Nateland | Ep #168 – Explorers (Liam Neeson) ft. Joe Zimmerman

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Nateland | Ep #168 - Explorers (Liam Neeson) ft. Joe Zimmerman

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  • Ag1 – Mentioned as sponsor with URL drinkag1.com/Nate for free supplements (01:37:10)

Events and Experiences:

  • Show in Boise, Idaho (00:14:02)
  • Show in Salt Lake City, Utah at the Utah Jazz Arena (00:14:36)
  • Show in Wilmington, Ohio (00:25:44)
  • Show in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at Helium Comedy Club (00:26:14)
  • Show in Appleton, Wisconsin at Skyline Comedy Club (00:27:03)
  • Show in Minneapolis, Minnesota at Acme Comedy Club (00:27:19)
  • Shows upcoming in Dallas and Fort Worth, Texas in October (00:49:00)
  • Show in Syracuse, New York at the Funny Bone (00:49:13)
  • Shows upcoming in Las Vegas, Nevada in November (00:49:49)
  • Show upcoming in Columbus, Ohio at the Columbus Funny Bone (00:50:06)
  • Softball game referenced that host would be attending (01:48:07)

Jokes and Humor:

  • Jokes about horoscopes and comedic associations made between zodiac signs and dictators/criminals (00:08:56)
  • Jokes about space conspiracies and the Earth being flat (00:33:04)
  • Humor about discovering an 8th underwater continent called Zealandia (00:33:09)
  • Jokes about Christopher Columbus exploring America (00:42:46)
  • Comedy bit done in Australia about saying “I’m from America” (00:42:50)
  • Anecdote about person on cruise thinking they see mermaids but it’s actually manatees (00:46:39)
  • Humor about the comedy podcast being run by Liam Neeson (00:43:50)
  • Jokes about Joseph Stalin’s horoscope (01:01:18 from notes)

Media References:

Restaurants and Comedy Clubs:

  • Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia (00:26:14)
  • Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, Wisconsin (00:27:03)
  • Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis (00:27:19)
  • Hyena’s Comedy Club in Dallas and Fort Worth (00:49:00)
  • Funny Bone comedy club in Syracuse, New York (00:49:13)
  • Columbus Funny Bone comedy club (00:50:06)

Products and Items:

  • “World’s Best Boss” coffee mug (00:26:02)
  • Lava lamp referenced in context of decorating condos (00:42:51)

Stories for Comedy Sketches:

  • The story about the comedian being asked to pass along panties could be turned into a sketch exaggerating the awkwardness (00:47:08).
  • The anecdote about differences between shows could inspire a sketch contrasting comedians’ experiences (00:51:07).
  • The reference to a comedian opening for Jerry Seinfeld and receiving a panty request could lead to a sketch about challenges of opening for a famous act (00:51:11).

Main Topics and Themes:

  • Changes and plans for the Nateland company
  • Promotion of current and upcoming comedy content
  • Discussions about stand-up comedy, relating to audiences, and crafting clean material
  • Reflections on positive audience reactions and goals to create shared joy through comedy
  • Anecdotes and commentaries about various stand-up comedy shows, tours, and performing experiences
  • General comedy banter and improvisational humor between the hosts
  • References to conspiracy theories and playful, exaggerated stances on scientific topics

Unique Facts and Trivia:

  • Leif Erikson has a day on October 9th honoring him as an explorer (00:18:38)
  • Christopher Columbus thought he reached India when he landed in the Americas (00:19:06)
  • The map maker who first wrote America is why the continents were named after Amerigo Vespucci over Columbus (00:19:54)
  • Some native tribes referred to North America as Turtle Island (00:21:50)
  • Recent discovery of an 8th underwater continent called Zealandia (00:33:09)
  • Christopher Columbus used knowledge of an upcoming eclipse to trick natives while stranded (00:24:15)

Transcript

Full Transcript
today’s episode of the nateland podcast has brought you back game time delete me
zoc Doc and a g one [Music]
hello folks and hey bear welcome uh to the nateland podcast
um Nate Brian Bates Dusty slay and uh filling in for uh Aaron Weber is uh Joe
Zimmerman uh everywhere about some come up kind of last minute he he was fired
for making a joke about me being fired from the podcast last week it was so convincing that we had to go ahead and
cut ties with it yeah yeah he’s gone he’ll never be back yeah yeah I’m honored honored that you brought me in
in this place I feel like you’re in Nate shot so I like that you’re kind of yeah are you oh we moved the camera
yeah I changed I made things change already yeah you that is Joe Joe already
made everybody uh Joe is someone that he just when he’s on you just stuff will
change your routine will change yeah your routine you like mine yeah
because you’re just floating around yeah I I got you know like a guy that’s lived
on his own for a long time and Bates was a similar yeah he’s difficult to be with because
you guys don’t have you know you’re just used to your own time Nate tells me that a lot he says you’re difficult to be
with yeah no and like Bates yeah yeah you’re a lot like Brandon you’re a lot now it’s uh I enjoy having both of you
uh it’s uh he took you to Australia so he
must like you that’s true yeah that’s a good sign that is a good sign that is a big trip for someone that you don’t like
yeah that’d be tough yeah so it’s a long one yeah no he had me carry all his bags
yeah but it seemed cool yeah um Joe uh Joe’s special cool classic is
out on my YouTube uh channel nateland uh entertainment uh so go check that out
it’s great
we have that coming out and then we have the the Showcase which should be out now
uh it came out yesterday and uh we’ve got a lot going on Nate
land we’re having a good announcement for it like there’s a lot of good good plans we’re changing I think the Nate
Lane company I believe him I’m gonna I’m changing I like that like it’s a feels like a staple yeah I mean
we’re not and we’re not a staple but it just feels it feels more what we are as you know
a company yeah that’s what we are used to be entertainment but now you’re all
business yeah yeah that they think it’s gone entertainment we do entertainment in the company do you uh is there a way
to be an angel investor uh yeah it’s cash come on straight to me great what’s
the return he doesn’t know anything there is no return yeah
so I just give you cash yeah I mean yeah I’m invest I mean get in there I’m interested take a chance I feel good
about it take a chance keep the entertainment rolling so when we go through our business meeting don’t
forget I got Joe’s forty dollars just if anything comes up
if he has any demands listen to him because he’s a top investor he’s the top he’s their only investor at 45 I would
love to be the only angel investor for Maitland company what does it mean to be an angel investor
uh it’s before all I know is that it’s before a company goes public on the stock market those super wealthy people
can get in early give give some money give some funding early get in get in ground level a lot
of that happened in Silicon Valley I’m guessing you’re focusing on the angel part well I just wonder what it means
yeah I get investor I don’t know why it’s called Angel yeah like I guess maybe you’re like before it’s big you’re
like hey I’ll still I’ll come in and help you out yeah before this is big it’s like we’re it’s the hypothetical
we’re struggling and then some big person comes in is like I’m gonna give you a million bucks I’m gonna help you out yeah when Aaron comes back we’ll
Google it and find out oh yeah yeah yeah next week I forgot I’m working the computer yes I got it though oh okay uh
we had can y’all see is he fine or do you need him to move or anything move back I can move I was just trying to
look at everybody yeah yeah yeah you can screw the chair up and then just yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
all right so I won’t look at Brian you can try not to you can you can do a little is that good
don’t move past that it says here they’re wealthy private investors focused on financing small businesses
business I can’t read business ventures in exchange for equity
so it doesn’t sound like much of an Angel to man it seems like they’re wanting something out of it if they get
something they get a yeah they get a good return When the company does well yeah
will you go public eventually I just did I just said it
so just announce how you get on them too late to be an angel investor yeah it’s
uh I declare bankruptcy what I want is a yeah what I want is a
neatland company penny stock that’s what I want okay no that doesn’t do anything for you
I don’t even know what that means you give me a penny yeah I don’t there’s the whole penny stock market
penny stocks refers to a small company stock that typically trades for less than five dollars per share still
doesn’t mean a lot to me is that the thing they made money on Wolf of Wall Street
in the TV show the show I mean the the movie Wolf of
Wall Street is that didn’t they do like the penny stocks they did yeah you can make a ton of money on penny stocks if
you’re if you know if you know what you’re doing which I don’t okay yeah no because they’re tiny they’re you know
under small under 100 million dollar company like paying the penny slots yeah yeah yeah we uh so yeah there’s a lot of
good stuff uh uh yeah a lot of fun stuff I’m very excited about this stuff we got
this showcase has got uh I what is it six Comics three Comics an episode uh
Dusty uh Bates and Aaron hosting uh two episodes each six episodes
three Comics an episode very funny comics uh you know it’s like TV clean material so it’s you know that’s what
we’re yeah just one episode out so far one episode out is that the one that I’m
in yep all right I believe so who is your I’m saying this and I have not looked at anything who was your favorite
of the three hosts huh they all did great maybe go to Nate line entertainment just up there and yeah
click on that yeah that thing says at nateland is uh is the YouTube so that’s
good at night land we’ll change that to Nate Land Company we’re still we’re still in the the mix of change and all
that stuff didn’t look like it’s out yet just it’s not it’s it comes out Tuesday word Monday oh okay I didn’t
know y’all were being this exact I thought you said on the last time it comes out October 1st I don’t know I
think it comes out tomorrow well I’m pumped for it all right so which when people are listening that’s why you act
like it’s already out because it will be I got you I thought I’m very excited about this one as Joe Joe’s was great
you go watch Joe Joe’s is doing very well is doing very well and uh
Joe’s looks great Joe’s you’re the the different one that’s why I like it was very different than Mike and Greg yeah
and the Joe’s very very funny I’m a big Joe fan obviously he’s of taking him everywhere uh so super fun uh super fun
to watch super funny and then we got the Showcase which is showing a bunch of different Comics uh you can see where
Dusty stopped watching 26 minute Mark seem to be reading notes here during the special uh oh it’s a little part of the
skit yeah that’s a one of the better parts that one’s so funny
at 26 minutes folks yeah yeah no but I mean all the parts are funny but that I’m a bit I love that oh nice yeah the
horoscope yeah yes yes no this is not my YouTube I wouldn’t pull up my YouTube
did you read an evil do you know one I think I can remember most of the evil horses what’s your do you know your
horoscope I do know it yeah yeah that’s crazy I would think you’d know well I learned it you know before I yeah
woke up to yeah Satanism so what uh
what is your uh
yeah it’s more fun to say it that way yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know you’re saying what you’re saying I’m a
Taurus uh you share it with Hitler oh yeah the whole bit the whole bit is if if
somebody gives you a hard time about your horoscope right they say oh there you can remember an evil historical
figure for all 12 horoscopes and then you can call it out I don’t know yeah yeah so if you give me Guff for being
Scorpio I can be like oh Taurus that’s a good one Hitler’s a Taurus yeah yeah and
then I go through the crowd and ask people what what they’re saying yeah it’s very fun yeah I like that uh yeah
it’s good Hitler uh Bernie Madoff and Saddam Hussein all right all tours
it is a lot of power yeah very authoritarian yeah yeah it’s known for being Bullhead a
bullheaded sign is he stubborn yeah I would say so oh yeah oh yeah if you got
some of his beliefs uh not the most stubborn you can be classic Taurus yeah classic Taurus I didn’t believe
horoscope so right now yeah yeah well they always can get you if you start reading about them you go oh I am like
that exactly yeah what are you Scorpio Scorpio yeah yes uh more commonality
Scorpio we share between the team yes I believe it Scorpio yeah
known for being uh ambitious that’s me Machiavellian oh yeah uh uh and
Charles Manson is a Scorpio that’s tough that’s tough that’s how you look at it
very jealous does he get jealous oh yeah yeah he’s jealous of you right now knowing this stuff
classic scorpion i’m Aries Aries I believe
is I’m not remembering everything it must be a good sign yeah I believe Aries
is Kim jong-un’s dad but I’ll have to double check yeah but he you know well
he was a great golfer just like you yeah he has the oh world record everybody claims that too and he was
really the first one right he started the whole not even start the country of North Korea but he started this whole
separatist thing right yeah I know yeah I know that there’s Kim Jong-un his dad and his grandpa were the main dudes yeah
so the yeah the main the first one yeah he’s like all right and then the rest have just been kind of
you know following in his footsteps but he really was like I’m gonna separate myself but I think he’s I admire that
about it I think he went out on a goal that’s what we’re trying to do with the Nate Land Company separate herself yeah
but have you heard the story of his golf score no he went out on a golf course with 11 security guards his first time
ever playing golf and after 18 holes he said he shot a 26.
which is like 12 hole in ones and six twos and he’s never played before and
the bodyguards are just like yep that’s what he shot he has 11 Witnesses for
this score of 26. yeah what happened on the twos but my thinking is my thinking is my thinking is he’s so bad at golf
knows nothing about the sport that he’s like what’s a lie that sounds good and he’s like 26. oh yeah he can’t be
holding one yeah yeah he was probably tempted to say 18.
I bet he goes to his friends it was in 18 but yeah right I don’t want to brag
that’s I don’t want to be obnoxious let’s say 26. 26 which is about 32
Strokes better than any other score in the history of golf yeah yeah that’s good yeah maybe North Korea has the best
Lawns for it though maybe it’s a good team you know what I mean you may be right how long are these courses too did
they even say the course you know I wish I knew the course but it was probably one of the first golf courses in North
Korea would be my guess yeah it’d be great if you had and that record was the
course record was 18. our 26. I bet it’s up there yeah it should be up there yeah
that would be a lot of people want to play that course yeah to God can’t believe he shot a 26. yeah that’s hard
to believe 11 Witnesses yeah should get that on the PGA yeah they should do that course yeah and he goes let’s see if
y’all can do it yep yeah I don’t think he ever played again either I think he played once well
it’s what’s the point of it yeah the sport yeah yeah what’s the point uh we
had a fun weekend uh a fun this has been a couple weeks we’ve been out I know I’ve uh missed a few and uh
did good uh filling in and uh we got Dusty back and
um yeah this this month has been yeah he’s gone we’ve I got a lot of stuff this month I’m home for uh I think about
a day and a half and then we head out uh I go to uh our
we were in uh Boise uh we were in Boise this just this weekend
unreal show Salt Lake City uh where the Jazz play and that was very
special a lot of people I’m the uh for for a
stay at that Arena I’m uh the number one comedian all right second
all-time entertainment two Garth Brooks oh come on that’s bedtime
I calculated if I headlined 40 club weeks if I’ve headlined 40 club weeks I
would perform for 10 000 less people than those two nights that’s how many people that watched
it was yeah it was like 10 000 people 11 000 people 8 000 people it’s crazy it’s like yeah that’s amazing congratulations
thanks it was well it’s very it’s very very nice that uh obviously uh Utah is
uh I go there a lot very special place uh but I mean everywhere Boise I mean uh
I you know I’m gonna be blinking on where we were even before that but it’s and then this week we go to
uh Portland Maine and like Rochester and Radio City uh it’s something hat I’m
wearing right now oh yeah yeah there you go I love Portland Maine it’s great Danny Ange came out Danny we met Danny
in Utah general manager of the Utah Jazz I believe yeah great dude uh yeah it was
it was something and the shows were really great uh the crowds were so good so good I like to read us we talked a
lot about this Arenas are I know they’re big and all that but I uh really I I
mean I like doing them in the fact that you have these screens so you can see
it’s almost watching a special taping live I would imagine you know for like because you know I I mean I’ve been to a
ton of shows and not comedy but music or anything you always end up kind of watching the
screen but that’s always a thing that you kind of think well I don’t wanna I feel like I’m just watching the screen I’m not watching but I mean you would
have to be in a small small venue to actually see a person’s face even if you’re in a
thousand seat place if you’re in the back you can’t it’s very hard to see the person’s facial expressions people in my
family used to take binoculars they would sit so far away at concerts before I guess it was before screens I don’t
know but they would take binoculars I saw a guy we met had binoculars oh yeah
yeah yeah I I could see it my kind of person to be honest yeah Joe likes some
nice binoculars yeah he has some he could get to him right now I got him right in my golf bag all right on the
garage uh so it’s but I mean with the screens I looked at it as like I was
like you know what it’s it’s like it’s the the great part of this is you’re in a room together with a lot of people and
it’s fun just to see everybody have a fun time and laugh and it’s contagious
and uh I mean people would afterwards some would say man this guy behind us
was just dying laughing so hard and we were laughing like how hard he was like but it’s like people just love seeing
people have joy and that’s yeah and that’s what’s so great with the ring because you get stuck in a spot where
it’s hard to any thing you go to it’s gonna be hard to see someone’s face but
with the screen I mean I can do facial expressions more than I could in a theater because you have a screen there
and they get big laughs because you’re able to it’s like watching a special but
being there and also being in the moment yeah and it’s an event right it’s like you can watch uh comedy at home but
you’re like you still got all your regular distractions you got your phone you got uh yeah you know you can pause
it it’s like you’re in an event it is fun to be in an event it’s yeah it’s a
you’re getting a Groove and it’s just yeah it’s so special and everybody that comes out is just nice and uh wonderful
we love it it’s also you get a little adrenaline looking up at looking up at 10 000 people it’s I I’m like I’m just a
a tiny man yeah I think where the Utah Jazz play it was yeah it was so high
they just go I mean it was when you walked out because we have a curtain up you know like right when you walk out on
the stage so we’re not just everybody can just see everything backstage but you can see the top and I mean it’s just
all the way to the top and it’s I mean the fact that people come out I yeah it’s
you yeah you have dreams of it happening like this but it’s every single time
it’s overwhelming it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s pretty special my impression of Nate doing Arenas he gets he gets he
does his he does his final joke Crowd Goes Wild Standing Ovation he comes off stage you know I kind of I
kind of like Arenas yeah yeah they’re okay they’re all right you know what I
think I like Arenas yeah
well that’s the fun part is making that many people laugh that you know that’s the goal is like
because every I do it every hour you gotta the next one’s you gotta somewhat I mean it’s not like one can I guess
people are gonna like I mean so many people like Tennessee gets but because it’s the first one they saw or whatever they saw uh and but you just try to make
it this moment where like if you can just have them laughing the whole time and just having a good time and they
leave just like what a you know like they feel fulfilled I mean that’s the goal that’s
what we’re trying to do a Nate Lane company all you got to do is create some stuff yeah we’re doing uh your angel investments in now get your angel
Investments America
we are we’re gonna have we’re gonna have great stuff uh uh there’s a lot of stuff planning
there’s a lot of stuff that we’re planning to do uh with this trying to make stuff that you know uh like all
these specials that we’re about to do it’s comedy you know like I said it’s comedy that you can go with your whole
family that’s that’s the thing that I want it to be and we’re not making company for kids but if your your kids
can listen you can decide if you want your kids to listen I mean they’re you know I’m not saying everything’s going to be you’re not going to like every
single thing or you might not this and that pick but it’s like the the we’re
I’m doing it with the idea of you in mind the Watcher and uh you know stuff
you don’t have to turn off and your kids walk it’s just stuff like that it’s like stuff that you can feel it’s a little safe I mean I understand having kids uh
you know it’s like there’s stuff try not to make it uncomfortable yeah and if you’re like a grown kid you can still
watch it with your parents like if you’re in your 20s or 30s you can watch with your parents and not be in embarrassed yeah about what that’s the
whole you know but we have 10 year olds come to shows I I like that I I think when they’re that young some some of
them because they listen to podcasts get everything because you know and then some kids you know they get they get
what they get but they love seeing their parents laugh hard and then you love seeing your kid like get stuff and
you’re just trying to make it that kind of thing where it’s you know even the younger generation feels like they’re
listening to an adult uh programming kind of but it’s it’s
okay for them you know the goal of this it’s okay for them to listen you’re not going to be like oh man that’s really
really hard too you’re about the only comic I know out there doing it really I mean
uh at that level no Brian all you got to do is make everybody laugh for 90
straight minutes the whole family in a giant Arena that’s all you got to do that’s all you gotta yeah I mean I know
other clean comics but they don’t reach 10 year olds and 70 year olds I think
how you do it is you’re not trying to reach 10 year olds and seven year olds I’m just trying not to make my parents
upset with what I’m doing so that’s all I do everything I put out I just don’t want
my parents to be embarrassed or mad and they would come watch that’s really how
I just do every joke I do every everything is just I don’t want my parents I think a lot of yeah you know
my wife’s parents I just don’t want any the older generation to be like kind of disappointed or like just kind of like
you know I think about them a lot because it’s just I just feel like they don’t it’s not like I’m trying to make
it for them because you don’t have to make it for them they get everything you don’t have to like like dumb it down
for kids or for uh adults you just do your act and then just don’t do
you know it’s that’s what I’m doing too you’re just at a much much higher level how does your dad feel about you
comparing them to a gorilla yeah now uh he likes it okay good yeah I mean
I think I have an essay I do compare him to grill in this new act I find that the higher the success goes the more your
parents are willing to go hey that’s okay oh yes you know you’re like you know I don’t mind that you say that I
told a joke I said it this week on at Utah I understand but I it’s funny because I grew up my parents are
Catholic and then uh are they great they grew up Catholic and then but we were but I was
raised Baptist and so they went to Baptist in here so I have all of the Catholic guilt without any of the fun of
Catholic and then just the strictness of Baptists which is the most strict of like you
could especially not not as much now but when we were growing up the Baptist was the most for sure they could get
disappointed or real fast at you yeah and uh you know and that’s just what it was now it’s not like that now and uh so
I have you already have like you already feel so every day is like a pretty tough day when you’re like you got the Baptist
like why can’t I’m not supposed to do any of this stuff and then you get to then I get the Catholic guilt but without the Catholic is probably the
funnest one they get loose with it they get very loose with it yeah my mom the mom’s the Catholic
no both oh okay I grew up non-baptized and I was jealous of people that were baptized oh yeah you can get baptized
yeah anytime anytime you want to he’s there I’m a little I’m a little self-conscious like I pictured I picture
it’s just babies and then me showing up well it’s better than going to hell right right I know it’s it’s tough
though it’s tough though it’s a little yeah I don’t know a little self-conscious though yeah yeah but
that’s fine you can as you talk to Hitler down there you will say yeah I just never did it because it was I think
Hitler probably did it there because he was like wow I was gonna try it uh yeah anyway it was a fun uh yeah it’s
been this tour has been special it’s been great we’re off and running we’re doing uh you know we’re gonna have a big
big thing you’re at the beginning of this nightland company stuff uh we got the show we got uh the three specials
are out that we directed and then uh we got the Showcase coming out we’re gonna hopefully do more of those we got some
other plants some other stuff coming uh and try to really make something you know I don’t know we’ll see what it what
it ends up becoming but just trying to you know not be just be entertaining I’m
sold you got myself uh yeah where were you guys so I was uh Saturday I was in
Wilmington Ohio doing a Joe Zimmerman gig oh yeah I forgot I forgot about I think
I canceled it for a night game you did you did so I take your second hand gigs
what are the odds of this full circle yeah your picture was still up on the wall so yeah uh but it was a great gig
uh very fun show I met our intern Amelia for the first time all right she brought me this uh
uh world’s world’s best boss coffee mug so thank you Amelia and a lot of met a lot of folks there and that was a lot of
fun and then last night I was um in Philadelphia at Helium Comedy Club oh yeah and well yesterday afternoon I
had a 4 30 show Eagles game at one o’clock as you know I was up against so the game should have been over around
four last play of the game Ritz sorry not Redskins commanders tied up goes
into overtime yeah so everybody who is there is in the bar watching the game and I was like is there any way we could
wait a little bit to put the game be over and then the manager was like well we got another show after you so we
can’t wait he’s like we can wait five minutes and the Eagles kicked the game-winning
field goal right when the announcer is making the welcome to whatever yeah you know so everybody saw it they cheered
yeah and the show went on and it was great yeah oh great that’s great that’s great A little pressure there yeah I
went to uh Skyline comedy club in uh Wisconsin in apple Wisconsin yeah it was
great couple of sold out shows couple of shows that uh were definitely not sold out and uh but they were all fun it was
a blast it was great I loved it Appleton such a nice Town yeah had a great time it is a cool spot uh Joe’s with me and
so we yeah we went through played golf with Tony Fina played golf with Tony Fina uh Joe’s a very good golfer he’s a
Joe played college golf with Davidson it’s true Davidson shout out to my boy Steph Curry yeah they went to school the
same time close personal friend and he’s a great golfer School the same time at the same place uh same team we were on
this basketball team together yeah is that true no Joe’s a sneaky athlete yeah I mean his energy and everything his
look comes off like this guy wouldn’t know about sports but it’s Joe is good
at basketball he’s good at golf uh I appreciate it yeah Billiards any
highlights of you playing basketball on the internet anywhere uh there’s a there’s an old comedy sketch of me doing
a comedy basketball thing but no real love no real basketball yeah I don’t know if we have to look that up no you
don’t I’m just trying to you know I’m trying to be useful you’re trying to be the computer well since we’re talking about sports Dusty wouldn’t say that
won’t you tell us about game time oh that’s a great idea our schedules usually have us buying
tickets the day of events instead of getting stressed out we like the game time app it has great prices on last
minute tickets and Flash Deals game time is the fast and easy way to buy tickets
for all the sports Music Theater and of course comedy near you we like the game
time out because uh because they make it so easy to see the seat views right there in the app
it’s very quick and simple to use they are the only ticket sales app that I know of that offers lowest price
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uh let’s start with you guys comments uh boo
boo Bo avilia
didn’t it I know the golfer Beau Hustler and he’s that’s how he spells it so boa Villa sounds like a woman’s name
though at the end the last thing the last name does you know yeah I think there could be a
whole segment where you give Nate a word and he just tries to pronounce it yeah it’s kind of the podcast yeah maybe you
could listen one time uh yeah I usually I wonder if you’ve ever said
that someone like you got a lady’s last name I don’t know a villa boa Villa maybe it
is uh I usually listen during my commute to and from work I just took a drink of water when they brought up the scenario
of Dylan Lee hearing that John was there to see him pretty sure I stopped breathing trying to hold in the water
tough time go jackets people love that they liked yeah I had I had a guy yoga
jackets this weekend and I didn’t like it was even uh in Idaho Falls uh they
were great too yeah because you people you bring the energy that’s like what’s
so wonderful and we have a 3 P.M show in Salt Lake City great Sunday shows great you know usually typical of Friday and
Saturday everybody kind of that’s when the to me going out but everybody comes very excited we’re adding all these
shows so we have to do them sometimes at weird times and all this but we will do our we’ll do the best weekend to bring
you that but I mean I you guys have been really great at no matter what time you
know the shows have been awesome uh but a guy yelled go Jackets last night and I
first I was like what and then I was like oh and then I was like yeah yeah and I was like go jackets yeah uh yeah
so I love hey I love go check Grant Morgan Nate said of the NFL find him for throwing the football on the
stands he would tell them they had to give the money to charity and Aaron said that would never happen
but that is what the NFL as well as other professional leagues do with the money they collect from fines they give
it to the charity oh that’s nice I doubt it though you know I mean it goes to a
charity yeah it’s just a tax right yeah yeah
thanks Grant uh very nice yeah Jeff Jeff J Snyder
Baker’s Dozen was right that’s uh we call him B names uh I don’t
know if I want to explain that any any B name that’s they’re talking about me yeah BOGO I remember BOGO oh yeah I love
BOGO too okay the boat I talked about the BOGO tour this week yeah yeah uh Baker’s Dozen was right the Braves
did call themselves America’s team during the TBS days Ted Turner started
in the 1970s as the owner of the team it was almost a joke most of the time because they were really bad for a long
time the Braves have always been America’s team too well they used to be
you weren’t on this episode but I said there were America’s team and no one agreed they’re like no that’s just the
Cowboys it’s because they’re on what TNT or TBS every night right yeah yeah Ted Turner made it he made him America’s
team I feel like they are still are yeah always will be or was that John Smoltz
Greg Maddox there yeah Dale Murphy Tom glyman boom that was the Fred McGrath
that was a nice collecting baseball cards yeah um yeah uh Roy opada olindy
Rory nice job Nate is that it Roy I know but that’s a good guess Roy Opana alindi
that’s good I felt like they knew that other stuff was gonna be so much thicker just give him Roy up top like the oppado
Lindy is like it’s like you’re gonna that’s like parents are like it’s not
easy dude but we’re about to do to you so we’ll give you a nice Roy I almost thought I should have given him oh Roy
oh my oh Roy just keep it going
oh boy I’m pretty sure that I’m the only person from Kenya who
listens to this show so here’s a helpful heads up there are way more than three animals on
this continent that eat Meats John Chris said yeah Safari there’s only
three animals out out there that eat meat crocodiles leopards jackals African
wild dogs just to name a few John Chris was not paying attention on that Safari some poor American is going to try to
get Peta baboon and lose a limp that’s true
yeah roizer these are uh what are they uh on the news like our correspondence
our correspondence on the street is our Kenyan correspondent let’s go to Roy go
to Roy and Kenyan and he just my brother’s over in Africa right now
um the John Chris episode
yeah be dangerous it would be uh cherith
cute story that’s gotta be made up last name I doubt it uh
nobody Lies when I yeah share a cute story cute story it sounded like they
were disgust dissing Richard Jewell as being a bad example of moral or character
Richard Jewell was falsely accused ultimately he was an addicted but that’s got so Vindicated Vindicated
he was Vindicated but that got so little media attention compared to the public beating he took for something he didn’t
do yeah I don’t know do we say anything bad about it I’m a big Richard Jewel fan yeah I know you’re uh I don’t it was
just kind of in passing John said when I pointed out that Kanye replies replaced John on the speaking you know we’re all
laughing he’s like Richard Jewell and I don’t know what he meant we all kind of laughed and moved on but oh yeah yeah
um uh you know they made that movie it’s just a funny name like uh yeah that is
from Atlanta that yeah yeah and it’s a different and the joke would be that it’s a name
that you wouldn’t we’re naming big celebrities yeah yeah and it’s Richard yeah I’m a giant Rich Jewel fan giant uh
you watch that movie it’s insane what’s the movie okay it’s a great movie it’s it’s Clint
Eastwood Elena yeah I love clinics Lena uh bombing and they and they blamed it
on this dude and this dude this dude tried to like save everybody yeah and that whole media turns against this guy
and just ruins this guy’s life yes yeah so I’m a yeah giant Richard Jewel fan uh
yeah the FBI was like just throwing it on this I mean just insane John Leese
Dusty could be David cross’s younger brother people always say that they don’t say younger brother but they always say I
look like David Cross in Disguise yeah yeah I like David Cross I think y’all have
different talking points but yeah I think so but nonetheless yeah very funny
in movies though yeah Arrested Development very funny yeah he’s great scary movie too
yeah I need to watch those are those are pretty good right Scary Movie 2 was really good yeah I don’t know about the
others yeah that’d be a fun one uh Grace
priswara hello folks I saw Brass Band in North
Charleston with my friend all right we had an absolute blast one of his openers
delivered a punchline a little too quickly and the audience didn’t react as we slowly caught on he started making
fun of us and our intelligent which did make us laugh but I thought it felt a
little like one of those tricks Nate’s Nate talks about and kind of amateur I wanted to know y’all’s feelings on
putting it back on the audience when a joke bombs I’ve been the audience every time yeah
uh I mean I agree with her it is one of those kind of tricks we do and you don’t laugh and you try to turn it on them
just to yeah get you out of the situation yeah it’s never it’s almost always
it’s almost always a sign of a joke didn’t work and then the person’s just scrambling just scrambling to not look
terrible yeah and sometimes it works sometimes you you put it back on the crowd and sometimes the crowd buys into
it and you’re like you keep I’ve never done that but you see people do it yeah yeah I think it’s uh
it’s probably it’s just really the what the personality of the comic is yeah I
like to blame myself actually yeah as it’s happening if you’re like a Daniel
type that has an arrogant confident Vibe I feel like that’s a fine move yeah it’s your persona yeah yeah
yeah yeah Daniel’s house does it I mean he said Jesus too uh they do there’s actually even more so putting out on the
crowd he does it very very well yeah and uh it’s very very funny like it’s you
know it’s fun it’s it’s so over the top that you don’t feel like you’re just
like fine being the dumb one yeah it could be something like that I know a lot of the comics in Charleston I wish I
knew who that was but I would think that Daniel Tosh probably would tell a joke that the audience wouldn’t catch and
then it would be okay to make fun of them yes I think most of the time when it happens that’s not the case it was
actually it was Daniel Tosh yeah yeah incredible jaisal Nick hosted we
figured it out yeah but yeah most of the time yeah it’s uh it probably they’ve
done it that way a million times they know the joke’s not gonna work they go ahead and plan the reaction of making
fun of the audience yeah well that’s you see stuff like that pop
in where you can tell someone has it’s like they’ve messed the joke up once and then they got out of it in such
a funny way that then it just ends up becoming right that just stays in there if you know if the job works it messes
up your whole thing I’ve heard you say if you ever see that on a special like you said that if you ever say that I’m special uh it means that they rehearsed
it that way yeah yeah that joke never quieted and then you’re like you want to really make sure that you didn’t come
from you because this is Nate Nate said I’ve had that thought there’s people on specials that’ll be like oh you’ve grown
and now or oh you don’t laugh but this doesn’t this I must say it’s it look it’s you’ve created an act so I’ve not
I’ve created an act I’m not a big I’m I’m a big act person I go up there and I
do my act and uh so I’m fine with creating the ACT but yeah you can tell when it’s like all right like you know
so it can be over the top stuff happens and you’re gonna have a thing that happened really funny then
you do think well maybe I’ll try to do it everywhere but uh yeah sometimes you’re like if they just do a joke just
fix the joke well also it’s an opener in Charleston maybe they are an amateur so we can cut them some slack oh yeah yeah
I mean maybe they’re just gonna start I would be yeah you know hammer it you know who chooses the comments the
headliner of that show uh and he wanted to put it out there I say hammer oh oh so you know who it
was I do oh oh no I didn’t realize that he asked him to be on the show he
doesn’t listen to this podcast um
he’s gonna listen when somebody tells him about it yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no I mean it it it I would imagine
he it was in the moment of you know doing
it but I mean that might be his act so I don’t know when I when they said I saw a brass band
I’m just now connecting the dust yeah he’s the B name yeah I thought they saw a brass band in North Charleston yeah
with the comedian opener I understand now yeah all right
uh Eric T Holman my wife and I took a week-long honeymoon in Mexico and we
when we returned we started noticing little pictures of Dusty all over our house turns out some friends of ours
have a tradition of pranking people while they are on their honeymoon they hit over 400 we’re having a good time
pictures in our house so far we found about 150 and find more every day wow
that’s amazing that’s all I mean it feels like you’ll hate me by the time you’re done finding pictures but I love
that I like that tradition that is uh uh yeah that’s yeah you love the
tradition of people finding pictures of you yeah I like that these people hit I also like Arenas yeah yeah yeah I feel
like that’d be a good prank for you to play on people yeah that’s awesome just leave pictures of myself yeah I like it I got glitter bomb but just uh pictures
of me as you’re vacuuming it up you just see me it could be funny if you go to
someone’s house just always leave a signed headshot and just have it somewhere ridiculous I would see how
long it takes comedy Condos for a while and I felt like people were making fun of me for it
and I was like come on guys it’s a joke we’re making a joke here yeah it’s a good bit the problem about yeah the
problem about irony is that there’s certain people that would uh would seriously do it yeah yeah they would
genuinely do it and you’re you’re like I’m the ironic headshot yeah next to the guy that’s like this is the real head
show yeah that’s almost like the last joke you’re
talking about because there could be people that do it that way the tricks yeah but maybe he’s not yeah so you
don’t know I just it’s not then there’s nothing wrong with you yeah I’d like to leave a picture behind in hopes that the next comic in the condo is a fan and
they’ll be like oh this is nice that he left us I’ll take this home with him
uh Appleton condo or hotel uh Hotel nice so I left one there for the maid smart
yeah yeah did you really you know I like that move I’m gonna go into it I’m into
it yeah uh Johnny shakes I was at the Jerry Seinfeld show in
Minneapolis and he was taking questions from the crowd at the end of the show someone asked who is his favorite
comedian right now and he replied Nate bargetzi he also said he wished he was still shooting Comedians in Cars so he
could have Nate on how about that wow yes big time nice very very nice yeah I
have uh I have been talking to Jerry
so that’s big news all right yeah and uh you’re gonna direct this next special
in business we have been texting and talking and uh a little bit more and
it’s pretty crazy sent me a very nice uh messenger he watched my last special and
it was uh very overwhelming and uh it’s obviously the the you know it’s I mean it’s all I’ve
ever wanted was for that dude to uh watch and then and we just started
talking and uh so yeah it’s it’s very nice that he said that um he’s gonna uh hopefully I’ll see him
uh he might come to Radio City one night I think he if he can make it but because we
got met in person that is this weekend we have not been in person but we’ve been talking and that’s been uh yeah
very very special that’s awesome it’s very it’s extra cool because that’s your favorite show you’ve probably seen more than any right I’ve seen it more than
anything yeah he would be my favorite comic I mean it’s you know I mean I like so many other Comics because once you
get into comedy they’re you’re just like wow I can’t believe there’s so many comedians that are so good and that’s
look that’s the thing that we’re trying to do with the Nightline like it’s like that’s what when on the like when I go on the road and there’s uh you know at
garyveder and Joe Zimmerman this weekend with me and it’s like that’s what this
whole show’s about to be and is you see a couple other Comics make two or three
other Comics uh and they go up and you just you know just enjoy trying to show
you some stuff you can enjoy and then you can go watch Joe’s special this weekend and uh have a good time and you
know people can get into staying I want people to get into stand-up comedy stand up comedy’s gotta taking a big leap right now and a lot of people do it I
want people to be able to be able to get into it and not be fearful of it just being I don’t know too heavy
or too not saying everything’s going to be right up your alley you got to go into it and I can’t predict how you’re
going to like everything but I can control the you know just so it’s not
too dirty or too you know I figured that’s being done and so we can do it this way and that’s what I and then you
know be introduced you know younger people can get into it too as well because I mean the other stuff is dirty
I mean I have no problem you know people do whatever you want to do my most of my best friends are the dirtiest comedians
uh the guys I’ve started with but you know I do this Brian Regan has a good
story about opening for Jerry Seinfeld I think when in the early 90s maybe early 80s uh but he uh some some lady was
caught waving waving him at the end of the show waving for Brian to come over so he came over like oh cool you know
young brand new yeah she hands him some panties and she’s like can you give these to Jerry
and he’s like yeah yeah sure I’ll thanks I’ll pass these along
I think he opened for a Jerry for a few years yeah I saw him open for Jerry yeah when was that how long ago was this
early 2000s to tea bag I saw it too all right
Joe Zimmerman I like that I just went through that trying to be not dirty and
then you well not did I say did I say anything dirty well I’m just joking I mean not really and this is the content
that I’m saying it’s it’s like this but it’s just funny that it’s like as I say that you go let me tell you this joke
about this lady getting pair of panties you can buy panties at a family store I didn’t know that was that was dirty
you understand the darkness of the fact of the handing I don’t know yeah
innocent to me yeah yeah I apologize I’m sorry that I offended
everybody yeah because Joe’s all right and we’re back Joe’s gone
no no I just like the timing of it yeah I thought it was funny he’s perfect
timing the timing he goes oh I got a great brother again Seinfeld uh this
girl brought her underwear and gave it to Brian you’re like I mean I just went all along
let me tell you what we won’t stand for sheep shots Joe go ahead
I got a lot more with that camera and Nate supports it yeah yeah
Philip Lawson this is super random but I searched all four of you on Tennessee unclaimed property and Brian’s name is
the only one that got results just thought I’d let him know he might have money to claim amazed it wasn’t Aaron
like the grill Weber yeah so I looked into this he uh sent this a few
two three months ago and I went on this website Tennessee unclaimed property and I had a quite a
bit of money there waiting for me so about 15 years ago how much I’m about
to tell the story uh about 15 years ago or so mark my
company I should have started by saying so much it was four thousand dollars I mean
that’s a lot it is a lot that’s great yeah but but life changing yeah guys is the
last time you ever see me he’s got a gold necklace on right now and he’s got a Rolex and he’s just sitting there we
haven’t noticed he goes yeah oh yeah I guess you did come into some money I mean that that I’d love to find four
grand yeah it’s kind of the wrong setup yeah yeah like 3.5 million yeah
anyway about 15 years ago or so our the company I worked for sold to another
company and so our benefit somehow rolled over into this other thing where
you could either roll it into a 401k or if you could get some type of annuity
where you get 70 a month or something like that now done me thought oh I’m I
want to go full time to stand up comedy so that’s 70 a month I could really use well somewhere along the way I moved and
the paperwork got messed up and that money I just never knew what happened to it and I was so dumb I couldn’t even
figure out what happened to it I just like I don’t know and every month it was
going to my old address and for like five years six years or
whatever so I went online put in a claim for it they don’t easily just give you the money you gotta show a
lot of proof but then they mailed me a check for four thousand dollars wow thanks to Philip Lawson wow yeah coming
through what a dude I wonder if that’s one of the most things uh
someone listening has done for a pot like directly for the not besides you
listening but straight up you just gave me you gave Brian four thousand dollars
yeah so if you want to come to one of my shows I’ll get you in half price yeah what are you doing cash only Phil South
Carolina Alabama search for man you know because I’ve lived there too maybe I have unclaimed money there somehow those
are your rough days yeah you owe money yeah yeah maybe he doesn’t need to go
that’s true owes this much yeah you might wake a giant sleeping giant like
me with Sound Exchange yeah oh yeah first time exchange you got I complained about not getting enough and they did
ran some paperwork turns out I owed them money how does that possible yeah because
there was another Brian Bates who was a musician and they’d been sitting me his money yeah
that’s incredible so all my friends are like getting this amounted and I was like I don’t think I’m getting enough and I complain to them about it and
they’re they did friend a check and they’re like actually you’ve been getting too much yeah wow you owe us
yeah that’s amazing it was that’s that’s a hard it was perfect it was when it
happened it was truly perfect because because I think you did get I thought you finally did get something
and then or something I was getting a little bit Yeah but obviously I was getting too much yeah I like the idea
that the letter might be worded like we did some research and turns out we did find some issues yeah with how you’re
getting paid and you’re reading it like yes yes yeah I love that Joe did uh
had some stuff can you talk about it and all that no not allowed to yeah yeah okay
I’m trying to think what I can talk about just in general we got more staff
but uh you search for some stuff and they kind of did an unclaimed property kind of thing but for a lot of comedians
yeah got some got some money coming to a lot of different comedians yeah okay very nice thing yeah talking
uh it is very very very nice thing uh Luke Middleton hello from Maine I saw the natives three
upcoming shows in Portland Maine with not one but two in the same evening
uh I have three uh while I’m sure both shows will be
great if you guys were going to see your favorite comedian you had the choice between the first and the second which would you choose to go to and why
uh I mean that that’s really up to you it’s
uh uh honestly my shows I mean everybody’s just very nice and so
I they end up being great shows it’s not like you can say well the first one I’m gonna do this and the second one I’m not
there could be any reasons you could have one because I mean there’s times you’ll think all right well you know the
first one’s first and maybe it’s earlier and it’s gonna be they’re not there the
energy is going to be a little bit lower or whatever reason and then that is the best show then the second show can be
well they’re gonna be fired up and it’s going to be amazing and then it’s like that one cannot be it but I mean overall
fortunately where when you get into these bigger places the shows all end up being the same I
would say if you were going to Comedy Club a lot of times it’s better to go to the earlier show because the one that
can be later can end up being a little drunker and it’s also the person you’re going to see where the crowd could be a little more Rowdy or a little drunker a
little more problems or yeah there’s really no way to know because I find even at those shows uh for me where the
crowd might be a little more rowdier that can be the more interesting show right you you might get my best jokes
and my my best act in the early show but the Late Show you’re gonna get weirder stuff where things just happen and the
more in the moment stuff is funny yes yeah the early show you can get on in there and get your seat you don’t have
to wait outside for the for sure yeah yeah that’s the thing that’s yeah although more traffic on the early show
but on the first show Comics got to keep it to a certain time because there is a second show where the second show he
could go a little longer that’s true that is true it does 58 minutes every show yeah I don’t do
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obviously falling for it because it’s the voice of a loved one sure yeah and so that’s that’s gonna get real bad yeah
yeah don’t be sending money if you get a call from an unknown number and it’s your loved one it’s probably probably
not a loved one if they’re asking for money have they really already done that the voices are already imitating exact
people’s voices wow and calling loved ones yeah yeah hi so it’s like my voice and I go Mom I
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broke it’s always a wire yeah it’s always wire or MoneyGram yeah or or
maybe PayPal venma yeah but I mean what if my mom’s like well when did you go to
Africa exactly so then I’m here with Derek so then yeah so then most people will be like we’ll text your real number
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well yeah and that yeah and they you know and they could because they could just get
they’re probably not going to Mom and uh you know they’re gonna figure it out where they don’t do a mom and a son but
they do uh aunt and uh you know they’re calling a lot of grandparents yeah yeah with a grandson needing help yeah that’s
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this week this week well Monday is Columbus Day if you guys knew that or not so I thought let’s talk about some
explorers all right love that you guys know anything about Christopher Columbus or any other ocean blue yeah 1492 right
yeah but all I know pretty problematic pretty problematic if you ask me yeah oh yeah
Columbus was yeah yeah we grew up believing that he discovered America and
now we’re everybody says we should hate him so I’m yeah I’m conflicted on him well he was trying to find India right I
mean he kind of missed big mess yeah he wasn’t trying to discover a new country he was trying to find a Western
trade drought to India because yeah but I mean this is what are you gonna do is
it better I don’t know why yeah so why are people mad I’m just sharing uh facts
about I’m not saying right or wrong yeah you’re just talking about because Native Americans right no I was just I was just
trying to chime in I’m sorry but yeah no he’s got a lot he’s getting a lot of Guff he’s getting a lot of Guff for Columbus Day and now it’s what
indigenous peoples do that’s what you meant though right about problematic yes yeah yes okay because you did you
discover America or did people discover it 5 000 years earlier yeah that’s all
yes also Vikings apparently got here yeah you’re Joe you’re killing all my notes here can you just back off I mean
we’re done basically yeah that was it that’s all I knew that’s the only Explorer I knew so I was like I gotta
get him this week I’ll be at uh yeah I know nothing about any explorers I’m
sorry well you’re right uh Leif Erickson the Viking uh I guess Explorer Leaf yeah
Leif Eric’s not bad first name yeah I like it I could see that coming back you know they got yeah I mean I feel
like what was their uh there was a leaf something that played football somewhere right no Ryan but there’s a leaf isn’t
there an actor or something named leaf leaf Garrett maybe Leif Garrett sounds familiar Levi Garrett is chewing tobacco
yeah there’s River Phoenix okay yeah we’re getting somewhere now Stone Cold Steve Austin yeah yeah yeah
all the great explorers I think you’re right uh Leaf is I like
Leaf yeah it’s a good name I like that too Leif Erickson is the Viking at least
you need to leave I bet that’s hard yeah if you’re a leaf and just constantly getting that to ask to leave
yeah just or maybe you’re like they’re like please stay here like I gotta leave
yeah believe’s gotta leave’s gotta leave leave don’t leave please leave they just
say that because they know he can’t even you know you’re asking him to leave yeah there’s no Leaf hates the
Autumn do you know at least father’s name tree that’s a good guess but from our names
episode could you guess what Leaf’s father’s name would be uh ground
Oak dirt do you remember his last name Eric’s Erickson oh Eric there oh it’s Eric’s
son yeah yes whoa what was that what was Eric’s last name his dad’s name was son
so it just keeps going okay interesting and then his his dad’s name was just an
S and then it was just they yelled at each other wow noises interesting yeah I
like that history well he did they think he’s Zimmerman like you’re Zimmer that would have been your your
dad’s name is Zimmer correct and then he was a man he was a man that’s how you
got to Joe incredible mm-hmm incredible where God see your dad’s name is barge
barge because because his grandfather drove a tugboat ours stands for like the
Bark Bar keeper oh his name comes from that like it’s we were the first house at the gate yeah
bar gate like we’re the first like trying to kind of be there like no you
can’t come in and then they asked us to leave we’re the original Gatekeepers the original Gatekeepers of oh not now for the
nateland company we didn’t own it not like slinging beers when he said barkeep no it’s like it was it was that like I
think we just were I don’t it’s not come it doesn’t come from we’re just the ones that get shot first
when the people come in the gate but we’re there to where we live the closest to the gate and it’s like kind of like
barely in the town we’re barely in the town yeah you’re the front lines front
lines and they’re fine with just moving those lines back and then now we’re
now we’re the first outside the game yeah go ahead take a step yeah we’re near the gate
yeah we’re always but we’re near that gate we don’t get far from the gate in
or out well anyway Leaf Erickson days also October 9th which I think is this coming
Monday it didn’t get mentioned as much as Columbus Day but I wonder why
not not as cool a ring to it I think not a lot of cities named after Leif
Erickson not many vikings left either yeah you gotta get a lot of Columbus’s I’m afraid to ask what slay meant by the
way I mean I think we were I mean you’re the one charging the gates yes oh yeah
it’s true um but yes Columbus so he uh to get from
Europe to India or China you had to go all the way down around Africa
so they said let’s start going east let’s see if we go west
and see if we could get there quicker and they didn’t realize how big the world was so he sailed and it took him
like six years to convince somebody to let him even do it to fund it he finally convinced Spain he was from Italy but
Spain funded him and then man how do you get that money from the king and queen I know you got
to go get it from Spain was he in Spain yeah I think he went to a few countries and hit him up Angel Investors Angel
Investors yeah but I mean back then you got to go how do you even ask Spain for the money like you gotta take a what a
four-year boat ride yeah and go to Spain and what did Spain get in return
well they got the land I mean that was the one lane did they Alice
South America they got Spain yeah well they got there
yeah but Columbus got to America and the English got America so it sounds like it didn’t work right
well he didn’t even make it to the mainland China Bates was back uh he was alive during this time going right I’m
trying to remember from watching the news yeah he just got to like um where Haiti is and uh the Bahamas and
El Salvador and places like that and he thought again it was India so he called
that’s why people they’re called Indians because he thought he arrived in India he never ever knew that he found a new
world he never knew them I don’t think so did he get killed yeah
did he get killed before he died now I guess he just died yeah I mean I know he’s not alive today yeah
yeah so many explorers got killed by Native Americans I forgot I think he maybe just died he didn’t get killed by
Native Americans yeah at first I thought he did because Magellan did I’m getting confused he was just trying
to make a map he was just trying to find a spy stray to the West Indies do you
know what continents named after a person yeah uh oh Asia I do I think America
named after Amerigo Vespucci yeah very good Joe it’s killing it Joe went to college
he comes his dad his dad’s a professor is that true yeah I might I did go to
college it’s true yeah your dad’s a professor yeah yeah of History he teaches writing
yeah English right Joe comes yeah it’s old money yeah a lot of money in Pockets
yeah a lot of money Professor James Madison University that’s where the money is yeah that’s where the money is fun
school it’s a smart school my grandpa was a professor as well yeah so yeah of writing
engineering but he lived in India so it comes off are they disappointed with the
route you’ve taken because you went West like Columbus uh no my dad would have been no my dad’s
happy he would he would have been supportive of whatever I did yeah sweet Dad yeah good yeah and you’re still
right I do love to write so I did inherit that from him it only took him 10 weeks not as long as
you might think I mean I don’t want to get from where from Europe to America or to the Bahamas yeah I mean I would have
thought it would have been many months yeah I mean that’s two months that’s two and a two and a half months so yeah that’s
not bad though it’s not crazy but it’s it’s like it’s almost sure you want to do this yeah but I mean so he goes over
there asks for the money and he’s like I need you know they’re like let me think about it he’s like why is she got to live on a climate friendly ship three
ships yeah do you know the names of the ships the Nina the pizza is Santa Maria man you guys are Pros yeah
was that Columbus’s ships that was Columbus okay before for the Mayflower
there’s a pilgrims and the Mayflower is the Mayflower no no but when did they
come uh 16 16 yeah 60s before I forget
you had a Nate had a pretty good America joke in Australia that I haven’t heard you keep doing pretty solid what was it
when you say in Australia salmon from America oh oh yeah I need to do that that’s a good job
yeah that I would say when you tell someone it’s it does it it’s funny to like say
America because then you go to another country and they go where are you from I go I’m from America yeah and it just
sounds so aggressive but you don’t I don’t know what to say like and they say the states it’s something I’m from the
states and so that is a little bit easier but it was like I just liked walking around going there like God
where are you from America and then you say you tagged it up with and you’re like
you know what you want I’m talking about yeah yeah yeah yeah yes oh yeah that was
yeah that is a good joke yeah I’m from America they don’t ever go which one they know yeah yeah North or South yeah
no one from South America goes I’m from America yeah that’s true yeah and Canada doesn’t
do it either they’re from North America yeah yeah no we make them do their but we’re the ones that go yeah you know
what’s up yeah you know where I’m from yeah we took the whole thing is North
America South America but we’re like we’re the United States of America yeah yeah technically a Peruvian guys from
America well Chilean guy he knows how to bring them
that’s what Joe does I was like I don’t know what you’re saying squasher of a good time go ahead
Joe bring it bring it back down a guy from Peru that’s all I’m saying
right next to Brazil oh that’s what we named it after [Laughter]
America the guy we named it after America Stevenson Amerigo Vespucci America’s most I like
that though America Stevenson I like that his dad’s name is Stephen yeah yeah who’s your son my son’s America he’s the
one they named it yeah oh yeah Peru is a country
you’re like the Peruvian guys from America and I’m like I don’t know what he’s saying follow the same point y’all
were making yeah but you don’t bring your college stuff too much yeah too much knowledge
[Laughter] he he went into this shoe but that was in the 70s we had to discover Peru yeah
yeah because yeah he hasn’t learned because in your history MTSU
yeah Montana State University yeah that’s where you went yeah he looks like a guy
that travels a lot Brian uh that would move that far from his home
thank you thank you well anyway it was named after Amerigo versus PC instead of
Columbus because Columbus didn’t know what he discovered and this guy was the first one that realized this is it in
India and then there was a map maker who was they’re called cryptographers I
think uh and he made a map that he wrote where that land was America and from
then on it was called America I love that Columbus just got some cities he’s credited with discovering the whole
thing and he just got some cities in Georgia and Ohio yeah probably some more yeah Columbus Ohio is very known I like
it a lot yeah solid City if when the map people but they would just like kind of be
drawing it as as it goes yeah I don’t believe the map people yeah I don’t yeah
I don’t believe that you’re able to be like no this is how it looks yeah like
even now even now that’s a good conspiracy I like I was about to say it’s amazing how well they do but you’re
making a point well they don’t they’re just like yeah this is the shape of it and we go well we don’t have a we can’t
show you’re wrong so but then satellite image show that it’s that well yeah uh but airplanes could fly over
yeah but how high can you look down on Florida from way up and be like oh that’s the shape yeah I think when you
drive down Florida it feels like that it does feel like it yeah I think there’s also professionals that surveil
stuff they have those little surveil rights surveyors surveys thank you yeah if you don’t know how to say that word
and they use those little triangle things to figure all the all the lines but I don’t know how they do it yeah
yeah well I think it’s amazing they figure out how to do it but but a little bit of map guy a long time ago what’s he
doing I mean I guess he comes they come back with information and he just takes what
he’s learned and puts it do they just he said he’s just in a boat just rides along the land and he just goes and
holds a straight line and then he’s like dip back up and then I mean he’s just
slowly drawing a map back then I mean that is some real work yeah he’s just
measuring along the whole way I mean I bet when you’re doing it back then you also know no one knows yeah that’s true
and so you’re just doing a little like probably you want to go to lunch I’ll do this in five minutes you could probably
find some old maps that were very phoned in well they were the one that as America first written on it you can see
an image of it I mean they weren’t even close to what it looked like but yeah
um just a circle I’m just guessing I would just do a certainly he goes well it’s circular he goes yeah
whip around it because you know give her you know give or take but
just do a couple like draw like a Pac-Man yeah basically it’s all everything’s a circle yeah stuff off of
it dude draw a Pac-Man yeah and then you’d be like wow so it’s like an island it’s a big island
Turtle Island that’s what some people say the Earth is Turtle Island I think so the old old
stuff they would call what they call no called America Turtle Island what does that mean yeah what does that
mean I don’t know have you not heard that no I’m guessing not right I don’t know if we look at the same internet
yeah yeah Turtle Island indigenous North America folklore hmm
huh this is what they called it yeah Turtle Island is the name for Earth or North
America used by some indigenous peoples yeah but why we got to get the next sentence oh okay well I usually just do
headlines I think we read enough Joe [Laughter]
well anyway I mean I think it fits in with what we’re talking about here I mean because we look like a turtle yeah
Turtle yeah I mean yeah you can look it up on your own time really but yeah but I just wanted to make sure that I
wasn’t crazy here and I did hear that yeah Turtle Island yeah yeah well I think this is pretty amazing too
in 1503 he got Columbus and his men got stranded in Jamaica and the natives
refused to after a while to keep feeding them and helping them out Columbus had a
book of astronomy that showed when the next eclipse was about to be it was about to happen so he told them that
their uh his God was mad at them for not helping them and the moon was going to get blacked out and then of course the
eclipse happened and they all freaked out and they’re like here take whatever you want just don’t wow he said that to
to the Jamaicans yeah or whatever they were called then that’s a power move was he a Taurus I wonder
it’s a low blow but it’s amazing even 1500s they knew when an eclipse was going to happen I’m amazed they figured
out how to communicate different languages to each other I learned that when the uh pilgrims
landed at Plymouth Rock one of the first Native Americans that greeted them agreed them in English you know what May
20th he is a Taurus oh really oh no isn’t that crazy that’s crazy and asked
for a beer wow that is oh really yeah yeah that was amazing yeah how would
they even I guess there’s like culture you know well the the uh the pilgrims came over
in like the 1600s he was born they don’t even know when he was born yeah round about around about August 25th and
October 31st imagine they know his day died
but well he was popular then yeah at 54 but when they go to his well when were
you born and they’re like I don’t know it would give you like a month yeah like we don’t know exactly yeah maybe they didn’t do birthdays I
appreciate them being honest who Wikipedia yeah yeah that’s nice of
them uh so I mean it was a long time ago
uh we talked about this before he uh they thought mermaids were real and uh
Columbus thought he’d saw some but there were actually manatees so yeah yeah there is conspiracy around
that yeah I call them sirens you know like where the P they they that like people at sea for so long would think
that they would see these women in the water these really attractive women and they would like be calling to them so
men would dive overboard to go and then they would just eat them up yeah they
had to tie them to a pole or whatever to keep them from jumping in the manatees well whatever it was in there yeah oh
like they were just losing their mind Out on the Ocean yeah yeah I could see that I mean two and a half months
of just yeah you know I mean just a brutal
whales make some crazy sounds I just learned that they used to think whale clicking and the whale songs were ghosts
they they were super freaked out by whales um yeah
underneath do you hear them above water yeah apparently they’re making sounds way below and there’s a there’s one I
think it’s a sperm whale does a clicking but then the other whales you know they do their songs and they didn’t know what
they didn’t know those were whales they thought it was ghosts in the sea I mean imagine being on a ship with no engine
it’s all win yeah the middle of the night just darkness all over everything
oh man that’d be terrifying yeah and you hear everything like in uh when Castaway
Tom Hanks was out at Sea and there was a whale making oh okay I was not seen it in a long time well that well comes up
and breathes but it it was making sounds and then eventually he thinks it’s still
the whale the movie makes you think it’s still the well but it was a ship that was pulling a horn oh
yeah yeah I mean the ocean kind of blew that oh
yeah great great movie volleyball just told to maintain good volleyball yeah that is the main thing that is the main
thing I wasn’t listening so I’m still good yeah yeah
um Ponce de Leon I hope I’m saying that right he was searching for the Fountain of Youth he’s he was told there was a
fountain that you if you could find you could dip in it and and be young I guess forever
and he thought it was in Florida that’s where you got to be old forever
yeah yeah that’s good so he searched all over Florida uh
supposedly in St Augustine Florida that’s where they say it is now yeah people still go there now well in St Augustine they have a fountain of youth
archaeological Park and they say because they think that’s where the legend is that it it was at
but no one’s ever found it do you ever see the movie Cocoon you remember that yeah no I do remember
the movie I have not seen oh that’s about you know they have these alien pods and they put them in the swimming
pool and at a retirement home and when the old people swim in the pool it makes
them young again they’re starting to like not physically young but they start to be vibrant it’s a great movie yeah I
didn’t want to give it away but it’s a good movie go watch that I’m gonna go watch that tonight that was like a famous yeah Wilfred brimley’s in it that
was his big movie yeah yeah when I talk about the Wilford Brimley cocoon line which is he was much younger in that
movie than he actually looked oh yeah and now there’s a whole thing where to see if you’ve crossed it I think I’m the only one at this table that’s crossed it
but you’re not far from it what was it he was like 49 or whatever when he made
that movie or something yeah maybe not that young but but um he was a lot younger than you would think playing an old man in the movie so
now every time he started off with like celebrities but anybody that crosses the Wilford Brimley cocoon line you can go
on the on there and he was 50 years old in cocoon and he
looked like this he looked like that yeah wow but he looked like that
20 years later too yeah how did he look like that a lot of sun a lot of smoking
I think he had diabetes but he’s famous for saying it like that diabetes
there’s a commercial that I found the other day yeah I got the diabetes where like it’s the same commercial one guy
saying diabetes he’s saying diabetes same commercial yeah
diabetes that diabetes sounds like it’s unfortunate you got it he got like bit
by something mm-hmm diabetes sounds you know yeah I worry about that stuff but oh all right
um he died yeah just recently oh really I mean last couple yeah mm-hmm
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try to find a doctor in network good luck like it’s hard to find a doctor in network that’s confusing yeah it’s weird
when they don’t accept your insurance it’s like why not it’s like why not why are you not taking this kind
it’s almost like there’s something wrong with our whole Healthcare System I agree I I do agree
but ZocDoc takes care of that for you just trying to help yeah no that’s good
no it is good it is good to use it uh Magellan was the first explorer to go
all the way around the world he uh or at least his men did he got killed in the Philippines he got close
but uh he was almost there but how did he get killed just finding what the name
is I think he was trying to convert them to Christianity and they didn’t like it and they got in a fight and killed him
most of his men did not make it but it sounds like a hoax to me 18 of them made it well I don’t know but uh but he made
it I mean the Straits of Magellan which um in South America you can go through that separates Atlantic Ocean the
Pacific Ocean named after him he named the Pacific Ocean he called it Pacifico which means
peaceful um one of you changed his mind after the
way it ended but can you imagine selling all the way around the world and then finally making it and your friends are
still looking the other way for you and then you come back around surprise them I mean that’s a
pretty amazing thing like that’s what he did well his people went all the way around the world yeah so they started
going one way and then came around the other way yeah
um it’s just just think about they’ve never done that before just yeah you don’t even know for sure if so Magellan
was trying to do that yeah and then he didn’t make it he almost got all the way but his man his crew did some of them
didn’t make it yeah first first crew yeah they left New York and then came back to California
uh like that essentially yeah yeah not here I’m saying but that’s I’m doing
I’m from America so I’m using my I’m using America like you left New York and
went like East and then come back around and stop if you went to go travel the world you would get a boat from New York
and then you would land back in California and you go in a circle okay
yeah is that not the same thing yeah I mean he went the other direction but and stopped I think he got right back to the
stop to the city he started in but but yeah well that would be I feel like they live in a real thin
country yeah I know he’s coming in from the other way yeah yeah yeah I mean if you lived if you go
you know if you were a real dead end left right all right
he’s leaving left and then he comes in right to the same city Dusty has a flat
earther how do you feel about it well I never claimed that I talk about things but and people make assumptions about me
but I never claim that but all it is is there’s magnetic north and then you just
travel east and you just go you make your way in a circle if you believe that sort of thing yeah you would just make
your way around in a circle so you’re still going east because there’s magnetic north in the center so North
would still be towards the center and then you would just go east you would follow your your compass or Compass as
you guys say he says you would follow that East and it would take you in a complete circle so if so if you don’t
but so you’ve heard about it but so if it’s flat then what do those people believe all the other planets are
uh well there’s you know they’re Stars they’re wandering Stars because space is not real okay
but but how hypothetic but how do you believe how do you believe it’s not real if
you’re looking at it well you just look up at a canopy of stars yeah you’re not yeah you know movies has made you
believe that there’s space out there and now I can see it though you can see a
sheet uh with lights coming in you believe that you could soar through
there in a in a spaceship and ships have soared through there they as so-called yeah I mean I mean have you
seen moon landing footage I mean come on yeah well I’ve seen Mars landing footage and voyagers sailing out yeah to the
outer edges of our solar system there’s footage of that well there’s yeah there’s stuff out there I mean I’ll give
you that there is some stuff out and I and I and it is believable I get it I
mean it is hard to look at it and go but I’m not saying I believe those things I’m just saying this is I’m taking a
point of view here yeah I’m just trying to have fun yeah I’m not you know people love to say I believe the Earth is flat
I’m just saying hey I’m just pointing out some stuff that’s you know hypothetically if you
believe it is maybe what you would say yeah I mean well that would be the explanation okay for traveling Circle
and then like as far as space goes it’s like you know people always say find me a you know something of space that’s not
from NASA you know and it’s like well you’d have to go to the Asia astronauts or the
Russian astronauts yeah so you know you trust her you want to trust do you know what I mean
if you trust Russia I mean that’s on you you know what I mean well I trust NASA
yeah which is not Russia right but it’s like can you find you know it’s like why don’t they let us you know just explore
space on our own because we don’t have the means I don’t mean me and you but
there’s people that do well yeah and Jeff Bezos Elon Musk yeah but they’re doing Bezos lawn launched a ship and it
went real high and then it came down and they got out and everybody went oh you
did it but they didn’t really these are the new explorers yeah the modern day explorers and they’re trying you know
what I mean they’re putting their good good effort out there you can only go as high as the net will at you Richard
Richard Branson’s the third one right they’re building spaceships yeah and I hope they do it I really do
you know but you know we already have we all know that this is just a bit Yeah okay we’re just
having a good time here yeah huh I’m having a great time did you guys know they just discovered an eighth continent
really this just happened wow so there was a guy named Abel Tasman he was a
Dutch explorer and he discovered New Zealand and Tasmania Tasmania was named after him
um and he had heard about this continent that was an eighth continent was down
there and he traveled there and all he could find was the islands of New Zealand in Tasmania turns out it was all 95 of it was underwater and they just
found recently like uh that the this continent’s underwater it’s called zealandia oh next to Australia and um
does account accounts does it count if it’s underwater I don’t know if uh I think the whole point of economy is
above water that’s just mine is this Atlantis well some people think it may be what they thought was Atlantis
um oh that’s exciting but um New Zealand is about the only part
that’s actually sticking out from under underwater but they just mapped this like recently and um so I don’t know if
it’s going to go in the textbooks is a eighth continent but oh so if you’ve been in New Zealand does
that count as a new continent I guess it does congratulations nice work I wish we could have we’ve
been to the eighth continent whoa not many people can say no no not many people even know about that’s
big time I think we should uh have voted on the name of this though zealandia yeah I don’t like that that’s not a fun
continent name is it from New Zealand yeah well imagine
if you’re New Zealand and then now looks like everybody’s just talking about zealandi and you’re like all right dude we were right we’re actually living here
yeah we’ve been here the whole time New Zealand you are out there when you when you’re there it feels like you’re
let’s put our energy into this let’s build underwater city on top of
zealandia oh okay on top of this land that’s what
I’m all about which country gets to build it I would think New Zealand yeah we’ll get some funding from around an
underwater city yeah instead of going to space yes or the ocean I agree we should
be living in the ocean before we should be living in space you’re saying that you know you saw them land on Mars but
yet we can’t even Explore all the oceans yes let’s dig around our own home here
we’re trying to venture out yeah Elon Musk should be putting his money into the bottom of the ocean yeah Richard
Branson like let’s see what’s going on because no matter what we’re scared of our land falling apart but the water
right uh they’re also afraid of the water falling apart where’s it going to go they’re afraid of the water being
polluted yeah but you’re you’re uh full of plastic right yeah but you’re not
swimming in the water you would be in a little too don’t yeah I like being a
tube yeah so it doesn’t really matter now somebody arguing against you could be like why not just do a dome above ground
well because that’s fine but that you know you’re not creating new land yeah oh new land I like this okay I’m on
board new land yeah yeah and you just go and walk around maybe we have a suit on yeah I like this build uh yeah you just
build pressurized how would you eat well I bet you could crush yeah yeah
yeah you grow and you build a world down there doordash and then the whole world is underwater yeah eventually so the way
we started going above water then we just started heading yeah like if you’re born in one of the underwater cities and
you’re like you drink you’re like The Little Mermaid you dream of one day going on land yeah well that was like
Kevin Costner’s movie right Water World a little bit but I like that movie okay
yeah people seem to hate it I like to I like that movie way better than it got like a 30 on Rotten Tomatoes and I
thought it was at least the 74. yeah I didn’t like that he had like gills behind his ears or whatever but uh well
they would like to yeah you would like adapt to that yeah yeah
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well I was going to end on some modern day explorers we kind of already got into that but you name some Richard
Branson and I mean would you all consider Elon Musk people are trying to yeah go to other places yeah yeah if
you’re trying to go to other places yeah uh Bezos is trying to get
the people to Mars and musk is trying to get all the trash but no one’s and they
had a joke about so at some point somebody’s going to ask him to take the trash with them
yeah I messed it up sorry yeah he well yeah why don’t we just store attractions yeah yeah
I I don’t know you could argue let’s just keep doing it in the ocean and then let’s move to space right if we’re
already doing so much in the ocean already yeah and it’s like let’s just go to space and we just keep dumping it and
uh this space is a much bigger ocean uh yeah I guess it’s just how much energy
it takes to get the trash same thing you can’t breathe yeah float yeah there’s no
life up there as far as well as far as we know I mean some people crazy people even think that when they film space
things it’s happening underwater because the conditions are so similar
obviously these people are nuts but yes it is similar in that’s how they will
practice for space underwater yeah and that is true they will practice underwater because
you know it’s you know not a lot of gravity can’t breathe yeah so you gotta yeah we should do I
watched I started watching the Meg too
that movie is huge in Asia yeah the biggest movie in Asia we you and I saw
the first one together I loved it is it good yeah it’s just fun you’re
complaining first one was the the well or shark wasn’t big enough it I think it
could have been bigger I think they can always be bigger I think I heard that movie was funded by the Chinese government Meg yeah I could see that for
sure yeah that’s why they were pushing it so hard oh you can totally see that the second one probably too I like these
that’s how you say that you started the second one like it’s like an epic adventure yeah I haven’t gone through it
yeah I did half and then I was tired uh but it’s yeah it’s fun modern day Jaws
I mean extreme version yeah you know we watched Jaws recently and that’s like uh
it’s the extreme version it’s just a big shark it’s just fun to think about those is this Jason Statham yeah yeah and you
fight someone gets his family right oh I love that I like Jason’s yeah he’s the best he does it just fight someone kicks
the Sharks does he kick the sharks with his foot baby I would think so I think
so it’s almost a waste if Jason Statham’s not kicking yeah I watched one move Jay
Statham that wasn’t like I was hoping it’d be like the kicking and it wasn’t and that’s that was a tough one the
movie Snatch you know he was in that as not a fighting role yeah and that movie
was about fighting yeah but he was good in that he was great in it yeah but
another one like it was yeah you just want him to be he’s just super fun is that the one where Brad Pitt was the
fighter yeah oh so that was my favorite brother that’s such a good movie how’s Liam Neeson Brad Pitt’s yeah how’s Liam
Neeson he still does those fighting scenes yeah you can do him it’s pretty crazy you can do them like even The
Equalizer threes out I’ll see how old is Liam Neeson yeah 71. he’s it’s time for him to pass the
torch though who’s the next great actor that’s going to turn action so I was action uh that what needs to be there
there are some good guys uh uh but they need to click like uh
Matt Damon Matt Damon with the born like he can be uh but I just don’t know if
they want to do it uh when did he start being an action star like that yeah it was after Batman it was after Love
Actually 2001. the first Batman Batman Begins all the information oh Star Wars too the
first uh one of the Star Wars prequels he was a bit of an action guy but I mean so taken was the first taken was what so
how old was he when he did taken he’s probably 50. yeah it was around 2005
then then he’d be uh you know 53 yeah 56. so you were wrong Joe hmm it’s
embarrassing we invented his career as an action star well I could still be an action because I wasn’t sprung but I didn’t
really yes you played a guy that would be in action because you were a serial killer so yeah
if if Greg does a spin-off have you done any stage fighting classes no no but I
still could I mean yeah not too late yeah I don’t think Bates is not one that
you’re gonna really know he’s behind it but he’s behind it like
um The Usual Suspects I’m gonna be the guy at the end that oh yeah Kaiser Sunset yeah yeah you’re the cause he’s
the Kaiser Soze he’s the true brains behind this podcast and naitlin I think that’s a given yeah
um yeah she is he’s the one that puts all this together well that’d be cool if you turn out to be the real brains
behind me Liam Neeson though I mean he puts all this stuff together Liam Neeson yeah I’m the talent yeah oh I’d never
heard of it Liam Neeson until um Schindler’s List
and right he might have must have been in his 40s then yeah I think he was like a great stage actor in his you know 20s
and 30s it’s weird to discover Liam Neeson and taken and then go watch the
movie Love Actually I’m like what’s going on here just crying with a little boy yeah I’m
like what yeah I don’t know if I could what do do that his scene in um that Ricky Gervais the
merchant show where he wants to oh you’re a comedian yeah oh so great it’s one of the Improv scene yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s great yeah I don’t know I don’t know
yeah you have to watch him yeah it’s very funny well anyways there’s some I mean they are searching to see there’s
people James Cameron’s doing a lot of stuff down there that one thing went real bad for those guys yeah that went down uh
Meg and Meg too they’re searching the bottom of the sea because there’s creatures probably down there we don’t know yeah one guy on some National
Geographic thing he was talking about he they went so deep and it looked like
there was a beach underwater and they tried to go down and the water was so uh
like so much salt content whatever you would say there was so thick they couldn’t go down further they were
bouncing but it was like there were shells and stuff and it was like this water was running up on the beach really
I saw that on something but uh yeah but it was from a National
Geographic type thing so it’s like it’s just wild what’s down there yeah that’s why I’m saying like let’s do the ocean
yeah it was from a one of your propaganda channels so yeah so um so you
can believe it yeah that’s it yeah
naturally graphic though if you were a conspiracy you’d be like you know this is right up your alley right you believe
everything they say yeah usually Aaron with his Notre Dame degree is the guy
that you filling in for him is a Davidson alumni is the educated one I’ve heard I’ve heard him on this podcast
he’s definitely smarter than smarter than me he knows a lot of facts yeah we throw a lot of stuff though I’m
I mean I I’ve just surprised myself everything I’ve said yeah yeah so you really I think there’s gonna be a lot of
fact Checkers listening that are like what Joe said was a little bit off there yeah I suspect I could see that well
hopefully our back and forth will deflect from any of that and it’ll all come back on me
have you been getting have you been getting some Flack for saying you don’t believe in space yeah but I’m not saying
I don’t believe it just happens double down on it again we’re just having it was just being silly and fun I like to
talk about it I think it’s fun but people some people do not find it to be fun yeah the funny thing is the way they
defend Dusty because they’ll be like ah this guy you know he some people want to
dump Dusty and then people defend him very few people yeah by the way yeah yeah yeah yeah very few people but then
the super pro science crowd or something no I wouldn’t even call them that but then everyone will come to regular
people yeah they’ll come to Dusty’s defense but then they’ll be like look I find his viewpoints crazy too but but we
really love Dusty and we want to you know it’s so funny how they they always say I think it’s wild myself but you
know he’s a fun guy yeah I mean isn’t it boring if we all believe the same things yeah we all believe the same thing I
believe that I think it’s boring it’s probably the same thing we’d be brainwashed yeah we gotta spice it up you’re Patrice O’Neal thing just came up
again on a podcast really somebody brought it up I forgot whose it was but they told the story about Patrice
O’Neill and you and dinosaurs yeah and a few people have said it and say hey Nate
just got mentioned again that that story yeah where yeah where was it I’ll find out
yeah I forgot huh all right yeah is that it yeah yeah well we gotta
go yeah yeah yeah I gotta uh going to a little softball game uh last softball game
nice less the season yeah uh she’s a catcher I was a catcher
so it’s very exciting that’s awesome very fun stuff uh all right this week
showcase is out showcase is out uh go to Nate land uh YouTube and you can see the
Showcase you see Joe Zimmerman special the cult classic uh awesome awesome
things to watch this is all the very beginning of uh what we’re trying to start at the Nate Land Company and uh
you know yeah you guys are gracious being a part of it and seeing all this stuff and we continue to put out
whatever we can or you know do the best we can do uh I will be on the road uh
uh yeah Portland radio City uh I mean you know it’s all it’s everywhere so uh
you can go check that stuff out October 27th the 28th I’m at Hyena’s Comedy Club
in Dallas and Fort Worth two nights in Dallas October 27 I mean sorry two shows
in Dallas October 27th two shows in Fort Worth on the 28th please come uh this weekend I’m gonna be in Syracuse
New York at the Funny Bone and I don’t usually sell a lot of tickets there but
I go every year and it’s so much fun so do come uh because it’s gonna be great I
have a lot of fun there and I probably shouldn’t tell people I don’t normally sell a lot of tickets there but I’m just
saying do come because it’s gonna be great uh I’ll be at the Acme Comedy Club in
Minneapolis headlining October 25 to 28th oh Minneapolis I’d love it if you came and then I’ll be back with Nate in
Las Vegas November 11 and 12. that’ll be very fun yeah and then I’ve got I’m all over these little towns around the
Midwest for the next three weeks which you can find on my website but mostly just I want you to check out the special
cult classic it’s free great thank you it’s free it’s great you know what and
since this is a Columbus episode uh in two weeks I’ll be at the Columbus Funny Bone I was born in Columbus and uh I’m
excited to be there so come see me that’s one of the best clubs I love that club yeah I love them all you know I
love Syracuse I love Columbus it’s going to be great I love the people everything’s wonderful everything’s
wonderful uh all right yeah well you don’t have to end with a lie Dustin
you just turned that into propaganda yeah I keep a guessing you know you don’t
know what’s going on uh all right uh as always we love you
hope to see you out and uh yeah we love you see you next week
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