which are bits and which are crowd work but I also like I was just telling them before
59:19
you got here have gotten pretty much super permanently tired of crowd work so I’ll do like I’ll riff but I don’t like
59:26
talking to people anymore but yeah yeah you do like Theo like at the on our shows you do a perfect like hey what’s
59:33
you’re kind of kind of yeah you’re acknowledging them you’re kind of talking to them but you’re not talking to them you’re not really asking for
59:40
responses it’s not based on that kind of stuff I I I crowdwork is a giant thing
59:46
in New York City when we were there and I think the guys that did it when we did it did it much better than the guy the
59:51
comics that do it now uh cuz they did it every night and they would talk to the crowd and there was and they did work on
59:57
it but I could see that it was a craft that you had to work on that’s what that’s what I saw and I thought that’s
1:00:03
such a giant thing to go work on I don’t want to I I it’s too it’s like it was
1:00:09
just too much and so I thought I’ll just stay working on my material I just don’t want to harass the audience too I just
1:00:15
want the audience to be able to just enjoy themselves without being being like oh where’d you get that shirt
1:00:21
Goodwill you know I’m real bad at hey that’s pretty good though hold on yeah uh I it’s I dropped that off last week
1:00:30
it’s crowd workor is like at its highest level it’s it’s awesome at its highest level it’s awesome but uh anything less
1:00:37
than its highest level is super exhausting like improv yeah exactly like
1:00:43
or like surgery but I mean we can handle stuff I mean I have stuff happen stuff
1:00:48
firks I mean I post a video I had fireworks go off at the end of my set yeah that’s tougher than crowd work yeah
1:00:55
when you have to deal something you can’t even imagine yeah cuz you have to get that guy fired for setting off those firks that’s tough like there’s stuff so
1:01:02
you’re you’re able to just you know I think we’re able to handle it it’s just
1:01:08
I don’t want to go down the route of doing it you handled that great they went off and you go those fireworks
1:01:13
remind me of when my dad yelled at me when he was a clown and then you went into that bit and it was like perfect
1:01:19
yeah you know hand it so perfect I would I go I had a great I joke about saying
1:01:25
like these fireworks like you never know when the grand finale is coming yeah and you’re always like this is it this no
1:01:32
this feels like it’s you know stuff like that that was irritating I remember you wrote a Nate joke in real time and it
1:01:38
was good enough that you could have kept it and that I remember not liking you for that well it’s like when you’re on stage I mean that’s the fun part you
1:01:44
know it’s like you’re just like you got to trust that you can figure it out you’re you’re like I’ll be okay if something happens like and if I can’t
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then I’ll I’ll get out of it or whatever but uh all right uh dtin you want to
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a1.com Nate check it out I’ll be honest I think ag1 might have asked you to hurry that
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one up yeah I was told to read say read verba verbatim oh I didn’t want to read
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that out loud but yeah it’s highlighted for me yeah well got your reading time
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well I gotta the show folks you know you make it entertaining and then people listen to it go you know maybe on to
1:04:27
something I thought it was pretty posive I felt it was it was effective I want to drink it it was aive so this
1:04:35
specifically said this movie the man who killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot it’s uh I have a theory with a lot of movies
1:04:41
now well that they’re it’s like when you go pitch them you just got to give them
1:04:47
a hook like you got to give them that title and if you give them that title they’re like yeah yeah I’m down and then everybody’s kind of Cu I don’t think
1:04:53
anybody’s really reading scripts or anybody’s really there’s so many people that are the attention span is so low yeah well and I don’t think it’s for the
1:04:59
audience but I think it’s the people that work there I don’t think they so you just go give them a title what if it
1:05:06
were just about killing Bigfoot and then they were like nah nah n we need a little more and he was like all right all right what if I kill Hitler too so
1:05:14
Hitler just happens at the beginning maybe you just see him do it you can with that title if you want to pitch
1:05:20
something I I really have a theory that you could you could just go give them that title
1:05:27
they’re going to be swept up and love the title you start telling them the movie the movie doesn’t really matter
1:05:33
what you’re telling them yeah cuz they’re just like because they they just have to go say those words to their boss
1:05:40
that’s all they care about they don’t care about if it’s like in a world not saying all of them but that’s why a lot
1:05:46
of stuff gets kind of not great I don’t want a nitpick but um Bigfoot and Hitler
1:05:53
didn’t actually they weren’t alive at the same time I was which one of those do you think more likely still be alive
1:05:58
it’s tough to say I mean I like to think that this guy didn’t even you know this not even about that this is just the man
1:06:06
who did it so the whole movie is just following that man around people are always like you kill
1:06:11
Hitler and Bigfoot he’s like yeah dude well they would be also Road House yeah yeah hit like Bigfoot still be
1:06:19
around some people say Hitler’s around you know he went off to be like 130 now
1:06:24
or something crazy but talked when the Bigfoot expert was on the show I I went into it with the misconception that
1:06:30
there was a singular Bigfoot this would make well it’s because of things like this it says the Bigfoot I know I know
1:06:36
but but people that are actually into it believe it’s it’s like a species that hasn’t Comm that’s what yeah I never
1:06:42
thought of it as one I always thought it was a bunch I thought it was like the loch nest monster like one thing but you
1:06:48
live and you learn you grow up there’s multiple big feet out there is what we learned big feet yeah I mean um yeah I
1:06:56
mean I guess it’s possible to lived to be 130 though I mean let not I mean with proper you know with ag1 ag1 if you
1:07:04
walked every day probably uh he was a he had a real meth problem yeah so yeah saw
1:07:12
a book about it at Barnes & Noble I didn’t buy it but no you saw a video I looked at it no no no I didn’t read the
1:07:17
no you saw a video I didn’t read the book there was a video there was a video that just went around of like in color
1:07:24
like him I’ve seen a video of him shaking at the Olympics his speeches he seems sped up he seems ready to go I saw
1:07:31
the B so the book’s called hey is a pretty big me hey is the same guy who made that movie uh he has a pretty big
1:07:38
drug problem you’re like I don’t even need to read the book now the the man who had a pretty big drug problem it
1:07:44
wasn’t that Blitz this was drugs in the third right called Blitz that’s real so
1:07:49
from that title had a doctor you go he had a pretty big now I read the dust cover between that and the video you
1:07:56
saw that’s for your information look it was a little confirmation bias cuz I knew I knew about this before I saw the
1:08:03
book but I thought hey somebody wrote a book about this it must be real yeah imagine being like his dealer he had a
1:08:10
doctor he had a personal doctor like Elvis He had a doctor and he would and
Drugs in the Third Reich
1:08:16
cool guys Hitler’s coming over a little on hand this guy always hangs around too
1:08:23
long it’s also funny dude he goes I ain’t scared of nobody go I look you are in the streets you are like
1:08:32
people are so scared of you this is different yeah I promise you this is different yeah and he’s like I’ve killed
1:08:39
somebody and they’re like all right this guy uh uh it’s funny also to
1:08:45
think of him at a doctor’s office wait in the waiting room feel like you’re waiting like yeah Hitler comes here just
1:08:51
sits and reads a magazine while he’s waiting to see his doctor yeah the the the uh the nurse is like
1:08:58
Hitler your room is ready Hitler he puts down better housekeeping
1:09:04
yeah um for Adolf yeah my favorite uh fact about that is that he used to wake
1:09:10
up at 11:00 a.m. nice used to wake up at 11 didn’t it seem like he was like an early riser I would think if you’re a
1:09:16
war you got to get up early he was he was so blitzed all the time that he would get up like all blur and hung over
1:09:23
at 11: and then he would have to get the shot from his doctor and then he’d be methed out for the rest of the day yeah
1:09:30
Aon isn’t it correct that the first broadcast signal to reach outter space was Hitler addressing the Olympics oh I
1:09:36
had no idea is that real yeah I think uh the first signal that was powerful enough to leave our atmosphere was
1:09:42
Hitler addressing the start of the games in Germany must have been a pretty warm
1:09:48
day yeah where did it go how did goes into outer space and it’s still going so
1:09:53
the first aliens what what are we even doing because that’s that’s the first message they’ll
1:09:59
get millions will be from us will be Hitler but we’re never going to know if they heard it already well they show back up and tell us and they go hey
1:10:07
y’all got to get rid of this guy and you’re like what like we don’t want to talk about it in the movie contact
1:10:12
that’s what they sent back was that message that you got to get rid of them no like they sent back to us what we
1:10:18
sent to them which was Hitler addressing the the games opening of the Olympic Games but what did what did he say I
1:10:23
mean I imagine this was just a here we go let’s go just an message right yeah I don’t know that
1:10:30
he was like anything bad gentlemen start your yeah at this point I think
1:10:36
everybody was still like thought he was like gonna be cool yeah he’s GNA be just a cool dude writes poetry something didn’t he
1:10:44
paint he drew yeah a painter yeah well it’s been a while since we’ve talked about estate people love them and Julian
1:10:50
you’re perfect guest for this cuz this week we’re talking about New Jersey oh really yeah I spun the wheel and I won
1:10:56
huh New Jersey you guys just got back from what Atlantic City Atlantic City yeah but that’s uh I’m from South Jersey
1:11:03
the Philly area it’s very important it’s like two different countries North Jersey and South Jersey yeah Adrian was telling me about are you comfortable or
New Jersey’s reputation
1:11:10
happy with the way New Jersey’s talked about in the rest of the country uh do you like it is it a point
1:11:17
of Pride I’ve I don’t or do you not care does it still get talked about the way it when it in the 90s it was like
1:11:24
constantly being bashed it was like the I think Florida kind of took over Florida did become the go-to easy joke
1:11:31
to make but New Jersey still has a reputation I think you have a chip on your shoulder in Jersey where you oh yeah I think the thing I don’t mind the
1:11:37
Jersey uh reputation because it’s actually really nice there and it’s kind of like a good cover it’s like State
1:11:45
it’s like uh I follow a lot of gardening channels people are shocked when they go there and they go oh it’s like really
1:11:50
nice here they’re like literally likeand
1:11:55
that’s that’s what that’s on the license plate it says it’s like Iceland uh no I’ve I’ve never been to
1:12:01
Iceland but um that they named it Iceland to deter people from going
1:12:07
yeah like are the people the same I’m like I don’t know what are the people in Iceland like are they I actually are
1:12:14
they sarcastic uh yeah yes no I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know where it
1:12:19
comes from no what really what it is is that if we’re going to be get real about it North Jersey is who gets the
1:12:26
reputation because North Jersey people are very much the New York hey I’m walking here kind of people and that’s
1:12:32
the kind of like you know attitude that people are referring to when they talk about Jersey South Jersey or yeah a
1:12:40
little bit Jersey Shore the show I’m talking about yeah but those people don’t live at the Jersey Shore they’re
1:12:45
from the place I’m talking about and they go to the Jersey Shore and that’s that’s who those people are what yeah
1:12:50
except for the situation who’s from Staten Island that doesn’t even count but uh South Jersey uh is very different
1:12:56
kind of mean um North Jersey is very in-your-face Sopranos type right South
1:13:02
Jersey is Philly which is much more like cutting and sarcastic and like uh you
1:13:08
know it’s also not friendly but it’s uh it’s not what I think we get the reputation from the reputation is from
1:13:14
the loud Brash North Jersey you know that thing um and I’m from South Jersey
1:13:20
where it’s like you are made to doubt everything about yourself the whole time
1:13:25
you’re like all day long like going to going to middle school in New Jersey is
1:13:30
probably the worst experience you can have as a as a person besides uh like
1:13:37
all that Hitler stuff we were talking about but uh yeah yeah it’s the most densely populated state in the US yeah
1:13:43
the New Jersey Turnpike is the most uh traveled sorry if that was your next n Go ahead fact uh it’s the most traveled
1:13:50
Highway in the and I don’t want to say the world but I know it’s in the United States it’s the most used Highway the
1:13:56
turnpike um it also has a ton of rural areas that are really pretty so it’s kind of weird but it is yeah it’s very
1:14:02
densely populated because Philadelphia is to the South and New York City’s to the north yeah there’s like no break from but
1:14:09
there’s also a lot of farms like we had a kid in our high school that had a lived on a dairy farm yeah it’s pretty
1:14:15
crazy there’s a guy I follow named James Pion he has a food Forest he has a whole gardening Channel out of New Jersey I
1:14:22
bet it’s north Jersey it’s so great I have no idea with that name now I heard two different reasons why I didn’t hear
1:14:28
I looked it up why it’s called he seems like a very nice guy the Garden State what’s that the reason the movie yeah
1:14:35
well there’s a movie one is because there’s a lot of Farmland especially there was back the 18th century when
1:14:41
they first called it the Garden State the other one is because it’s like a garden it’s got Philly to the South New
1:14:46
York to the north and like it’s got a lot to offer oh like we’re the garden of I don’t like that yeah you’re you’re the
1:14:53
you’re the garden of Philly and New York how about we’re our own thing yeah that’s it’s an immense Barrel filled
1:14:59
with good things to eat and open at both ends which I don’t even know that sounds like I don’t like any of this this
1:15:05
called the barrel State yeah that’s that’s more New York and Philly that’s what they’re they’re like no Jersey
1:15:11
Where We like Let our dogs use the bathroom yeah
1:15:17
go yeah I don’t like it I don’t like it at all it feels like disrespect yeah to
1:15:22
be honest I I if you could pick to be from New York or New Jersey what do you think you would pick New York City or
1:15:30
anywhere New York uh no New York I’m saying you’re you’re New York City or New Jersey you be Hoboken right outside
1:15:38
you got you got New Jersey or New York City you want to walk around and say what you are uh New York City I would go
1:15:43
I would go New Jersey New York City New York City I go New York City I I I think
1:15:49
I would like New Jersey too I you want a little I want to be a little different you want to be a little different you
1:15:54
want be like a little bit of a edge like a little bit of chip on not Edge but
1:16:01
chip on your should I think that’s for the better MH I think you have a Le least chance of being now I think both
1:16:07
of them look down on all of us so but it’s like you don’t want to ask
1:16:13
people from New Jersey what they think of the rest of the country yeah that’s not but we also what would they say who
1:16:19
you doing it’s one of those come on I’m sitting right I’m sitting right here I thought that was Julian over
1:16:27
there my my wife my wife mego always says like when I get when I get upset it
1:16:33
comes out like the the trate accent starts coming out and I get yeah what’s
1:16:39
the third state uh it’s huh New York New Jersey and uh pyl
1:16:46
Pennsylvania oh yeah Pennsylvania uh I’m from the tri- state area that’s what a lot of people say that yeah we do show I
1:16:53
mean my beginning of our career was all Tri-State comedy it’s all that attitude very very similar like confrontational
1:17:00
like you know uh lot of sarcasm also the difference also is New York is like
1:17:05
North Jersey is very like confident and like we’re the best and you’re and like
1:17:11
you know get out of my way South Jersey is very like we’re the worst and you can never make fun of us better than we can
1:17:17
make fun of us so it’s like we’re proud of being crap is like our attitude and
1:17:22
uh so and you’re not so great and that’s like we know what we are but you’re not
1:17:28
good you’re not better than us Philly’s whole thing is you’re not better than me that’s like the whole thing that’s why
1:17:34
they don’t like when things go right because they don’t feel comfortable winning because they’re like now you
1:17:40
know it’s uncomfortable to win we rather be like you think you’re better than me but you’re not and then when we win we’re like uh you know so we don’t how
1:17:49
much would you go into Philly all the time I mean where I grew up was like literally 15 minutes from from Philly
1:17:55
it’s just over the bridge I I live and right between my town and Philly was Camden which is like the I’ve heard of
1:18:02
Camden it’s it was the murder capital of uh America for a long time it’s not talked about favorably but I bet they’re
1:18:08
good people it’s tiny it’s a tiny tiny town and it had like tons of they really
1:18:13
they were cleaning it up themselves getting after it they don’t want that kind of population boom that us as he
1:18:19
has yeah yeah uh we used to drive into Camden to get like you know beer and stuff when we were underage cuz they
1:18:25
they had other things they were worried about so they didn’t like card kids for alcohol yeah uh what does does Philly
1:18:32
look down on New Jersey does Philly have any ounce of like like your newers superiority yeah uh or is it like they
1:18:39
kind of blend it because it to me it really does feel like it’d be they don’t really care like Philly probably feels
1:18:44
like we Jersey basically like you’re all just yeah I would say it’s it’s it’s not
1:18:49
significant it’s not significant it’s not like how New York looks at Jersey uh but um and Philly’s got the same chip on
1:18:57
about New York yeah so it’s like it’s it’s all one big toxic family you know
1:19:03
um but no Philly I don’t I don’t get the impression that they’re if you’re like hardcore you know South Philly um there
1:19:10
are certain parts of Philly where those families have been there for like so many generations they’ve kept the same
1:19:17
house um there’s a whole like South Philly is amazing because it’s like these row houses and every family has
1:19:23
been there for like eight Generations you know they’ve had the house forever they have parking spots like you can’t
1:19:29
just park in South it looks like a normal street but it’s if you’re in South Philly and you park that’s not an
1:19:37
open spot that’s they’re not home right now and they’re coming back and that’s their spot and if you park there like
1:19:43
people will come out and be like what are you doing why are you parking what are you
1:19:49
doing again juliia did you move yeah it’s two of you it’s it’s so good pal
1:19:55
what are you doing what are you doing you left the S there’s an S what are you
1:20:01
doing what are you do what you doing so you can’t park trying to e a hogy hogy
1:20:07
uh you meet me a w they double Park they’ll double Park in the middle of the street because there’s not enough parking spots and you just know
1:20:13
everybody’s car so you just go oh that’s John’s car I got to go knock on his door and tell him to move his car so I can
1:20:19
get my car out that’s the kind of neighborhood hon I like that but I mean if you’re just a and those people look
1:20:24
down like you can’t say you’re from Philly to those people but like you know
1:20:29
regular Philly people or like more recent Philly people they don’t care the so like you yeah like so a person
1:20:37
driving around might be like go to like meet in my house and you’d Park up just in an open spot it’d be like you
1:20:43
something’s going to happen to your car or they’re going to come knock on the door you park huh I mean what what what do you do yeah that’s the that’s the
1:20:50
whole thing you don’t where do you park you can’t park you can’t go figure it out you can’t park not here you got to
1:20:56
go you got to go to um like there’s a Vietnamese Enclave right near South
1:21:02
Philly you got to go park over there and then walk back Enclave is a funny word and I I had
1:21:07
to do that in high school and that was my Vietnam yeah it’s the uh only state where you
Pumping your gas for you and Wawa
1:21:14
can’t pump your own gas yeah Meg gets so weirded out by that we were just in Jersey last week and and uh you know she
1:21:22
got out of the car and I was like you got you can’t get out of the car you got they get mad they they don’t like it yeah what’s the reason I support it I
1:21:29
wish all I wish everywhere did it is it because they think then you got to tip flammable liquid well the weird thing is
1:21:35
growing up learning how to drive in New Jersey and then going this happens to every New Jersey person yeah you grow up
1:21:41
you learn how to drive in New Jersey and then the first time you go to another state you just sit in your car at the
1:21:47
gas pump for like 10 minutes and you’re like these people are so slow yeah and then you got to realize oh I’m supposed
1:21:53
to do this like to do this I never got trained to work at the gas station you know you like think it’s it’s scary the
1:21:59
first time that seem crazy I don’t know why it’s like that I honestly never looked it up I don’t know no I think it seems crazy that they just trust us with
1:22:05
the flammable liquid just to do it ourselves yeah I think you’re right I think 49 states are wrong and Jersey has
1:22:11
a right yeah I agree with you I don’t yeah I mean I don’t think they’re wrong to trust me with it but I uh I would
1:22:18
appreciate it’s nice I would I would appreciate it is nice I was when you go to New Jersey and you gas you I was like
1:22:23
yeah it’s pretty should be yeah yeah you just going to sit there and they do it and may you just hand them their your
1:22:29
credit card uh you can pay that way they also accept cash uh and some contactless
1:22:35
payments but do they put it in in the pup themselves yeah they take your card
1:22:40
they take your card they run your card and then they give it back to you and um they also make a copy of your card when you’re not looking and then they give it
1:22:46
back which your ZIP code uh WWA big big uh Improvement was
1:22:55
when WWA started having gas stations was like that was there’s two times in New
1:23:01
Jersey history there’s before Wawa huh you said when Wawa started having gas station so it was W before they were
1:23:07
just like a 7-Eleven just had water just okay just water that’s what they called but sandwiches when did they get the gas
1:23:13
stations probably like early 2000s I think mid 2000s oh yeah recently yeah
1:23:19
recently so you could still go in and get your sandwiches yeah oh there’s still waas W was W yeah Wawa was like I
1:23:28
mean I remember Jay us going it was like it would be like going to buckys where it’s like you gotta go I’m seriously I’m
1:23:35
not just saying this for the podcast I’m seriously getting a WWA tattoo next week it’s a it’s a crane it’s a bird uh logo
1:23:43
what what face did he make when I said that I wasn’t looking at him it’s
1:23:48
ridiculous hey I’m not getting it somewhere I’m getting on my neck so it’s a
1:23:55
because you love WWA that much I love wahah I just feel you know certain businesses um yours is probably like
1:24:02
plant uh poison or something like the pesticide pesticides you walk in be a
1:24:08
herbicide herbicide I’m so sorry this is like dupon yeah yeah it’s like whatever
1:24:14
dup and you just feel like super you just can breathe you’re just like I’m
1:24:19
home this feels great I know where everything is I know what I can get I’m excited but I’m like that’s how I feel
1:24:24
hold a can of weed killer I go oh yeah just home home I’m
1:24:30
excit I can do whatever I’m about to get a weed killer tattoo matter of fact what’s that going to look like it’s going to be just a can of weed killer me
1:24:36
spraying a weed and then I’ll have a before and after and then it’ll be just an after of the Dead weed yeah that’s
1:24:43
fun yeah so it’s going to be like panel yeah a comic strip that’s cool oh yeah you gotta flip Dusty real fast yeah uh
1:24:52
they ban plastic bags in New Jersey did you know that I didn’t know that yeah I don’t like it 2022 you can’t I love a
1:24:58
plastic bag yeah they’re so versatile did you know New York was the car theft capital of the world New York
1:25:05
new Yark oh Newark uh at one time no but I I have a
1:25:10
my car got stolen in when I was at Ruckers and um I got a ticket a week
1:25:17
later with a picture of my car going through a toll into Newark um and so it was like they sent
1:25:25
me like hey look this guy took your car here he is driving your car into New York it was pretty funny because he
1:25:30
didn’t pay the toll so I got the ticket for him that’s very funny did you have to pay the ticket I did not have to pay
1:25:36
the ticket yeah but I took the ticket to the police station and they were like yeah is this isn’t we can’t catch the
1:25:42
guy yeah because a week ago he went through a toll so that c is gone oh yeah it was way gone yeah yeah it was uh I
1:25:49
love that they just laugh at you like you you want us to do an investigation
1:25:55
that is not an exaggeration the cops will laugh at you in New Jersey they’ll laugh at you in a lot of places yeah
1:26:00
yeah I guess so it’s more of a it’s more of an American thing yeah did you guys say down the shore yes down I didn’t
1:26:07
even know that was bad like until it’s not bad but it’s not yeah down the shore yeah and what would that mean the be I
1:26:14
guess you guys say the beach or whatever but it’s the beach we’re going to the beach we don’t say we’re going to the beach saying going down the shore going
1:26:21
down the shore yeah even if you’re going up yeah you know what I mean uh it’s it’s
1:26:28
more like an attitude you’re going down the shore it’s more
1:26:35
them want to do I love this guy’s the best why is it so fun that you want to
1:26:40
be from New Jersey I love it time is it believe I’m hosting the 6:30 show at the other room it’s good to see you man yeah
1:26:47
absolutely I hope I can see I mean I’ll see you in a little bit but yeah yeah absolutely that’s a good Jersey accent by the way Aaron who’s it’s not really
1:26:54
from Jersey it’s like yeah it’s it’s the attitude though yeah it’s great who’s the most famous person from New Jersey
Most famous person from New Jersey
1:27:00
Bruce springen Whitney Houston Frank Sinatra Frank Sinatra oh okay I thought Bruce springy would be the obvious
1:27:06
answer no I think Frank I don’t know that everybody knows he’s I think he’s from Hoboken well I know he is but I’m
1:27:12
saying if you’re not from there I think anybody in America is he the most famous now I mean you might say 20 years ago
1:27:19
everybody but it’s like it might be snooky now or is that name like honestly
1:27:25
like you asked uh an age grou it changes over time but I think historically the most famous person from New Jersey is
1:27:31
probably Frank Sinatra and then it would be Bruce Springsteen I guess and then Bon Joi yeah oh Bon Joy yeah uh I love
1:27:40
Bon jooby yeah I can’t stand Bon Joy really I can’t stand him never could
1:27:47
yeah um Living on a Prayer man yeah I liked that song a lot when it came out
1:27:52
I’m not going to say but that’s a different the man you know what I mean that’s yeah I don’t want to be his buddy
1:27:58
no no but uh I like his music uh the and then yeah Whitney Houston’s from Newark
1:28:05
okay yeah Evan Costello from New Jersey I mean that’s going I didn’t know we had New Jersey back then yeah all right let
1:28:12
me bring it back forward Bruce Willis John travolto oh I forgot Bruce Willis is a good one forgot about that I love
1:28:19
John I just watched P fiction last night yeah they don’t like each other very much in that movie not in that movie no
1:28:25
they’re kind of enemies because he yeah he Keys his car well I was G I’m sorry
1:28:31
Aon you’re not here for this Hoboken is the birthplace of baseball oh I didn’t know that yep very first basball every
1:28:37
time I hear Hoboken I just hear Hoboken like from Street Fighter Hoboken like
1:28:43
every time in my head that’s you know how you get like a twitch like that I remember going to Hoboken do a show for the first time and I was like I couldn’t
1:28:50
believe like I was like it was just like crazy to me to go to Hob what was crazy
1:28:55
just the idea the idea of it the idea of it it was like hey I got to show on hob because I think do it seem so far well
1:29:02
yeah because I think uh it’d probably be like Europe and where they talk about
1:29:07
they talk about going to another state like it’s or another country another country like it’s nothing right so it’s
1:29:13
like the idea that you’re like all right I I just started a show on Hoboken and you’re like it’s another state you just
1:29:19
it just you know it’s like hard to wrap your head around that just going to go to another state and then come right
1:29:26
back T night when I would come sorry stay with you in New York I stayed with my friends who lived in hobok and they
1:29:33
the first time I went I felt misled because they gave me their I’m like no I’m going to New York yeah I’m not going
1:29:39
to yeah and then I get to their place and you could literally see the skyline from their window it’s one train stop
1:29:45
yeah mhm it’s closer than my house yeah you think that’s where the term hobo comes from
1:29:51
Hoboken like hoboken’s like a nice area though but maybe back in the day maybe back in the day um I don’t know that
1:29:58
either cuz you’re like on the east coast and maybe you’re working then Ry is Ry from New Jersey Ry Lane oh yeah yeah
1:30:05
yeah yeah right and so he he’s from hobo yeah super New Jersey yeah yeah first
1:30:11
college football game was in New Jersey R was that Ruckers ruter against College of New Jersey is that where where is
1:30:17
that where the stress factor is at is where yeah I was there Ohio state was playing ruers when I was there and it
1:30:23
was oh really I think we weren’t playing Ohio State when I went to college like it was not even
1:30:29
close to so there was a bunch of people in the in the restaurant I was in doing
1:30:35
the Ohio oh no I’m sure they’re doing it now I’m just saying like the the football program exploded after I
1:30:41
left but uh yeah New Brunswick’s weird New Brunswick’s not North or South New
1:30:46
Brunswick’s Central which is like we have no idea what those people are I don’t know what that person personality
1:30:53
is I don’t know like Princeton and where’s princ yeah like Princeton’s closer to South Jersey but it’s like
1:30:58
yeah like Princeton New Brunswick uh I could I don’t even know which towns they are like I don’t even know what to call
1:31:04
them how long of a drive is it from from South Jersey all the way through the state to New York City yeah uh two I
1:31:12
just did it like 220 okay two hours 20 minutes yeah do you know the uh it’s a
1:31:19
seven waas seven waas yeah I feel like this would be one of the toughest ones
1:31:24
to name the capital I mean I assume you know oh I know but what could they uh I would not have gotten this New
1:31:32
Jersey capital I don’t know if I know Jersey City it’s I’ll give you the Lo I’ll give
1:31:38
you the slogan for the town and then you okay it’s the town makes the world
1:31:44
takes the town makes the world takes yeah the name of the town makes because it used to be a a manufacturing Hub so
1:31:52
they used to make everything and Port City I’m just guessing yeah I don’t know I made that up you’re right it’s
1:31:59
Port City New Jersey nailed it uh Trenton Trenton OH Trenton Trenton
1:32:06
Trenton makes the world takes Port City doesn’t sound so bad though no it was a good guess is there one specific thing a
1:32:11
made up City what is there one speci completely madeup City no I think they made a lot of adri bad but it is was
1:32:20
Trenton known for making something I don’t I don’t think it was just oyster
1:32:25
crackers no they used to make like steel all this stuff they used to make all this like so much stuff I don’t know
1:32:31
what they were famous for but Trenton is a nightmare all right so there’s one major league sports team that New Jersey in
1:32:38
the title one major leag sports team the Devils the Devils yeah do you guys you
1:32:43
know how they got their name the Devils uh the Jersey Devil so you know the it’s well known the Jersey yeah it’s like the
1:32:49
Bigfoot of New Jersey but it’s like scarier yeah do you know about this Dusty no
1:32:54
guess you don’t know about the Jersey Devil no never heard this I’m I’m really into it though it’s a fictional is it
The New Jersey Devil and the Sopranos
1:33:00
fictional creature a lot of people have seen okay so sorry forgot where I’m at it’s a thing that’s probably real that’s
1:33:06
a uh it’s like a creature in theine Pine Barons um I’m doing it I’m
1:33:15
sorry sorry in the pine Barons that it’s like I think it’s supposed to be
1:33:20
reminiscent of like a large this is how I always pictured it I don’t know like a large Wolverine like a you know like
1:33:26
wolverines are smaller than you think they’re going to be it’s like uh I picture like a big dog but a Wolverine
1:33:31
and it’s like that kind of creature am I does it do they describe it or what it’s supposed to be I think I saw yeah I
1:33:38
think that’s right what kind of description do you have well I don’t have a description Aon Can You Pull It
1:33:44
Up’s gone uh but I think version of Bigfoot yeah like a big dog like a big
1:33:52
Wolverine but like a dog MH and it’s uh supposedly like aggressive it’s not like Bigfoot where
1:33:58
you’re like you can’t ever get a picture of it it’s like it’s coming for you so that’s why you don’t go into the pine Barons and it’s been seen for
1:34:07
centuries and enough to where they named their team after it Pine Barons if you don’t remember is where they got lost in
1:34:12
The Sopranos for that whole episode when they were oh wait when remember when
1:34:18
Paulie and uh uh what’s his name yeah uh Michael impio they killed they killed a
1:34:25
guy out there but then they can’t find their way back out Christopher Christopher yeah we don’t know if they killed that guy no it’s uh the is they
1:34:31
killed Adrien too do they always go out to those trees I actually I’m annoyed I I haven’t watched it in a while I don’t
1:34:37
remember I don’t think they took her to the Pine Barons it was out in the country though yeah Christopher Paulie and Christopher was it yeah that’s right
1:34:43
you’re right so then yeah they got lost in the pine Barons and it’s that’s that’s close to down the shore the pine
1:34:48
Barons are like before you get to the water there’s like a whole area of like low trees and like sand bottom floor and
1:34:56
it’s uh goes forever and you don’t want to get caught out there because it’s
1:35:01
like it’s so disorienting there’s no um there’s no way to tell which way you’re
1:35:07
going it’s very weird it’s All Uniform looks the same yeah that’s how the woods are yeah it’s scary it’s like if the
1:35:13
woods grew in a desert that’s what it looks like yeah it’s like you got to like follow the Sun or like walk you
1:35:18
always want to walk that’s why you have if you have a compass mhm or you guys call it a compass what do you say how do
1:35:24
you say it I don’t say that yeah what say compass compass makes me like
1:35:30
uncomfortable when he said that what you say compass compass okay I say Compass comp and uh I said Compass yeah that’s
1:35:37
but you can choose to like fix it yeah but I don’t think I’m wrong though is this what it’s like this is what it’s
1:35:45
and but the um you always that’s why s you could use some Direction that’s yeah
1:35:51
because you always want to walk in you know you want to stay Walking In One Direction because you get turned around you’re like oh now I want to go this way
1:35:57
and you just keep walking yourself in a circle yeah never get out of there so you just see the Sun and you just make
1:36:04
sure you’re going yeah what about at night tough night I’m a tree and uh can
1:36:11
sleep up there on a branch they got a breed a bite and fly out there in the pine Barons that is so painful it’s like
1:36:17
a fly that’s like this big and it when it bites you it feels like you got bit by an animal it’s crazy oh wow and
1:36:23
they’re in the they live in the sand and so if like you get you get start getting nailed by those it’s like get me out of
1:36:29
here but then you’re like where do I go it’s like it’s you don’t get out of your car it’s crazy you oh so they have a
1:36:34
thing you drive through it it’s the road there’s one road there’s to the thing and you’re the pine bear is on either
1:36:40
side and there’s nothing for a long time like if you run out of gas it’s like so it’s sand it’s sand on the ground and
1:36:47
then like trees that are so there’s soil under there somewhere but the top level is like Sandy wow yeah that’s pretty so
1:36:53
it’s like hard to walk cuz it’s like you can’t get a grip it’s it’s terrible and that’s where the Jersey
1:36:59
devil lives and he’s apparently good at hockey or something but I want to ask you about some foods from New Jersey
1:37:06
please pork roll oh I love it some people call it Taylor ham yeah we call
1:37:12
in Philly it’s pork roll the Philly area up North is Taylor Ham Taylor ham and it’s uh yeah it’s just like uh it’s a
1:37:20
log it comes in a log like a huge sausage and then you cut C slices put it with eggs and cheesee and it’s a breakfast sandwich pork roll egg and
1:37:27
cheese with uh ketchup very salty but then you also get salt pepper ketchup on it and it’s like the best breakfast
1:37:34
sandwich you’ll ever have it’s incredible sounds good yeah it’s like so bad for you it’s all we ate in college
1:37:40
and we’re like we had hearts of like 50-year-old Men by sopore yeah yeah uh
1:37:48
the Trenton tomato pies you know that I don’t know what that is yeah it’s probably more very specific salt water
1:37:53
taffy yeah saltwater Taff is like an Atlantic City thing uh you get it down the shore I do you like saltwater taffy
1:38:00
uh I don’t I think it’s kind of weird yeah I don’t love it um I only know
1:38:06
Laffy Taffy you remember that yeah yeah that was good it’s still round I’ll tell you is great is that not what saltwater
1:38:12
taffy is no no it’s very different it’s like more Airy and like lighter I don’t know there’s a there’s a food you
1:38:19
probably didn’t find that’s a fun one all right because I don’t think it’s in on the internet much but at Ruckers it’s
1:38:25
a local thing it’s they’re called fat sandwiches and it was like it’s a hogy but like a long roll but they would put
1:38:32
it was the first place to put like chicken fingers french fries tomato sauce cheese and mayonnaise that’s like
1:38:40
a fat that’s like called a fat s and then you do like there’s gyro meat uh
1:38:45
cheese fries uh gyro sauce lettuce tomato onion and mozzarella sticks and
1:38:51
that’s a fat Elvis and it’s like so it’s like they have like 19 different ones they’re called fat sandwiches and
1:38:57
they’re like that’s a very New Jersey thing to do I like a fat sandwich I’m into a sandwich with some fries can you
1:39:03
imagine drinking till two and then like these trucks sell these things it’s like it’s unreal I would like it during the
1:39:10
day yeah they would go and they would yell the guys are great they’re all Middle Eastern guys they’re like hey
1:39:17
buddy get over there hey buddy buy you know and so they would they cat call you they see you walking down they go hey
1:39:22
maybe you get a fat you know and you’re like I think I will have a fat out you know so it’s like it’s tough to
1:39:28
avoid we already mentioned Sopranos I was going to mention TV show sitting
1:39:33
Sopranos and Breaking Bad are probably my two top mov two shows yeah breaking bad’s not New Jersey I know that but I
1:39:41
let me do you like Sopranos or are you too close to home to I Love The Sopranos I think it’s like top two shows that’s
1:39:48
what I just breaking bad huh yeah I like the Breaking Bad from New Jersey though yeah yeah it’s a different version uh
1:39:56
beyond the movie is that set in New Jersey you would think with that I watched that and I think I got bored
1:40:02
which one beyond the PS I think that’s in Upstate New York I I need to probably watch it again I think what is it I
1:40:07
liked it it’s a it’s almost like yeah it’s kind of crazy the Ryan Gosling one
1:40:12
oh I love that movie I need to rewatch it again cuz I think I watched it with
1:40:18
not prepared that something and then you’re like what yeah I think it’s deep
1:40:23
yeah it’s pretty deep yeah it’s crazy it’s really good though I just made me think the first hour is more action than
1:40:29
the second hour with The Pines of New Jersey yeah I thought that too there’s got to be a movie about these P I never
1:40:35
heard of this the Pineberries Pines growing up out of sand I never heard of this that’s why it’s called the pine Barons I’m very into this now yeah it’s
1:40:42
a it’s a crazy spot man and and and there there and the surpr is they get lost there in the winter in the snow and
1:40:48
it’s like I can’t imagine it’s if you know that area you’re like these guys aren’t going to make it it’s it’s crazy
1:40:54
it’s crazy that you can be so near cities and then you go to this area that like you could literally die in in a in
1:41:01
because it’s so desolate and hard to find your way out um that’s that close to but I guess if you’re live in like
1:41:07
Phoenix you’re used to that because you could go out there in the desert and die immediately also yeah but people don’t
1:41:12
think of Jersey as having that but it does I think that’s one of the most talked about episodes because it’s not clear it’s considered like the I think
1:41:18
it’s the one that won the Emmy or whatever but that Russian it’s not 100% sure that he died
1:41:24
what do you mean he escaped from them oh right and they shot at him right and then when Tony finally picks him up like
1:41:30
is he dead and he’s like yeah you’re like yeah but you never know for sure well they don’t realize how tough Russians are you can a shot Russian can
1:41:38
get out of there better but he never comes back and play he never does but one of those open-ended ones like is he ever going to come back yeah no he’s the
1:41:44
one that kills him in the diner at the end yeah sorry I didn’t mean to yeah uh
1:41:50
no I love The Sopranos Boardwalk Empire love B I always say Boardwalk Empire is
1:41:55
uh my favorite most boring show of all time yeah it’s uh the pacing is so bad
1:42:00
it’s so slow that’s what these shows are now it’s like if you would just make it a movie then you wouldn’t need to really
1:42:07
draw it out but I’ve I’ve watched bwalk Empire all the way through three times and I I love no Vicki’s that good the
1:42:13
third time I watched it I forgot it had been so long I forgot Nick was in it yeah and then I watched it and this is just how we know we live in a simulation
1:42:20
I watched it and then the next day I was on tour and was on the show and I was like star stre for a second I was like
1:42:27
oh my God you know cuz you’re in the show I’m binging right now I can’t believe I can touch him you know what I mean he’s like it was
1:42:33
crazy he doesn’t like you touching him he doesn’t yeah uh some movies from there Garden
1:42:41
State we already referenced you like Garden State oh you hate it I like that movie who was in that what was Z bra
1:42:47
Natalie Portman yeah you know I not watched it in a long time I think now scar a scars guard was in it be very
1:42:54
melodramatic uh I think because Zack bra is just so cringy it’s like I can I
1:42:59
can’t imagine something you would like less because it’s like saying your feelings out loud to people in
1:43:05
conversation over and over again and it’s like it would be your worst nightmare I like I think the poster and
1:43:11
stuff would I remember they they the advertising was really good for it and
1:43:16
then yeah but it’s a movie where you just got to listen to them tell each other I I fell for it the first time I saw it I was like this is amazing movie
1:43:22
so I shouldn’t watch watch it again uh cuz I did like it but I feel like
1:43:27
sometimes you go back and you go I was at a different emotional oh you gotta listen like someone whine they’re go to
1:43:34
be whining about is it like John John qek movies yeah where let’s be careful
1:43:39
yeah is he from New Jersey no but I just love his movies yeah I like his I like his movies too but it’s like where it’s
1:43:46
but it’s like so much like High Fidelity is a great movie but he’s crying the whole yeah he’s like you don’t even
1:43:52
understand and you’re like now you watch it you’re like oh my gosh look 2012 it was
1:43:57
unbelievable yeah I thought it was great in 2012 but it’s I think you just change as you get older you go like I can’t
1:44:04
listen to you know it’s a younger person that thinks you know you see they you
1:44:09
see a kid now that you know the their world is falling apart and you’re like
1:44:14
it’s you’re you know you know that you’re watching a kid go you’re never going to even remember this part of your
1:44:20
life exactly but it’s the most important part of your life and that’s what those movies kind of feel like yep and so
1:44:26
they’re playing to just that group but some of those movies do it in a way that you can watch it when you’re older and it’s still good and some of them do it
1:44:32
in a way where you’re like I can’t even get I got to watch it now I just got to see I wonder if uh do people watch that
1:44:39
what’s the uh the V vampire movie or the uh
1:44:44
Twilight Twi yeah do people go back and watch those cuz those were so specific
1:44:49
at a time I think there’s a ex extreme cringe level to those movies now that is
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very like talked about online that people kind of uh they go they either revisit it or they or young people watch
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them now because somebody told them to and the way they make fun of those movies is like it’s brutal it does not
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hold up yeah it’s because they were those were the biggest movies in the world yeah it was huge I took a nap so
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it was Time Square you remember in New York you’d get stuck in New York somewhere and you’re like you’re so tired or whatever you have to use the
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bathroom you can’t go home it’ take you forever to get home whatever so I remember I was work I did some TV show
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thing and then I was like I’m I had to kill 4 hours I’m in Time Square and I needed to take a nap so I just went to a
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movie theater in Time Square and I was like I’ll just take whatever movies is open so I go in and I sit down and I go
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to fall asleep in the front row it was empty when I got there and then I was really early and then I wake up and the
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theater is packed I mean it is sold out and I’m like what’s going on and I look
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around and it’s just totally packed and I’m and it’s twilight but I don’t know what Twilight is I have no idea what’s
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going on all I know is these people are acting so weird on and the They’re
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laughing at things that I don’t get are funny because they’re laughing from the book you know what I mean and stuff like
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that anyway it so funny then the lights came on and everyone was a 16-year-old girl and I was like the only guy in there and cuz I cuz I went in there for
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nap and woke up in the middle of Twilight that was a good sleep it was a good sleep when you don’t hear people loading in yeah that that’s a like
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six-year-old girls I didn’t get into the details of how bad I needed to sleep but yeah you weren’t in the I just say those
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parents would not have wanted you around all those kids at that point they were too young to breathe the air I was
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breathing out uh yeah we probably need to wrap it up yeah we got a show about
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to start here yeah yeah I think we should uh but yeah because yeah CU end I
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feel like you were just asking Jo what’s the it’s kind of food y eat over there I think that’s important huh I think
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that’s important I did go to uh High School New Jersey and then my mom moved to Tennessee and so I used to come here
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in the Summers to like Hendersonville and Nashville in the early 90s yeah it’s crazy and then did you live Inn
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connected to both of these states I did Cal uh when I was like a child child when I was really young this was high
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school Daniel laruso was from New Jersey and then he moved to California we talk about it all the time yeah similar
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experience same path yeah yeah all right well thanks for having me guys yeah uh
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yeah we can right back uh yeah I’d like to say though that I’ll be in Kansas City this weekend no we do that I didn’t
Where we’re at this week
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know what you guys had going on here so where you well I’m in Kansas City uh at the Funny Bone used to be the Improv now
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the funny bone I sold out three shows and then we and then we added a show so
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now we need to you know sell tickets to that show oh it will so I’m uh yeah I’m
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pumped never sold this many tickets in Kansas City very exciting pumped about it right that’s great Juliet uh oh I’m
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going to be on Fallon oh I’m do The Tonight Show on August 20th which is
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soon I better get a set yeah that’s what you better do AUST tonight oh wait I’m
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not supposed to talk about it yet I don’t I think it’s fine’ll I think it’s fine I think it’s fine it’s so close now
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it’s not yeah and if yeah we think tentatively right now it’s August 20th
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yeah and if it doesn’t happen then just don’t tell Fallon I’ll get in trouble for it too
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cuz I I know cuz I talked Co so and I won’t say who the other guest is but it’s a pretty fun exciting big guest
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who’s on the showy you’re like I don’t know if I should talk about it but now you’re like let me give some more DET I
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know I don’t know but it’s taped near Fallon’s house it rhy it rhymes with Samuel nuso um yeah so uh yeah I’ll be
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on Fallon on August 20th and then uh and we’re doing and I’ll be opening forour
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Foxwoods well this weekend I’m in uh the The Great Outdoors uh Comedy Festival in
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Canada and then we got the Molen Illinois Molen Illinois uh Fargo look at us look at us
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uh the the Min Michigan michig and the
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minneap state fair yeah all right yeah I am off this weekend uh Ruth is here
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could not be working yeah you’re the opposite of Dusty CU Dusty always say he could be working and you go I’m off this
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weekend could not find anything looking for a b yeah yeah kind of steing on my joke but uh I won’t I have I have know
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but Ruth will be here this weekend at Z’s uh at Lucy’s baby shower so she wanted me to promote her
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date I won’t be here but Ruth will but August 14th I’ll be here at the lab at zes for the Brian Bates and friends show
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few tickets left for that August 24th Atlanta Vision Studios and August 29th
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through 31st St Louis at the uh Funny Bone St Charles Funny Bone yeah I was just there great room all right well we
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love you hope you have a great week uh see you next week bye