YouTube Channel

Sponsors

Support Our Sponsors

Comment Roundup

Nateland | Ep #176 - Mythical Creatures

Comment 176-01

People

Places

Brands and Sponsors

Events and Experiences

  • Thanksgiving
  • Golden Globes
  • John Augustine's wedding

Jokes and Humor

  • Dogs smelling intensely during walks
  • Dogs only licking for salt
  • Heated toilet seats
  • Blending in with sports teams
  • Homeless bigfoot hunters

Media References

  • The Martian (01:07:48) - Movie referenced, won comedy award
  • Bluey (00:43:04) - Kids TV show
  • Predator (01:08:27) - Movie referenced on t-shirt
  • King Kong (02:10:56) - Movie referenced with Skull Island

Comedy Clubs and Restaurants

  • Zanies - Comedy club referenced as having regulars

Products and Items

Stories for Comedy Sketches

  • Homeless bigfoot hunters being air dropped into jungles
  • Dusty accidentally killing 500 year old clam Ming
  • Dusty struggling to read hellofresh ad

Main Topics and Themes

  • Toilets
  • Dogs
  • Deer population growth
  • Space exploration vs ocean exploration
  • Ancient creatures - Lochnes monster, bigfoot, giant snakes

Unique Facts and Trivia

  • Whitetail deer population has grown 1,000 fold from 300,000 to 30 million in less than 100 years
  • Fighter pilot saw a 50 foot long snake in Congo Africa
  • Notre Dame was first college to play football games nationally
  • A fathom is a nautical unit of length equal to 6 feet
  • There are 30 million whitetail deer in the U.S. today

Transcript

Full Transcript

today’s episode of the Nate land podcast is brought to you by solo stove Grand Canyon University AA frames and hello

fresh hey y’ I feel like y’all messed me up now these last twoo folks and hey

bear welcome to the Nate land podcast Bri I’m baits Aaron Weber Dusty slay all right

yeah I think I over it’s uh y’all messed it up yeah it’s our fault I was doing

fine and y’all Aaron came in hot and last week you messed it up I messed it

up so uh welcome to the podcast though glad you guys are here uh hope you had a

wonderful Thanksgiving uh we had a nice fun one uh

what did we do oh a golf sounds fun sounds fun with the family or just me and my brother me and

D okay yeah yeah Thanksgiving is a good thing courses are closed so it’s like you can ually go out and we went to our

course but you just walk and it was nice and so we went and played uh a few holes

few more than we told my mom we were going to play uh but yeah it was fun and

uh yeah it’s nice here I I’m trying to think if I had something I had uh I’ve

been taking Holly I was telling you guys I’ve been like going on this trail near us and I was taking Holly and I was

thinking dogs they smell so hard at some spots as if they’re like this is the

most important spot on earth and it is to them it is in that moment and then you go no we got and I’ll and I’ll get

lulled into it going like well let me let her have it and then it’s like I finally go that’s enough and I pull her

and then the next spot’s like well I think I found it and so then I’ve

realized now as I’ve taken her these past few days I’m like I gotta we got to keep moving you’re every spot’s the

greatest spot I not still given a little yeah it’s a good tree if it’s a good

like something’s going on but they you know yeah they get into it they get into

it they really and the you I feel bad because if you’re pull I don’t want to just yanker yeah but then you’re just

like not buying you know this you know we’re hit a spot where you’re like I’m not buying this spot are the smells like

their greatest scents you think where they’re like oh I got like a baby likes to pick things up and put it in their

mouth like it’s like their taste is their biggest thing yeah just like a baby you got to let them do it let them learn on their own yeah little bit yeah

got let them choke got yeah swallow through Legos they’re gonna figure it out yeah yeah and if they don’t you know

you try again next time yeah yeah start laying them in their bed when they go sleeping yeah they’re uh yeah I don’t

know I think they’re smelling uh Todd Glass had a joke uh

once I heard he said about like the only reason dogs lick you is because they’re licking the salt off of you and so he

and he did you know that joke or no but I think there’s a lot of Truth to that and he said he goes you know all right

the dog the dog’s looking me because there’s zor and he’s licking me because it’s salt on me but you know I still

pretend it’s giving me kisses and that really messed me up to be every time I think if Holly looks you or something

you’re like do you even care oh yeah do you really care or you just is it is it

all just that salt I think it’s all just something yeah but does Holly lick you

on the face yeah not much but like Ian she would but you’d have to it’s not like

but I mean she gets very excited when we come home so it’s like jumping everywhere but she’s not licking us then

really she’s not a big licker but she will but I guess they’re excited yeah I

mean maybe if you really started breaking down a lot of things that dogs do I mean maybe uh it’s not all about

loving you you know well that’s that’s what I mean like it’s but you can’t when we come in when you come in the door and

they’re so excited but maybe they’re just excited they’re like yes the people that take care of me have

returned yeah or they’re like oh that salt I like is back the salt Wick’s here yeah yeah

that’s probably some truth to that but look when my wife comes home it’s for the same reason yeah good the lady who cooks

and cleans keeps me alive is back yeah uh it’s like a super power

though the way they can smell like you just be walking and they’ll just drag you 15 feet off the path to find a

Dorito or something in the in the woods it’s amazing that dogs I mean blood

hounds I think can smell like up to something like three miles away or something yeah that’s

crazy yeah like that so that thing you looked at there says let them smell it says it provides mental

stimulation and reduces stress for the dog it’s how they receive information about the world it’s through their nose

so they’re just trying to soak up the world around them man yeah so when new I’m just like come on now get on yeah

but you know you know you don’t have all day out there it’s like I’m out here to exercise not to stand here while you

reduce your stress I I’ve enjoyed it it’s fun to I’ve enjoyed the the uh it’s

fun to go out there with the dog and just the bond of you and the dog out there just you know alone and uh but I

mean I was able to let her off the leash a little bit the other night cuz no one was out there she said and I feel like she got some good sniffing in there we

have not been on this Trail before so it’s it’s new you think a dog would remember a trail I think yeah and I

would I don’t know yeah there that’s the whole point is if they smell I think so

you think that trail has a truly unique scent such that the dog will remember

it’s been there before maybe not one time but if you go a lot you don’t take a lot like I mean your dog where your

house is yeah yeah you’re right you’re right and maybe that’s all part of it it’s taking in these smells and it’s all

part of the tracking yeah I mean if you feed an animal they will always come back like a

deer like if someone’s like you feed deer well they take off running they didn’t they did not like where was that

house again they go you know where they go what are you looking for you remember the lady that was giving us all that

food she I thought she was over in this and the other deer’s like no no it’s the next neighborhood it is the next

neighborhood over that is right all right when I was a kid seeing a deer

dogs were not alive they were still Wolves yeah they weren domesticated seeing a deer was like a

big thing because they were a lot more rare I I mean had a lot of wilderness to

run through back now there’s just deer everywhere the last two weekends driving to my gigs just every Mile in the

interstate there’s just a dead deer on the side of the road they’re everywhere now clipped out here yeah cuz we’re

that’s how bad bad news baits would describe it as by dead deer and not alive deer you could have also said you

go drive through the neighborhood I see just hundreds of deer running through neighborhood but you your marker for how many deer there is is just the

the amount that you see the bodies of deer just being honest here yeah do you think there are more deer or is it just

a function of what Dusty said there’s there’s less Wilderness for them to run I guess both but I think there’s more I

think there’s less Wilderness because every like in well that’s definite like where I live it’s like they’re always

bulldozing the woods to build some new development and so the deers are pushed

out I I I I can agree with that and I but I also think you sure you weren’t just a kid and it was exciting for you

to see a deer because you’re a kid and y’all didn’t have entertainment you know I

mean I guess that could be true too yeah look in 1930 which is right around your era the US whitetail deer population was

about 300,000 today it’s 30 million so it’s a little more that’s a 1,000 fold

increase in less than a hundred years I’ve seen it yeah well yeah so then I guess yeah you were right you’re right

it says down to about 300,000 was that because of like over hunting back then I

it was the Great Depression I’m trying to think of what’s going on around they just weren’t yeah they were not doing couldn’t get jobs and stuff sad deer

couldn’t get jobs yeah in the 1920s the speeda wasn’t hiring it was just you

know uh there was over hunting it was before government protection programs yeah in the 1920s so they were down to

about 300,000 yeah so they’re working their way back up yeah I mean they’re gonna have to too much yeah now it’s

like they’re everywhere they are everywhere also fewer and fewer people are hunting this is interesting really

yeah hunting is less popular than it used to be you go to the grocery

store yeah for sure and it’s like yeah when I was a kid it was like everybody it felt like everybody was being pushed

to hunt now I don’t we were never big Hunters like no one in our family hunted

yeah uh no not that I my all my friends did but we never did yeah

that was one that we didn’t do when I moved here to Tennessee I was 17 and at the time I don’t know if this is still

the case but there was a curfew for how late I could be driving under 18 years old I think it was like past 10 p.m.

maybe midnight but there was an exception if you were hunting they would they would let you drive remember was

like the first thing I learned when a state law yeah it’s a state law but you can stay out later if you’re hunting or

like you can go earlier it’s like 6 it’s like midnight to 6:00 a.m. or something

oh I see but if you need to get up early to hunt get an exception yeah oh yeah you could go cuz they have to leave at

like 3: in the morning yeah to get out there yeah so you can’t be out unless you have a

gun there a gun here there a rifle in there and a few drinks in your

cooler you’re good to go I’m sure there was a lot of people messing that law oh

God yeah yeah yeah I’m on my way to 12:30 a.m. he just out of that bar

though sir hunting for the ladies yeah 16-year-old

kid yeah what did youall have good thanks no no no it was pretty terrible

no it was good it was good just uh oh man I believed you ago you would have a

terrible Thanksgiving no sorry uh I regret that it was just you know

translating I have to do a lot of translating for my wife with my family because they kind of speak different

English I know about that well my uncle I mean he puts a dip in his mouth as soon as

the last bite’s made so mean at the table I mean he’s got the spit cup ready

to go he finishes his drink and that then becomes a spit cup so that Red Solo Cup yeah his double duty so my wife

doesn’t have a chance to understand him so there’s just a lot of translating going on um but it was good yeah I was

there Lucy got Co oh no what so our our plans got canceled last minute going to

go to New York City but we just stayed at home some friends brought us food it was very nice and oh yeah y’all were

going at like 10: a.m. that next yeah uhuh and then yeah she tested positive that night we’re like G but it’s all

good now it was good it worked out well for you you didn’t get to go to Lucy’s

family it has nothing to do with her family there is always a little bit of relief that like I don’t have to go to the airport tomorrow yeah the day before

Thanksgiving and fly to LaGuardia you know what I mean so a little bit of relief yeah

mhm yeah MH my Thanksgiving was good but I came to this realization and this is

no offense to my family but as the old people die it feels like the recipes die

with them so like my sister you know I went to my sister’s house and she did a great job but it’s like she doesn’t fix

a dressing like my grandmother or like my Aunt I had an aunt my my dad is much

younger than his siblings so his aunt my aunt was like 90 years old and she died a couple years ago and she made the best

dressing now the dressing’s gone we’ll never have it again no one has the recipe so it’s like each year as the

older people die so do all the good food and maybe it’s just my family hopefully

there’s some old people left in other people’s family to keep it going but well you just keep right you WR recipe

down it just makes me sad y don’t write anything down I don’t think people are writing it down because they’re just you

know they just make it they go I’m going to make it yeah yeah well you should ask them say hey I think it’s a you know

maybe Christmas you got you got Thanksgiving so when you go to Christmas you go you know I was thinking would you

mind writing down the recipe for your and then they go why be like I’d rather not say why I think I think for my

family it’s too late I think we’ve already lost tradition the oldest recipe

uh well thankfully it’s just the dressing it’s like when the good stuff comes later what else there I mean

dressing to me dressing is is Thanksgiving I mean oh jeez to me that’s

I don’t like dressing you don’t like it no my wife calls it stuffing well stuffing is different stuffing is not

good dressing is a different thing I don’t Den yeah what is the difference I

I couldn’t tell you but stuffing often comes in a box it’s stoer stuffing and

it’s dressing is a homemade dish where your aunt makes it and she has all the

ingredients in and it doesn’t look like whatever you just showed there yeah see that’s stuffing dressing would be more

of a flat top in and baked and you cut it out almost like a that’s certainly not it yeah and it’s like it just feels

like it made me real sad this year and my sister did a great job it’s no offense to her but it’s just not the

same my grandmother made a good dressing too you’re saying for your sister if she listen this maybe don’t worry about it

next thanksgiv you got a year you got a year to figure it out

and it just um it just made me sad yeah now your wife has to be happy though

Thanksgiving it’s the one holiday you honor right yeah yeah so it’s probably a big deal yeah it is it is a big deal but

it’s like I don’t know it just feels this year like I had a great time my sister hosted I love seeing the family

but uh you know I just felt like I don’t know maybe yeah it

just and I hope they don’t listen because they’ll be so offended that I’m saying this but but it just feels like

when the old people die we lose the old food and that’s the real tragedy of it

all yeah well one of one of them you know it is here’s how you gonna find out

if they listen is when you go try well because there you see there’s not one old person left that that knows how to

cook that that had some kind of recipe you want well and maybe it’s just not that they don’t know how to cook but

it’s just like my aunt made the my favorite cookies and my favorite dressing mhm and now those are gone

other people in the family have attempted the cookies attempted the dressing and they’re good but it’s not

the same yeah do you think any of this is a Sentimental attachment to the original cookies potentially and also as

you get older your pet’s been expanded a little bit maybe you’re a little more Discerning than you used to be growing

up in a trailer park in Alabama I can’t used for a trailer park guy yeah go

ahead answer that question I didn’t understand even two seconds of what he was saying well my aunt wasn’t a trailer

park lady you know what I mean but you were I’m saying you enjoyed it maybe you just enjoy it less like knocking on a

trailer park door trying to sell encyclopedias you I’m going hit this trailer park real fast and you see if

you’re G to get rid of any of them D for Discerning yeah I you know I don’t know

I don’t think so with the cookies or the dressing other things I could I could agree but I’ve I’ve had the dressing you

know up until the last couple of years you ever have something that you liked as a as a kid and then you get it as an

adult and you’re like why don’t you make the dressing of cookies and take over because you like you’re like garden and

all that stuff yeah so then you could be like I’m going to do this and you get to take some time with the dressing you

know exactly what you want but I it’s like I know it when I taste it but I have no idea what was going on yeah with

the making of it but I mean what if your wife made it and then you just and I think she would

like this be over her shoulder and criticize her yeah yeah she makes it that’s a good idea yeah but my my my

aunt’s dressing though I mean it would be I mean it would get tore I know keep saying that to your wife as she as she

keeps trying to make the slave family happy every dish she brings to you go my

aunt’s dressing is just it’s different than what you’re and maybe you know then

you can bring in probably some Canada stuff yeah you go maybe you’re not because you’re not from this country

yeah and you could you know idea I like that you do Canadian Thanksgiving too no

but my wife is that a triangle day is there a Canadian Thanksgiving there is yeah boxing day I was thinking

Boxing Day triangle day I didn’t get the triangle day reference but uh but now I

don’t know if I got it I just said it because no it’s a good joke good joke in the 80s still relevant now but she uh

made real cranberry sauce like instead of out of the can she took cranberries and cooked it and made a homemade

cranberry sauce very good I think my mom’s cooking would still meet your

criteria maybe next bet come to our house for oh you should try some dressing there then maybe get get you

know your mom to write down the recipe yeah get some baits put in you yeah I

mean surprising to say this this is a little more mainstream the baits family a little more mainstream than the slave family yeah well I I would they were

they had a house and stuff yeah yeah but uh um I would like to

yeah I’d like to go get some of that dressing oh there we go so your mom it’s in like a casserole dish yeah I know

exactly what you’re talking about I mean every Church pot luck every that’s the way it is that’s a good dressing yeah my

aunt yeah she made the best cookies in the best dressing and uh and that’s who we named our daughter after our daughter

has a middle name of my aunt oh and uh and because of dressing dring our

daughter’s name is cookies dressing and cookies dressing

your daughter yeah she’s like can I live up to this you go I don’t know let me try that dressing when she’s yeah you go

it’s not now Were You There When The Iron Bowl was taking place no no we were I was back home watching it okay alone

and uh there so my wife will not watch football with me and um I I like

watching football alone because I like to watch it I was going to say increasingly that’s my go-to way to

watch a football game truly care about yeah I want to sit alone hotel room like

right in front of the TV and just watch it I’d like to watch with one other person that also cares about the game

that way we can cheer with each other at the same level though yes but I don’t

like going to Buffalo Wild wngs or something like that like I’m kind of over that to watch a game I care about

it’s fun to just have the games on when it’s whatever but like I want to sit down zero in on the iron ball yeah you

know and dark that game was fun yeah heartbreaking if you’re an Auburn fan your mom was probably pretty upset she

was at the game and yeah I bet she was oh gosh yeah that’s crazy yeah yeah what a game 10 years from the kick six oh

yeah yeah that’s actually the greatest thing about the Heartbreak because 10 years ago very heartbreaking for Alabama

and they were mocked about it for years and years and years well it’s got to be tough for Alabama because it’s like

Alabama I mean not say anything about Auburn but Auburn was six and is six and five so it’s like if it’s going to

happen it’s not in the world that happened yeah in your major six and six

but it would have been I know they would like to stick it to Alabama oh yeah I have no sympathy for them I just want to

say that a lot of family that are Auburn fans and it’s uh you know Auburn was pretty good for a while and they they

didn’t handle it with the the most Grace when they were good yeah they’re

getting borderline arrogant about everything the Alabama fan what’s the worst thing Alabama fan will say about

Auburn you guys stink at football M but Auburn fans they think Alabama they’re dumb you know they’re like the worst

part of Alabama they cheat they’re what I mean they throw the book at them so

they do love to throw out the cheat and Alabama cheats of course they love to throw out the Alabama cheats line that’s

the best thing about uh people getting paid in college now is that they no longer would just say they go well

that’s what Nick sa’s been doing for years yeah and then Auburn meanwhile their only good player in 40 years they

bought they bought from a Joo team but I do got a lot of uh Auburn fan friends so

I don’t want to go too too far down that I’m trying to cut those people out of my life oh no try I’m trying to drop this

dead weight I’m just kidding my mom went to Auburn I still like I’m still an Auburn

fan I’m an Auburn fan as well I can go I can do both yeah I was like I wanted

Alabama to win but it was a heartbreaking loss I was like uh that’s not how I wanted this game to go down

yeah told I was like when we were watching it I was saying it 40 seconds left if you said the final scores will

be 33 to 24 you could not I mean you’re like well that’s impossible right they

took that off though huh they took that last score off oh they did yeah why uh I think it was I think time had already

expired before even that last snap really yeah I uh I saw somebody

post about it later like what happened to that last pick six and uh were there gambling implications with that last

touchdown no I looked it didn’t affect this the okay so it I think it ended up 2725 so he didn’t step out of bounds or

something I didn’t even take the time to look to see why um but I did look up the score and they did take it off yeah but

I think the clock play clock was already at or the game clock was already at zero maybe when he snapped I just want to

State though before we move on that I don’t agree with a lot of things Aaron said and uh I have tons of Auburn family

and friends and I don’t want to get killed when I go home and I I don’t agree with a lot of what Aaron has said

so far on this podcast in regards to Auburn and um y’all should hear how he trashes Auburn off off mic War Eagle all

also my God you coward I just want I just want that to be stated here I say a

lot of crazy things but I I can’t make those kind of he might need when he goes home a solo stove oh man how about that

have you heard the news Brian what recently the West Coast legend himself

Snoop Dog announced that he’s done with smoke it’s over he’s eliminating it how

could it be you might ask that the dog father is giving it up well we’ve now learned as it turns out that he is going

smokeless joining forces with the makers of the world’s most popular smokeless fire pits are old Pals at solo stove and

he’s even been coined their official smokes person isn’t that nice that is

nice I don’t know what that makes me it wouldn’t be Snoop if he didn’t Drop It Like It’s Hot which is exactly what he’s

doing with the Snoop stove a limited edition bonfire fire pit designed by Snoop himself each custom fire pit comes

with a going smokeless bucket hat and limited run of stickers I’m going to get these before they sell out run don’t

walk to solostove.com to pick up the limited edition pit and join Snoop in

going smokeless for good boom how about that yeah good for Snoop I think solo

stove had a uh float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade uh yeah who was it I think uh Drew Hulk might have been

in it oh really the ne yeah the neighbor Drew uh who did my song on the greatest

ofage American family uh I swear I think because I just saw him posting

stuff uh that’s a fun float yeah yeah see who

was in it it might it might have been uh I’ll look it up yeah Drew Hulk

and yeah uh maybe I’m I don’t know all right uh so uh we’ll start with you guys

we’ll get to your comments get into it a little bit sooner that’s good oh how about that people are very happy about

that uh I don’t know n on the on the back end they’re not gonna be happy

they’re like they’re still talking about this the back end well you know yeah they prefer we get into the topic and

have 20 SEC 20 minutes left in the show oh well we’re better get

uh Daniel Sims with your bits with your bits on Aaron’s out housee the heat of

toilet seat guy and their tornado flush earthquake in the bathrooms episode you

guys have officially delivered the funniest thing I’ve ever heard pure genius and much appreciated you guys are not making enough money all right we go

well you don’t know how much money I make Daniel yeah so just stay out of it that’s true that is true I’m killing it

yeah thank you D assumes it’s not Nate was skeptical about bathrooms going in then we could we turned it around so

many compliments and then the guy at the end goes man you’re all broke you know

uh I think he’s I don’t I don’t think y’all read that I’m joking he’s being

nice I’m just piggy bagging off Brian yeah yeah I just make sure y’all yeah I don’t know what y’all talk

like I just want to stay out of my finances yeah yeah I’m just piggy back in here

yeah I was on board with it Brian took it at a negative I was like I’ll get in there too man yes anded yeah I’m an

improv guy that’s right uh what is this guy Alabama fan is that you Dusty quote

hey I can go way said that you guys are not making enough money that’s what Dusty thinks about the Alabama

fans now he hates Auburn Auburn you think that the Auburn does feel like

it’s more of a isn’t that like a it’s an agricultural school yeah yeah it’s like

but it’s yeah that’s not what they would say yeah but no is Notre Dame not is it

not obnoxious with Notre Dame oh of course yeah yeah yeah we’re very arrogant yeah we just have a reason to

be yeah because yall did good in a hundred years ago we’re just a good school and we have like a history of

being good for hundred years ago well the last championship was 1988 yeah

quite a while I mean look it’s been a while for someone being such a good school right you would think and then

basketball no one’s talking about You’ made some appearances somewhere look

we’ll hop in the elite a every now and then kind of dip our toes in yeah yeah the women’s soccer is won a few national

championships yeah yeah so so what is what’s the arrogance come from you think the NBC because you’re on TV everywhere

like you’re the Cubs like you’re on WGN it’s we’re a national brand in a way

that few colleges are were the first col were y’all the first college or we were the first to play nationally to really

play around the country because Michigan boxed out Michigan hated Catholics so

they said you can’t play with our in our conference you can’t play with us so we had to travel to California and play USC

and that’s how we became a national brand you know so you owe a lot to Michigan you would say well I would

never phrase it that way but I guess so in a roundabout way I should think them yeah now I mean when Vandy started two

and 0 we were pretty cocky so yeah but we’re we’re allowed to be cuz we cuz

you’re great never been yeah then we finished two I’ve been frustrating that I looked up the van because yeah it’s

been tough and then it’s like you keep like we don’t recruit cuz all right it’s always like well we’re you know it’s a

really good college and you look at the ranking of vs College you’re not we’re not number one you’re like you want to

be like at least be number one college yeah you know and then we could be like

all right well we’re they’re like 18 19 like it’s just not even that’s what Notre Dame is right around that uh

Stanford’s way above both of us yeah so it’s like just pick one just either like

either be a good school or have a good football program just pick one just yeah you can’t do both can’t do both just do

it I want to do a Dusty sleigh style backtrack here and just say I’m not actually that arrogant about another Dame stuff I don’t want any of that to

have been misinterpreted well college football’s sensitive you got to be careful you know it is it is uh Paul

Sheldon I’m sorry tollet was a home run very funny topic what do Nate and crew

think about bathroom attendance oh well I’m 100% after hours check our after

hours episode we’re g to talk about the bathroom attendance on the patreon

uh yeah I’m I don’t I’m not for I’m not for it at all it’s pretty it’s crazy

that there’s still that still is even a thing I get the idea of it the I wouldn’t mind it if it wasn’t the

obligation of the tipping in there that’s the only thing that keeps you from want like if there’s a guy standed

there and handed you and like it was uh it could be a nice experience but then you’re like I now I got to go grab like

I’ll try to do it it’s almost like right when you walk in you’re just like I need to go ahe and just put it in here

because I’m gonna have to you know you gota after you wash your hands and go get your money and then you know what if

they had their venmo listed yeah that that it’s just getting too easy you know the tipping’s out of

out of control and so it would be like if you want to have that have it be like some like restaurant that’s like we’re

going to pay you $400 $300 a night $200 a night no tips you’re in there that’s

your let it be known you don’t have to tip this guy he’s been taken care of don’t you don’t but but you can’t even

say you don’t have to tip this guy you’re not allowed to tip this guy tips

not accepted there’s golf places there’s golf courses that you go to some you they’re they’re not allowed to accept a

tip wow and they go we can’t accept but they do right I I think you you have to

if any of them you’d have to really push it on them and like quietly do it go I’m leaving this here you know what I mean

yeah yeah so you do what you want with it you do but there but it’s very nice go here throw this away from me yeah and

if you’re visiting the course if you’re visiting the course you might be like all right I’ll do that like but it’s

it’s very nice to just kind of be like you go to a place and they’re like we don’t allow that so just come in here

you you know all your stuff there like there’s a like I was thinking that you go eat it like

uh you know if you go you mean you always see it in TV or movies or something like someone’s at a restaurant

and they’re it’s just they got a running tab at that like I always like that yeah like you go somewhere so much they just

have your credit card yeah or they have your whatever and then you just kind of like paying it I guess as you go like

but it’s a very cool like that always looks cool in like seeing a movie have you ever been a regular somewhere like at a restaurant or a bar

you walk in and the staff knows you no you ever been like a Norm from cheers doesn’t that seem fun to do oh I always

thought it was fun I always thought it was that you would see when because I mean I worked in restaurants so you would see regulars that come in there

every day and you did I did like them yeah like you’re always like oh that is fun I’ve definitely been a regular at a

bar you know Charleston yeah where but it’s like it was never the norm

experience yeah you know yeah there’s a place we used to you’re getting thrown out of there every now yeah anything but

Norm regularly thrown out of this place oh gosh here we

go the whole town knew with Dusty they go we get Dusty early so it’s pretty fun and they go we’re like one of his last

stops we’re the ones that send him home well there definitely was those there’s ones that you go to early and ones you

go to last right yeah that’s for sure but there have been a few since I started comedy regulars at zany the

comedy club and they’re the best dude there was uh lee who passed away remember Lee she was the best she would

sit in that same seat every show I remember she would uh she would meet like young Comics my first time

performing there she’d like get everybody’s autograph she really made she passed away yeah she did she did

yeah a few years ago she was she was the first you feel like I have a fan you know there was Brian

bachner moved to charl in charl okay I still talk to he’s coming to see me this week all right oh yeah yeah yeah see him

and I go to Charlotte I still talk B okay yeah he’s the best yeah he is awesome love that uh yeah it’s they have

Chelsea there now yeah yeah she’s great her her mom are awesome yeah it is fun

it’s be a regular somewhere but yeah going to a restaurant they just kind of if you had a place I could see it where

you could I could see the joy of it be like I want this back table I go in there and I eat I want to be if I die

they put a little placard on this chair that’s what I want yeah Aaron Weber sat

here yeah they’re like this a different chair

though no it’s barely hanging if you had a chair if you had your own chair at a

restaurant you would get enormous go we could tell which CH yeah I mean yeah the

fact you’ve stayed in good shape is because you don’t have your own chair at a restaurant if you we will know that

Aaron is off the road he’s not traveling no more he’s local comes we have to go

do the podcast around him at the restaurant uh Elliot

deuca deuca uh that’s a fun last name Elliot DeLuca that’s a fun that’s an easy like

I unless I’m saying it wrong Delia or something DeLuca I’m feeling the DeLuca

thing oh yeah crazy to have Elliott be the first name because that seems very

Elliot and Duca don’t feel like they they feel like you would introduce those two people and just think they would

never meet each other ever again different cultures you go hello this is Elliot this is Duca right y’all can meet

y’all have nothing in common and you’ll go your separate ways but you’re very very nice I like the first name DeLuca

huh this is this is Elliot this is Duca yeah this is that translates the

Luca and Dua go you want to dance Thea Elliot the Luca what’s Luka day would be

of right oh of Luca yeah Elliot of Luca Elliot I got the most simple word there

is I got it wrong Elliot of Knight that’s what it feels like is Luca

Knight I knew a guy Nam Elliot Knight oh

Luca is a given name predominantly for males oh that’s the first name we gotta look at the surname my name is Luka

sacred wood yeah it’s night time wow

uh uh after two hours and 11 minutes in a podcast about toilets I don’t think I’ve heard toilet pronounced correctly

it’s typical DeLuca this is Du this probably Elliot talking yeah yeah it’s

toilet folks what do we say toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet

toilet who says toilet you know toilet I say toy lit I want to object to the let

part of it cuz I think it’s toy lit that’s how I say toilet toilet toilet toilet sounds toilet crazy to me it

sounds like you’re you’re saying too much I never like the word n I don’t like gross I just you go to the bathroom

or be like John what do you about John no that’s K I mean k no my mom says c

yeah it’s you just say you’re gonna go to the bathroom and then you leave it you know my grandpa said pot yeah that’s

what he call it’s I know if you’re around a construction site I understand

it’s going to be called a few different things I can handle some you know but overall you’re like you just call the

bathroom just you know I never like oh do you need where’s your toilet at that seems insane to say it’s in the bathroom

that is yeah you want to know where the bathroom’s at toilet’s in

there uh Chase peer I have bedet seats that cost me a couple hundred bucks they

raise and lower the seat automatically and also warm the seat for you I promise you the b day and heated seats are life

changing get one for Christmas I don’t understand this obsession with having the seat warm that there’s zero appeal

for that for me I I’d rather I want to cool it down a bit yeah you’re I mean

the guy that wants to walk in cooler at his house yeah I’m sorry he understands

he the man that runs hot your says air condition seating yeah dude that’s what

I want like a truck just blows up like a truck driver that’s like I want it like an air hockey table like that’s what

wanted to feel like I go in there to cool

off the heated seat does feel like a bit much and who wants your bathroom experience at home to be that good I

mean that ruins every especially if you travel a lot like I don’t need it to be that good at home to where I’m like when

I get out in the world everything seems so much less good by that logic should

you go out of your way to make your house worse so that you enjoy traveling more well I don’t want to make it worse

but I just kind of said that before I thought about it but no but you know what I mean like I like that could have

been the next thing that he said could have been but you know what I mean though like this raises and lowers for

you you got a bedet the seats warm it’s like it seems like too much I don’t mean I want at home to have a porta poot so

that when I go to a hotel but your bathrooms at home should be that where you kick the kick the flush it

yeah yeah so you don’t have the tank tankless tankless but you’re saying if you have too much luxury at home that Ru

hard it’s hard to leave you’re too much of a homebody yeah and there’s a danger in that for sure yeah yeah I mean come

on guys who knows what Dusty would get into if he never left the house well that’s true don’t ever let me make too

much money that’s for sure I won’t ever live yeah but that then that’s that

defeats the purpose of how you would make the money well if I’ve made enough to where I’m I’m all set there’s no need to make more

let’s build an orchard and let’s get into it you know what I Dusty slighs Orchards yeah uh cat

Rockwell it’s a good name uh cat Rockwell feels like it’s the

you know the one in the family the Rockwell that’s not in the family business the Rockwell business the black

sheep mhm yeah but the fun one the one that everybody knows yeah name Catherine and she shortened cat you know cat

Rockwell you’re like yeah dude cat everybody knows cat cat’s the best but you know but she’s you know you think

she can get to talk to her dad you’re like cat hasn’t talked to her dad you go but they’re aranged but they

get back get but cat is the one that brings everybody back together too also she’s fun she’s fun I was a restaurant

manager for 12 years exactly worked in a restaurant the company I work she a regular at some

bar right right the company I worked for had required sanitation training where handwashing was a big deal unlike

sanitizer alone the running water rinses substances off your hand this is especially important because nine out of

10 people suffer from tppt toilet oh oh boy oh yeah that’s

toilet paper poke through that’s tough and unknowingly out of 10 people yeah that seems like a lot I don’t know I

even cuz I’m the one of 10 that doesn’t suffer from that yeah and unknown

knowingly have unwanted substances on their hands I mean I never have toilet

paper poke through well you just don’t know it you’re one of those unknowingly how do you not know that

you’re your stuff’s not poking through the toilet paper I don’t know I don’t think we should be talking about

this but I’m just saying should we be talking about this should we talking about this yeah uh

yeah I don’t know it’s uh but yeah that makes since uh I don’t know how you get that

poll but I am for washing your hands over hand sanitizer I think both are overrated a bit but um I do I am for

washing over sanitizer oh okay yeah your day is full of to-dos responsibilities

in balancing work with spending quality time with loved ones while finding time

for yourself with everything you have on your plate earning your degree online seems impossible but at Grand Canyon

University they specialize in helping you fit your bachelor’s Master’s or uh

doctoral degree into your busy day GCU is an affordable private Christian University based in uh beautiful Phoenix

Arizona been there a bunch offering 330 academic programs with over 270

available online as of June 2023 from scholarships to academic support your

GCU graduation team led by your own University counselor provide you with

the personal support you need gcu’s online program gives you freedom to earn your degree in the time you can from

wherever you are your personalized plan and team can help you achieve your goals find your purpose at Grand Canyon

University private Christian affordable visit

gcu.edu uh Abby shy she s c IB there’s a Bluey

episode called dunny where the kids are are told not to say dunny because it’s not the queen’s

English I guess it’s sort of in bad taste I’m not sure where Brian got his

info on Australia but as a mom of young kids I get mine from Bluey and it is

contradictory yeah what is that contradictory contradictory contradict

that sounds like a word cont contradictory contradictory yeah in

this case well I’m not going to argue with blue uh Buie knows but I got my information

from the internet and Crocodile Dundee when he goes to New York and he checks

into the nice hotel he goes there’s two dunnies in here and she’s like no one dunny one bedet oh okay what a great

movie yeah that’s probably when you could use that joke and that was oh yeah that was an edgy fun joke yeah that was

a fun yeah you couldn’t now you can you know feels like it’s been done it’s been

dny blue is a big thing huh Blue’s great yeah I thought blue I’m not gonna lie to

you I just typed in blue I’m looking at I thought Bluey was Blue’s Clues yeah I could say that I think I most I don’t

know if I watched saw Bluey I don’t think Harper was into Bluey it’s come along I think this looks recent started

in 2018 yeah yeah so I was a couple years you know yeah yeah yeah we were we

already I think moved on I’m not sure she’s seen you missed I just missed it yeah uh Sarah

Harward Harward sounds like I want to say Hayward for some reason but it’s

Hardward that’s a Hardward yeah like you go Sarah she goes Sarah Harward do you

write these ahead of time do you write these quips while you’re putting these comments together that was pretty good

yeah he thought that two weeks ago uh I’ve been saving this one when I was in college I cleaned the buildings on

campus to pay my way through school oh good I did not expect that coming from Sarah hardwood MH uh we replaced the

toilet paper the least in the very first stall closest to the door the stall was jally the cleanest

and obviously the least used for the past 20 years now I’ll always go to the first stall it’s the least used and

always almost always has toilet paper that is a solid you know that’s like something that that is like something

you take on she took that in college right you know now that’s more important than anything she learned in college I

bet I bet she’s the only thing she’s still using uh Kim catrell Katrell probably

Katrell Katrell the actress it looks like that Kim katr I think hers is the

ca yeah oh yeah could be her yeah it could be her she just goes by Krell that looks

like a lady that probably into this podcast she watching show yeah gu my uncle worked for a sewer

plant yeah that’s her my uncle worked for a sewer plant he found a driver’s license in the screen catcher cleaned it

and mailed it back to its owner wow wow that’s very nice that’s probably got to

you got to be like I don’t know if I even want this but maybe the person didn’t know

maybe they did because it would have I guess they would what I flushed this down the toilet yeah he go oh my God who

is messing with me things haunted IED get rid of it yeah that would be that

we’d love to see if we can talk to that driver’s license owner that’s like dude I’ve been wondering

how it’s a murder victim yeah the guy who did it flushed it and then shows

back up good night gotta get some Edge in this

podcast yeah Richard Garcia I really think I would rather be asked how has

your year been going question far better than some how’s your day I really dislike small talk but inquiring about

my year would actually cause some good reflection I agree well you agree because you’ve had the best year in the

history of the world no it doesn’t it’s it’s not it’s not it’s not about that you’re tempting people you’re like hey

how’s your year B well my mom had cancer yeah yeah yeah but have you heard of a little show called Saturday not live but

you should be excited because you’re this close to someone that’s having the greatest year of all

time I am excited I’m joking

I got to go to S L because of you uh no I’m I’m not talking about just me I’m

saying in general that it’s a I think it’s a better you know I look when

you’re not trying to have a long talk then you know but if you’re like how’s your year been going it’s like you know

it’s not bad I think off to rough start off to you know it’s it’s you’re actually getting more in detail than the

other way in January this is the cheesiest question of all in Jan January it sounds like you’re making a a lame

joke a lame joke you say how did last year go for you okay is this year or you say how’s this year looking you got a

lot of good plans this year uh oh you look forward what your what your year what do you think your Year’s G to look

like yeah we got we got a v you know think vacation we got you know all this so I’m yeah I’m excited it’s it’s

there’s there it’s got to be more positive what month do you flip it March March uh how’s your yeah I could see

that but New Year start till April probably spring so you go how’s the year going so far well we got past the

toughest part winter you know yeah and now we’re in it yeah yeah looking forward to

some showers flowers yeah yeah how’s the garden coming yeah yeah your orchard

taking it day by day and then walk away yeah that’s fine shut that down taking it day by

day fun guy right there uh Rachel ber

bergus Dusty unless you want to be awoken by what sounds like world’s

loudest and weirdest meow every day you do not want peacocks my parents live in

a rural rural area and the neighbors that are a good five minute walk away

have peacocks and they are so loud it sounds like they are right outside my window I got a few messages about not

wanting peacocks I I am there is no danger that I’m going to be getting peacocks I I don’t there’s a lot of

exotic animals that I like and things that I’m into but peacocks are not one of them yeah are you allowed to own a

peacock that feels illegal yeah oh I you see them you see them in a zoo

no you see them out in people’s yards do yeah a peacock I’ve seen them in Florida

in Wild think I’ve seen here yeah man I don’t where peacock’s at I don’t think

I’ve ever seen a peacock I think I’ve seen I’ve seen a peacock in Florida in the wild I think I’ve seen one here in

people’s yards this person says they have peacocks that guy wasn’t supposed to have it wherever you saw it literally

this person’s there’s so many people that have owned peacocks that they have opinions about owning PE peacock and

we’re acting like no one like it’s crazy that um yeah but it’s not like it’s not

as common as a dog that’s what I’m saying I mean what are we even doing here you go I’m just talking about I’ve

seen it yeah it’s oh you saw a p foul a poul what is that I like that this

paragraph has California listed as if it’s a different country it is various

countries including California and then it ends with North America which is also not

a maybe is a I mean that’s I don’t know the difference where where are the peacocks where do they originate where

they where are they at where’s the bul of them if I want to go see some good Wild peacocks yeah yeah I think poul is

the bird peacock is the male and P hin is the female wild peacocks are primarily found in India Pakistan Sri

Lanka and Java makes it so interesting how many I’ve seen yeah you seen the

tame ones I’ve seen them maybe it’s not a I’ve seen them I don’t know where

they’re at I’ve seen them too and I but yeah I mean there’s no danger that I’m going to be stocking up the backyard

with p yeah was it plumed up you may have seen a turkey

uh look I’ll give you some of them were turkeys but I still I’ve still seen I’ve

still seen so there’s they they’re walking around I do appreciate the heads up though but I’m not going to be

getting any okay that’s good I know we were still talking about you well it was address to me from Rachel Berenson it

was Burger son sounds like did you put up the bat house I did put up the bat

house yeah okay sounds like your Rachel bergenson sounds like you know your daughter in 25 years

my parents live in a roar area and the neighbors that are a good five minute walk away but you’re the neighbor that’s

a good five minute walk away they have peacocks well yeah I mean by the time my

daughter’s old enough to write into this podcast I may have some peacocks yeah I mean you know what I mean but right now

we’re far away from it yeah yeah yeah uh

Paul rimple R rimpel rimpel Paul rimple that a good name regarding Aaron and the

Canadian accent what would you think if someone said he has a real American accent does Aaron have trouble

understanding Miss slay the vast majority of people born in Canada speak the way she

does um does he mean your wife I’m thinking so yeah I can understand her fine but

she does have an you can hear an accent Hannah’s family like you tell when you go there you go tell her to write it

down Dusty what is she saying Dusty Dusty could you get your old lady over here tell to write it down I can’t

have a headache trying to understand what she’s over here saying speak English her uh uncles and stuff they’re

much more Canadian but yeah it’s still very uh what is the uh it’s very

understandable what’s the yeah that works yeah understandable yeah uh in in

it’s like intelligible decipherable yeah no it’s not int no what’s that word that’s what I think you’re think of what

is it intelligible not is that a word sure yeah it is oh yeah isn’t that I

don’t know yeah yeah that means you understand it yeah like when someone speaks you understand what they’re

saying right understandable seems like you’re um they’re like doing they’re

like doing something I get why they’re what do you

say a veral legible yes yeah I’m thinking of legible yeah she speaks

legibly that’s what we’re saying but I think the answer is look in the same way that there is a

prototypical American accent there is a Canadian one like you all can hear what

I’m talking about I don’t but I think he’s implying it’s a big country so people up in New York are

sound different than here not is exactly like you there’s other people in the world is what I think Paul’s saying Oh I

thought you were breaking the news to me just now no no I think Paul’s trying to remind you like Aaron the world doesn’t

I know you’re Notre Dame so you like Notre Dame Alum think

well there’s no one outside of ourselves right right right yeah and he’s saying

but if you ask they have college in Canada too not good ones I’m kid I’m

kidding they have good they have good college Coles they got up there Mill

University what do they do University of Toronto learn how to move to America they learn how to get a

Visa ah stuff like that folks I want to say real quick I watched a video of

people in Ireland they’re going up to people in Ireland going do your best American accent it’s fascinating to hear

what people think it’s all just a Southern accent that’s what they do that’s what they think of an American

accent is just a Southern one so that’s that’s what when I say Canadian accent that’s what I mean cuz the southern

accent is the best let’s be honest it is the best it’s super

fun uh Jordan Len I mean this whole podcast is based on hoping these people

think southern accident is the best Jordan laner we need a Dusty versus

Nate swimming race both have claimed to be fast swimmers let’s see it happen

balona baloney balona baloney baloney yeah that’s how you say yeah is that

wild that’s how you spell it baloney with an a at the end balone can be the

balone can be the ref it would be perfect I don’t know how this is turned into a me versus you swimming

competition I’m down uh well I’ll do it but uh but I don’t know how that proves that either of us are fast swim that

would be uh we can figure something out I I I still I know I still like the idea of trying to see we could one day shoot

something see if people could pick you know really like how do we shoot this to

show A team out there and be like you gotta try to blend in yeah it’s dusty versus Nate Brian’s the ref I guess I’ll

I’ll sit this one out there go be the concession stand I just can’t understand you do a cannonball that’s what starts

us off it’s like the starter gun yeah I’ll just never understand why it is

more unrealistic that I could blend in with a swimming team than Brian of the professional this really upsets you but

the people have spoken because I just don’t understand there’s an objective physical difference that’s what I say

anyway but but not with Brian and a professional soccer player less so for

sure pull up David Beckham here yeah Brian’s closer to David

Beckham than you are to Michael Phelps I don’t think so Michael philps Michael

philps is like 65 I don’t think most s fo six I still

disagree I I don’t think it um yeah I mean let’s yeah I mean come on yeah dude

let’s pull up David Beckham you know I don’t know if you do you really need a ref for swimming

race yeah it’s down there man what’s a ref gonna do so this guy

this guy is this is this is what Brian looks like with his shirt off well they’re going to be wearing a

jersey they’re not you can’t wear a jersey in the pool yeah that’s the thing but if you wear that long he’s got long sleeving

shorts on yeah and we’re singing from a a far view away that you would just be like oh that could be

Brian soccer players are the most in shaped players in the world you don’t think swimmers are sh the most in shape

and you got to in swimming you got to take your shirt off Michael PHS is eating 30,000 calories a day at his Peak

and you have to take your we talking about the world’s greatest swimmer said you just talked about David Beckham the

best of all best is he the best though top 10 all time you can’t even name 10

swimmers Michael Phelps Ryan locky you can’t even namei yeah uh Thomas but I would say

you’re gonna have to get to number of the top I don’t know probably number

like 5,000 before you see a belly on one of these guys like so that’s that’s SOC

players too though such a funny way putting it I know but not but soccer players you have a shirt on so you’re

just trying to blend in for a second you have for a second now that’s all it is no it’s for the it’s for the the whole I

would say the whole game the whole game oh we got to see the whole game okay yeah yeah I mean I’m gonna get out it I

admit that but just maybe before I mean yeah I just want you guys you you you

you want you choose a short uh uh sport that you got to take your shirt off yeah but this is again again I think five is

that Dusty or is that Michael Phelps I can’t tell he’s number one I in the world no even other swimmers don’t come

close to this guy I mean with all let’s do Mark spits in all full honesty I

think if you went and went on the women’s team you could fit in there and

I and I he’s made that argument many times yeah and but I think it would make

more sense in the current time that we live in if you were on a women’s team I

would be like okay okay like I think you would be very hard

again very point is that’s is that not make sense if he picture Dusty going

they go here we go another swimmer on the women’s team and you’d be like okay

like you know he you know he’s swimming with the women now and you’d be like okay I just can’t understand why there’s

not more emphasis on the idea that that Brian is going to blend in the greatest

athletes in the world I’ll tell you why cuz it’s funny defensive you’re it’s just insane to me it’s because he has

clothes on I would probably wear a turtleneck so he has a big he wears a big shirt and stuff you have to take all

that stuff off so your best bet is to wear one a woman’s a woman’s bath let

see some other swimmers someone sent Mark Spitz he was he was the former Olympic what’s a what’s a woman’s

bathing suit look like like you’re going down the wrong road of this and you you

can leave the beard and that’s okay uh and you know look you need that you need

to be covered up a little bit like I mean come on Dusty that you could do that I would believe that all day long

just the the full on overalls full on like we can’t tell like does that one

have a belly we don’t know for sure I’ll wear it if you wear it I’ll wear it yeah

if you wear it I’m in yeah but I’m saying if you blend it in if you go over one that’s yeah over here that’s I mean

that’s I know this is not trying to be political but that’s that’s everybody knows what I’m talking about and if

Dusty if Dusty went that route you’re the same you’re be you’re be the same size of the other

women you’re the same height to them probably you got them by weight a little bit and then uh but maybe not because

they they’re probably strong and so think that we’re judging off the world’s best swimmer versus you know some

average swimmer there was somebody sent us a fat swimmer it was for some small country if you could you Google fat

swimmer or I don’t know if he he wasn’t really fat in the Olympics uh come on guys there he is right there oh man this

guy Ethiopia yeah I mean that could be Dusty kill for that bu that could be Dy yeah I mean I look better than this

guy yeah so that’s what I’m saying you guys I would kill for that Budd too so but I’m just

saying I’m trying to help Dusty out here yeah yeah I just think you guys they called him the whale that’s so mean

Ethiopian swimmer dubbed Rebel the whale that shows the standards the best the person that wrote that probably is

bigger than the yeah well that’s but the the this guy Michael Phelps is like a

Phenom and that’s who I got to be compared to I’m saying this this thing has gone way too

far I I I’m down for the challenge though now I have to race you just to I

have to race everyone here and play soccer against every we race what you do olympic size pool yes you want go Lane

all the way down freestyle whatever you want just all the way down not all the way back just down not back just down we

should get one good swimmer right to kind of control great swimmers oh we’re great s but I mean like a college yeah

yeah we’re get we can fill the whole Lane with I’m saying would have it shot from far out and you’d have the whole

Lane so everybody’s the real swimmers except me and Dusty and you see if people can guess get out of us who’s the

who’s like yeah Collegiate or High School swimmers versus yeah yeah now how much time do

you need to train uh well let’s I don’t even know where I can train you know what I mean

we got winter time it’s more we’d have to set up and film this St uh than the

training I’ll go right I haven’t been swimming a lot lately but I thought you said last week you needed some time to

train that’s why I said that well when you wake me up and I’ll be you well we initially started this the whole thing

was that you would we would get a little bit of time to train for whatever sport we wanted to blend in with I don’t need

time because I’m just gonna be walking around yeah uh all right you want to tell us about R frames Ora frames Ora finding

the perfect gift can be really hard sometimes uh yeah this s frame we just got it I don’t know where it’s at now

but it’s uh I am a big fan of this it’s uh named the number one best digital frame by wire cutter wire cutting they

are an easy thoughtful gift to give your loved ones you can throw pictures on there I love the IDE I mean I always

think with phones it’s like you never go look at these pictures but now with this

kind of setup it’s take all the pictures you want and it’d be nice to be able to

with your family just see different pictures popping up and they s in it is such a good idea and it’s I mean it’s

really the whole family should a great way for families to stay in touch uh is there be see the fact you can send to

this grandparents I mean all of them uh it’s easy to set up takes about two minutes to set up a frame using the Aura

app every frame comes packaged in a premium gift box with no price tag give the perfect gift give the perfect gift

this holiday season by visiting Ora frames.com today and get $30 off $30 off

their bestselling frames with code Nate these frames sell out quickly though so get yours before they are gone that is a

frames.com with the promo code Nate terms and conditions apply you guys are

gonna have me swimming in hotel pools I’ve kind of swore off hotel pools but now I’m gonna be in there every weekend

now that’s all I’m gonna be doing listen to Rocky music yeah okay uh I can’t what train are you

going to be doing I’m just going to be swimming I got to get my I gotta get myself back into the last time you swim well at your house yeah and I even then

we’re like we’re not really swimming I have my daughter in the pool and I’m just kind of you know floating around

yeah I want to go to the ocean and swim that’s where you get the best really the

best training that’s like some rcky training yeah you’re fighting the waves out there ocean trying to throw you back

yeah all right this week we’re talking about this is the most fired up I’ve been I’m sorry I know that’s why it’s so

funny I can’t do you walk out with that shirt on yeah and do you reveal just in you have

that shirt but as a swimsuit by the time we’re ready I’m gonna be if we’re going to do it I’m gonna be ready to go yeah

we look well let me let me figure out where we could sh like I I do what I think I have just think it would be fun

for us to shoot something like this and we could all kind of do it and and it would almost I would say all of us just

do we would all do each sport whatever anybody picks and you got to blend in

and just see who could blend you know it’d be fun and stupid and silly and uh you know that’s what we give to

people pointless we’re trying to give pointless be what’s the point of this there is no point I agree yeah so we’re

do it we’re good we’re and we’re a legit race I think I can beat you well I’m

ready yeah but you know just for the record though this whole thing is not about me and Nate racing in a pool I

mean I’m down to do it but this thing is taking on a life of its own here

yeah I mean now now it’s like some challenge between me and Nate to win I

mean of course I’m in but right what’s the sport you’re blending in with well

Long Snapper Oh Long Snapper okay Long Snapper yeah well I’m not involved in this man I’m just watching no no you be

involved that person just said the swim you really took that it really bothered

you you can be the other guy he’s a ref I don’t know what a ref is going to do in the swimming race anyway but that’s

perfect for saying he’ll be yeah be perfect he’s a ref you’re be the you’re the obstacle we got to go

around buoy and the it’s like putt putt you know every

race needs one guy with a shirt on in the pool so why don’t you be be be that person that goes in you want to race can

you swim you swim fast I can swim no not fast you want to race you think you could I’ll race y’all okay yeah yeah

want to look good by comparison both uh the freestyle is that what this says and

know what you don’t even know the terms and well that’s know and it’s not important to know the terms you talking

about basic strling who could swim the longest underwater uh yeah I’m down for that too

yeah yeah yeah we got a lot of stuff yeah I got a lot going on here yeah all right all right this week we’re talking

about mythical creatures right like we just did that Dusty you are our mythical creature of

the world wait till we swim I mean I can’t wait yeah you might you you

probably can talk underwater yeah I can’t wait yeah I mean I used to I mean growing up I was a real swimmer I mean I

was really you know we saw in creeks and ponds and and lakes and now did you have

the long hair then CU that could hold you back H yeah may I didn’t have it then but I’ve had it at various times

how deep are your Creeks uh it depends I mean sometimes they got pretty deep we swim in the

river swim in the river a little bit the river is different yeah the river’s different well we’ve walk some Creeks

where it’s like it’s like this and then suddenly it opens up and it becomes big enough to swim in yeah I’ve done this

but I mean you’re talking about that’s what yeah I mean this is Rocky 4 you’re

training out in the mountains and he’s going to have you know team have a team behind me yeah yeah yeah yeah you’re the

Russian yeah uh so if I can

change we can all change yeah yeah yeah that’s how it’s gonna end um and I have brain damage in the

next episode did he yeah Rocky five ruins the whole thing oh really

okay um so there’s some new video that’s come out just in the last couple months

of a new Bigfoot video you probably saw that I did not haven’t been on Kick what

on like Bigfoot kick no no no I uh H did I seen this like a Harry Potter I might

have seen this I’m saying I haven’t been like yes I did see this uh but I I

yeah to me it looks like someone in a suit I would agree because it’s like uh

the way he’s squatted down and stuff I’m sure Co bear had something funny to say about

it guy that’s never going to get on Co down no I’m sure he

did I don’t know maybe Bigfoot would squat down if you thought a train was com yeah but I I think it looks like uh

suit in the way the person in the way that sits down I wouldn’t even believe that Co bear PR is hiding behind the

Muller report or something like that really put a fun spin on

it sorry Stephen uh well anyway that got a national news because

it was out there now the guy even shot it said it’s probably a guy in a suit but I mean that’s pretty elaborate yeah

oh so the guy who shot it claims like I’m not involved I didn’t orchestrate this no he think it’s fake he was on the

train and just saw it this dude was out here just trying to scare people yeah I mean I think it’s completely that makes

me even think it’s more fake like he knew to you know he knew a train went by

that and so it’s a pretty good hoax yeah it’s fun he I mean he was so far away

that so he’s hoaxing just For the Love of the Game this guy yeah it almost doesn’t even looks like a guy like

hunting gear you know like that a sniper yeah Gully suit Gilly suit yeah yeah

what if that Bigfoot just like gotten a fight with this wife or whatever and he’s like you know what I don’t even

care if they see me and he just went out and he just had to Bow off some steam out there on the side of the he’s like I don’t even care now I don’t even doesn’t

I don’t even care let him see me yeah yeah I like that he realizes what and

then he goes I shouldn’t be out here and he sits down we hide behind this little Bush he Blends in pretty good I told

you they in a cave yeah I mean I wish we could see more of the walk it seems like it must

have been a long walk to get out to where it’s at show us more of the mountain how far was that walk you know

yeah I mean it is amazing that big or they call Big Foots or big

feet I think oh I don’t know I think just big fooot even if it’s plural oh

plural is it like de feed sounds crazy I would think bigfoots bigfoots yeah

they’re never seen any I mean it’s so hard and then when guys just we out in the wide open in the middle of the day

they’re so you always think when some of them you’re like how does if you went to the train conductor and was like let’s

stop it let’s all go solve this once and for all we solve this one yeah yeah like

let’s go up to it yeah it takes a train so long to stop though and it looked like it was going a bridge or something

didn’t it uhhuh or maybe not no look you got to do some climbing and they’re

going to have to say all the well what if people get hurt and they sue it like yeah that stuff how can you not have

just a flat you know if you’re like if the strank goes if anybody does this

you’re on your own if you get hurt you cannot you know we’re all act normal but

you will pay your own bills like you know we’re trying to help as much as we can help but you know because then

because all the companies they talk about liability I don’t really know what you know they’re liable for this stuff

but how could you not just have a sign that says we’re not liable see a you

know there’s so much well they would never do that because they’re liable for like all this kind of stuff there have

some stuff right not responsible for lost items or stolen items on it they have signs like that they can wave

liability yeah yeah but then they but then they’re I always hate that in a hotel parking lot when the hotel says

not not liable if your car gets broken into in the night and it’s like why though this is your parking lot you

can’t give me some kind of safy we’re not even watching the parking lot just that means they’re not yeah yeah I think

they’re really encourag you don’t leave your luggage and stuff in the car take it in with you what if this train

stopped big feet came out of all the mountain and just rushed the train yeah

that’s what I want to see like when Bigfoot is finally exposed they’re like yeah we’re here and we’re taking over they’re like deer yeah there used to be

not that many of them and now yeah 30 million 30 million of them every mile down the interstate there’s another dead

dead big foot and we think justd yeah just hidden seven foot tall men with your car constantly and we think they’re

primitive but they got guns and they’re like ready to go yeah it’s a real

takeover you think they need guns you know I don’t know I don’t know if they need them but hurt could hurt

yeah yeah they would probably take them yeah yeah you got if you offered it to them

they’d be like oh sure yeah I’ll keep it on me yeah okay something goes down so

you just mean you’ve been so busy you had kept up with like the latest Bigfoot like the newsletters the last

few like any news stuff like I haven’t yeah I like Twitter I I don’t I I don’t

have that on my phone anymore and so and I don’t even know my uh I had a

different one too I don’t know my login and so it’s like I just haven’t any kind of like it’s been pretty good any kind

of upto-date kind of stuff I don’t really know what’s going on uh which has been nice

yeah so but I did see this so whatever that tells you yeah there was also just

a new lock Nest monster siding pretty good one I mean not as good as that but

usually it’s nothing and this one at least you can see something I do believe in the loch nest monster I don’t know if

I believe in these pict pictures I do believe in it yeah but why have they not just skimmed the whole lake I think it’s

a really it is a really big I think it’s harder to do than you think right there you can see it’s pretty I think it’s it

would take a lot of resources that they’re not willing to commit to find a mythical creature you know so like

there’s a new documentary that’s coming out I think next year and they just saw

I guess something while they were out there and they didn’t get video of it but they uh now I guess you you can

clict DNA of the water and send it to some place in Colorado to find out what it is Colorado’s really got the scoop on

it all huh I guess so I guess so so they uh man that’s a goodlooking picture right there yeah looks like alligator

it’s like a hippo yeah it says he took these pictures in 2018 but he was afraid of public ridicule so he’s been holding

on to them for five years I think it was a woman that took it well and now she’s fine yeah she’s like I guess now the

public will be more receptive this they need to know about it yeah cuz as time goes on we’re less likely to

ridicule yeah yeah yeah I think the world has got

more ridicule like you should have released it five years ago yeah well anyway they sent off this DNA to this

lab in Colorado and they said it came back algae based which is so funny to me

because feel like they just collected some algae yeah but they were all excited they’re like oh okay tells it’s it’s you know he’s an algae based mon

Monster uh they like act they spun it to make it seem like algae based as opposed to like a carbon based here what yeah

here’s what I believe happens when you do that when you send it off then that facility gets it sits it on a table and

they go and then they Google where the lake is and there’s no and it doesn’t even

really matter and then they go where big you know and they really are not doing anything they’re just it’s people in the

room going we’re a scientist and we this person has give me $100 to do this and then I mail a letter back and I go algae

based that’s what my aquarium is what do I care and then then the people go oh

algae based alga B I agree because I don’t know what you know to me that sounds like because if you can do that

how can you not scan that Lake because it’s harder than if you can take DNA

from a lake how can you not scan it to

well I think you have to get like close to where you actually saw it I know but just go take a thing over it like a

printer and just scan it you can scan a whole document you can scan a

picture you can you can why not just like a giant printer that just go

over miles of park your car in the driveway why can’t you land on the moon that’s the

same analogy that’s not the same analogy you said you scan a picture so you are we not scanning moon or something don’t

they scan the moon and like show the surface of the Moon or what do you mean by scan like just show check it out you

know how you see a 3D thing of like when they show a drawing of How deep the ocean is here’s how deep the ocean goes

and they show you where it goes how do you know how deep it goes I they do then

then that’s fine then you can’t do it well the depth might be one of the easier things to figure out well you

drop a see how long it falls or run yeah or something on a string or something oh

yeah you have a string that’s 5050 miles long it’s not 50 miles deep dude it’s I

think the deepest they can go is like seven or eight miles and I think uh it goes deeper you about the like the ocean

yeah but if they can figure out how deep the ocean is why can’t you just scan this one Lake loch nest it its deepest

point is 755 feet so they know so that’s not even that deep it’s the second

deepest lake in Scotland wow that’s not the first deepest so this how deep I

mean yeah so about 7 about 755 ft how many miles 126 fathoms 5,280 miles what

is fath a feet is a mile according to George Washington yeah fathoms yeah

5,280 feet easy number to remember it’s 14% 14% of a mile I don’t know what a

fathom is though what’s a that said 128 fathoms which sounds awesome yeah fathom

is a unit of length equal to six feet huh that’s so that’s a why don’t we use that fathom is I’m I’m about a fathom

tall you’re about a fathom tall yeah yeah Dusty is about half a I’m half a fathom according to you guys I’m a half

a fathom yeah uh but if that’s the second Roll Tide

brother yeah yeah fa that’s a good uh fathom is fun fathom fortnite we need

to start pulling this stuff out you know what I mean not talk about knots no

heard it but people say knots in like Aeronautics yeah or

natics oh yeah yeah like in the water yeah slightly more than one mile

oh so what’s the even the point anyway yeah I think that um yeah I think

it I don’t think they can really I mean like some but you do 3D I mean they have you’re you’re mapping the whole world is

mapped the whole world is M they got a Google car that drives up

to around the whole United States of America we can show you every street in

America so you can’t make one of those to go underground harder just like that sub

know but your answer but that’s what mean their answer can’t be well water’s well that’s going be a little bit tougher how do you wake up at he goes

how do you wake up at night yeah what is that Kramer when he goes telling time telling time what about night well

night’s a little tough look at this here’s a 3D rendering of lock Nest right but even if you did that this is what

you’re talking about right yes but you want to include all like the fish and everything in it yeah I mean just maybe

type in a big thing type in a giant object is there a wellike creature

swimming around maybe if that pops up what if there’s caves under there that they don’t know about well that then

that that you can keep exploring that you could be like all right maybe there’s there is caves and that’s why we don’t know but if it’s like we scan this

entirely so there it is you did that and so if you do that you can’t

also have some kind of something sonar something that beeps and

goes like hey there’s a well over there we can see if there’s sharks in Welles and like we go and can track them I know

we don’t have a tracker on it but I feel like there has been sonar that they is beeped and they think it might be

something well who would who would be doing this I don’t know maybe just any

of our the governments any of the money that they’re us I mean do something used

for any of the fun stuff yeah yeah do some fun stuff I don’t see what else again what else is being solved would

there be a reason would there be a reason though that they wouldn’t want to know about a Lo Ness monster well I mean

I don’t know no there could yeah maybe the there yeah if you want to go down that road but I’m saying but I mean is

there though I don’t I’m not saying there is but I mean you know because if we have all this technology

why would they not want to just go all right it’s not real it’s not in there yeah I don’t I I think it because

they’re I think people just they I the the where that decision gets

made that those people are not talking about the luckus monster and so that’s what I think that’s why I don’t think it

gets done because whoever could put money into this is just their

their their days are full of just you know making bad decisions and yeah

choosing to do stuff otherwise they’re not talking about the lockness monster because they honestly they don’t have time to talk about the loch nest monster

so they don’t they don’t think well no one cares about the loch nest monster it’s because they don’t live in a reality where you go no we’re all

talking about the Lo moner every day well it’s like people people that live

around we can’t get past it people that live around this Lake say that they’ve spotted it you know yeah again I know

but this like Bigfoot like there has to be you could you can’t tell me we we sent out i’ been like look here’s 30

guys you’re our Bigfoot team whatever you need you can have we want full proof

of a Bigfoot why not go figure it out either because it’s not real or it’s you

know it’s uh I think Bigfoot’s different right because if this thing is supposedly in this Lake then it’s like

what you’re saying we have all this tracking we have all this scanner we have the rendering of the like why not

go in there and just be like all right it’s not it’s not in here we’ve officially uh can tell you that it’s not

in here yeah why not just do that yeah I mean if they did the enthusiasts would

be like you don’t know it’s a giant Lake there’s no way you could scan that whole lake I don’t know if you could ever

convince somebody of that it’s also hard to justify the funding for that I’m guessing if you’re elected official I

don’t see how there’s a lot of funding for things that doesn’t make a lot of sense yeah there’s I mean if you really think this is funding people could get

behind easy this I honestly believe people would get because they’d be like at least I’ll get a c something done

right like this is the thing I’m telling you when they go when you give all this money to cancer and all this stuff and nothing is getting it feels like we’re

getting nowhere but if I were running against you I’d make you look like a loon dude I don’t think go yeah you want

to get 50 million to go find a unicorn I’m trying to solve real problems over there then what your plan to solve it

cuz you don’t solve it I’m actually going to show you that I can solve a problem well we got cross the Lock N

monster off the list it’s a thing that’s congats the healthare system’s failing I mean you’re wasting time searching for

fairies and leprechauns yeah but no money the healthc care you’re Ireland yeah you’re uh you’re you’re just

putting money in wasting money into like who knows is sending money anywhere you’re just otherwise you’re just sending money to pointless things that

we keep coming to at least I’m trying to solve real problems but you’re not because every every election is well let

me tell you how I can solve nothing has actually ever been completely like it’s nothing like I want to just

show you something that’s marked off that goes the bottom we’re get this is the this is where you were starting yeah

JFK stuff you could be like we’re gonna get done with like I’m gonna solve the JFK here’s the stuff it is solved it is

done and then that’s stuff JK Loess monster if they could say there is a less Monster Imagine the tourism that

could come to this area right now there’s tourism off of a conspiracy of a

lot not might kill it if they go and there is no lockness monster that’s the

other thing you don’t want to reveal that it’s not there cuz in that and they might not let them go so I could see

they go no you’re not allowed to go do it because maybe you do want the myth of this thing like it’s it’s fun to say

it’s there or whatever they could solve stuff but what if we found out there were a whole species of these things and

then that famous photo was now 90 years old yeah what if there was a whole

species and we could you know start breeding them and have them in zoos and

Aquariums and now it’s suddenly a new animal that we’ve discovered you know in the 2000s to be like look what we did

look at this uh great achievement is the belief that it’s only one thing or is it

like Bigfoot where it’s a bunch of them well that’s why my point is they call it the Lock Ness monster or Nessie Ness

Nessie yeah yeah she would have to be dead now yeah I was going to say we can just if it was there it’s it’s probably

gone but what if there were multiple what if you find the body of it what’s the oldest animal that’s ever lived a

turtle right 200 years old like 200 years old so this have they been talking about loch nest for that photo is 90

years old they think that might be a circus or not a circus but just an elephant that they

let uh in the water I don’t believe any of the videos and pictures but I believe

accounts of people that say they’ve seen things yeah but the only thing with that is like you do you can hear stuff and

see St like if you go out if you’re out in the woods on your own you’re going to hear whatever your mind wants you to

hear yeah if you want to see a Bigfoot I you can you can go see a Bigfoot because

your mind is just it’s the brain is insane I I do think there’s something in

these like some mystery in these lakes and oceans that we don’t know about I I agree too I mean there we know nothing

about the oceans yeah I’m going to to point to you guys because I’m reading this that the University of Copenhagen

has been tracking a shark in the waters of the Arctic that they believe is between 272 and 512 years old first of

all that’s a huge range for age who knows how old this thing is but if we’re able to

track a random shark in the ocean surely we can just track down and

find an individual thing you gotta catch it they caught it and then put a tracker on it I know that but they found they

found this they found it well if we catch the likess monster we shouldn’t lose him you think we’ll tag it and

throw it back in yeah like it’s a bass I just don’t think you how would you not already found it like I just there’s

something that’s tells me they don’t want you to go look for it because it’s is the the whole town is built on this

if I went to the less you know if you it would all just go away there’s a clam named Ming who

lived to 507 years old and then a 2006 marine biologist

accidentally killed Ming by prying open the shell how do you accidentally kill him

by you accidentally Pride open his shell I think you just mix it in with like your lunch that day or something by accident and just you’re like oh man

that was Ming was that killed by Ming how would he not Ming was the name of the CL I’d like to know the name of the

scientist that killed Ming well Sayan accidentally killed it you pried it open

so that’s you know and then hey why don’t you just grab another clam and go oh that wasn’t mean

yeah exactly yeah how you g to tell yeah I mean it’s like uh yeah I

mean there’s some mystery out there and I you know it’s like they you know they when did they we talked about this but

when they discovered the gorilla like the early 1900s or something it’s like

um we need our own Discovery for the this Millennium yeah the oceans uh 91% I

don’t know how they know this if they don’t know the species 91% of ocean species have yet been

classified and uh more than 80% of the ocean is unmapped unobserved and

unexplored so that could be a lot of stuff in there that’s what I’m saying maybe maybe % of the ocean this lake has

some cave connecting to the ocean and Loch Ness I think people don’t I think people don’t want to go look for stuff

too like you gotta if you really look at it to be in something to be to go map an

ocean is probably very boring and takes a lot of time a lot of money lot of

money I again I don’t know where money up to be you’re like but whatever it is

the money is if you know you it doesn’t make sense for like our Earth to be we’re all on this Earth we should all be

like let’s let’s let’s map the oceans let’s that’s my whole argument against space exploration it’s like 90% of the

ocean is not explored and we’re like let’s go to Mars do both I’m saying they’re doing both I know but I know

what it means it’s like let’s let’s figure out these these o we have to leave Earth at some point though why

really because the Sun is going to explode this is yeah but that’s in

billions of years well at what point do we have to start thinking about I think we could map the ocean before we get I

think we just do what we do and then they’re and the ones that need to leave we’ll know how to leave it’s not for us

to like that’s the problem you’re trying to figure out a problem a billion years away well that’s a pointless problem at

some point you have to right I thought you were going to say our natural resources would run out well that’s part of it too but also maybe there’s more

there is an eventual like the sun will explode the sun will die it will swallow

the Earth yeah well we got some time that one all over the place we do have time yeah but how many planets out there

in the universe have there been where they they just died off because they didn’t they didn’t so far that you’re

not that you’re forgetting about people that are that the problems that are right now right yeah what do they say don’t put the cart before the horse you

know what I mean your and your cart is way ahead yeah you can’t even find the

you just brought the cart left the horse back there and they go well who’s going to carry this right you got to look forward and you go well the sun’s going

how’s your Lightyear been you know what I mean you got to look how’s your Lightyear been yeah that’s good if you

want to help the people out that are going to have to solve this you need to go solve you need to just be the master

of asigned master of our own domain Abol you need to just let’s know everything about our world who cares about what the

future is let’s have the answers for this absolutely but I mean what you your answers about the future are all like

kind of like guesses what if we could actually give you a no that’s the thing nothing is fun in solving the actual

problem that we need now you don’t think it’s fun trying to figure out how to go to a different planet set up shop on

Mars very very fun yeah and a child would think like that that it goes all

right well here’s your fun ideas on how to get to another planet uh uh what’s our oceans well I know oceans are dark

and I don’t like them what if under ocean civilization down there and they actually have all the space technology

that we and there yeah what if well and the key was right here all along yeah guess what what if the when the sun when

the sun explodes why would we not want to just go live underwat yeah it’ be nice and cool down there yes exactly

yeah plenty of salt for the dogs to lick you know what I mean yeah why would you not figure that

that’s the same thing as living on space or another planet you got to breathe but it’s much easier we can work on this

problem and you know how many people can work on it everybody all of us because though there’s the water yeah even he

believes there’s an ocean yeah exactly we got everybody everybody’s on board

everybody’s on board with it okay all right well because because you know

because there’s I there the money is better used in a make believe like cuz

you the more I can go raise money everybody can see the ocean so if you’re trying to raise money everybody’s like

well there’s the ocean but if I go all right but there’s Mars and there’s all this stuff that only this person knows

and you get to believe in that person then and go like oo that person’s saying a lot of stuff that I’ve never heard and

I bet they’re right and I like them so yeah go do that solve how to get to Mars let’s walk into NASA and go listen we’re

shutting it down all of you now focus on the oceans you’re now called noo yeah

you’re going to focus inwardly inwardly inal ocean what is NASA National ocean

space and organization yeah ocean space I like that NOA no National ocean space

National oce ocean space ocean space yes no space though we we got rid of space

well it’s like the ocean the space of ocean what does a stuff ocean stuff yeah

ocean stuff National ocean stuff association association

no no you go organization yeah yeah well but not organization we just do National

ocean stuff ocean and you say ocean again because then once you get to the

ocean yeah once you get to the ocean stuff then everybody goes well something

space has got to come out and you go no ocean again we’re doubling down yeah we

only do ocean stuffff and we’re the national we’re the national we’re thetion

uh National ocean sea ocean just to you know so we’re all bodies ofce sea ocean

yeah so it’s like all bodies of water uh while you’re looking that up

what you tell us about a hellofresh Dusty oh I’d love to hello folks to hellofresh with

hellofresh you get fresh pre-portioned ingredients and seasonal recipes delivered skip trips to the grocery

store and count on hellofresh to make home cooking easy fun and affordable

that is why it’s America’s number one meal kit the holidays are right around the corner and hellofresh can take the

stress out of dinner by delivering everything you need to cook up tasty meals right to your door saving you tons

of time quick and easy recipes and 15minute meals can get a tasty dinner on

the table and less time than it takes to get takeout and or delivery plus it’s

25% cheaper than than takeout so that’s that’s good I had a great experience with hellofresh I ordered the

familyfriendly selection and that’s exactly what we got that is true the parmesan chive chicken and potatoes were

delicious the cooking directions were clear and simple and in the end we loved how the flavors complemented each other

the zucchini P casserole pan is it Pan the zucchini yes pan casserole was the

perfect Hardy dish on a rainy day my toddler loved it my wife wrote These

actually so it’s it’s from it’s from the heart here hellofresh even sent us pizza dillas a lunch and steak a lunch and

snack combo I’ve had a lot of coffee and I can’t read we were able to make the

food and keep it in the fridge for when my kids wanted it after nap

time we liked how hello we liked how we liked how fresh the produce is at

hellofresh and the serving sizes were perfect for my growing family go to hellofresh.com Nate and

Nate oh okay go to hellofresh.com natef free

and use code Nate landf free for free breakfast for

life I’m the worst reader of all time I’m sorry no zini py one breakfast item per box while

subscription is active uh that’s free breakfast forlife at hellofresh.com

nfree with code Nat landf free America’s number one meal kit there it is might be

the first ad where they go y’all did too long yeah that’s what I was thinking you

don’t have to read everything zucchini pie hello fresh reaches out of go let’s cut it down a little bit zucchini well

that way if they hit the 30 second skip button they’ll still get a little taste at the end that’s right oh they yeah

they a few taste they yeah they’re going to think the podcast should be titled hello

fresh zucchini pie uh so in Indonesia there is a remote

island called samatra and there’s a creature called the Waring pinck and

it’s kind of uh supposedly mixed between like a a monkey and a human and for for

over hundred years local villagers different people tribes have said that they’ve spotted this thing and these

I’ve seen this video these guys on this motorcycle were out riding and this is kind of recent and there’s video of them

like and they see the thing running uh it’s wild that’s a spear in its hand uh

oh really oh man yeah now I mean I think it knocked one of the guy it’s this

video’s wild um I mean it’s hard to see watch this yeah there he is he looks back the

guy kn down and then they kind of take off they see him a little bit more there he is

running and then if you’re listening to home just go and then he runs into the then he runs in the High Grass he’s gone

yep so what about that interaction you would think this is anything other than a human that just looks totally like a

human being to me it runs really fast yeah just like an uh uncontacted tribe guy okay kind of got

lost that’s what it looks like to me is he naked oh yeah well they wear a little loin

cloth but you know they don’t they have I mean to bring yeah to bring Lebanon into this

naked that’s why I don’t think we are that had like we are that deep into science and stuff I don’t think they let

us because of that just every smart Southern person we got we got just a guy

going was he naked and you’re like dude we’re trying to solve like real stuff man and then that just gets sets us back

it sets us back and they’re like can’t walk this guy out to talk to the world

about I think we found an untouched alien he was

naked and they the whole universe is what this guy’s in charge go we’re g

listen to him yeah that’s true now I read the comments on YouTube people say

it’s fake but uh I don’t know not everybody that’s what the comments you

break down the comments I read the comments typical stuff they said fake so

here we are I’ve seen this video I don’t know I I don’t know what it is but um I don’t think it’s a human it made me want

to go ride those dirt bikes yeah that looked fun yeah that’s what I thought I was like you know I’ve never WOTE a dirt

bike and I was like thing’s fun yeah you could wear a helmet I like anything with a helmet yeah yeah especially if you

took your dog your dog probably sniffed for a while after that thing went into the grass like that yeah that would be I

don’t know you you’d have to to keep it uh you know maybe get one those like

ebikes probably take one of those would even be better that we’re not doing an ad but it’s if you took one of those and

rode it right not as fast right for you know you don’t think on some remote

island there could be something that we’ve never encountered po yeah yeah but

there’s a bunch of stuff we haven’t seen yet yeah I bet there’s more prob we need to leave here and go to Mars

yeah we don’t even know everything what we go tell Mars about us when we get there Mars is like how’s your oceans

we’re like well we only know about 10% we didn’t do the mo because with oceans where all the good stuff’s at you think when we when we meet Mars the first

thing you’re GNA go dude tell us about your oceans they don’t have a lot of water we’ve been to Mars there’s nobody

there we barely been there yeah yeah that is yeah we sent a robot

yeah we went to that’s like going to Earth and being like well I drove the old cre no one else is on Earth you’re

like it’s a whole earth it’s a whole world okay that’s true they could be on the other side and Mars is bigger than

Earth right a good bit bigger no smaller is it smaller how much smaller how much where how many I’ll say two-thirds of

Earth all what is that even mean how many how many Americans can fit in Mars

Mars is only slightly more than half the size of Earth so you could land in the Grand Canyon of Earth and ride your

Rover around and be like there’s nobody around nobody yeah you got see the sky

how are we going to move all some people ain’t moving yeah and

we’re going to need to know about the oceans that’s why you’re already because you want to when they start moving people you’re like well I said from the

beginning yeah where’s all the we should be moving yeah unfortunately I don’t think those are the people that are

going to get an opportunity to leave it’s just going to be yeah when is the billions couple billions of years and

we’re planning it now well only no I’m saying I think we should I mean at what point do we need to think about it in

4.5 billion years the sun will die and our solar system will not survive it D

that’s so funny do you know that I’d say in four in four billion years arrogance to think we could solve something that a

society one billion years from now they would still use our uh at what point do

you get started in four billion years yeah yeah yeah I that five 500 million years

I think right now it’s still like undiscovery Earth mode yeah and when you’re a a million years from now yeah

if you want to a million years from now you’re GNA still be like hey remember when I vented that uh wrench that’s

supposed to help the spaceship go to Mars and they’re like yeah we do remember that man thanks dude oh still

us using that aren’t you yeah we could have figured it out probably on our own because we’re you know we can breathe underwater now cuz we’re millions of

years different that’s what you think imagine if these cavemen were sitting around going we should invent something

like a wheel or something to get and they go come on dude you know but think about where that wheel’s taking us now

but what if they were like we won’t need the wheel for another 4.5 billion years but I’m saying you invent the will for

the time being you don’t if if a caveman goes hey I’m building this will so when

we have to move to another planet you’d be like well you’re obnoxious and annoying and not solving the problems we

have right now but what if also by getting started you’re doing the most amazing thing human beings have ever

done do you think there’s any value in going let’s do the most amazing thing that’s ever been done there is for the people that are on the Earth right now

and for the future so but but if you if you’re skipping ahead and you’re really mentally thinking about the end goal the

end thing like well let’s get started because then we can use this for Mars that I believe is arrogant and that I

believe is this is AR not you’re saying I’m not saying yeah I don’t mean it by you at all but that thought

process is ridiculous I think to be like well that’s the same thing where they go if we have so many problems here let’s

solve the problems here and not worry about this other kind of stuff I get

your like whatever you could be going to you could be doing this stuff but they solved the will for them and then the

right and then the will we still the will I can’t say it but they we still use it today like obviously that’s yeah

that’s changed everything but if they would have said we’re going to make this now for cars and then only thought about

well what how can we use this for a car well now you’re you’re like to the the cart in front of the horse thing you’re

so far you can’t even solve a problem now because if you like if you the first will would not have worked on a car but

if they were trying to make it for this imag like it’s something you can’t even imagine you don’t even know what Mars

looks like so if you’re trying to be like well this is a thing that’s going to used for Mars one day I’m sure everything will be used for

as it goes forward just just dominate your time on Earth let’s put it on the calendar yeah 4.5 billion years and then

we’ll start to pay attention to it I’m all for space exploration though a lot of other stuff could happen asteroid

could hit Earth right the din get wiped out right I’m not saying you don’t go see this stuff but if everything isep if

you’re if you’re if everything you’re solving right now it’s like be awesome at your time when your time is here be

the best at your time create things going forward if if we are if what if the cure for cancer is at the bottom of

the ocean it probably is you know what I mean yeah what if it is and we’re like

out here looking at space what if it’s on Mars dud but it’s like if you were like saying like I’m when someone invents something and they’re trying to

invent something for here’s the invention of if I’m trying to make people that are deaf be able to hear and

I want the people on Earth that are de that technology probably can be used to

look at Mars sure but I mean but solve it for the deaf people don’t start thinking like just

skip the deaf people and be like I know but it’d be more noble if you were really saying that you just said we should move cancer research to find the

L Ness monster and go down in our oceans hey I think you I think we have the

money for a lot of things yeah so you could project you could go do it I the

lockness monster thing is just to be like just show me that you will solve something yeah nothing is being solved

if you’re only attacking problems that can really never be solved except with time well then that money is just like

or whatever your time and investment is just being like kind of lost and if everybody’s doing that I’m not saying

you don’t have some people doing that but if everybody’s doing that then no one’s ever getting to the end of

something so nothing is really getting solved it feels like no one’s just going like hey man that thing is over so

you’re all of our brain and lo is I’m not saying saying you go do it for the lockness monster but it’s like just show

me that you can solve something if you the technology you could use to solve

the answer of a Lochness Monster I would imagine would be pretty good technology

for Mars or wherever you go go you can go track down like whatever it is going

track down a planet if you can’t track down an we don’t even if you don’t know the answer of your own Planet how can you not you I mean you don’t know the

answer of the planet you’re on tell me Mars ain’t going around fast than lock if you go see an alien and they and you

go to the alien you go do you know everything that exists on your planet they’re going to go yeah why would we not know everything that exists on our

planet we’re going to go well there’s a lot of stuff that people wonder I just don’t know why you can’t do both I think

we are because we’re you’re not doing both though the answer this stuff is not getting solved the lockness stuff is not getting solved you can go read all your

articles about the future that you want that’s all make it’s all like if this happens and this happens and this like

it’s all that kind of stuff so I’m just saying there feels like there’s a lot more people thinking about the future

than there is about the present and the thing is you need to be dominant in the present the present is what sets up the

future we need them the cavemen to make the will just for them to get their things around I don’t need them to make

the will to think about the car I need them to make the will to get their family food and that’s it well what I’m

saying is now in 2023 we have a lot of us have our basic needs met we can

afford to start thinking long term about the but you can’t keep bringing up problems like the world toilet you can’t

the toilet you like that like that thing or like any other you can’t keep bringing up these things of being like

well there’s homeless and there’s hunger all right that then it’s not solved if it’s if if these either they’re

unsolvable and we need to have to somewhat yeah move on like figure this

out we’re getting clogged into this system to be like you can’t move forward it’s like getting stuff off your list

like if if you want to go have a I’m trying to work on it now like I like we talked about before like sitting in

silence like really knocking something off your list if I need to go work out or need to go run in the morning if I

need to go do this I need to if it’s if it’s I and I’m not good at it I’m just learning but I have to get it done and

then I don’t think about it the rest of the day but if I’m thinking about it the rest of the day it becomes an overwhelming thing I then don’t want to

do it and then I can then talk myself into going I’m just gonna go to McDonald’s I’ll start tomorrow all that kind of stuff that happens in the real

that if that can happen to me I’m no different than a science scientist is not God they’re just people so they’re

going to have the same emotions and feelings uh that anybody else would have so you would just go all right well you

know we got homeless everywhere we got all this stuff and you’re like yeah that doesn’t bog you down and you’re going to

sit and go oh well we need electric cars yeah man but like I can’t really focus

on electric cars when I’m getting every light I stop at I’m getting asked for money like is there’s something to this

you need to clean it up you know you know what I mean like there’s of course there’s going to be people that can do it you got to delegate you can do all

the things let’s pay the homeless to look for big fot I mean that’s one that’s one of the

better ideas I’ve ever heard yeah and because that’s fun yeah I would go out

there with them allocate some government funds you could say you would say if you again if your taxes went to like you’re

like all right I like sometimes the the world is we’re the the

the uh I the everybody on Earth humans are not dumb they’re not dumb but you

get talked to very dumb right and so you they end up going they use so many words and they make so much laws and all this

stuff be so big that no one could ever go through any of this stuff and so no one can just see what you’re like well

what’s the money going to it’s like kind of this we’re say this but then it’s going to 50 other things and then you

all you hear is like we’re trying to find Mars and you go well I’ll go to that well what is that look like that

looks like a bigger thing than just going to that looks insane yeah and

you’re you know it’s like a giant giant thing and if you want to just write it off as going yeah the money’s gonna go

to Mars okay if the money’s going to go to that toilet is it going to give a family that’s what I mean if if you’re

gonna well I give money to Derek for what they do with God and they give to

they go to Africa but I’m there he’s I’ve given money to like uh there’s

water in this town yeah and I can see the water in the town and the people are going there has to be a version of that

with everything that you can’t just go well it’s a bunch of stuff you don’t understand well there’s a point that I have to maybe if we don’t understand it

we shouldn’t be going that far ahead yeah like go go far enough to where you should be able to always explain it back

like that’s almost everything that you should look for should be like well can you explain it to a a regular person

that’s not in your field that’s an Einstein quote Einstein said the exact same thing oh really about about see

there you go nailing it what about like uh a private company

though like Elon Musk yeah he can do whatever I mean you can go anybody can go do whatever they want to go do I’m

not I don’t care what people do I’m just but Elon Musk made Teslas you’re seeing

Teslas whatever you want to say about it it’s like we needed electric cars there’s an

electric car I can ride an El like and he’s and he’s move forward like whatever

it is something got Sol yeah like if there you know he has that whatever else he’s trying to I don’t you know how

about SpaceX and he’s trying to go to Mars and stuff then he can go to Mar I’m not saying you can’t go to Mars I don’t

think he takes you know it’s just it’s his money right that’s right that’s what I’m asking so it’s like if it’s your money I’m not here to tell you how to

spend it I’m just saying there it gets very loose but we could use an ocean

we could use an we should yeah and maybe we know more about the ocean than we maybe there’s a reason at least just come out and go you know why we’re not

going for the ocean because we generally think there’s nothing down we’ve looked at where we think there would be stuff

and it just would be a wasted resource to go look but give the answer and maybe they’re afraid of Awakening the great

octopus down there and uh and they find out that they’re highly intelligent and they do take over well they did just

find I think you’re SE that quote uh two octopus City um kind of made by octopus am I saying I

don’t know what plural octopi octopi or octopuses either one works um so there

is some crazy stuff going on in the oceans see that’s what I’m saying maybe they’re like listen we get down there and start messing around with them

they’re gonna be like well we’ll start coming up there I me yeah every time we go to the ocean we come back with something yeah I mean I mean the look at

this guy we don’t every time we’re down there going all right I’ll go look we’re like well look what we found you tell me

this guy doesn’t have some wisdom yeah he could tell us those things have been around for a long time yeah why don’t we

try to make them be able to talk that’s what I’m saying yeah what about this we will at NOA yeah exactly exactly noo

noo National ocean sea ocean yeah I like stuff ocean stuff stuff is f National

ocean stuff ocean no no I don’t I feel like the other o should be National o

ocean stuff obviously obviously yeah that’s what it is that’s what it is

National ocean stuff obviously obviously put a little comma in there ocean stuff only oh

oh that’s why he went that’s why you need college it is because they come up

with stuff like get these words National o ocean stuff only we’re not even doing

right only and people try to bring in other stuff and we go not till we’ve explored all the I don’t care about the

weather the Ness that we’ll make that exception obviously the Loch Ness yeah some Lake stuff we do some Lake

stuff a little we do a little Lake water related yeah water related yeah we’re

mainly ocean yeah we’ll go check out obviously people wants to go look at some Lakes we’ll go look at some Lakes

it’s got to be at least a knot deep though you know and uh ASL fathom yeah

asls which is another Division and some Lake stuff and so we have a

smaller on top of noo we have a smaller as LS and that that branch is what do

y’all do we do and some we do some Lake stuff what was luk G Z’s ALS no so we

won’t make it we won’t make it a so get rid of this SLS

SLS so SLS NOA noo and SLS some like

stuff they make it one long one no so and then and then do Al LS

attach SARS what do we call it uh we’re call it slar s l a RS slar that’s some

lake and river stuff yeah cuz we we do yeah we’re do river no s and slar can

almost do sleigh some Lake and all right never mind yeah yeah why

it’s tough yeah the W is tough some lakes and yeah yeah and and why why are

we here yeah all right what about this I like SARS though slar sounds like you’re you know you’re struggling to say it

yeah and I would in my whole I’m going to do a Dusty call back because this is the day of the dusty call back yeah I’m

not trying to preach anybody I’m just this is me just like I’m kind of thinking out loud so I can’t control

those thoughts they were just going I’m just asking a question sure I want it just be dumbed down to me yeah let’s

figure out how to find everything on Earth the idea that we think we’ve got it all figured out out or we’re just not

going to explore it is unacceptable we got a lot of people without a lot of unemployment let’s put them to work yeah

just get some funding and be like hey if you’re unemployed bot that would be yeah that’s look you there is no unemployment

Rick Shaw driver unemployment is your Finding Bigfoot that’s what we call the new unemployment oh sure you want to be

homeless you’re finding Bigfoot yeah we’ll set you up with a tent you can camp anywhere you want anywhere you want

want we’re gonna have 7% of the population looking for bigfoot at all times that’s a ton yeah it’s a bunch of

people and you’re going to get them out in the woods you know so we you know it’s not well there’s a organization

called seti search for extraterrestrial intelligence we can’t but I mean but my

point is that’s the same thing that’s real they make coolers too real yes but

even looking for aliens like we we have submarines you don’t have space

spaceship it cost why would you choose the thing that cost you is it a a

billion hundred million doll a lot of money every one prob were just blow at

first and then you get to Mars and you find it and then you melt the water on Mars the Frozen Frozen water that’s on

Mars you melt that and then you can separate the hydrogen and the oxygen you can make fuel from that so it’s going to

cost less money eventually but if we’re if we have the technology of all this of map Reading and all this why would we

not be using it on the oceans and we already invented submarines I give you those Diamond dozen he go submar he goes

what do you want this like a penguin he goes the guy that sells Penguins is like what do you want a submarine I’ll give

you a submarine the submar yeah he go like a Honda I got too much I got too

many submarines how many do you want that’s what I’m saying yeah make Mars come to us yeah you know make Mars Go

the whole point is to get farther away from the Sun oh Mars is like we’d like to see what’s going on on our best move

is just to hop over a planet what about go to the Moon well that’s a good place to start start right what’s the they’re

going to go the by in a million years when they’re still reading our books

apparently uh that we wrote because thank goodness we they go well let’s go back can you imagine they’re going to go

let’s go back four billion years ago we’re laying the foundation that’s the a guy that went to Notre Dame wrote you

have a biological drive to pres prob need to leave this planet you don’t feel any resp do you

this genuine question okay I’ll give it do you care at all whether Humanity

continues to exist down the line in definitely it’s hard it’s it’s hard to

really wrap you like you can say you do and I don’t know if anybody can that’s

unimaginable I can’t even if you found out if I told you definitively a million years from now all humans are dead that

wouldn’t bum me out a little bit but you’re talking about 4.5 billion let’s let’s get there all right it would yeah

it would it would it would bump me out and it also wouldn’t because who am I to be thinking about a mill the people in a

million like you’re you just overly don’t think about anybody that’s around you I can impact what’s around me and

hopefully that impact will then translate into a million years that they these people are great people that are I

can just try to influence great people around me and then that influence can keep speding keep spreading and keep

growing and so that’s the thing that you could that you could hope for but no if

you think if you’re going to sit there and go like I’m bummed out about the the world ending in a million years I like I

don’t how do you even have a feeling for that how do you even emotionally have you I wouldn’t be bummed out by you

can’t even yeah you can’t even that I to me and I’m saying it’s not I’m not saying it like I’m saying it to you it

feels like a very me problem like it’s someone that’s not thinking about other

people you’re even though you think you’re think you’re thinking about the easiest people to think about the

farthest away which is like I get to care about people that I can’t even imagine their existence but then I get

to be like oh I care about these people as you’re looking at a person that has

problems you go but I’m thinking about an un a basically Loch Ness monster what

do you think people are going to look like in a million years what do you think the world is going to look you probably can’t imagine you’re already

you’re already sad for them and you can’t be sad for the people now that

seems crazy so no I don’t think I care for I think you again you can be sad for

the people now that’s the Luna you can’t but nothing that’s how Stuff doesn’t get solved is when you do both when you go

yeah you what’ you say 2050 tops I think everything’s gone by

then yeah and you’re not even bummed out about that and that’s a real

answer yeah yeah I think you can’t the you it’s only being worried about the

future if you want to talk about where anxiety comes from and all this stuff comes from it comes from problems that

are not here yeah that’s where it comes from it’s the person that’s in it is usually not like anxious I I don’t know

this I don’t know for sure but I’d imagine like you know when you can’t when you don’t have money to pay for your bills and you’re working two jobs

you ain’t you’re not anxious you don’t have the luxury right to worry about people from a million that’s so

arrogant that’s so crazy you never but you would think I want them to solve The Lochness Monster real quick no no I know

but I don’t I’m not saying you don’t go solve their problem but I’m saying at least this is a pro I’m giving you a

problem that can be solved right is in front of us and it’s right now versus is a problem that you can always come back

to me and tell me it can’t be solved right uh going to Mars is I I don’t know if we I will ever be alive I don’t know

if any of it we might not know this for 200 years if we can go to Mars or not

and then just one day be like never mind Pluto is not a planet yeah like you go

your whole life learning I I had that joke about it but you learn your whole life Pluto’s a planet just to like that

just a blink of an eye they go nope not a planet and you go oh okay well I mean I spent you know 15 years that’s how

long I was in school no but you know I spent forever yeah in school telling me

it was a planet and y’all just wiped it out that’s how heartless scientist yeah yeah it just goes away it just goes away

like it just seems you know like let’s let’s maybe I think humans will go to Mars in

our lifetime In Our Lifetime in in your lifetime yeah really I mean yeah I’m not

saying living there I’m saying the first person will go there well under Dusty’s

world you’re like yeah I mean we might go to Mars and if you’re listening I’m using quotation yeah we’re already there

we shot a movie there Matt Matt Damon shot a movie there he’s been on Mars group potatoes up there yeah he’s fine

yeah yeah I don’t know we might we might go to Mars I would not I hope not everybody’s looking for that I hope we

have more people looking at the stuff we need here you know that movie the people that we need looking to go to Mars won a

Comedy Award yeah that movie comedy or musical yeah it’s crazy there’s some good music in it I I

saw them win a Comedy Award and the directors were offended yeah at the

Golden Gloves the Golden Gloves whatever it was that I was watching his buddy was the what WR the screenplay yeah Drew

yeah but they seemed to be offended that they had won a Comedy Award because they was up against

uh uh probably some real comedies no uh what’s that movie about the financial movie the big big I don’t think that the

com comedy was offended that that movie was I think they were like they were like this was a more serious movie movie

this was not really a comedy I don’t know everything Matt Damon does is a little tongue and cheek you know what I mean always looks like he’s thinking

something more than what he’s saying it is a good movie yeah I liked it but I I didn’t think of it as a comedy either

let me share this because I’ve been trying to share it for the last hour this dude well if you have worked on

your problems with the time it was happening instead of pushing it off into the future do two things at once we

could I mean I’m older than any of you guys we could had the Loess monster solved when I was a kid if I just got on

it so got a predator on your shirt trying to figure out the deer and Leon

first yeah uh used to be a big deal when you

saw deer it was he goes I remember it’d be in the paper next day get up front

page of the paper about four deer last night in Mr Johnson’s front yard what all

dead so this Colonel Remy van Le he was a Belgian pilot in fighter a fought in

World War II broke the sound bear he’s kind of like our version of Chuck yger very well-respected guy he said he was

flying over the that’s all right I have no idea who Chuck gger is

that’s yeah he was drink no Chuck gger was he played he was in the Almond

Brothers a chuckg all right I’m sorry I forgot my audience here yeah

he’s G another guy I don’t know oh he’s good yeah he’s our he’s

like our Michael Jordan he’s our Michael Jordan he’s our Leonard skinnard yeah he’s like our generation is Humphrey

Bogart just to put it in context um anyway he was flying over the

Congo in Africa he said he saw a snake 50 feet long wow uh it had a head uh

three feet long two feet wide they took a picture of it then he told the helicopter fly back around get closer to

take a picture of it the the snake reared up 10 feet like it was going to attack the helicopter so they got out of

there so I’m I’m setting him up is he’s not some lunatic he’s a guy that was

very well respected and says he saw this giant snake in the Congo just another we

just don’t know what picture of it that’s it oh it’s hard to tell with that it could be a earth but yeah my point is

this guy you know he was very credible and we don’t know what’s out

there in the jungles either yes story yeah I love the yeah the

jungles is yeah that and that’s stuff is yeah what’s going on out there I mean we don’t know a lot of stuff King Kong

lived on Skull Island that was kind of based off of loosely based off the Gus G

I can’t say that word the island Galapagos where they have their own environment and Things Grow differently

there giant tortoises and there’s just maybe places out there I like that Skull Island King Kong Skull Island that was

great the movie yeah yeah but it’s he lived in a place where there were giant animals yeah because they had their own

environment and um there’s places in the world where they said everything’s smaller because there’s not enough food

to eat so over time they evolved and there’s baby pythons and baby elephants

or not baby they’re small miniature and Hobbits come from there right so things

can happen you know it could be giant things and parts of the world we don’t know

about all right I’m into it I mean I agree that’s what I’m saying is there a

lot more stuff too we didn’t really get to yeah yeah I guess we stop yeah we can

stop and try to combine with another because it is fun yeah yeah to talk about we add it up for another episode

or something yeah let’s just stop then yeah uh all right yeah and look anything

I said I don’t I don’t know what I’m saying I’m just asking question none of us know what we’re talking about no just

asking question it got heated a couple of times on this one and I like it you know I mean it got heated just you got

heated about swimming that’s about it yeah that’s about it yeah but uh well all right one time they got heated and

uh and I’m into it we had a lot of water talk here uh talk about swimming a lot

and then we have I feel like we make fun of it but with you here Aaron we do get

the into the college perspective which is how everybody else is uh hello you’re

College yall were in one building the whole College single room School single room

school I know every day know about naked people how many deer you see how many

deer they go they got I I saw 17 deer on

the way to school I’m in Manhattan yeah Auburn agriculture School

come to Middle Tennessee State University yeah they were doing some work there at Middleton C yes but I

think it is a good perspective of a college and I’m being honest that I didn’t mean this supposed to be a dumb

fun podcast but it’s uh I had a great time I had a great I had a great time too I’ll add it to myh end of year aing

of grievances yeah oh yeah I always put Nate’s aing of grievances yeah during

festivas yeah but we got noo I mean a lot came out of this honly some

lake and river stuff and I think there should be a bit of a Organization for homeless people tracking down Bigfoot I

mean that is we got that too yeah sometimes you got to weed through what is it hard to get a diamond one of those

things if you’re listening that was Dusty and Nate they were on board with that it’s hard to get a diamond it’s hard to get a diamond I am on board with

it and I think a lot of homeless people will be on board with it too that’s fun I think I would volunteer for it yeah if

you go we’ll give you this amount of money give them supplies supplies yeah food weapon of some kind no well yeah

you could give them we train them but I don’t if you’re dropping them way deep in the jungle or whatever yeah give them

a weapon dropping yeah paratrooping out of a plane yeah

yeah we’re just throwing homeless people out of an airplane with the parachutes I mean

don’t be ridiculous don’t be yeah

I mean I feel like you lot you know a lot of times you’re searching for something and that’s what kind of leads

you down that path right now you’re literally going to be searching for something and then they you know we we

we we’ make sure that everybody’s taken care of I don’t know this one might not need

to come out because we’ll feel the vibe maybe we’ll do one before we release this episode we do one we do one we do

one call Tuesday night everybody’s still cool with all this we releas it for an hour and then reevaluate yeah uh yeah we’ll release it

to because there’s all the people that listen to it very early they’re gonna be our sample audience yeah that’s our Core group that

we they can we can they can let us know like hey was it everything was all right right like you know and they’re like

yeah yeah you’re all right are they’re like you know I don’t know it doesn’t matter we’re just trying to be fun uh

and nothing’s funner than making homeless people go find big uh well you know I would like to say

I’m talking about paying them you know there’s a compensation you’re not a real job they don’t and Newman with the Rick

Shaw I mean that’s it is it is that they don’t have to do it we’re not saying it’s but it’s it’s like if you want to

get paid I just think it’s a fun it’s a job it’s you would offer it to people to

go like you know the way people go to uh they study abroad it’s kind of that

yeah very similar so you’re offering it to they go spend a semester looking for

bigfoot looking for bigfoot I just think if I were homeless and I were like man I’d love to get out of you’re still hom

the W I’d love to get out of being homeless and then somebody comes along with an opportunity uh and an

adventure I’d take it am I going to have a home now no you’re going to be in the jungle maybe after you be the next Neil

Armstrong I mean if you were the guy that found Bigfoot yeah I I had a joke about that like uh a long time ago

something I was like imagine being like like watching the big uh watching the Bigfoot hunting shows like oh yeah my

joke was like I watch it because it’s fun and there’s a chance the world will be different because it like it would

always be like if they come on and said we have Bigfoot yeah it’s everybody’s

got to be like well it’s different and there’s proof and there’s you know yeah like that’s even the aliens if they come

and go here’s an alien body that’s why probably except for when the Mexican government did that not long ago exactly

but it was proven that it fake but it was has it been yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they said it wasn’t real pretty quickly

oh okay I thought they were like this is but see that’s even the Mexican Government they did something yeah you know what I

mean I’m on board with it I’m on board with I’m on board with in fact they had

some fun and we saw where our money went to and it went to pay and it could have probably used the better more money to

pay for a better the one that would have lasted a better fake body than what they

did so be disappointed if I was a Mexican that my tax money went to such a

bad body they they learned from it

yeah I think your taxes should go to some pretty fun stuff you should be able to see some stuff see some results I

like it yeah throw us a surprise party every year yeah don’t tell us the date go everybody

gets one everybody gets one everybody gets his day off we tell you a week before yeah mhm and it floats around you

never know when it is but man you’re happy when it I like that yeah you get a call the next morning yeah do some stuff

like that yeah lock you know let’s clean some do some housework clean some stuff

up yeah I think it’s a great idea I love it all right I’m gonna go ahead and say Nate’s not here next week but I’m saving

the comments for when Nate’s back oh yeah I’m not the sword for this one be fun one yeah I want yeah yeah yeah wait

for yeah I won’t be here so yeah yeah safe yeah that you really get some we can go comment heavy mhm if if you got

some good ones I think that’s going to happen whether we like it or not yeah and remember I don’t we’re uh none of

this matters none of this matters it we don’t I don’t mean anything yeah yeah you’re just riffing just riffing we

didn’t write this stuff well Brian wrote some stuff down but the rest of us we didn’t write anything down spent all

week researching yeah we didn’t we didn’t write anything we’re writing this down this is stuff we believe believe in

our hearts so much that we say it off the Dome that’s that that’s funny that you

do like we didn’t write it down this is just what we believe this is unfiltered who we are

guys I can’t this is just stuff I think about all day every day you can’t blame me for this it’s not my fault yeah uh it

was fun all right uh I will be in uh Knoxville all right well Evan Georgia

Knoxville and then uh yeah Knoxville three show fan of Knoxville yeah yeah I like that

City it is it is a good city and then uh so I’m excited yeah Knoxville then I got

Atlant Tampa Atlanta Tampa maybe something else uh some other Savannah

maybe Savannah Georgia maybe I think you are in Savannah yeah and then I am in Savannah yeah and then uh yeah that

might be it for the year no I got no the rescheduled shows so John augustin’s

wedding yeah our first guest on the podcast John Augustine getting married this week yep doing it so yeah I got for

December I got mostly just company Christmas parties so fun but you guys can’t come to them yeah like you’re

going to them I’m performing at them just know he’s working crashing just letting y’all know I’m working yeah a

lot of company hey look at old baits come in just making the money walks in

do they ask you to act like you you should play character that walks in and goes did you see all the deer out there

I saw Nea man walking by and then they go Bri bit’s everybody goes how you

doing folks uh or maybe be dress up as a soccer player you know see how long what

you see if you could blend in with the company at Christmas party

easily I know you gota but you got to walk in and just see how long it takes before yeah they realize you’re a

comedian that might even be after your show they still don’t I don’t know sorry

I thought of that going just a mean speech yeah they go I don’t this guy that guy’s just one of the more

confident workers we have yeah that he wants to share about his personal life

why would we care yeah had a baby late and they’re like why would anybody I

want to hear about bonuses why is this man that works with us

talking I got a big week coming up tonight I’m in Charlotte North Carolina at the comedy zone Thursday I’m in

Greensboro North Carolina at the comedy zone Friday Saturday I’m in Greenville

South Carolina at the comedy zone that’s a great run Sunday night I’m G to finish

it off in Charleston South Carolina the sparrow all which is in North Charleston

so seven shows this week great run through the Carolinas I know I’m going through the Carolinas I’m pumped that’s

fun all right well I’ll be Thursday I’ll be at CB live in uh Phoenix Arizona and

then I’ll be at the weekend Friday Saturday Sunday at the temp mov yeah

great Club it’s gonna be hot nice yeah timy’s great uh all right that’s it look

uh as always we love you you know we care for you I care for

you uh Aaron cares about your future future future children and only them and

he looks at you as if you’re in the way of him getting to the kids you can’t

even imagine having but I care about you and only you

if you remember one thing from this podcast take that away yeah hold on one second I want to show you one more thing

hell fresh this incredible this incredible Lauren just sent me

this until now but that’s that’s the new logo the logo we got it in the noo and

some Lake well we gota we gota be slar now we gotta CH we’ll change the what ASL and some Lake

stuff sign language too yeah that’s great that’s a great I don’t mind that too noo and then as and some Lake stuff

we have asls but I mean we are getting the little so slar under that some little swappy yeah

logo though some lake and river stuff and we bit too many stars for me but um

um we could do more water less could be F maybe it’s that’s the fish all right those are air bubbles or jellyfish she

made this now while she was working yeah uh now it’s so good so you could have been King the homeless over there she

could have done a lot of stuff over there but this is what she was doing so uh no that’s awesome all right I love it

no so uh yeah we love you uh promise you that uh have a great I do yeah me too do

you uh all right uh we love you see you next week I

won’t but then the next week after I’ll see you after that and y’all can tell me all your stuff yeah all right

bye Nate land is produced by Nate land Productions and by me Nate baratti and

my wife Laura on the Audi boom platform recording and editing for the show is

done by genovations media thanks for tuning in be sure to catch us next week

on the Nate land podcast

hey