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today’s episode of the Nate land podcast is brought to you by hellofresh and
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indeed hello folks and hey bear as always I’m here with Dusty slle
all right I’m Brian Bates Aaron oh wait sorry I’m as big as Aaron I can fill up
his space I didn’t even notice not the head though I don’t have the head no Steven baratti sitting there all right
AKA Nate’s dad that’s right that’s right where’s Nate H am I supp to say they told me so
many things I can’t say Nate Nathan’s in New York yeah guess I guess you have a lot of Secrets yeah what was he on was
he on I don’t even know Good Morning America he was on this morning on Today Show we’re recording I get them mixed up
I recorded the wrong one I got in bunch of trouble I I recorded the Good Morning
America and he never I waited I never saw him so um I think he’s on Seth Myers tomorrow night did you text him you
never showed up what happened did you get he was on a radio show here in
Nashville and I was listening to it in the early morning one and he didn’t show up and I called in oh yeah and and and
end up putting me on it because he never did show up he was oh he didn’t show up he overslept oh so they they thought it
was great just more more fun Mee I was going to go wait till I get old to him I know exactly where he’s at oh yeah well
that’s fun and he just overslept he just yeah that’s not the story he told I know to get him in trouble he said he was out
running he was sleeping and I like over sleeping is better than I’m out running
that’s worse yeah you’re like sorry I missed the interview I was exercising I was wide awake I just chose to forget
about over sleeping that’s a mistake yeah well that’s what running that’s a choice yeah yeah running away from your
responsibilities that’s right well it’s going to be the Nate less podcast pretty soon he’s missed three straight weeks
but he’s back next week all right the grand return Grand return I’ll go ahead
and tell you next week’s topic will be Saturday Night Live yeah and so if you got either questions about the show or
after you watch it you got questions email us at nand Nate bar.com and we’ll
read some next week and learn about Nate’s crazy week on Saturday Night Live yeah great I have
some story just that we did um Radio City Hall the Saturday Radio City Music
Hall yeah Music Hall three sold out shows and we knew I knew something was up because there some people they said
some people from Saturday Night Live are here and I think they came I’m not 100% positive on this but I think they came
two nights in two different shows and and I and I thought they were there to see you I was hoping they were there no
I was gonna tell him about you guys but uh uh but it was just something that we
thought well I wonder that’s kind of strange that why would they come you just wouldn’t think that they did but
also uh sefel was supposed to come and Jimmy Fallon and that didn’t happen right and uh that’s how it always goes
they’re always like oh the Seinfeld’s coming that’s what they tell me every show I do show and then he never comes
he never comes but they did come and did y’all get a tour of s out live uh you
y’all’s a pretty big word uh Laura and them and all them did LA did you over
sleep or were you out running specifically requested you not come I was running that happened the night the
day after and uh I’m I’ll be honest with you I don’t know if youall know but Nathan works a lot and I had worked
three weekends in a row and I have doctors to see so I so instead of staying and going seeing Jimmy Fallon I
went and saw my doctor the next day so I said I got to fly home so me and kale didn’t uh that sounds
like a huge mistake it was we probably should have stayed there yeah and did that but uh we actually did stay in keep
Harper so that Laura could go and have some fun then we left early the next morning to get home for me to and I and
I’ve taken three weeks off but that wasn’t turned out not to be a good idea either you might need that mic a little
closer I don’t know I just having a little trouble hearing you but get up in there well take their headphones off I bet you can hear me a lot better yeah we
don’t need these do we so yeah and you can adjust that right up in there too if you know whatever you need to do yeah
you let me know buddy yeah I’m just hanging you know what I mean I’m just hanging you’re the professionals yeah
Aaron is um he’s been talking about this trip to Brazil for what two years he has been I’m I actually am shocked that he
actually went because for a long time he kept saying he kept doing that ad read and saying I need to brush up on my
Spanish cuz I’m going to Brazil and I really didn’t believe that he was going going I don’t think Portugues I believe
okay I don’t think of Aaron as a liar yeah but we were starting to question it
yeah it could be a bit far as you know well he went is it Portuguese I thought Brazil was Portuguese makes sense to me
I think he’s in Chile right now they are in Chile um so he’s down there living it up and then I don’t Dusty doesn’t eat
pork and I generally thought God doesn’t care but then
something happened to you that makes me kind of question what I think Dusty might be on to something so he could be
uh there’s not me there’s the picture God is onto it but uh what what happened here I was eating pork and that’s what
happened something came down that’s what happened the parasites C caught on fire yeah uh if you’re listening to home
there’s a burnout kitchen at the baratti house and it it it completely smoked the
the H it was it was a grease fire but because I’m from originally was born in Louisville Kentucky and we know how to
cook BR work right and you don’t and it’s not you can’t even buy the BR work that I grew up on are very hard to find
here but the C the Publix that we shop at with Dusty they do sell it they sell
them yeah it’s a good public but it’s they don’t sell it with the other brw you have to know where to find it secret
place but it’s a all white BR work and what you do you have to deep fry it and then it splits open and then it’s
delicious oh then the the oil gets down in there you know I like it I you know
if they would make you know they make chicken and beef brought worse but they also they still use a pork casing so
it’s tough to really find I don’t even know what the BW if it’s I don’t know what animal comes out of the one I eat
but it’s it’s called but what happened cause the fire well I like to blame a lot of other
people yeah but uh I had come home uh and I was out running I was out I was
running yeah actually was at the wide doing my water aerobics came home I had a golf game at uh 1:30 so I came home
and I was just going to cook me a br worse for lunch just one I’ve always said golf ruins lives golf ruins the the
worst thing of it all is I’m was even supposed to be home I was supposed to be in Seattle with Nathan but I like I said
I had three weeks in a row I had enough of I mean I love Nathan but I go I just want to go home and see doctors and and
just get off that bus for a while I just needed a break so I said I’m not go I I
already had my plane ticket and everything but Nathan was kind enough to say okay you can go I had to pay him for the ticket but other than that I was
allowed to stay home and I cooked this BR in celebration but uh I got a phone
call about being on a podcast I won’t say nothing else but you know that most people call me they want me on a podcast
they don’t want me they want me to bring Nate oh yeah so I have to be really nice and go yeah yeah I love to do this and
stuff yeah but I don’t you know I have to kind of say no in a nice way or figure it out how we’re going to do this
so this is what the phone call it just threw me off so I was trying to go oh yeah oh we wouldd love to do it and stuff but you know they was even wanting
us to come there and all this stuff it’s like you know I don’t think they really understand his life and uh I could do it
but he you know I was just trying to explain in a nice way got my mind cuz
I’m old and I just ate the BR worse and left and I left the stove on full blast
with about 5 in of O oil on it and it melted my microwave completely that and
it put it had uh the the whole house the entire house was solid black smoke Carol
Carol was home can’t smell because she lost her smell and tasting Co in 20
really yeah so she still can’t smell our taste okay not as funny as you would think this is hilarious to me sorry the
the cool part is now when we out to eat we don’t go out for flavor we go out for texture what do you want crunchy tonight
or you want soft and stuff cuz she can’t taste anything wow and she’s lost it 19
I mean 2020 and she still mentions it every meal there’s not a single meal that she doesn’t go I can’t taste this
what about hot pepper she try to get into that she knows spices okay she knows if something has heat yeah like
that she can taste that and stuff but she has I mean wow that b was would have been wasted on her anyway so I wouldn’t
I didn’t cook her one I just made me one so she also lost sight of black smoke well no I was gone about 20 minutes okay
I say 30 but she’s GNA say 20 and uh and she did not smell the smoke because
about in in 20 it so and all it was on at least 30 40 minutes full blast the
oil was and I left she left she did not smell it and she stayed gone two and a
half three hours oh she was gone so she went she took Sky okay and uh he took
her to a park came home and she calls my daughter first she’s like I don’t know what it was I couldn’t breathe in there
smell anything she says our house might be on fire though smoke alarms going off and then she opened the door and it
almost I mean it literally just burned her throat burned everything up it was solid black so she did call the fire
department they were awesome they were there within four minutes there’s a lot more of this story I’m not going to tell
because I know Nathan will what hole were you on I was on hole number two I ped five holes in a row after you
found out your house was on fire yes cuz it’s not my fault Abigail said the house might be on fire oh so you and she said
I’ll call you back and it took her five hoes and when she she didn’t call back she texted me saying why aren’t you here
there’s three firet trucks here I love how relaxed you are though they’re like the house might be on fire you’re like
all right well I’ll keep big word yeah go it could have been a towel how do I
know you know but happed just on whole two here on whole five I remembered I left the GRE on oh
man so I go uhoh I think I better go home wow and I was about an I was in green bar I was about an hour away so it
wasn’t wasn’t easy when I got there everybody was gone but I want to tell you what uh just my wife was has been so
nice she like I mean she my friend goes you should hurry up home I go why should I hurry because I’m going to be yelled
at for the next three hours and weeks for the rest of my life yeah now she
brings it up a lot but she has not really yelled at me okay good but anywhere we go I said you want to go out
and eat she goes oh that’s because you burned our house down and let’s go here and I I have no choice be tough to sell
her on BR work again that’s GNA be I think we’re gonna give up Pork yeah for
a little while I would break up that lack of taste and smell to her yeah after that yeah pork and
microwaves well but we we have great insurance State Farm uh Veron Wales came in and uh he said that he they’re taking
care of everything we justes uh we just can’t live there for about three months three months yes where you living well
that’s going to be a big surprise and I don’t know if Nathan’s going to hear this before he’s done but we’re living with Nate now he doesn’t even know it so
it’s gonna be a big surprise on Nate when he comes home to realize that you think the bus was crowded now now I’m
living in your house he host SNL and back living with his parents that’s right that’s going to
be he’s going to come home to charge his phone and the cpaps going to be plugged in it’s going to love it it’s going to
it’s it’s going to be a great surprise but we haven’t even told him yet wow well surprise
Nate that’s awesome where were you uh you burn I went to no I did not I went
to uh De Moine Iowa to the uh place of magic is it that’s right okay is it n
have a joke saying that oh okay no it’s a great place that’s where Nathan got in that box it’s the surprise surprise me
those that know knows that joke know but it’s a great place uh I like it a lot I had uh three shows two were sold out the
third was very close and uh it was great it’s a hot weekend um my I have my
friend Alec parent with me was it a theater uh Comedy Club the uh de Mo
Funny Bone oh okay that’s a good place great yeah yeah good yeah was great had
a great time I went there for the first time in 2015 I featured for the comic
Dominique we were doing two twers show and I pretty much bombed every once so
it’s nice to since then I’ve been back since then but it’s nice to now sell it out and have great shows it feels good
did you ask everybody remembered you the time I B any Dominique fans here no I
don’t think there’s a ton of crossover uh between me and Dominique’s fans but I like Dominique I thought she
was very funny but uh I struggled on those shows yeah what about you I was in
Hoover Alabama at stardome opening for Angela Johnson and uh she sold out every show
and um just had a great time a what’s her fan base I mean majority women and
you know lean Morgan so you you become a majority women yeah that’s true that’s true that’s my go open for women much
more successful than I am and and they fans but I do do well with those show
I know you I know you’re material enough to know it would go well yeah it would do great uh so it was a lot of fun I
hadn’t been there in a while a lot of people ask when you were coming Dusty so um we had a great time I thought that
you know the Tennessee Alabama game was down there 50 minutes away and um I thought who’s gonna come
to but Angeles fans yeah probably not a lot of yeah they husb I ha used to we
crossover so much now but probably not a lot of crossover fans yeah well apparently not because she packed it out
so Nathan has a great you know his Angel and Johnson story I don’t know they were in uh Montreal and Angela hadn’t been in
comedy a month yeah but she was killing it with the the fingernail things and stuff like that and so Angela came up to
him and said uh you are you were the nicest guy here you’re the only guy here
that had hit on me and she said if when I go I want you to come warm up for me
and Nathan kind to himself kind of went look darling you’ve been in this a month
yeah I’ve been you know I got seven eight years into this stuff he didn’t say it he goes maybe but within a month
he was warming up for her wow so it came out exactly say he said well you GNA go have a drink and talk about
it but uh so he ended up work we she came over our house several times nicest
uh person in the world we love her yeah I was at your house with her when Nate got the announcement about his Comedy
Central half hour yeah yeah and uh you did some magic tricks for her and her
friends still have that picture on my refrigerator was with with her we’re trying to be because she’s living here
now with her we’re trying to be her uh grandparents because all of her family and his family are not from here you got
to have some grandparents somebody in there to take care of your kids so we have volunteered Ang our kids could need
some grandparents too if you don’t have look well I do but they’re all in Alabama oh then we put us down yeah yeah
we we’re B we’ll keep droing them off them in just I won’t cook and I will keep them yeah
perfect we would love that well her baby and your baby are I think Born the same
week yeah my yeah my newest my son Sam y about the same age and you and her are
the same age yeah are we I think y’ Born the same week wow so no way how do you know this stuff I just know a lot of
stuff and she was supposed to be on today but then she bailed so we had to oh man thank you Angela well you weren’t
our second choice but you were 10th or 11 Choice yeah actually you know what lot of cancellations we as the crew to
be on but I I I’m a big fan of from Texas big red The Big Red soda drink
yeah and uh they’re very hard to find in Tennessee and especially in the glass bottles luckily for me one Bucky sells
it and uh in the fountain which I love but the glass so I bought one because I
was supposed to do this podcast in December and I bought one one it’s been
just for that podcast but we lost it in the [Laughter]
fire so uh well last year for this is our Halloween episode last year I went
as Dusty for Halloween if you remember I do remember yeah remember that yeah I
was gonna go as you this year I thought we had already did a Halloween episode but I guess Halloween comes around every
year doesn’t it yeah here we go again yeah well last year it was uh horror movies and scary stories okay now two
years ago we did a straight up Halloween episode with Nate Aaron and Mike veon but I’m like hey we got different people
different different different perspective yeah people are gonna hear some stuff they’ve already heard but whatever uh should we get in these
comments yeah let’s do it all right comments comments come from Twitter
Instagram YouTube Apple podcast reviews and nand
nate.com this is from John La uh as a oh gosh all right here we go
let’s get it you know I gotta I got to move slow here as a major fan of the podcast and
Utah I waited and bait I waited with baited breath for the Utah episode I was
kind of nervous knowing much of the state’s history and waiting to see if y’all would botch it I am relieved y’all
recovered y’all I can’t I don’t know why I can’t read today but should I do it no no I’ll be fine all right I uh I am
relieved y’all covered it in such a manner I am grateful for the fun facts the jokes the stories and this week’s
episode well you busted up the reading of it so they ought to be happy for that you know you did well on the podcast you
bust the reading great yeah exactly that’s right it help that we had Alex on who was a native Utah and could answer a
lot of the stuff that well I know nothing about Utah it was uh I’ve been to Salt Lake City a couple of times but
I don’t know anything about it right you know weal one thing we didn’t talk about we talked about Mormons a lot and they
don’t drink coffee and we didn’t get into that and again just like the with the pork I didn’t really think there’s
anything to it until you went to Salt Lake City and tried to go by coffee and
God struck you down that’s true I got uh vertigo out there you know what and I’ve been you know I’ve been struggling on
and off again with coffee I felt like coffee was not doing me right so I would quit it for a while and then I would
start to feel good and I would go you know what I’m going to drink coffee and then I would drink it for two or three
days and then seemed like something else would happen to me so I don’t think I’m supposed to be drinking coffee I’m off
it again now I love coffee but it is really addictive I mean I’ll have I’ll
have one cup one day and I’ll be like all right that’s good I had a good cup of coffee I feel good the next day I’m
like a cup and a half and then I’m two cups and then before you know what I’m three cups driving down the road looking
for another cup makes a good cup of I coffee I like black coffee but I mean
does it matter what who makes it matter I don’t have a particular brand that I like but you know you go to
a a better coffee shop like folders stuff like that that’s no good that’s like they kind they give you the hotel
yeah it’s like gut Rock Coffee yeah it’s just like it does it does matter I don’t
want something so highly caffeinated but a good coffee it’s got almost a little bitterness to it I love it one thing
about the Mormons that I found we were in Sal Lake two weeks ago and uh we got to visit the the capital and then the
governor’s office maybe you don’t want me to tell you this but they had a little back room and you go back there
there was a whole thing of CES like a fountain oh so they they they had wow
they’re really partying at the governor they of coke no but it was like they don’t have they didn’t have coffee yeah
right who needs it well that coke but they did I shouldn’t have said Coke is uh they had pet
but uh they they can drink soda now yeah so so that’s got caffeine yeah yeah it’s
not caffeine uh because they’ve explained to me before Oh I thought it was only people think that but it’s now
something about the Book of Mormon talks about hot drinks and oh they can’t have hot drinks see I should even I ordered a
tea there hot now now John’s jumping in he’s like you’re mad sorry John it’s not
caffeine guys it’s the hot drinks don’t even drink if you if you’re going to have soup you can’t drink you got to eat
it with a spoon oh man you’re not allowed to drink your soup yeah when I was there my first meal was hot tea and hot soup so I
was hot tea I love I’m a big hot tea fan I’m a hot tea yeah major fan well sorry
John for we blew it there on the comments anyway he wanted us to watch it though deep down he wanted us to watch
it yeah all right Chad Kirk uh breakfast I love the shingles joke bring it back
and add Dusty and Aaron’s additions that made me laugh so hard
I don’t know what Aaron brought I don’t know either uh I actually tried it out this weekend at stardome Saturday night yeah
um you know well it was fun in the moment but
probably not a funny C the way I tried it is I I did a separate joke about how
everybody want my baby to get sick with chickenpox they’re obsessed with her getting chickenpox and then later in the
set was there any single ladies I said I mean jingle ladies I mean my daughter get Chickenpox and that’s the way I did
it how did that go about like what you just did did you did you bring it did you do the if you liked it then you
should have put some cream on it oh well that’s where you went wrong you still doing your old you got to buy it you got
to you just did your old joke you didn’t add the tags we made well I have a reason now why I want a woman to be
Shing I mean that’s the line you gave me was give a reason hey I’m married um you know I’m looking for woman shingles
because my daughter needs shingle ladies you liked it then you should have put some cream on it well that would I think
I would have been escorted off stage I don’t think so in that moment Ian I think you would be surprised you are in
Birmingham it’s funny in the moment but I mean I don’t want to put cream on it because I want them to keep their shingles give to my baby it doesn’t
matter don’t get too into the details you know well yeah it’s got take a chance yeah have some fun yeah loosen up
a little bit you know well you can have that joke well I don’t want to take your
first joke Johnny Linden meire he’s got
to spell that a lot you bet yeah over the phone he has to divide that up Linden Meer Lindsay and then Meer yeah
but they go together it’s l i n senen and then Meyer like the grocery store I
was blown away by Bates thinking he could blend in as a professional soccer player soccer requires tremendous
amounts of skill and cardiovascular endurance no offense but I don’t think Bates has either wow uh if he could
blend in with any sport as a professional my suggestion would be one of the middle guys on the bob sled the
push off and jumping in in the sled may be tricky but he could do it well that’s a pretty good suggestion a lot of people
still made the same mistake Dusty made by listing whatever they’re best at in
sports and I think you would just get called out real quick a lot of people really upset about me saying soccer
because they’re passionate soccer fans and the soccer fans are the worst and I mean I’m sure they’re right they’re so
intense oh they are they’re so intense I’m sure they’re right I’m just saying I feel like I could hide out there for a
little while and look all right you’re right I’d get exposed and the game would end one to nothing instead of zero to
zero yeah come on how big of a deal we gonna be here well I mean I felt the
same way I was so offended by you guys not thinking that I would be blend in as
a professional swimmer I mean I’m very good what the hair and also and the I think
that stuff’s kind of overrated I mean if we’re really trying I mean I could cut it you know what I mean somebody said
bowling yeah I would say bowling for I’m terrible at bowling though I know but either one of you do that act the when
you look like you’d be good one but I’m at least a good swimmer it would be like wow that guy really got beat bad but
you’re not allowed to wear the fins yeah but well I I never wear the I’m a great swimmer but I’m a terrible bowler I
probably not not great at throwing an axe I look like it but the moment I threw it you would go well this guy
never throwing an a I just think it needs to be a team sport where they could carry it for you and you don’t even have to touch the ball maybe or
well uh bot ball what’s what’s the ice one uh curling curling maybe bowling is
the one sport where if you get lucky you can do the best that’s possibly can do
on a few uh few rolls I can’t think of the word but um I mean you can roll a
strike very first time yeah you know what we uh I worked for the athletic association
here in Tennessee and did uh School shows and stuff but I had to work
several Sports and we while I was there we picked bowet up as a sanction Sport
and we start doing it and I kind of thought I don’t know but that you talk
about crazy fans they’re the craziest really and it’s one of the greatest sports ever because you have you have
five guys and everybody’s going against their one guy the one one two so the
worst guy on the team he just has to beat their worst guy and there sometimes where he just gets a spare and it wins
that whole game for them so sometimes his game’s more important than the the two guys that are bowling 200 that’s
interesting and it was maybe I don’t understand team bowling team bowling my mom used to do a lot of Team bowling
when I was a kid I would hang I was a bowling alley kid I used to hang out there a lot a lot of cigarette smoking
there yeah yeah cuz they go by the to their points yeah so that that guy who’s not that good can just you know can bow
a 79 but that could beat the other gu guys 76 and be enough for them to win
and and you know I cried every year watching it be somebody that would do
good and it’s one that physically handicapped kids can play the uh physically challenged kids they can they
can B they put they they’re allowed to put that little ramp thing and push it off and they can get points for their team but what if you just had five good
players yeah then you’re going to win I mean that would be amazing that
would be amazing and didn’t do it uh uh Betts mie bets mookie bets I was there
the year that his team they went to the state championship and it was everybody and I of course you you just knew he was a good football player and we just
thought it was amazing that this guy plays football and stuff but he was an awesome bowler I not a bad baseball
player yeah he he does pretty well at that too yeah yeah I think I’ve heard that he’ rolled a 300 game one time yeah
he I don’t think he did it in the state but I mean he was he was he was great and your mom’s a Kentucky Hall of Fame
bowler and her dad both of them wow yeah how good a bowler are you terrible my mom didn’t like me I told you I was the
only one she never took bowling and she took but my sister is motor 300 and uh so uh everybody else but I never
really uh I never really got into it but I like the bow that got sadder as it went they got what that got sadder as it
went kind of like I figured that’s the way it should be first cuz Brian picked these out why would you even pick this
one out to read and if I was going to read this one I would start right there where it says if he could play sports I
like that suggesting that youd be the middle guy in the bob sled very funny very good but I wouldn’t have read that
top part well I just the part that makes fun of me yeah I just read what he puts in here I know I’m not blaming you I’m
BL if he’s the guy that’s picking these out I would have done some editing well let’s you’re saying yeah to
just make myself look good yeah I would yeah well a couple weeks ago I was blamed for only picking ones that did
make me look good so okay you can’t win win all right pilot Bill love the
podcast and all the Southwest Airlines comments critiques I’m a pilot with them and I have seen most of the situations
you talk about on the podcast Dusty is spot on calling out people who get in a
wheelchair to pre-board it is not uncommon to have less people using wheelchairs at at the destination then
use them to board at the departure City we call these Miracle flights where the
passengers are miraculously healed by the magic of air travel wow I mean I
mean all of the comments I got of being an ableist and being a jerk I’m Vindicated again I mean I’m just a nice
guy and I’m trying to call out the people faking in wheelchairs and people
act like I’m the bad guy come on I thank you pilot Bell yeah he’s right I can
think of the only situation I could think of where that could make sense is if the airport you depart from say it’s
Atlanta some huge airport and you’re flying to uh Appleton Wisconsin where you just
basically walk out get in your car if the airports are greatly different then maybe I could see that well if it’s not
Southwest Airlines I think what you’re saying is fine but if it’s Southwest the
wheelchair gets you to board before every else regardless of how much they paid for a ticket so when I pay a lot
for my ticket so that I can get a good boarding spot and then there’s a lot of wheelchairs in there I’m like come on
guys I I got a guy who uses a cane in his act he juggles a cane yeah nothing’s
wrong with him but he gets every time he flies he he walks with his Cane so he can get on wow I think it’s wrong yeah I
think it’s the thing that happens to me and you didn’t mention it I’ve had it happen two times where somebody comes in
they want to set together and I paid extra to get in first yes so I’m at the window and they go would you switch with
this lady and you got now you set in the middle even though I paid the 50 bucks more to get what I want and one time I
said if she gives me the 50 bucks I’ll set in the middle and you’d have thought I mean the whole plane hated me I’m like
she this guy wants her to pay well and so I sit very angry when I said in that middle I sit on planes all the time
thinking sometimes I’ll just take my backpack in and I won’t check a bag but then the the area under the seat will be
real small so I’ll put the backpack in the overhead and then as people start it starts to fill up and I see people
looking for space I’m always thinking somebody is going to try to ask me to move my backpack and I’m so ready to
defend myself that I’m like I paid the money that’s my space I’m not putting
two bags up there that’s my space I shouldn’t have to be cramped CU you can’t check a bag you know what I mean I
fired up about an airp well I was coming I was going I was coming home I have my
it is a backpack but it’s only like you it’s the only bag I have up there some guy comes in late and he proceeds to
just smash my U just Jam his in there so much and I had my uh iPad in there and
everything and I turned around it was Henry tro
um wow and I like I went oh my gosh I let him have it when the plane was over
I caught up with him and just and he just saw he just laughed sorry dude wow I’m gu the whole world knows
the one to do it I feel like I could see Henry being like who put this backpack in the overhead hit the guy it works
both ways right because as as mad as I get thinking that somebody’s gonna smash my backpack if I had a bag and there’s a
backpack up there I’m like what’s this backpack doing up here that doesn’t go in the overhead that goes under the seat
it’s true it all goes both ways it does it does couple weeks ago we I suggest on
on here nons Southwest Airlines board window seats first then middle seats
then aisle seats like two days later United Airlines announced all that we’re doing it that’s awesome so we’re getting
things done around yeah we’re making it happen yeah all right all right Lee wow that’s a very common name that’s lucky
to get that username you know what I mean Lee Dusty has come up with a great
idea we need standup comedy at the TSA checkpoint at the airport it would make
the time at the checkpoint more enjoyable I don’t know that I came up with that but I would never want that
gig no um I don’t even know that I would like it at the airport if I’m while I’m
getting yelled at by the TSA some guys up there going hey Airport baggage huh
magic maybe it would be like Nathan’s joke if you don’t know the guy’s a comedian it’s just a mean speech oh yeah
so you would just be some mean person this guy’s making fun of everybody yeah yeah I don’t even remember you
suggesting that to be honest well Lee I appreciate you saying that I came up with a great idea but I feel like even
if I did come up with that I feel like it’s not as good but you do up close magic so while they’re waiting you could
just do a little trick for them you uh when I did the Armed Forces entertainment that became very very
important there was many times especially in going into Iraq and going to some places they want to they want to
look at your bags really close M and they want to look at like a pack of cards they literally want to look at every card and then you just make them
disappear yeah so I just say I do magic you you end up entertaining about five or six of them in your stuff and this is
this is true story I got uh a gun in the
O’Hara I have a gun it looks like a gun but it’s a it’s a starter pistol but it looks like a gun I took where took the
end out it looks just like a gun fires a blank but I used it for a trick this was
in the 7 but even in the so far so far I’m taking the airlin side on this one
in the 70s maybe 80s but anyway you’re still not allowed to have guns but you can use it in a magic show for a trick
and I I was about to miss my plane and this guy goes well we can we’ll make it we guarantee it it was a private gig so
they drive me right up to there and get me in and they just throw all my stuff and they’re going to the plane said that
they would put it underneath but I realized I got a gun in there and that
told him and I said I I guess I’m going to jail and the first little bag went through and the guy goes what are you do
I said I’m magician let me show you this and they all came over my other bag with the gun went through I was doing magic
and they go thank you very much I got on the plane came so at the only time that’s the way to go qu carrying the gun
you know one time I had to I had to I was late for my flight so I couldn’t check my bag and I had a bunch of stuff
in there that you can’t really fly with on the plane but you can check and the guys running the TSA checkpoint were
like they said they go hey you look like Forest Gump and then I said yeah a lot of people say
I look like Forest Gump after he ran for a long time you know because I have that joke already they both laughed they were
like get out of here man and then I got all the stuff in see I love it yeah love it but a lot of the TSA has no sense of
humor no they’re not no they’re not having a good time no all right Luke
Reed the actor Josh Lucas does the narration for the Home Depot commercials
and the more Alex talked the more I heard the similarity that’s what I’m saying maybe you guys didn’t get what I
was going at but I just thought people knew the Home Depot commercials and that voice and I thought it sounded like Alex
see I felt like it was a more of a deep voice guy that did the Home Depot commercials that’s more saving more
doing that’s the power of Home Depot I fast forward commercial so I I wouldn’t have a clue yeah well all I know is that
I I spent a lot of time in Lowe’s and Home Depot uh sell pesticides and they
always make the commercial seem like the employees in there are like just so friendly and just ready to help you and
they’re just smiling and they’ll load everything in your car the truth is they’re like underst staffed and overworked and they hate being
there and they I mean there are some nice people in there I’m not saying that but I’m saying they’re overworked the
Home Depot makes it seem like there’s the commercials make it just seem like there’s a of employes yeah they can’t
wait to they’re like oh thanks for coming in I can’t wait to talk paint with you and it’s not like that all
right Mark Zimmerman I am surprised someone of Bandicoot’s age doesn’t know
about the website runp I don’t know about that either it tells you when the
best time to go to the bathroom is during movies oh I get that maybe Aaron
has built up a tolerance by holding it in on flights but this website has saved
me from missing crucial mov Parts well there it is right there I got
I got to download that app that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard in weeks we need it for this podcast uh
yeah I’ll be uh checking out this new um the new movie that just came out with what Robert Jiro and
um is like over three hours I think or right at three hours and so I may have
to run pee a couple times I don’t know that I’ll ever watch that I may three hours I’m like come on wrap it up I made
$30 which was a lot of money on uh watching Titanic with my manager and
stuff so we both had to get a large Coke and the first one that pee had to pay the other one 30 bucks wow I about and
that’s hard in Titanic when when it starts going under and you’re sitting there a lot of water
I I won 30 bucks I’ve never seen that either if they’re too long now I don’t have the time now because I’m like it’s
just who it’s like what are we doing you know what I mean like I feel like they’re not they don’t tell stories well
anymore uh so when you just drag it out I feel like you just drag it’s like Lord of the Rings right all three of those
movies I loved they’re great but then because they’re all based off a book that’s right but then they took the
Hobbit which was one small book and made three movies out of it and I’m like you’re just dragging it out now I don’t
need to see the hobbits singing a song in the house you know what I
mean you know what I mean I mean I like yeah we could do it in one movie yeah
just milking us right I saw the Lord of the Rings I didn’t see any of the ones oh they’re all great I like the hobbits
but I’m like you drug it out too much let’s do it in one movie that’s my thoughts I’d agree I’d agree Dave Owings
Dan yeah all right I was focusing on the Owings yeah it’s like ens but with a G
Owings Dan Owings I’m a pastor and Steven story about the lady who colored
her hair at the church had me rolling I’m definitely finding a way to work it
into my sermon well when did this story come out I think three years ago when you were on our podcast last oh okay wow
so you you you got you can go back that far in comments well they’re always on YouTube yeah the comments for every
episode yeah that still on there everything on the internet lasts forever but I don’t remember the lady who CED
her hair at the church so what is that I uh I did a class to teach children
pastors and pastors on little magic tricks they can do for um uh to give the
message I forgot what you call them some kind of you do this you do a little trick and you teach an object it’s
object lessons and uh so and this pastor
Tennessee Church um but he he did it and apparently they must have not liked him
anyway but they they used that he did Magic in the PO it as a way to fire him
so they said you’re gone we don’t have that witchcraft stuff in here in this church so you got one month and so what
he did is he hired me on his way out he hired me to come and speak to that whole
church he doesn’t tell me this is going on and uh so I come there and I’m gonna do my whole show and uh he he wants me
to do the gospel and everything and I don’t to be Hest I’m not this sound weird I don’t like to give the gospel to
the church as a as an Entertainer because people come to you and they’re not really receiving the message they’ll
coming to you and they they go how’d you do that trick or they just want to talk to you so I I say when it comes to that
i’ rather the pastor to do it and but that’s basically what we did but he he told me before we on he goes three
ladies up front they’re the ones that started the campaign to get me fired and they’re just here to get you and do
whatever you so I did my best uh telling the why the difference between magicians
and Sorcerers and all of this stuff and and I went through all of that and so they was writing stuff down at the end
this lady came up very uh large lady she had orange hair and I like a really rip
flower on there I remember perfect her hair was all teased up and it was orange and um she said she read and now I
forgot the name the script the scripture but you should practice deception MH because because I explained wise
magicians are different than Sorcerers and she said you may not be a sorcerer but you but you practice is deception
and deception is wrong and God just gave me I just looked at her I go well do you
die your hair and she got very angry and turned and left and the the pastor
thought it was the greatest thing ever and Stu I do like that and he did they did fire him he he ended up he lost his
job but uh seems like that Pastor was a little vindictive I think he was he this good I
do like that that turn I mean because that’s true though that is you are deceiving people if you’re in a sense if
you’re um yeah and a football team fakes one way and goes the other way is that a sin I mean you can you can take it too
far all right Robert Wood do magicians develop an there’s a lot of magicians
I’d like to know if this Dan Owings did put this in his sermon oh it was three years ago so he’s had time we he might
have quit listening to the hopefully not Robert Wood do magicians develop an hour of material in a similar
way to comedians or do they often stick with the same material for a long period
of time thanks for the podcast fellas wow I think a lot of comedians stick
with the same material for a long period of time well me this is where me and Nathan differ so much when I when I grew
up it was very hard to have a good hour and it was like your child I’m still
doing tricks that I did in my show when I was at Opry land in in 98 99 all those
that long ago um they I was always told by my manager don’t go on television
there was a guy named the guy you bet Titanic no no okay but uh like maiden Jonathan was
the funniest comedy magic went on T and did a special and he couldn’t perform for 5 10 years CU everybody knew every
joke he ever did and your second show will never be as good as the first and I
mean different in comedy but uh for magicians it’s very hard to get 10
things and for me now I have 10 tricks in my show and I I’m working on new stuff all the time but who am I going to
get rid of what person what trick am I gonna go you’re not good enough you’re gone and it’s something I’ve been doing
for eight years or 10 years and you know and with magic you have to you have to
learn the trick backwards and forwards the before you make it funny because you
can’t be thinking about what you got to do you got to have that down pat so much and now I can think and look and see and
all the funny stuff that happens and so it takes a good year to get something where it’s really really funny and so
it’s very hard for me to throw away Nath I mean Nathan and them they were loving me to just throw things away but I know
my heart is not as funny as it as it as the old stuff but uh you know next year
lot of the I’m no longer trying trying to travel with Nathan so much on the in theaters he doesn’t need me he don’t
need three people in when he’s doing two shows a night everybody has to cut their too much yeah so I’m just going to be
doing the the Arenas oh just the big ones the big ones and uh if you ain’t over 10,000 I’m not coming yeah but uh
also I’m G to be working in the round because he’s getting ready stuff I was told so that changes everything magic
not it’s hard to do magic when you tell I need section A to L to close her eyes just for a few minutes until I do this
well you really crushed on that um Bridgestone show yeah you know but I felt like I didn’t I did one of the
weakest tricks I do I was one I used to do at opul land with the kids yeah and but it really crushed though it was
amazing yeah that I hear that but uh so that’s what I’m working on something right now uh to take the place of my the
gumball machine which which I would do which will not which I can do in the round
but uh for the most part most of us all the old guys still were doing a
lot of the same material we’ve done for a long time which might not be good but also I don’t you know I do slight a hand
closeup I’m learning that every day and that’s what keeps my brain sober and that’s what keeps me fun and I’m always
learning new tricks and and doing them and forgetting them and stuff but also if you see my ACT I bring somebody up on
every trick so that also makes it new yeah it’s not it’s never the same no matter what because I don’t know what
that person’s going to do or say or anything and it could uh you just never
know I knew a comic that did a little bit of magic tricks and he had one where he would uh someone he would go um do
anybody got a $20 bill and then the guy would give him a $20 bill and he goes you gave me this right you gave me this
$20 bill and the guy would go yeah and he would go thank you in his you know it’s an old gag it’s not his but but but it’s still
it’s so funny how do you do you ever seen you ever seen the one where they go sign this and they pull out a bank pin
it’s got the chain on it oh yeah magicians fight over that forever because they say you got to quit doing
that because it’s not original and uh that Gary uh who filled in for uh Jay Leno the
Gary very funny guy died not too long ago Gary chandin chandin he says he wrote that joke and he says every
magician stole that for me he he had a big rant on in that well I was happen to be watching uh oh God my brain I’m sorry
about being old who’s the real cheap guy that a long time ago Jack Benny Jack Benny is on is on uh with
uh us old guys have to stick together Dusty Jack Benny’s on with Lawrence wel and dwr W has to sign something Jack
Benny pulls a pen out of his pocket with a chain on it so even Gary was wrong that that guag goes way back somebody
reached out to Jack Benny I was doing that back in 1800s but I personally I add if you ever
seen me do that I got a very good tag to that very the tag is what makes it and
that’s what I try to tell young guys if you’re going I mean because when I my comedy was different than you when I was
at doing clubs being a prompt comic was not fun no one didn’t like that and two
they counted your laughs and they would have some guy in the back and come up you only have this many laughs a minute
they might have been longer or different or harder but we had process that has to happen yeah you know you have to sign a
card you have to do this and that and there’s no laughing doing that always so that’s why the bank pin’s so popular
because you can get a laugh Here sign this everybody sees the bank on the chain and they laugh and that counts as
a laugh I wish there would have been somebody counting lasts for a minute for me I would have gotten I would have moved up a lot faster in com really I
mean I I got a lot of jokes but I you know I never you know you got to sell tickets now it’s not about how many laughs you they don’t care how many
laughs you get how many tickets are you selling yeah you know but you think that has to do with your pace more than your
jokes no it’s his jokes no but are you slow fast no he’s saying
have a lot of laughs yeah yeah yeah because I’m I get I I’m uncomfortable on stage if if people aren’t laughing so
I’m all about as fast to laughs as I can get because if I I have a hard time setting up a long joke because I’m
uncomfortable if they’re not laughing I’m like oh no so it doesn’t matter you how powerful the laugh is is it worth it
if it’s a great laugh can you tell that is a great laugh or they’re just laughing
I think so I think they’re all pretty powerful yeah yeah I feel good about them yeah but you don’t see one more
powerful than the other yeah I mean you know I got you know I have a powerful one then I’ll have a lot of tags and I’ll have a powerful one I I feel like
they’re all pretty powerful yeah that’s what’s great yeah if I had I’d rather have a powerful one than a bunch of
little yeah I like I like to mix them both up yeah I like to give them you know give them some Jabs and then an
uppercut you know what I mean yeah okay Nathan Mand Sanger oh gosh Mand Sanger
as you guys are the experts on all things names I just found out that I’m going to
be a firsttime grandfather I’m super excited but we’re having a heated family
discussion on what my grandma what my grandpa name should be all right that
was confusing to me on what my grandpa name should be I prefer poppy but my
kids are not fans I would appreciate your expert input uh I’m not a fan of
Poppy I like a classic I like grandpa or pawpaw that’s what I like I’m Southern I
like Grandpa paa since I’m the grandfather here I hate seem like I’m talking too much no I put this for you
uh the I hate to bust your bubble you’re gonna be whatever they can pronounce well that’s true I’ll give you that yeah
because they’re gonna say something uh G uh my wife is called gamy but she was
knit something I don’t remember but it was made no sense cuz that’s all that Caleb could say and uh so that’s what
you become I we we’ve ever since I had kids and had money we’ve always did
compassion connection uh Compassion International and uh World Vision we’ve
had kids in those programs we still have a boy that uh that we’re losing uh uh
coming up pretty soon why because he’ll be an adult yeah he’ll be 18 we we have aged out three kids okay that took them
in and the way down to they were 18 sometimes your tone will start to seem sad I don’t mean sad sad we have one
that we’re Los that’s why I as to clarify I just me that we’ had him we had him since he was six he’ll be 18 but
my very first child we had with a little girl she called me poaw and that was the name POA yeah it means father I don’t
know what it means over uh she was from uh who cares right he was Far
overing uh been talk but that’s what she called me so that’s what the name I I wanted that’s what I call my grandpa
Paul Paul that’s what I like I mean my one grandfather died before I was born and the other died when I was pretty
young so I didn’t call him Paul Paul long but uh that was what I Paul paaul that’s what I like I like that paa and
MMA yeah MMA was mine yeah that’s what I called her MMA and then I had granny that was my other Grandma granny and she
liked it uh she died when I was pretty young too but so I don’t know if I hear that name one more time yeah
yeah yeah you’re going to be what they ever they call you yeah and stuff but you can start it off you say I’d like to
be called this yeah it may not and then spank them every time they don’t do it just same way he said
dog new paper how many grandkids do you have we have seven they all call you the
same thing uh yes what do they call you papa oh papa okay okay cuz that’s what
she that’s what our little girl y uh poppy to me this guy poy is like a
drug or something that eat in there yeah poy SE poppy seems like um what like it
like a Latin woman would call the man that she’s into
right yeah now you know he’s never gonna go with that now his wife gonna go no
you’re out maybe maybe Nathan’s Len I don’t know uh I’m sorry Nathan you can’t use
that all right or she can’t ever see this box C all right Bri tosolini oh I know this
girl do you she’s Abigail’s best friend okay yeah she came to help me at zany’s
all right she was great okay well here we go I went to I went to Vegas with Nate’s sister we went to ma to a mat
King magic show and she was so excited when they asked for a volunteer and they
picked her when she walked up and turned to the crowd Her Fly was down everyone noticed it was wide open I thought would
she would be embarrassed but when I told her she thought it was hysterical out of all the fun things in Vegas we did
that’s my top memory like father like daughter okay I think that last line was
added but uh like father like daughter I think that was yeah I’ve did two shows
the first time I did the uh Grand opery it wasn’t the grand opery but it was on that stage the first time I did it I did
a whole show with my fly open and my shirt tail hanging out on purpose not onp
okay I had I had a explain thing I did this quite often I had a trick that you had
to I had to fix it by going into this pocket I cut holes in the corner of my pockets I had a handkerchief tied and I
would have to feed it through that hole all the way across my fly and into this pocket so I could do this with a
handkerchief between my pockets very funny trick uh the way I did it but uh
you’d have to see it I could bring that one back for in the I mean seem funny imagine it but the problem was in
setting that up a lot of times I would forget to zip the pants back up so I did minia shows with with a little
handkerchief hanging out on my f they see the handkerchief through no I didn’t do that it wasn’t that type of show but
they could on days I left it open they were going wow no wonder me yeah yeah
yeah and I had the lady the this lady at the at the oy stage came up to me she
said you’re very funny d d and she goes I love your little tribute to to uh mini pearl and I thought well she goes yo
with your fly your shirt hanging out your fly I guess that you’re you were you were honoring her and I looked down
that was the first time I noticed that my fly when that thing was out and now I had to go yes if hope she enjoyed
it so embarrassing so I guess that’s what it is and that was true I remember Abigail doing that and her fly was open
and are you were you there yeah we all went to the show yeah yeah and M King he’s at the excaliber now he uh and
stuff he’s doing shows there is that the big ball I know Excalibur is where they have the the where the horses go at each
other oh yeah and they do that I think I don’t know if that’s really right but it’s where those all those guys
dance men down under or thunder I don’t know but in Vegas yeah it’s in Vegas but
he’s a daytime one of the funniest uh Comics uh the guy who uh I went to high
school with Lance Burton who had a great big show in Vegas and M king lived down
the street from us and at one time all three of us did a show on the strip in Vegas and we lived less than a mile from
each other in Louisville growing up wow a’t that weird that is weird I was trying to look it out I think I accidentally just booked myself a room
excaliber but um oh well oh yeah yeah that’s it wow that’s a nice place okay
well I’ll be staying there October just kid well go see Mike will get you in
it’s a great great show great show go see Mike and then the the guys dancing Mac yeah yeah stay for the
dancer all right Zach Johnson Dusty’s favorite movie must be scary movie too he mentioned it like five times on the
podcast uh well it’s not my favorite but it is a funny movie scary movie too uh I
never saw one it is I only saw two two is the only one worth watching but it is how do you know that if it’s the only
one you saw well I don’t know you just know somebody uh if you don’t somebody gave me they hand delivered me a comment
they said my comment never gets read so they hand delivered me stting something how do we do that should I not do it I
mean we’re too far in now it’s pretty long oh well then it’s a card here oh we
got let’s give it a try Nate Buckeye Dusty and Aaron when my wife and I were getting ready for our honeymoon I was
excited to share my favorite audio mystery series with her the entire honeymoon whenever we would drive uh a
while I would turn on a Mis on a mystery and she proceeded to fall asleep quickly every time fast forward to vacation in
Utah driving across the desert I turned on Nate land to keep myself entertained to my surprise she enjoyed listening to
it I mean she still fell asleep it was just slower than normal that’s a five-star podcast review in my opinion
thanks for all the laughs jents Wednesdays are great you probably would not have picked that one would you n
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first is I didn’t you can say you’re going to be gone and don’t send me the meal or something for a week Nathan
forgets they forget to do that all the time so we get we used to get a lot of their hey we’re not going to be there but we got a bunch of meals oh yeah but
now that I’m living with Nate Nate’s house is is a little fancier than our house and so I was going did cooking our
first night here I said we’ll just eat some Hello first and put it in the oven to warm it up and stuff that’s dangerous
for you yeah but it was an oven I could do an oven so I cooked it in there and I said told my wife I go it’s ready and uh
I apparently I put it in the top oven but I turned the bottom oven on I didn’t know I didn’t know how to do that so I
cooked it an hour and it doesn’t get very warm in the uh top if the Bottom’s on it takes Way Long a double decker of
a double decker oven big fancy oven and stuff like that so I I even screwed up
hello first but we did we did have it who knew there were even stoves with two levels like that who would have a stove
like that that’s crazy double decker well this week we’re talking about
Halloween this is our last episode before Halloween and uh I know you don’t do Halloween now but
you did as a kid I bet a lot of times I got a lot of experience with Halloween yeah did you have a favorite
costume you know my favorite costume was as an adult in my 20s when when I was
drinking a bit I had two costumes that I liked a lot but Jack Sparrow was really popular during that time and I had long
hair and I grew my goatee real long and I braided up the goatee and then I put the braids in my hair and I went out
drinking you know a couple of days before Halloween so there were not a lot of people dressed up there were a few
Downtown Charleston I was still drinking in the daytime I went out early I was so excited about the costume and I went out
by myself but I always knew a bunch of people and I was walking on this street in Charleston and there was a college
and I was dressed up like Jack Sparrow pretty pretty Sauced up and there was a
bunch of people coming my direction just one after another and I just started high-fiving people and everybody on that
whole street gave me a high five they were all so happy it was a great moment later in the night I blacked out and
ruined a lot of friendships but early in the day was really a lot of fun were you
a waiter then still yes I would say dressing up if I went to a restaurant and my waiter dressed up I’m G to be
extra nice I would think this is great this is great I’m glad you’re this my other favorite was I would up like
Austin power sometimes because a lot of people when I had a short kind of swoosh haircut and I had glasses people thought
I look like Aus any I would love to see that picture yeah so people thought I look like him anyway so it was an easy
costume I would just buy the cheap pimp costume from Walmart and then like purple just buy just buy a shoot from
Walmart you there White costume yeah exactly and then uh and I was great I
would always end up at the Huddle House on James Island and I’d be you know real drunk and I it the the Austin Powers was
great because I was doing the like the elevator trick for the staff you know where you push the button and just go
down they loved it it was a great time all right I always like making my own costumes too last year I went a you and
that was fun just picking out the stuff and I was gonna go as you this year but all your stuff smells like smoke so yeah
it sure does thanks for bringing that memory back so that didn’t work but uh I
was trying to think as a kid but you I mean you’re not we’re not I’m way older than you but you were in a
generation where you made your own costumes you I doubt that y’all went out and bought me any well I did have some
like uh Jerry Seinfeld’s got a joke about the plastic and the thing pops off yeah I had that just like you made a lot
of costumes out of a feed side I’m not that old but uh I remember
uh I don’t know once I at a work party out try to go as Eminem H yeah I like
that uh did a I would bring out my 80s stuff you know I still got some 80
shirts and stuff like that and I would wear those to parties but I’d like to
know more about your Eminem costume were you doing some wraps no I would uh or
like the candy no it was you had it right the first time I went with candy I
you which one were you you chocolate or the the red one I I don’t I don’t
remember I was trying to be like did you have like spaghetti on your yeah I think I did okay it’s about all get that
that’s one of his lines for so you uh you got some pictures here of the kids
uh doing trick-or-treating uh this is uh Caleb my grandson yeah and uh he went as Nate you
can also see that back here on the Shelf people have often ask who is that is that Nate no that’s Caleb yeah that it
does but he’s dressed as Nate he he win as Nate he got him a mic and everything he’s doing the Vander sign right there
had a whole little routine and that was one of those nights where every door he had to explain who he was oh yeah who
are you I’m now may not have to do that but I don’t know back then he did yeah but that was it we’re a big family on uh
dressing up my especially my grandkids still do all that now they like to go make up different this is me and Nate
when I was in college and uh look at that and uh I I was not dressing up I
colge footb we had college football and ni a very small League everything I was
a quarterback I led the league four years in touchdowns and and
interceptions wow I every time I threw it somebody caught it it might not be my own team but somebody caught it this
feels like this is not even about the costume this one this is a Brack no no no well I said interception so I didn’t
I mean I wasn’t a very good quarterback okay how old were you here I missed the job uh I was probably uh 25 six maybe
you’re a little bit older for the average college well it took me a long time to get to College yeah but Nate that’s Nathan’s costume as a football
player and he probably was a football player uh 12 out of the 15 years and he
he always went as a football player but very cute he wanted to be uh Vanderbilt
but back then you couldn’t get Vanderbilt cost you couldn’t get a Georgy or anything Vanderbilt cockerell
wasn’t carrying them yet no I barely can now yeah still hard but that was Nathan’s favorite costume and stuff that
that’s very cute yeah uh this is all right uh this is this shows you how much
we gave up when Abigail came along and uh because uh you know Nathan has that
joke about um that watching that movie and then that he had to call us to come
get him I was the one that came and got him they Halloween or I think is what they were watching and uh then when we
got to Abigail we just kind of so this is Abigail dressing up I thought uh she got that all those
clothes are her uh my wife’s mom’s clothes so I thought she went as my
wife’s mom because I was quite dumb you’re like how sweet but she told all her friends she was pretty woman I
didn’t even know what that the pretty woman’s a prostitute and I probably shouldn’t have let my daughter go out as
that but uh I thought really she was just I guess she’s being Carol’s mom I didn’t know but that just showed you how
much we kind of gave up but I think this costume by the time in Pretty Woman that she’s wearing this I think she’s on the
out oh you’re right that’s after she went shopping yeah I at this point she’s you know she’s on the way out of that
profession yeah yeah do you have to explain that at every door I’m on my way out and is that her friend with her yes
she is pretty Woman’s friend in the she pretty she’s this is more of the early stage of
pretty I’m hoping she’s on the way out she’s already been choing or whatever yeah we don’t know what happened to her
all right this is a a tradition that we as a family do we all have uh uh n it’s
true that Nathan took over the family stuff like we just have everything at our house now Nathan Nathan does
Christmas in Easter and Abigail gets Halloween and uh so she decorates and
stuff like that but one of our Traditions is we always meet and go out to different stores and they pick their
costumes or uh the buy it and this is one we just went we had to go without
Nate because of the satday Night Live thing he didn’t get to come home and we you know and the longer you
wait uh you know the harder it is to find what you want because yeah they
want section back there yeah so he wanted to be a ninja but the all the ninja outfits that fit him are are gone
by now because we waited too late Harper is going to be a police officer good for her not the bad guy and Maya is going to
be something from a cartoon I never heard of I have no idea what she is my other two girls are making their own
costumes from scratch so we got to go to Hobby Lobby for them and just buy a bunch of stuff and paint and stuff like
that what are they going to be some kind of Martian the Martian with the big head is it a a all blue I mean that could be
a bunch of them yeah but it’s supposed to be a funny movie Mars attack no I don’t know I
don’t think it’s Mars attack I’ve heard of that it was something I never heard of that’s it Megamind oh you know what
that is yeah that’s a good movie that’s fun she’s gonna be Mega M so I had to get a bald cap for her some blue
thing and we had to get the big collar was made out of a car seet that little
thing piece so she’s making it all so that’ll be fun for her this is not this is this is a great little story uh this
is my cause Halloween you do you go to pumpkin patches and fall festivals and
things so make sure you’re talking the mic they won uh his class did something
they want a free trip to the pumpkin patch and so he’s walking around looking and know we had the whole film for this
but that’s my grandson uh zakar Jack and there’s a sign out there it says what
does it say keep your eyes on Jesus Keep Your Eyes On Jesus and in that cage is a bunch of donkeys and Zach goes I bet one
of those donkeys name is Jesus we better keep an eye out for him because they’re telling you he must be pretty wild oh
yeah so he’s looking he’s telling his friends look out for Jesus he’s in there
somewhere that’s great if you’re listening we’ll post all these photos on our social media so you can see what
Stephen’s talking about yeah have you do you feel like costumes have changed though since like they’re more intense
now than they were way more evil I think Halloween has gotten so evil now that I
agree a th% I mean when I was in my 20s it just felt like it was like when I was a kid it felt pretty innocent when I was
in my 20s it felt like we were all just going out to party and then now it just
seem Super Evil the the hor everything a horror movie now I say horror not horror
I like to say horror and they’re all so evil and like Twisted in a way they’re
not like ah scary it’s like some uh kind of messing with your mind and everybody
in the whole country’s got anxiety now I’m like well maybe stop watching scary movies that’s why I don’t watch them I’m
like I don’t need to be scared I don’t like being scared I don’t need some psychological Thriller running my life
um I don’t need that in my mind so I I think it’s also evil now yeah uh I I
used to be a clown Yoo the clown and I was a clown when it was safe to be a clown there’s no clowns anymore they’re all evil mean they got big teeth and
they bite your head so come on that’s not what a clown is right and stuff I I hate it everything has to be uh demons
or something related to it and and stuff uh you know ours ghost was just a sheet
over your head with two eyes cut out yeah and you’re just going woo yeah did you did the ghost for your second time
out you would be a hobo first time and then you put the ghost thing over top of it and go out again double the candy
double the candy especially if you found ones that gave out those big bars you had to go to that house at least three times oh yeah and it’s like getting
candy back then felt like a bigger deal now every just Candy’s everywhere everybody has candy all the time cand is
everywhere it’s like is it even that big of a deal that’s right we Easter and Halloween’s the only time you got to get
candy and candy felt cool candy feels like all poison now back then it was
like oh don’t have too much sugar now it’s like don’t have too many weird chemicals right that’s what candy is now
you read the ingredients just a bunch of weird chemicals Petroleum in there if
tuning in three old men complaining about Halloween do you guys know how Halloween started I would assume that um
it was a Satanic ritual I always thought it was to disguise yourself from other
demons so they wouldn’t come back and get you from the dead or something that’s close that sounds like
what I said too well okay it was uh it was a Celtic Festival they felt like the
new year started November 1st right because that’s kind of when Al it’s getting cold and everything’s dying so
November 1st of the new year so October 31st was it’s a good time for the new year right when everything’s
dead we need yeah so October 31st was uh The Day
of the Dead yeah so they felt like there was a that transition periods when the dead and the
living kind of got crossed up and the dead Spirits would come out so they would disguise themselves as maybe like
a demon or evil or whatever so not to right to catch them and back then the churches the church
itself uh came into New Towns a new country they they didn’t want to just say you
can’t have all your rituals they wanted to kind of like like Easter I you that’s right you can keep the bunny but we’re
gonna add the cross yeah and we’re going to do this and you can keep the guy in the white beard but we’re gonna do all
of this so it’s and I think Halloween was another one that was just sucked up into all that it was the pope uh to kind
of just what you said he kind of like well this incorporate some of it to get people on board so he made November 1st
All Saints Day yeah and then it was called All Hallows and then October 31st
was all Hall’s Eve Halloween so it had some Pagan starts and then it kind of
got Incorporated with um the Catholic church and then it become what it is today yeah it comes and uh we I remember
when my K our kids was real little I uh it was Wayne Denton and uh our Happy
Meal guy yeah so his daughter and my daughter were pumpkins and so we we went to a porch
and this lady came out and she was a pastor of a church and she just blasted my little we at that time you just let
the kids go and you stand back a little bit and they get their candy and she was preaching to our little girls about four
this is all from the devil you’re all of this stuff whatever and I I said I just went up and grabbed her I go next year
you’re not going to be the pumpkin from hell we’re just going to have to make you something else and stuff but it it
was just rare back then but some people even when that my kids were little but I
would say today most people that probably think that way just don’t turn the lights on
that’s what we do yeah yeah yeah and I admire that I think that’s
great don’t do it I would not yell at kids for sure yeah yeah I mean yeah you shouldn’t be yelling it’s not the time I
mean still most kids even today see it as free candy day yeah yeah yeah yeah
age you don’t give candy I now you y’all do it yeah what do you think about teenagers uh N I feel like 12 13’s about
to cut off I used to think that now I go I’m glad you’re doing this having fun getting candy it could be worse you know
you could be going doing you could go get in a lot of trouble but you’re still going out and getting
candy that’s right you still got a little bit of kid in you though so I’m I’m not against it anymore I I go more
prior to them they want to if they’re nice at my door and stuff like that I would give them give them I always
invite the kids in do you really say no wonder everybody’s glad you got out of
it come on in now when they come house and say trick or treat you say trick
yeah I used to and Carol stopped all that because it would take too long I always had several magic tricks I had a
great trick and it’s a one where you make a light appear in your hand and but and then you so I would go you win the
special prize and I would make a light and then drop it in the bag and when you drop it you let the light go off so then
the little kid would go out in the yard and dump his candy out looking for that light oh yeah and I found that was kind
of mean I like that yeah I got a friend of mine Pat Hazel I won’t say shouldn’t say his name he used to put ice cubes
when they were kids they would put handful of ice cubes in people’s bags and then they said it would melt and the
bag would break and the next morning they would go out and get buing candy all over the streets wow that’s mean you
could just do that Dusty that’s what you to do ice cuam in there well save those kids from eating that poison yeah keep
it for yourself yeah again it wasn’t poison when we were doing it yeah back in the day the candy was probably a lot
better it was just probably real chocolate and some sugar in there now it’s a and you didn’t eat it every day
like you said it was such a rare thing that was going to kill you and stuff I did get a we had a house down the street
for me that everybody said a witch lived in m and when I was a kid the only one really big memory I had and then we
would just dare everybody to go to The Witch’s House oh yeah and um so I went
and she gave she came out it was very scary that’s where you got your magic powers
yeah she gave me uh uh lemon heads oh that’s fun saw a box of lemon heads but
when I got home and opened them up they were full of acorns oh really all acorns
wow I thought it was great yeah she wasn’t a witch or something sounded like witch I know I didn’t eat the acorns and
maybe I would not planted should have planted the acorns G beanock I know what
would have happened that’s a true story she did that so I just wondered the whole if she knew everybody thought she was a witch now that’s something I want
do give out some candy but in there it’s just nuts you I’ll have you back in Halloween
in be stuffing this stuff that’s what I’m talking about yeah do you believe in
witches I believe in witchcraft because I believe in I believe in demons I think ghosts are demons I don’t believe people
come back from the dead I believe that Satan does and he disguises himself and so I I do believe I believe everything
demon you really saved me from having to say that I appreciate there start like that I wanted you to look good yeah I
like that but you I’ve met many of your magician friends they’re all just like you just good wholesome guys that aren’t
trying to deceive anybody I mean not in a satanic way but are there magicians
out there that either like professional wrestlers who try to act like they come back from the dead or try to do really I
I always disagree with them uh Doug hen went off and thinking that and following Easter and Witchcraft and stuff like
that and and there’s magicians that do that or and that practice that stuff and I think you’re just getting in line with
the devil um me and Dusty talked a little bit about this before uh when I first became a Christian uh I had a
pastor tell me that magic was evil and stuff and um a lot of people think I
sacrific cats and things like that and it’s I just don’t like cats it has nothing to do I get it I don’t really
like cats either it had nothing to do with tricks but uh but but I gave it away I I walked away from it I said oh
Divo I need to give it away and then I went and saw a guy named Andre Cole and he used to work for campis Crusade for
Christ just died last year first Christian magician that I liked and uh
that I thought was really good he did a regular magic show he he was an amazing inventor he uh Copperfield every
magician you ever heard of does his tricks and uh and uh he was also the one that
stopped the mass magician from being on TV because he did want if Mass magician was exposing old magic that nobody
had but he exposed one of Andre Cole’s tricks and he’s still alive and he sued
uh Fox and all of them for putting it on and he won and they had took the show off wow so it’s good for Andre but
anyway uh he I saw him he does a he did his real show but the whole show he goes
I got one more trick at the end I’m gonna come back but I’m going to share my testimony yeah and he goes and if you don’t want to hear that I no problem be
great I’m going to take a 10-minute break and then I’m going to come back and I’m going to share my my testimony morning and then I’m going to show you a
really crel Treck so of course most people never laugh because they wanted to see that real crel Treck so I just
thought that was really good and I got to go back and meet him and talk to him and during the show I mean he talked about the sorcerer that the word um and
the what he explained that King James saw a magician do a trick and I think it
was the cup and ball which I do it was just a slight of hand trick with things appear under the ball under the cup and
the King said he’s a sorcerer he calls himself a magician magician back then were Jesters the jesters were magicians
and Sorcerers were Sorcerers Sorcerers claimed to have power and they wanted to have power and they would do drugs and
potion we get our word pharmaceutical from this and this was all in his little it’s in his book and is he talks he says
so you should beware of Walgreens not magicians but King James was fooled so
bad that he said the magician must have put me under a spell I must have blacked out woke up and the things were under
the cup there’s no way he could have got it underneath there without doing that so he said in King James and then that
he said make the word magician too and so for a long time The Magicians couldn’t go to churches anything that’s
why a lot of uh Christian magicians won’t say they’re magician they say they’re Illusionist because it’s like an
Illusionist can come to your church but not a magician and so after reading that and understanding it and that that the
first magicians were they were putting down Sorcerers they were going these
guys are just using tricks and just like uh the the Moses with the staff their magician
was able to copy that how they do that you I I know how I would do it but have
you ever seen the appearing cane you know how you would make a staff turn into a snake piece of cake have you ever
seen the trick where the magician makes a cane dis appear no like boom know a big cane or yeah or you can get a cane
and make it turn into a handkerchief just put a snake in that cane and disappear the cane boom a snake comes
out well just disappear the cane the cane that’s very easy to do I don’t can’t I don’t want to expose everything
but but it’s easy it’s a trick you can buy for $2 and you put a snake in there and and it’ll disappear and the snake
will fall on the ground and you’ve turned to but they also picked the snake back up and made it a staff again they
did I don’t know if they did Moses did but theyes dides snake way better way better yeah his
snake ate their snakes and then but again I believe I believe they were like again they were they were staying pretty
close to the and they might have had some Powers coming Satan’s powerful and
he’ll do the new the Antichrist will do some pretty neat look like magic trick things and probably just be real satanic
stuff but uh but anyway so he just explained why you can be a magician and a Christian at the same time and at that
time Benin was doing magic shows and I’d been out of magic for about three years
and I was starving and so they offered me $100 a night which is an 80 through
yeah and that was a lot of money just to come in and do card tricks so I learned I remembered five tricks that I used to
do and I worked for three weeks at Benin and and then I never put the magic back
down and I and I and I would always do that and you know I I I do always try to
explain if I’m doing anything in the church or anything that that I have no powers you know that I just I learn you
learn magic the same way you learn to play a piano or guitar or anything like that just a skill practice you can use
as long as but I’m not I don’t want you to think but that’s why I avoid the mind
reading tricks and stuff and I could do a mind reading trick on you and you would think there’s no way he could do that without having but I’m telling you
there is yeah I don’t like that sort I don’t like hypnotist or that sort of stuff either I was at I did nacka um you
know and I was just uh I went to watch someone uh that I knew I went to watch
their s and then I just stuck around and the next person was a hypnotist and I was way in the back
and he was doing it and and I started to feel real weird and like zoned out and I
left I was like I gotta get out of here I was like I don’t know what’s happening but I gotta get out of this room I’m get
in a lot of trouble for this I worked for hypnotia for with eight years well don’t get yourself in trouble no I don’t
believe him I don’t want the I don’t think that I don’t want the come I know I guy that didit richy is pretty ripped
I don’t know if you’ve seen him I don’t want to get beat up by I don’t think you can do I don’t think I think you can hypnotize
somebody to quit smoking lose weight but you it takes sessions you have to meet with these people a lot and to get them
down and I’ve seen guys I knew a guy magician that did that but to get 25 people up there and hypnotize them in
five minutes to do anything no I don’t think that’s possible do you think there’s some plants because some of
these people seem like they’re really like like you just see videos of it it’s like why would you just act like that
right yeah you want to know the truth what I think this is what I think think I know the hypnotist will get a lot of
hate mail on all this but I think I could do it because I I worked for him for eight years two times three times a
night sometimes you give me 25 people and what I do is all I’m do is looking for the people that really want to be
hypnotized and they they’re really trying really hard so they’re falling they’re they’re doing your code they
give you all these easy stuff and he’s getting rid of the people that aren’t do that that are think that it’s real and
they’re waiting to go I’m not colde so he gets rid of them he gets the one trying just playing along and you get
them going down a little track and then all of a sudden it turns and now you have to dance like a chicken or do
something dumb but you’ve already played and lied to the whole audience the whole show you can’t all of a sudden go oh I
was kidding I’m out right so you’re you’re in you’re in Show Business now so you have to keep pretending that you’re
hypnotized and now some people will call that a state of hypnosis that you get to a point where now you’re going to do
everything I want because I got you but it’s not like you’re in a trance it’s like I got you you just lied to all
these people so you got to do whatever I tell you to do there was a guy that I went that came in every night for uh
three four years was a heavy set guy and he would do the same thing he he could
buck dance like anybody you ever seen and he would do that and then he would fall in love with another woman and he
was married and he would just fall in love and he was hilarious and the funniest thing in the world and the same
guy would come to get hypnotized every show every show and one night the last night uh and I would I would be out in
the audience filming it because the guy would pay me extra to film The Show for him and the guy sitting down and he talks to his wife he goes I want to try
to get hypnotized she’d go you’ve been hypnotized every night and for the last two years he goes no it’s never worked
on me you know he’s playing the game and so this night on the last night the last show everybody that ever thought about
trying wants to get on that stage so they just go flying up there mhm and uh so he didn’t make it so now he’s sitting
down beside me and he’s not in the show and he’s so bummed out and because it’ll
be another year before he gets to perform again and then uh he goes on and
the guy’s doing the show and all a sudden he stands up in the audience and starts doing everything and people go that guy out there and then the the
hypnotist notices him and knows that he’s fantastic that he’s great so he
calls him up he got on the show oh so that guy just he like he’s putting on a show it’s all show business and I’ll
tell you this my daughter Abigail went up there and it took me three years to get her to admit to me that she was not hypnoti cuz she Abigail’s perfect she’s
going to do everything you tell her to do and act all that stuff out and she got saying dad I did not know I go
Abigail you’re lying you knew everything no I didn’t and finally she goes okay I had I knew everything wow people i i
people are not you know one time I think you can be I went to a hypnotist when I was about 19 to uh quit smoking
cigarettes and we were in a room like a hotel conference room and I really
wanted to quit and my sister went and my sister needed to quit so we were really trying to do it and I we we all went in
there we did the whole thing and then the moment we walk out one of the guys that was in the room he just lights up a
cigarette right outside of the thing to let everybody know I’m not getting hypnotized and it he did it like he was
tough right he’s like like he was like oh you can’t hypnotize me yeah sure I can get addicted to something but I
can’t be hypnotized and I went home that night and I was like I was working a a third
shift not all the time job but that week I was working third shift so I went home and showered and I had to go to work
that night and I was just like how am I gonna quit smoking and I ended up just
quitting uh because I was like I knew my sister wanted to quit so I was like I’m just going to quit and I don’t know if
the hyp izing had any effect on me at all but I did quit that’s awesome I I
got a guy that that’s what that’s what he did yeah and he said it would take several times to and bu you have to
really build a trust up with the person to get them to start listening to you and do what stuff but uh and I believe
that kind of stuff happens and I just don’t I have a hard time believing that you can get 30 people up in the night in
five minutes to have them all under and they’re doing what you say but they do narrow it down like you’re talking about
they trying hard but that’s interesting the one guy who got like he’s like he’s
putting on a show yeah yeah so his wife would go with him yeah and fight with
him about hone you done this every night yeah that’d be a great question yeah I bet they are yeah I bet his wife’s
pretty sick of it that’s enough of it yeah I’ve had friends in my wife though that start getting
paid they don’t seem like the type that would be seeking the spotlight very quiet mild mannered they’ve been
hypnotized they’re the perfect person because they’re not the type so this is the one chance they get to be their type
oh they get to say I was hypnotized that’s right so you’re getting the freedom to do whatever you want things
that in your darkest dreams you would never do I get to now do it and blame somebody else oh yeah and all you have
to do is say really I did that I can’t that’s what that’s my opinion and I know there’s a lot of people that disagree
with it but I don’t think that takes away from the show guy a good HST he put a great show of how jacked rich guzy is
I’m go ahead and say I believe it and I run into I me Dusty almost got
hypnotized just in the back of the room I can believe it well that’s what I’m saying it was weird I don’t know what was going on but I was like I didn’t
feel like I was up ready to dance or whatever but I was like I started to zone out and I was like I gota get out
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quick I’ve got to I don’t want these hit to think that I’m GNA get you’re gonna get more hate M than you did on the
airplane thing yeah I think there’s definitely there people that are very good at what they do they put on a great
show yeah get my hats off to them you’re not taking them you’re talking to the people in the audience call them yeah
but I think those people are great because they know how to pick the people it’s also yeah it’s it’s it’s debatable if they’re hypnotized if if they’re like
they it’s their opportunity to to be entertaining it’s like you almost are hypnotized in a way to you’re that’s I
think that’s what people believe where it’s like you’re like you know I wouldn’t normally act like this but now
I’m acting like this I must be hypnotized yeah and if I take you down that road you can’t you can’t get out of
it yeah you got to do whatever they say and then you never want to admit that you weren’t because you’re like I did some pretty silly
stuff yeah sorry to you guys some of you guys are great
reveal how this trick is done no it’s watch it for two 10 seconds here okay
just to see but this would work this is what I’m talking about well I thought it was quicker than this here we go he’s
about to make this thing disappear and instead of a handkerchief you put a snake in there guess what
you’re holding or guess what falls on the ground a snake well I’m blck That Trick also works the other way around
that’s why I don’t like because I’m like this guy I don’t know how he that and I don’t I don’t care for it yeah yeah well
I me magic is he’s using something that you can find in every grocery store used to so the other thing they did were they
were able to turn water into blood which that could just be food dye or something right it could be a lot of things and
frog but in the Bible they turned it to blood and then the fish were dying everything in that’s Moses’s version
yeah they didn’t say that died when they did it everything was dying and then they created more frogs
yeah the plague which and all this was related to the god that they had they
worship yeah so every everything was God saying your guy can do it can you do this and God was showing them off then
after a while they couldn’t keep replicating it no and the Flies they said it wasn’t really flies it was like dung beetles because they worship a lot
of the Egyptians worshiped the dung beetle I always wondered why the different Pharaoh but the one that
caught all his magicians to have the dream interpreted none of them could do it Daniel but but well Joseph also
interpreted yeah dreams I was like why didn’t y’all just lie I mean seemed like you could just say anything in 30 years
yeah at least I lived 30 years yeah exactly well I think you’re probably terrified no remember they had to tell
him the dream he didn’t tell them what the dream was oh yeah oh is that right that’s right because they so they they
uh couldn’t have lied because they didn’t know what to lie about oh okay you’re right so Joseph told him what the dream and then what it meant then what
it meant okay all right well stay on the Bible there were witches there was the witch of indor yeah she Saul got her
summoned Samuel from the dead and uh tell him what was going to Happ I I believe that the witches today and I
believe they contact and seances and all that stuff can be real but you’re contacting demons you’re not contacting
the real person so if you got I’ve open for like a medium at zany’s and she
tells people what’s going on yeah that’s called cold reading but that the the the uh in Samuel when they when they conjure
up Samuel that’s a weird one because it’s a weird one to me because he’s like
you shouldn’t be doing this so it’s like that’s where I’m like I always think that you’re not contacting the person
you’re contacting a demon but in that situation where he comes and he’s like you shouldn’t be doing this that’s a
weird one for me because it feels like they did bring him yeah will think you think that but yeah that’s a I never
thought about it’s interesting yeah he said you and your sons are going to die tomorrow in battle and they did I think
Saul committed suicide but but he got it right too yeah so and the witch was freaked out
again if if she was like oh this is just my buddy Tom the demon she was freaked out when she saw it was well everybody
likes to think around like they want to mess around with the with the demons and stuff like that but anybody in the Bible
that encounters Angels or anything like that they’re terrified they’re never like I mean you know the angels will
calm them down but on first meeting they’re terrified who I would the the the Israelites when they were in the
desert and God appeared to them on the mountain after that they were like hey
Moses will you just talk to God from now on like we that scared us too much you
know yeah I I know this become more of a Bible episode but I just recently put together that the wise men the Magi
that’s the same word as magician yeah well kind of and they were uh
astrologist and a lot of people don’t realize they were probably followers of Daniel because you remember when Daniel
went there and he interpreted the dream he the king put him in charge of all of his wise people so he taught them the
way that he did and the signs in the sky and stuff so those guys were probably deciples of Daniel and so they studied
the signs that Daniel told so they knew the time the Messiah would come so they knew that in the skies with the Stars
and that’s why they went and they were there they were astrologists huh that’s interesting here’s the top Halloween
costumes of 2023 Barbie’s number one I figured yeah one of my one of my grand
one of my granddaughters is bar is Barbie and I don’t like it you don’t yeah I didn’t like it why is that
because it’s Barbie I had seen Barbie but I heard it’s pretty much let’s all hate men Barb people that’s what I heard
yeah but I don’t know I don’t think I’d see it anyway but yeah but I have one of
my granddaughters is being Barbie all right you getting some Halloween candy no is that all we just do number one
what was the M you don’t know the number one for boys I wonder what that is I want to say ninja because we couldn’t find one oh yeah so they’re buy I think
they combine I think these are combined the are boys and girls wow ninja was number nine there um
yes bunny uh I would think more superheroes would be in there but um
Wendy’s Adams I thought that’s an old thing I think they just did a a reboot of a show yeah they she’s got her own
show now uh but you get the dog costumes if you’d like or the babies dogs Barbie and
kin’s number one of course yeah I don’t even know Bonnie and Clyde the kids even know who that is that’s
great yeah uh yeah let’s get into some Halloween candy listen to me um all
right Halloween candy so this broke this is uh candy.com they break down every
state what the top Halloween candy is how they know I’m not sure I mean I guess they just look at sales from a
certain period of time uh for see it’s the Tootsie Pop wow well there
must be a lot of doctor’s offices buying I mean that I I like TI I’m a I like
grape and red no other ones I like them too but that surprises me that that’s the most popular right I’ve never licked
it to the chocolate I can’t make it no a little salt I’m crunching yeah but I I
still like those I haven’t had one in a long time though uh number two is saltwater t
oh to se number in third skill that’s just because they sell them with bies and everywhere maybe so
and numbers candy that’s loose is it what a salt water taffy yeah you break
it out of the pack is that like Laffy Taffy I don’t even know I don’t even know how you buy that because when you
get it you get a big old box you’re not giving a kid a box you’re taking one out you used to get the little individual laffy tff and then you open it up there
would be jokes in there oh I don’t remember that you open the you eat the candy but there’s jokes in the rapper that’s why you’re probably in this
business today so for laugh Laffy Taffy yeah need to be it could be it who knows
I always loved a joke I love the joke as a kid you want to look at uh say you’re from Kentucky Kentucky and then we’ll do
Alabama I want to see if anybody could guess their own State okay but I would not have guessed reesei cups my wife
loves reesei cups okay reesei cups would be the number one for all states oh wow
really they’re expensive and you only get two who knows how I mean this is crazy
number second’s Hot Tamales and third Swedish Fish love Hot Tamales okay they used to be one of my favorite ones what
Alabama what do you guessing I’m gonna say um what is Swedish Fish a rubber
it’s almost like a shower P okay I’m gonna say I don’t know um let’s go
um I don’t know Snickers bar oh nobody’s got that much money unless maybe
let’s see Alabama Skittles Skittles Skittles is a good one the name
is close start with an S second Starburst third is Hershey’s mini bars
oh Hershey you know I don’t know if I’ve told the story on here before but at Easter you used to get these Hershey’s
um EI it was I think it was Easter but it wasn’t a it was maybe a Hershey’s bunny or a big oversized Hershey bar and
we would get candy like and we would put it in the freezer oh nothing better and my sister that I have a sister that’s
diabetic she was you know uh like type one diabetic where she takes insulin every day and my other sister you know
they both got this candy and they’re about 10 years older than me and uh we were in a trailer and my sister who’s
not diabetic had already eaten all her candy and my diabetic sister her candy was still in the freezer uh so my sister
started eating it one day day and she was like hey that’s my candy bar and they got into a fight about it and my
sister cussed at her but she goes here take your candy bar and threw it at her and hit her in the head and she had get
several stitches FR this is great yeah she busted her head with a frozen candy bar but I’m kind of with both I see both
sides of that you’re not going to eat it yeah you’re not going to eat it don’t leave this kill you so let me kill you
by hitting you in the head yeah let me knock some sense into you stay away she should at least sewed it to her yeah I
mean I made a deal you do my shorts they should have did a business deal yeah they were a little hotheaded I think I
was in the room when it happened wow before we go too farther on this candy I
like this did uh did you have many people that gave whole pieces of candy bars are you because I don’t think funid
was in when I was little I don’t think Fun Size existed maybe when I was a kid we had like I can remember like candy
apples oh well I remember that and stuff like that that you hit in your bag Rice Krispy Treats yeah homemade yeah no
problems I love those uh I like those too people do whole candy bars we always
had one or two houses and that’s the when you had to have a costume change you know those pork and you had to do a
change you had to do it those pork in what marshmallows pork gelatin in marshmallows no way you red marshmallows
for yeah I know there’s a that’s why they catch on fire yeah maybe so when you go if you go into the uh
International section of the grocery store you can find kosher marshmallows and they will have a fish gelatin
instead of pork so they’re koser sounds terrible do they taste the same the same yeah yeah it does sound terrible I like
the little bitty marshmallows I like them in hot chocolate any you know my mom said that when she was a kid they
would give out like fruit and stuff yeah yeah I remember getting some fruit yeah
those are the houses you hated yeah but uh should give out meat you know give
out like little steaks I mean here’s baloney yeah yeah I I grew up in the
country so there was no going door too you I mean you had to go to a house get out of your car my parents would drive
me get out go and then get in a car and drive a little bit to the next house you couldn’t never it wouldn’t like you
couldn’t get a whole bag full of candy that way it was hard yeah it was probably too like I think where my dad
lived they would do it would be like the people at the church it would be like you know they would go all right we’re
we’re all going to be set up for Halloween so you would do that you would drive and it would be the houses or it
like in to the houses of the people from the church cuz they do it in parking lots now okay truck or treat truck or
treat I hate it oh that sounds terrible I think it’s a great idea because it makes people bring to your church and
you do that talk but the candy they give away is terrible yeah I mean I went there too many times and it’s like
that’s why toie Pops are famous yeah they buy the bag with the with the 5,000 pieces of candy in they’re all little
Bey toos I like a little Mr goodar though got give if you’re going to do
trunk Retreat great be a real Christian and get turn to seven fish make it a nice make something nice yeah you ain’t
going to say everybody with that yeah yeah you can’t any it’s now and later can’t even eat that get some loose
Donuts out that’s what I want a lot of loose glazed donuts dropping in the back drop them in that’s what churches always
do whenever you want to there some project where you got to get together with a church they’re always feeding you donuts donuts powdered Donuts let us get
some protein in here you know what I mean you know I don’t really think I believe in ghost but I mean there’s some haunted
houses I probably wouldn’t I’d be a little nervous in uh I mean the witch
house yeah the what the Bell Witch you know the Bell Witch yeah you don’t know about the Bell Witch I don’t yeah I
don’t I don’t do haunted houses or anything like that but I don’t do them but that’s what I’m saying the Bell Witch is like one of the most famous
ghosts I guess anywhere and it’s right here it’s where Le Morgan’s from Adams Tennessee right okay and uh there’s I
think you can go there’s you I wouldn’t go in yeah and stuff and I read as a kid
I read all these stories about it and look it I say I don’t believe it but I
it scared me I used to watch Unsolved Mysteries so much as a kid that I I just was terrified all the time as a kid of
of Ghost and and aliens and things like that to where I don’t even want to mess with it now I used to love to tell the
stories me and my friends my dad lived out in the country we would set out on hay bals and just tell ghost stories
until we freaked each other out and had to run back to the house MH and I yeah
so I believe in it yeah um but I don’t think it’s anything good so twice going
back to the Bible Jesus followers thought he was a ghost yeah when he was walking on water and then after
Resurrection so I don’t know maybe that’s his
resurrection yeah yeah you said that pretty fast yeah it was that’s a word you don’t want
to but uh sorry I always say he got Ros again I
never have a problem well Jesus rose again so they believed in ghost uh nobody corrected him like he didn’t say
like ghost that’s stupid so again there Spirit there’s a lot of demons back then and it’s really funny that’s one of the
most Miracles he ever did but we don’t talk about it today the demon possession
and all that stuff he pulled some demons out of a guy threw it into a herd of pigs ran off the cliff Devil’s ham yeah
came from that exactly but uh he was like this is not food don’t eat this I’m going to send this over the cliff guys
one day you going burn your kitchen down yeah uh my senior in high school uh The
Exorcist came out I was about to ask about the exist yeah and I never I didn’t have an opinion about go I just
kind of did but after I saw that movie my whole life changed I mean I didn’t sleep for two or three days and I
couldn’t now I believed in I mean the devil was the worst thing in the world for me it scared me so bad and we we
would always go to hunted houses and I ended up they had to close this one down and and I was in one and I had to walk
through this aisle and there was a jail like there was people all insane people in behind bars and they’re reaching out
at you oh so I’m we I’m as far away from them as you can scared to death and all
of a sudden there’s a chair and I said and I just kind of sat down in it well it’s an electric chair oh and all of a
sudden it lights up and all this noise I I they I passed out they had to turn the
light on carry me out the side put me in an ambulance and I had to set there and my now wife had to come get me
and take me and then how old were you I was like 17 so you’re like 38 yeah no
and but then when we first got married we went the last haunted house I ever went to and she was pregnant with Nathan
and uh I got so scared I I had I grabbed her and pushed her in every room first her Nathan get in there oh no and I go
Women and Children First I go I’m never going through I can’t do I can’t I can’t do that kind of stuff I don’t know why
people like it I don’t understand it yeah I don’t like it either no but people love it and I people love to just
get together and watch horror movies and just scare themselves I don’t understand it yeah and if it’s a murder mystery I
can watch it but like six cents was a little tough that movie was scary scary for me but if you throw the devil in
there I’m done yeah but S I liked what’s that is nefarius is that the name of the
one where the guy is the devil just came last year it’s the only devil one I I was forced to see it because it’s
supposed to be in a Christian movie and it turned out very you would love it you need to see it cuz the guy he’s on death
row and he thinks he’s the he is the devil okay and he tells this uh don’t it
you’re not gonna give it away no but this guy comes in and he he’s a psychologist and he has to declare if
he’s the if he’s insane or not oh okay it’s amazing it’s amazing because you oh
you know I’ve seen clips from that on the internet I think they made me go see this and I check it out it’s you should
check it out yeah because you learn a lot about the devil I like the clips that I saw they’re sitting in a room
just kind of across from each other like this interrogation room yeah it’s all the whole movie is almost that okay it
is great I thought it was very good and that’s the only last devil movie I I would ever see but what’s the one is it
Primal Fear with uh Richard Gear and uh Edward Norton yeah it’s I just saw it
recently it’s pretty old movie it’s really great is that when he’s a priest no I think he’s a he’s a you know play
like a insane person Edward Norton you’ve seen it yeah it’s I can’t remember oh he’s up at the
end he was lying the other way right yeah oh that was fantastic it’s such a good movie yeah it’s amazing I don’t
remember it oh it is at the end you go oh you were so wrong yeah it’s a great
movie huh now I want to mention because I think we have at least one that listens there are witches like wiccans
who call themselves witches and practicing but their whole model is Do no harm so just want to throw that out
there that there are witches and their Brew according to what I read is they might make a home remedy herbal remedy
for the flu yeah so my wife just went to there’s a pharmacist on TV I mean on the
radio here that makes a home brew uh can even that H to bring back your taste and
smell and uh somebody told me that’s a zinc deficiency yeah what it’s he gave
her a jar she a jar of motor oil so it it looks like motor oil and it’s very
and she has to take it she’s on her Eighth Day with it and she still can’t taste her smell but he makes he made
this himself and he’s doing it I for I have to look up the name of it but it was so far it hadn’t really worked but
the best part is watching her drink it every night have to take it twice a day it’s she can’t taste it but it kills her
well I hope she gets it’s a home Remy so you know there probably I I don’t know about that kind of stuff yeah well I just want to put
that all right that’s probably a good place to well this is great this was a lot of fun yeah you want to tell us
where you’re at this week yeah well this week I’m off and you know what there’s there was speculation people I saw someone on the
Facebook group who was like we’ve looked at uh everybody’s calendar and they’re
all off this week they must be all going to appear on SNL I can’t speak for the
other two people but I’m always I I try to take one weekend off a month to spend with my family I got two small children
that’s so smart I’m so glad you are yeah I just you know I like my family I want to be around them so I’m doing that but
um next week after that I have a run of show well I’ll be in Chicago doing a
theater show in Chicago on uh Thursday November 2nd I believe and then um
excuse me Saturday November 4th I’m in Oklahoma City at Bricktown uh doing
comedy two shows there so check those out they’re going to be hot shows after that I’m in Raleigh North Carolina at
The Improv and then I’m in Chattanooga Tennessee uh doing a theater show and uh
Bowling Green Kentucky doing a theater show so check those out sky pack Sky pack yeah yeah great place uh well Aaron
is going to be at the Albany Funny Bone November 3D and fourth okay so uh go check him out there I will
be um at zany November 8th uh wow here
in Nashville one night zany November 10th and 11th at Comedy Off Broadway in lexton Kentucky my first time to
headline there November 18th I’ll be at um the Murphy theater no sorry the
studio theater in Little Rock Arkansas okay so folks in Arkansas come see me
please all right this morning I was in uh Colin Crosby’s doctor’s office and he
gave he’s trying to fix a pin over my neck and he’s the one that fixed my back yeah that I talk to great guy great
office and stuff but next week uh my next show Saturday night uh I will not
go to New York me and my wife since we are invading Nathan’s home we will be staying watching Harper okay and uh
keeping her up late to watch it so I’m excited I think it might make Nathan nervous I’d be nervous to be in there
with him yeah and so uh we decided not to go and just let them to go yeah I mean my parents aren’t performers but I
don’t really want them around on the big moments you know what I mean it’s too much pressure you don’t want to have to
see them if they are when whenever we we went to a lot of Nathan shows when they were tough with the c of who’s with but
he just as long as I don’t see you yeah you know he didn’t mind and and a lot of times he liked to think that we were
there even if we wern’t oh stuff like that but uh yeah he never he doesn’t
want us to be sitting in the front row oh yeah no don’t do that I just watched one of his old specials and they show
you and Derek yeah yeah that was his that’s right the one in New York uh for his Comedy Central special yep yep that
was an Easter egg they called it I had no idea but that’s what it was but I my next show with Nate is actually going to
be in Poria and Chicago on the on the 5th at the Jandy Comedy Club oh yeah we
need to sell some tickets for that it’s an afternoon show I’ll be doing Nathan show that night but we’re going to uh
each one of the guys that open we’re going to do the other two guys are going to be doing a night show uh on the uh
third and fourth and I will be on the 5ifth in the afternoon because I like to sleep at night yeah and then I’ll be in
Vegas with Nate on the 10th and 11th with Vick awesome but we need some people to come out and see me in uh
Chicago on the fifth on November 5th go do that it’s a whole show so it won’t be just one track and uh Nate will be back
next week he’ll tell us all about sing out live like like I said if you want if got question questions or comments about
SNL Email us at Nate at Nate baraty dcom and we’ll read some of them next week on
the show all right all right I think that’s it thanks for having me guys thanks for our sponsors hellofresh and
indeed and uh for having a good time yeah let’s got go pee this has been too long all
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