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today’s episode of the Nate land podcast is brought to you by indeed iboda
viori and electric e-bikes [Music]
hello folks and hey bear welcome to the nateland podcast I’m Nate bargetzi uh
Brian Bates here in Weber Dusty slick all right we’re here
we’re doing it pre-recorded one just in case just in case what I just always say
it I like everybody to be in on the note you know let people know something could go down
yeah I mean just in case it could change yeah if I died this weekend how quickly would you replace me on this podcast I
mean I already got a guy waiting so you don’t even take a week off I’d get
in no he already is there so even I would tell them it’s more about like
when is he gonna pass away I would say two weeks I’d go get it I go I told him give it two weeks ago yeah you know and
then we’re two week notice he’ll come he’s like he’ll say so bases out you’re like no I actually was here yeah yeah
yeah believe it or not yeah yeah he goes it’s a young guy uh no no it would we
could never replace you we would uh just do it without you not Mr Beaton
uh uh yeah but I think it’s like if you know I don’t know I just like people know
that’s been pretty you know because what if it’s something crazy in the news or crazy like you know something happened that you’re
like I can’t believe they’re not addressing this well this comes out the week of September 11th so okay there you
go well that okay yeah the guy that planned it already has a
idea uh yeah people don’t remember 9 11. they’re
supposed to they’re never supposed to forget but kids they just don’t you know but it’s like
you know I know it’s very serious but it’s like every year it’s like feel like people gotta like share stories and they
got attend it’s like the same you know it’s the same story they’re sharing they’re like this is I was in my classroom and I found out about it and
because that’s a pretty weird story yeah yeah I like the actual ones of people that save people yeah if the story is I
heard about it actually connected to it and involved right yeah you’re good to
share your story the rest of your life but everybody kind of likes to talk about where they were I know big things
but that’s how big of a thing it was yeah how many things have happened in y’all’s life where you remember where
you were you remember when you found out about it how many I think there’s yeah
[Laughter] uh JFK I think the better question might
be what was the first like news event you remember yeah well 911’s for me it’s not even I’m I don’t
even think anything happened before that I would remember princess die princess
die Oklahoma City Bombing uh I don’t know if I could tell you where I was at I remember that I don’t know if I could
tell you where I was at Princess Di I could tell you where I was at and then uh the shuttle launch I mean I imagine
but I think I was in kindergarten and first grade so I don’t really remember if you know you were seven when that
happened yeah so I don’t remember everybody’s like oh wait they we went in and we watched it on TV you probably
covered it and at channel five were you watching that live Brian I was
no I was at it was a snow day um so we were out of school Snowbird and
snowbird
it’s the mascot for channel four oh news so okay it was always fun when he came out yeah oh okay yeah
anyway I think I was over my cousin’s house and and uh and her mom came in and
said come in here something just happened so I don’t think I saw it live I think I saw
right after tell you what Snowbird looks like a mascot that uh that would not be
around these days anymore yeah you know well it’s like a canceled mascot yeah it’s a it’s a pink a penguin oh from
that angle it just looks it’s a penguin okay no because yeah but it’s it’s it’s not a good uh probably stand up on your
own it’s a bad looking mascot like they should they they did too much white in
the the middle like they should have had a little more like it’s because it really is more of a circle because it’s
not obvious it’s a penguin from this angle yes it looks like they could buy a big bird and Elmo together and then
messed up the colors so that was their that was their guy for channel four now I work for channel
five but yeah you hated Snowbird oh yeah yeah well
so Bates grew up wanted to be we had new sound Snowbird news hound yeah news hound five news hound all right not as
big as snowbird Snowbird was All the Rage so Ronald McDonald of
Nashville can’t wait to see news hound news how there you have pictures of it I got a news home phone somewhere yeah
yeah he didn’t last a new sound phone like is it like a house phone it was
like a little stand yeah oh here’s news new sound looks nice yeah oh yeah you have that phone does it bark when people
call they go roof roof roof I’ll be honest with you no one answers it much because people don’t listen to news like
they did so uh it’s not ringing let’s just say it’s not ringing
no uh I think I I bet there’s a big I bet your local news is gonna could slowly
make it strong you think yep return return if they went and did their
own if they went and did their truly like just separate themselves from whatever the channel they’re on and just
be like we’re for you and then really is it like Clear Channel though with radio
where like you know Clear Channel seems to like own all the radio stations so they control what the content is is a
new organization because you know that that that clip everybody shared the clip where it seemed like all these local
news organizations were saying the exact same thing right yes yeah they’re all
reading the same yeah I’m saying like that’s got to stop yeah so the first person that doesn’t do that would bring
local news back yeah the first channel that would let them do that we should just start a uh like a
local news thing we’ll just like Nate land news yeah you know because they have Nash Nash
severe weather X the Twitter app yeah and it’s like I go to that before I go to the weather channel every time always
yeah always I mean I don’t ever go to the I’m a patreon supporter are you yeah yeah okay well you should yeah the
weather channel is not going to help you with local news well you know what I mean anything to get you know the
weather yeah yeah I think that Nashville severe one is probably it’s more today but that’s it do you
have to have Twitter for it I think you can go to YouTube they put it on uh they live stream on everything
but Twitter is where they post constant updates yeah for stuff see that’s the thing is like you want to go I wish
they could you could you know you almost wish everybody had an app I guess I guess maybe not you know I would I would
say that then I’d go back to I wish they would make something where everybody could just comment on them yeah I got 50
apps and I go let me tell you what they should come up with in 20 years I say this yeah the thing where everybody just
won one app and all of you can talk on them they just have accounts that’s what would be if I ran the world
we’ll be back right back to Twitter in 20 years right now I’d be like it’s a lot now yeah but
I I think local news does basically just do its own thing there was one company
that owned a lot of stations and they would send down but when I worked at TV news that nobody was telling us what to
say yeah well you know how’s the difference I know what you’re talking about uh you don’t know what we’re talking
about I said you don’t know what you’re talking about oh okay I was hoping the guy who worked today for 20 years that
was the joke that’s called yeah it’s comedy yeah uh they all write it down spill it for you I don’t know if you’ve
ever read it well in our case comedy that’s how hold on underline it
in case you’re not getting it funny joke would have been for us never to go to you about the channel you have
the real expertise so you have the editorial control over stuff yes yeah all right we got work going to me so I
thought well before we move on maybe I should mention kind of I know then I noticed yeah like news let’s go to Brian
yeah you stack the paper yeah what’s written on the anchor do they actually have stuff on the paper right there or
is it more of a prop no they’re scripts in case the teleprompter goes down oh it’s a backup for the teleprompter
that’s all it is but I think back then but they stack it like they’re looking at numbers you know what I mean I think
back then it was individual more than than it is now I agree with you like your day would have been
that’s when local news was on the the top that all it was was local news like
a regular news station couldn’t do it and then now it’s like the other big
news stations came along and so then the local news are like well we just got to do what they’re doing and that’s the
problem you should be doing your own thing mm-hmm yeah I don’t know why you feel
that way I think everybody feels that way you feel that way yeah I mean I think it would be nice if you know you were
getting local news and and and just I don’t know better stuff I just feel like whenever you watch the news it’s just
like you know one or two little stories here and there it’s like give us some heat you know what I mean
okay you know what I mean yeah I think there should be we could do do an eight
land news and have a Dusty segment to go you know just to be people can go like hey you can go listen this you’re not
gonna listen to this yeah yeah we’re not we’re in hours we’re just doing a bit yeah
I would say you could do it in the news just to go like what he says I just like having a
different thought out there I don’t know what he’s gonna say yeah deliver the news and then you could
go to me for another take yeah yes yeah let’s go to Dusty for his take and
you’re like you don’t you but if you just one take is you just going I wouldn’t come to me yeah yeah not for
this not for this one yeah and we go all right uh that was dusty over there for his take uh We’re not gonna do him
tonight uh Next Step I’m gonna go to Brian yeah I’m the one that was on the
news uh we like to have fun here yeah we’re
having a good time yeah okay it feels like we started recording
I uh yeah so we were it doesn’t matter where we were because we were it’s pretty I
was in North Charleston how’d it go great caught me at the sparrow good crowd thanks for everybody coming out awesome yeah thanks man anybody that
knew me in there from Charleston
yeah everyone from Hyman’s came out oh good yeah awesome cool Sticky Fingers yeah stick your
fingers close you know that oh that’s too bad really messed up that joke that I don’t do it anymore so it’s okay I bet
yeah sad day though mm-hmm anybody else yeah I’m gonna jump in
there oh well TMZ let people know I was in California I was in California
where are you at Bakersfield oh yeah when are you there the September 5 6 8th
and 9th [Music]
I was at the Greek wow so you San Diego there’s your bigger show than mine yeah
for where we’re at in our careers I think you’re exactly where you should be and I’m exactly where I should be
they’re proportional they’re proportional yeah yeah it’s exactly it’s where we should be
uh uh so we’ll start the comments Evan Johnson I’ve realized this is a motivational
podcast you are living your dreams and having a great time doing it so I died so I decided to take your subliminal
motivational speeches and implied myself to my dreams my birthday was on a Tuesday and I received a phone call that
that I’ve received a firefighter slash paramedic job my dream job
I’ve been working a long time for this position and I want to celebrate my favorite group of famous people include
brand including brand flakes thanks for all the laughs and motivation wow thank you congrats to you Evan
that’s awesome yeah I don’t understand it I don’t understand what happened he got a he’s a firefighter he got his
dreams to pursue Audrey oh okay he decided to take our motivational speeches and apply to himself to his
Dreams yeah okay so he went and got the job he won yeah all right I thought somehow he was like subliminally trying
to channel his dreams and then all of a sudden he got a phone call and they were
like you’re a firefighter now he’s like I didn’t even apply yeah well Evan might
not have applied to this and so let’s hope Evan is yeah we’re very excited for heaven but
there’s a chance if you see evident you’re fired you might be like oh boy I know who this guy is and he did not do
training he just likes he just dreamed it up he just dreamed it up and he’s if you see one guy running with
one bucket back and forth from the truck that’s Evan and they go hey we got a
hose and again he goes this is what I’ve always dreamed and he just really and he just does it and then he’s like cutting
shirts off and they’re like that guy’s not even hurt and he’s like bear me because he’s doing both he’s like this
is my drink you’re not
that’s what we congrats Evan but we do hope it’s like that yeah we do that’s
very fun good for you man because I thought those were two different jobs
I think paramedic goes with if you’re if you’re gonna fire any kind of like that paramedic kind of wrapped up in there
they’re in cahoots and there’s only so many people if you’re a firefighter I mean they can’t where are you gonna put
a paramedic you don’t just have a guy on the you need someone that’s like do both yeah
you know when you go to war they have a medic that’s also a soldier I mean they’re not just throwing a real doctor
out there and like he’s just got a stethoscope in the scrubs just running
behind the yeah in the the lines behind the guy just being like I don’t know if
I should be out here and they go yeah but it’s going to get ugly and we might need you to do major surgery on the ground
and you need to be ready you need to be ready does a firefighter drive but everybody can see me because of my blue
gown I got on oh yeah my scrubs and he goes they don’t got back to him
he goes so it’s very uncomfortable when I sit down yeah I mean this is this you
want to be a doctor this is you’re a doctor so a paramedic that they drive the
ambulance one of them does I guess yep oh yeah yeah you would have
but I think yeah I think his job is to like I think I could do that as a paramedic I’d be like let me drive the
ambulance I don’t know if I want to be back in the weeds of it yeah that would be fun to just drive it’s unclear what
exactly this position is he might just fix the vehicles for these two you know
what I mean no he’s no no one’s going he said five no one says I’ve received a
firefighter paramedic job that could mean you know you work dispatch or something why would you if no one even
word it like that yeah I received it they’re trying to expand
our idea of what his dream is to accommodate whatever I received a job of uh being a police officer oh my gosh
dude so you’re a police officer I work the I’m in the front when you come in
one that doesn’t get a gun you’re like so you’re not a police officer no I work for the police yeah exactly right no
that’s he’s involved in policing he’s a firefighter and he’s even better at everything that he’s he probably threw
in I’ll be a paramedic too just because he could he goes and that’s probably him on the top set resumes down
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Miles Ahead miles and miles kilometers you couldn’t do that last though could
you do that last [Laughter]
I don’t think I can do it and Zachary’s earned
[Music] yeah uh back at episode 100 I told my wife I
wasn’t sure about this Dusty character now just this week I told her I’m not
totally sold on the moon landing anymore bam clearly I’m having a good time there you go boom now that’s what I’m politics
is one we’re planting seeds out here yep
enough of us joined forces it’ll be it’ll be better exactly I think
it’s uh you think you’re not joining forces because you guys don’t talk about it enough well that’s probably it yeah we do we
should try to get it out there more you know any chance I get people are looking at the moon I go pretty up there but we
never landed on it yeah who was it this weekend was it Russia that sent a capsule there and it crashed into the
moon oh I didn’t see that I think it was Russia yeah it’s pretty far away they missed the landing yeah amazing I mean
they hit it but they why is Russia worried about the moon right now I don’t know maybe it wasn’t Russia I
feel like it was Russian I feel like they’re just I spin in a lot of plates at the moment yeah I think chances are
they just said hey we crashed on the moon this is Dusty’s new segment yeah
yeah what if they go uh to Putin to go we send something to the Moon he’s like
what because who are you because we’re like you’re we’re your NASA
yeah you know yeah is that what do they call them they’re called cosmonauts I don’t know what the organization’s
called answer yeah you knew that yeah Yuri Gagarin
well you covered it probably the base race
that joke good is early and still relevant today it was a good five minutes ago uh
red Griffin reg yeah reg Griffin I like that better
Reginald yeah I did not like Greg Griffin yeah red Griffin it’s a bit much
I did not care for that and then reg Griffin I was like that sounds I actually like that guy Old Rag
Greg Griffin on the reg yeah regular Aaron how were you the first to get to
that xylophone iPhone joke it’s genius do you register something like that once
you find it big fan in Atlanta hmm I don’t know maybe not the first guy to
talk about that ringtone let’s talk about playing the xylophone and after the ringtones xylophone that’s it oh
that’s all you got that’s the only xylophone anybody knows you are the only one
well the stress of having that sound effect pulled up on my phone in my
pocket was a lot to deal with and I’m glad I’m glad I haven’t had to deal with it for a while
uh because there were shows I took my phone out and I had accidentally axed out of oh where you clicked this and I
quickly have to go to it yeah and that’s that’s not fun yeah that’s a real timing yeah yes like an easy hit you almost
want a sound cue from the booth yeah I think I trust them then you get you just go all we had was yeah and then
you just point to the sky yeah and then everybody just Roars yeah they lose your
dad had a sound cute other night that was a little a little off yeah that bowling ball joke oh yeah his
get off so he didn’t even dropped it yet you already here go down the lane yeah
yeah it’s funnier that way yeah yeah he his sometimes we’ve had it we had it messed up because his he’ll do it on his
belt uh and uh sometimes it doesn’t click so I mean we’ve had it I mean
that’s real magic though if if it if that ball is rolling you hear the ball rolling and it’s a four rolls yeah
that’s magic yeah that’s true it’s regular Griffin uh I went to high school
with a kid named random oh really random Giles oh he’s a nice kid but I’ve never
met him ran no he’d go by random random jobs that’s a great last name Giles yeah how do you
feel about random in conversation you’re like that last name is so good that last name’s so good that you kind of forget
about the first thing being random because I’m random Giles and you’re like That Is Random yeah you’re like nice to
meet you yeah I’m regular Griff it’s regular Griffin regular and random I go
about regular uh Reagan ran but he’s saying do you register something like you somebody like register a joke uh you
don’t register you just do them
uh Josh Stringer thinking about accents and pronunciations breakfast always
pronounces 70 with an m and d in the middle 70.
70. 70. 70. I don’t I hear that I certainly hear
the D 17 70 70 years old
uh uh and in the middle I used to be Millions Brown baits I used to be 70 years old instead of three syllables
70 he rolls with two syllables Yosemite 70 70. and I can’t figure out how to
phonetically type out how he says Point that’s the Lebanon accent for you now you say Point by point point
let me point to that yeah point I don’t know how I’d spell that either yeah 70.
well how say it correctly point point
and I point to something okay now see now you’re in my head yeah I pointed out
was that it the point that point I pointed out did I say right p-o-h p-o-h-n-t pone it out
yeah fog
[Laughter]
you say you start laughing he’s like he started getting himself going a little
bit before the rest of us huh w e apostrophe l w e pressure will
will be right back yeah usually say we’re we’re oh yeah I’ll say we’re be right back yeah yeah that’s the one in
yeah yeah I got a lot I have a joke now where I say the word wolf probably about
35 times and I and uh your buddy I have to really
yeah no yeah but I think about it I mean I focus on
it the whole bit because I’ve been called out on this podcast that I I say woof woof I said wolf wolf
I had a joke where I was saying talking about deer meat Venison and I was saying venison what
are you eating by the way and well it’s it’s for a heartburn and uh so I would uh you’re the real deal man yeah
so I said I would say I would say Venison and I said it for you know in
front of thousands of people I did many shows finally somebody messaged me on Instagram and they were like are you saying venison with a hard T at the end
like innocent with a v in front of you yeah and I was like wow I guess I am I had no idea
venison Venice it’s venison venison not venison
there’s a lot of words that I just found out within the last few years that they’re not pronounced the same like
what like pitcher like a baseball pitcher and a picture
yeah oh that’s a picture frame yeah a picture frame yeah I would say that’s a picture frame picture of water that’s
your baseball pitcher well those are the same words yeah the
the mammal that lives in the water and a whale
yeah and the thing you draw water from well to me that’s the same I would say that I’d say both those are well
there’s a whale out there in the well okay there’s a well and I look down the well it’s all well and it’s doing I
would say it like that I would pronounce that as the same you thought they were spelled the same no I
thought they were pronounced the same that we pronounce them the same uh
picture and picture is that’s CR that’s the crazy one okay that doesn’t make sense but you guys were just getting
those so uh let’s see a thing going for this yeah I don’t mean to but
you know I don’t know if it was even decided what you were gonna call it that’s so new
what if it’s a uh a picture of a picture it’d be tough yeah that’d be tough it’d
be harder pitcher and pitcher that’s a picture picture of a picture uh Michael McCarver when
Jesus did carpentry do you think he ever cut a piece of wood too short
I think it gives interesting insight into what people think perfect actually means so this is I don’t think so he
gave he wrote this in after a couple weeks ago I mentioned how I’m now watching uh The Chosen and how it was a
little hard to get into it at first because they had backstories that weren’t in the Bible and they really
humanized Jesus so he’s just asking what does that mean and
I don’t know I’d say he’s perfect in the sense that he was sinless but as far as everyday life do you ever miss a free
throw I don’t know yeah that would be a sin I don’t think he cut wood Too Short
though I bet he measured twice and cut once uh are we saying he cut a piece of wood
too short to uh make a point to lie to his customers cheating him off a little bit I think he
just made a mistake well did he ever I mean I don’t know if he had a business right you know I think he had to have
had some kind of I think he was like a carpenter I don’t know if it was Jesus Christ
I think it was very brief very loose very you know it was like it was like a job I don’t think he you know Jesus is
like yeah man I worked for 15 years I was Carpenter ones I think he was I mean I think it was if you the timeline was
that long he was a carpet he was grinding it out for that long I mean when did his when did he start hitting
the road doing shows 30 in his 30s right so it’s 30 yeah yeah
so his dad was a carpenter so he could have been a family business yeah yeah but it’s I mean what did he do what
were his 20s like that he was cutting wood like he could have been helping his dad build stuff and like you know yeah I
could see that you’re right but I mean I I meant like I don’t think it’s like it’s more word of mouth yeah grinding it
out like it’s you know it’s like he’s a carpenter and his dad’s a Carpenter and he’s the guy there that can do carpentry
stuff yeah yeah okay it’s a sad it’s step dad it’s his right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
it’s an interesting family Dynamic that’s for sure yeah uh
Paul Johnson we’re moving from Wyoming to Murfreesboro boy Manifest Destiny and we had a garage
sale today I’m a little weird around people and I think I said all right and we’re having a good time about a hundred
times today to folks in Dusty’s voice since my wife said what is wrong with you she doesn’t listen to podcast so I
couldn’t really explain it to her but we made almost enough to tip the movers so I’m sticking with it all right for the
whole experience hope to see you guys in town when we get there well welcome to Murfreesboro all right there it is we’re
having a good time there you go we’re welcome to Johnson yeah I mean that’s great I mean my wife asked me that same
question though you know what I mean what’s wrong with you yeah yeah so uh you’ll be easy to look up in the Yellow
Pages Paul Johnson yeah um yeah
they’re getting in there the Johnsons I work at dugway
Proving Ground I work at dugway Proving Ground you take
Utah training our nation’s finest that’s a tough sentence I work at dugway
Proving Ground is that a city maybe dugway Proving Ground is a city you take he called it I also called it area 52.
oh yeah it’s an army facility to test biological and chemical weapons
okay uh I spent a lot of time in my truck in office of the sports radio who else but
our Anne Weber jumped on for an interview and did a great at the end of the show they were giving away two
rounds of golf whoever could answer the question where did comedian Aaron webbender go to college
knew this say I got through and won the golf rounds all right how about that said Michigan State yeah
that was very nice she also invited you to come play with him yeah so oh nice I’m out there in October
Wise Guys we’re in the club pretty exciting Tyler let me know what your handicap is and I’ll let you know that will go I’ll
let you know if she won Tyler might want to do it the entirely you might not want to I think maybe
we’ll go hang at the driving range I think of that no you might be no most people right probably are going you know
y’all have a good time y’all have a great time uh Gabriel Volk
I’m going into my 12th year fantasy football and I’ve yet to win this year the last place punishment is to do 10
minutes of stand up in an open mic night I’m worried based on my previous year’s performance I could very well be the one
to come in last place that’s happening to stand in common no prior experience for something like this what would you
suggest I do just get up there and fail funny Source from alive or I should try to write you up
but it’s uh so you don’t worry about it you won’t have to do 10 minutes typical open mic is four or five minutes yeah so
that’s all you’re gonna do and just start doing it now in preparation for losing fantasy football and then by the time your friends come and see you do
your five minutes you’ll be crushing it and they’ll be like whoa you should have been doing this all along you’re like
yeah it’s my first time yeah now I heard that you recently went to open mic and took your brother-in-law from China and
he signed up and did the open mic yeah what is this well we’re just gonna skip over a brother-in-law from China well my
my my wife her brother lives in China in Beijing and so he visited
and he’s from China he’s from Canada he’s from Canada but he lives in China grew up there yeah yeah he uh yeah I
mean he lives there for like his work yeah the way you said it yeah made him sound Chinese yeah
let’s go to duster real fast he’s got a brother-in-law from China and like well
where does that come from I know yeah now that makes sense so he did an open mic and uh the East room was great we
had a lot of fun have he ever done it before he’d never done that room before well now I know that room but he’s ever
done oh he’s done stand up before uh he just kind of hobbyist with it but he
wanted to do a mic and at the mic I guess it had some problems with uh I don’t know people getting mad about
jokes so they announce at the beginning of the show that this is a free speech zone so my uh brother-in-law who’s
Canadian and lives in China goes up and basically lectures the whole mic about how I thought the whole country was a
free speech Zone and then he proceeds to read the Constitution to people and uh
they listened yeah how was I all right let’s give him a standing elevation nobody’s laughing right now but uh they
are listening yeah sometimes that’s all you can ask for were you reciting the words along with him yeah he’s off to
the side giving him everything he says yeah
I’m behind him like kind of those couple there’s a couple of creepy videos of like looks like staffers wrote uh
stuffer I don’t know politicians yeah and so they’re reading it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but they’re like one girl
looks like she’s been awake for four days yeah and she seems to be losing it I yeah I like seeing that girl though
yeah because I like seeing someone into their job and that’s someone that’s into her job totally like so I I like take
out that there’s you know the political aspect of it just look at a person into
the job that’s what made me like that girl because yeah she doesn’t nothing
exist in that moment except her job which is that speech yeah and so I I
always kind of like I like seeing that just because it’s like oh that girl’s gonna be she’ll go very far because it’s
something that no if you know how to get that into what you do then and she knew
it so well that she leaned in at one point and like corrected it seemed like that’s what yeah it’s like she really
knew it yeah because I mean yeah you got to get lucky to find some people like that because even
as a comic like I’ve wrote jokes with people before and I’m standing off to the side watching them do the joke and
I’m like going along with them and if they don’t do it the right way I’m like ah no you know what I mean
like you missed it lean in until yeah uh
Eric Smith oh well yeah so that guy doing less Comics so yeah just tells it yeah tell uh funny stories
[Music] the very opposite of what we said at first what dude you said write some
jokes now yeah I’d start writing some jokes now so you just win by the time if you if you got the nerve to try to go do
it alone then go do it alone yeah uh keep the joke short but I think this is a a bit of a misconception there even
stories have jokes in them you know what I mean so it’s not like it’s an either
or a story is just but for someone just starting it’s like if he has a funny story it’s
Go Tell it I tell you what if you think you have a funny story shave about make it a minute long yeah yeah whatever
you think that story is I don’t even I don’t I’m not even hearing the story I can tell you go ahead and take it down
to one minute and bring it down there like you have to tell it on an elevator yes yeah and I don’t care you’re like
well this one’s a long one get it do an elevator that’s great advice yeah
because people drag out a story oh yeah they were all too well they do the best part too within the first 30 seconds
yeah and then they then they’re just and then they’re trying to keep up with it and you’re like well there’s nothing else behind it yes so you got to just
move on or pick a good team uh yeah yeah we’ll get better at Fantasy Football
um Eric Smith so I made several comments
and have yet to have any of them read on the show I have a new conspiracy that Brattleboro baits and the boys will not
read my comments because my name is too boring and easy for Nate to say Eric Smith true Eric Smith I don’t feel like
I’ve uh those two combined feel different to me Eric Smith I don’t I don’t think of an
error going with a Smith no me either yeah like so it makes it kind of different it’s like Eric Smith
like that’s what I would say like I was going to a completely different direction yeah put a question mark at the End Eric Smith yeah and then you now
you got a unique name he does it yeah he does Dusty sleigh that’s just slay Eric
Smith now you’re gonna there’s a built-in question mark to this next name Jerry Richard can I answer Eric’s
question reiken oh boy it wasn’t even a question about you were on it oh uh
uh that’s not true okay go ahead what was the question about him not about me
picking names that are hard for you and not picking easy names it’s just important fact he there was no question
in that comment it was just he was making a comment yeah yeah the real truth is that Brian will sometimes pick
Eric’s uh comments to read and then we as a group decide that they’re not good enough to be read
eliminate that say what Eric this is the last comment you’ll ever get ready that’s for sure I have a whole system
that I could break down if anyone ever cares maybe a side podcast
well I mean do you want them to know the system because then they’ll all try to repeat
it yeah but let me give you some can I give some Basics pointers what they just said about about the joke it’s cut it
down cut it I mean first of all don’t try to be funny in your if you got a Funny Story by all
means share it but don’t insert a lot of jokes and all that stuff a lot of people just like to funny it up we don’t need
that we’ve got a funny story share it try to keep it tight I will edit it down a lot if I can to try to fit it fit in on here
I usually start with first comments usually a positive about last week’s episode I usually mention
the title in it so Nate can remember what we talked about last week do that for a good work right there
second one then would get a little funny maybe something they didn’t like about the podcast something we got wrong I try
to find a comment about all four of us so we can all kind of get involved comment in a little bit
and then these like this one where we’re taping ahead of time they got a vault of
just comments that I’ve just been saving so some of these might have been from six months ago that they submitted
um but hey maybe you’ve got one out there it’s still gonna it’s still gonna happen just hadn’t got them in the bank
got them in the bank ready to go yeah your system got a system yeah and that was a short version
of explaining it that was the short version I got a lot more but is there a lot more frill I don’t look at names oh
I don’t I don’t even pay attention to names let’s call the Breakfast system that’s interesting so you don’t look at
that you just read the comments yeah because I don’t know when some people have gone on here a couple of times they’re legitimately just
have written two great comments yeah what happened over here
huh I just said let’s call it the breakfast system yeah and that made Aaron laugh yeah and then and then no
one else listens so we just laughed sometimes We’re alone over here for a few you know a minute or two and then we
come back yeah I don’t think it’s fair fair that they don’t get it read because
they’ve already been on before that’s interesting though that’s that’s it that is very fair that I think it makes
people that have had their comments read twice like oh like you’re getting it in right
like you’re you’re getting on your own Merit you’re not getting it you know yeah say a fun tip is if you email in
all caps that’ll stand out right shut up Aaron
foreign people love to DM me and don’t send it
every to every social media where I have to read the same one five times just
send it to one that gets you almost disqualified if I have to read it four times before it makes it here you’re
disqualified yeah I’m making that rule that’s not part of the breakfast that’s the dusty system yeah it’s pretty big
a lot of rules the Twitter Instagram YouTube Apple podcast reviews I mean if they leave them on Apple podcast reviews yeah oh yeah nateland at
natebergetsy.com let’s pray the best email or do you like YouTube I think I like YouTube because
um email’s fine but people tend to get along on those emails also YouTube comments are public so yeah it’s gonna
you know people are you write better stuff when you think everybody has that’s right that’s a good point and it’s just your handle on there
now so I can’t even see your name like I see the comment first before I even click on it see what your name is yeah
uh what’s your trick work because you just got your comment right yeah yeah talked about it for a while too uh Jerry
Rec chanter Reich probably Reich rykendator reichen
dater maybe I bet that’s right Jerry rockendator that’s not about bad he spells Jerry
j-e-r-i which might be a woman maybe I would go back where they are if I were a guy I’d be Jr
yeah Jerry and then they go come on man don’t do jail what give me your real
name he goes Jerry rocking daughter and they go all right uh growing up in Indianapolis I remember
when they built the Hoosier Dam don’t don’t uh
laughs now who’s your damn
[Laughter] uh they added a one percent sales tax to
pay for it that was in 1984 and it was imploded in 2008 but we’re still paying
that tax wow never got it paid off just still paying
it how about if you’re building something and it takes 40 years to finance don’t do it
yeah well but I mean no but it’s I don’t think it took four years to finance it’s they’re just doing the tax yeah and then
just kept the tax they just kept the tax going okay they never get rid of attacks yeah right they just switch it to
something else read my lips yeah yeah they just put yeah has there ever been taxes taken off not that I’m
aware there’s been tax cuts yeah yeah are they really though are they like
I don’t I think so I don’t think they’ve never been like the sales tax in
this county is 10 now it’s nine I would say that’s enough I was thinking more
like I’m sure taxes is there one that’s ever gone away like paid off you guys no longer have to
pay right this tax that both said they have never even lowered taxes I would think that they’re even if they do lower
it one they’re they’re they’re going up somewhere yeah yeah I don’t think they’re giving you the money back I mean
that’s like every job that’s like a government job is like you got to spend all this money or we’re not gonna give you the exact money so oh yeah we’re
already used to paying these taxes so they’re not going to just let us get used to paying less taxes
it’s a good point uh Jordan penley Aaron have you heard of the birthday
Paradox would be amazing to hear you try to explain it to Nate and see if Dusty believes in it
yeah so the so if you were
in a room with strangers how many people do you think would need
to be in that room for there to be a 50 chance that two
people would share a birthday 150. 50 is there an actual number yeah
there’s an actual number and it will surprise you how few people you need for there to be a fifty percent you say good
number well 100 and what 78 would be half that’d be half of the calendar yeah
the the answer is 23. if you have 23 people in a room there’s a 50 chain I
think more than 50 chance that two people will have the same birthday really even though there’s 365 days well
that’s why it’s called a paradox because it seems crazy but uh the math of it
works out that 23 people half the time especially you have a 23
chance no no that’s not no I’m saying it’s more than
with 23 people there’s more than 50 chance but I’m saying in life if you
ever go walk around because you say you have a 23 of meeting someone that has your birthday foreign
chance of every 23rd person you meet that you
share a birthday with yeah there you go so percentage of percentage Yeah Yeah
that’s pretty cool it’s pretty cool now I want to do a thing a man on the street where I find 23 people and ask them what
their birthday come to my show this weekend that’s gonna be my new closer yeah
yeah he needs you for the 23rd person
because we had 23 people there take you out of it he goes 22. That’s GoGo tickets if a comic counted
themselves because dude we’re packed out 100 people there take you out of it 98.
you’re down nobody that was on the show it’s like
well there’s nothing 23 people yeah you put them in a room
two of them are gonna have the same birthday yeah 50 chance but so it
doesn’t matter it’s not in this saying your birthday any two in the room
if there’s 46 people in the room I mean what’s the percentage there 100
chance 100 chance yeah borderline 100 it’s never not happened
wow I want to do this I need to find 46 people that don’t have my birthday well we gotta think we got four people at
this table right now right so yeah you compare your birthday to Dusty you compare your birthday to me compare it
to Brian that’s three all right that’s three comparisons that
are being made yeah of birthdays well then I compare mine to Dusty I compare
mine to Brian that’s two so that’s that’s five already and it’s just with
four people so you have 23 there’s like 200 different comparison it’s meant to
be your birthday no it’s any two in the you need to be invited in the room I’m sorry if I phrase it that way but among
23 people there’s a more than 50 chance that there will be a birthday shared in there oh okay
this is college this is a college thing no it’s just yeah before it fun reading
was there a movie about this nothing what was that movie Butterfly Effect
wasn’t there a movie about a number that that moved the number 23 yeah with Jim
Carrey but that wasn’t no that had nothing to do with this okay yeah well that was like a horror movie right yeah
yeah scared some yeah there’s a lot of theories about dude let me tell you what
I watched Liar Liar uh with Jim Carrey so good it’s you
could I I mean I’m not crazy or could he have won an Oscar yeah that’s so good dude it’s unbelievable man I mean I
haven’t watched that in forever and I’m going through it what he’s doing like comedically yeah is when he’s
writing a pin and he’s fighting himself and where his hand is acting independently from him and you really
feel like his hand is on its own yeah I mean amazing could it have won like you
used to be like best actor be like you no one’s doing that right no one can do that yeah Jim Carrey is incredible you
can’t incredible that’s uh in acting like it’s it’s a joke because it’s a
the movie and stuff but like all the different stuff all the even when he’s in court and he’s how quick he is and I
mean beats himself up in the bathroom I’m kicking my own butt yeah that’s so
good dude he should have won one for Truman Show but you’re right I mean I think he should have won for what he did in uh and Liar Liar is unbelievable yeah
I mean they just wouldn’t ever give it but if you want to go realistically you’re like no we’re gonna go straight
up you’re like not even trying to be funny just we’re saying find me another person that could do
that Me Myself and Irene he his performance is really good that’s like a weirdly dirty movie but his uh role in
that he’s so he’s playing like two characters the whole time really great yeah
yeah I really enjoyed it and I’ve seen it before but it’s like you just
watching it and you’re like good leader this guy is unbelievable he was so great
on In Living Color I just saw a thing a documentary about I gotta watch that on
TV yes I’m about to go deeper here yeah um the Super Bowl
um like this is the mid 90s now the halftime show is so big the Super Bowl
used to be nothing and they were doing like a Disney uh characters or something was the
halftime show and any Living Color went on live on an opposite Channel during
halftime and did a live show and so many people turned over there it like messed with the Super Bowl and then the next
year Michael Jackson was the halftime entertainment oh really yeah I never I don’t remember that and I never heard
that but I saw that wow they were the first ones to say let’s compete and everybody turned over there
during halftime and I think they had a clock so people could see they’re not missing anything but
um yeah it really messed with their ratings yeah to the point where for now on it’s the biggest star in the world that’s doing the halftime show wow
yeah that’s good I think you’d ever have a comic do it the halftime show yeah
it’d be tough yeah to do a stand-up at halftime show that’s your next career goal
what’s up everybody what’d you do that spot uh see Goodell calls you tomorrow and he
goes you know I don’t know Rihanna canceled I don’t even know who’s doing it last minute Beyonce somebody it would
be you’d probably only get it for that scenario you’d have to have Joe yeah you may do it but there’d be one where I
would have Rider I’d be like let’s get some writers and make very specific topical stuff I think I think I think
for that situation to go you have to make it about what’s going on you wouldn’t do your best 15.
no I I mean I would like to but it’s it’s
I think out of context it’s two out of it’s too out of context for them to grasp your joke or what you’re saying
you could do some wife jokes or you could do some you know whatever maybe some crowd work yeah yeah well that’s a
big crowd and then what’s that go ahead yeah the guy in the green shirt it’s a
whole the guy with the jersey at the top it’s
only jerseys in the top all right the guy that took his shirt off my homes uh I think you would have to like who
where that would work would be honestly probably like a Jeff Ross going to roast
the town maybe a roast the roast the things that could probably work it’d have to be jokes like that
like that kind of quick you know that’d be very funny but it it’s it would be
hard to get people’s really focus you know people want to see they’re not because they’re
they’re not even watching even the singers is like it’s about the
you know them flying around everything I would do that I’d be like all right I’ll do it but I’m gonna do I would say I’ll
do it but I’m gonna do my act and I’m gonna but I want to move around as much as a singer would
yeah what if they could like float you to a different stage you land on it do a quick joke and then you float to another
stage do a quick joke there’s a wardrobe malfunction yeah you would set it up
like that have like uh yeah like go out do something and be like I’m gonna read knock knock jokes but I won’t do it as a
performance but just a short Greatest Hits kind of thing where you land and you go is that horse dead and then it
floats you over is that a wolf you know yeah you do the whole thing just animal bits yeah animal yeah yeah
uh Mark Jerry reckon daughter uh going
backwards Emily Osborne a guy clumps 1500 feet to the top of a tower in South
Dakota twice a year to change a light bulb it takes him two and a half hours to climb up and one half hours to climb
back down he gets twenty thousand dollars every time he does this who among you would do it
all right now I feel like something like this came nut I think that I feel like that’s like something was that’s not
it’s not true I pulled up the video and this is one of the comments is Dusty slay not enough money for me yeah yeah
and you’re you’re in it dude why all over the place yeah why did you comment I just uh I
don’t know I scroll along and then I just comment on things I thought I read something too about this I don’t think he gets twenty thousand dollars he gets
more no no I think it’s it’s an hourly like it’s not like it’s his thing oh so
this isn’t this is yeah they’re not they don’t go here’s twenty thousand dollars go change that light bulb that’s uh that
I I’m almost positive that’s not true he’s a city worker I know Eric the barber trainer would do it because he
likes to do crazy stuff I would want to do it I don’t know if I would do it but I
would want the theory of it I would want I guess if you know you’re strapped in there’s no way I do but I mean it’s
really you’re like okay I got it going and then you get to the top and then you’re like oh man I get the top and
then I dropped the light block I don’t want to do it just for the amount of steps yes like if it were a staircase
all the way up I’d be like nah yeah I’d be like whoever’s filming this how about you do it yeah how about you just attach the new
bulb to this drone you got up here and just hook it in yeah there should be a better way to do it
but I mean he’s really I guess he looks at his like you’re really strapped in
I hope so yeah I just wouldn’t I mean I just feel like I would I wonder how long it took
Tower would top well she said two and a half hours oh two and a half hours oh
yeah he probably has lunch up there and like you know man you’re just being left alone
and they would pay twenty thousand dollars yeah just the Solitude just to go yeah I would enjoy that just go sit
up there and man that last part would be the lot yeah I mean all of it would be crazy and then
the last part would be like and then if you’re like I can’t do it they’re like Yo dude that’s you know it
would get annoying to be having to click on click off and all that stuff I watched a movie about a girl who got
trapped on one of these I watched it I watched it in Parts in Tick Tock like
part one of nine I just kept oh they showed it and watched yeah I watched basically the whole thing how did they
do that so no one’s even watching the home but
it’s called fall or something like that or something like that yeah yeah I watched the whole movie I mean and I jumped in she was already trapped so I
had no character development at all but I just want to see what happened yeah it would make I mean I already wouldn’t do
that but after that movie I’m definitely that’s crazy are people really watching stuff like that
I don’t think they’re watching whole two-hour movies but like I’ll watch I know long clips for movies all the time
on there I know so but then you the problem is then you will you will have an opinion about the movie
of course and then that’s the part that people shouldn’t have
like you don’t get it like you didn’t go through the whole thing oh you’re right because I’m just watching something yeah out of context
you did so I’m saying this is ages I bet it’s everything that
it’s just frustrating to be like there’s probably so many people there like I saw that movie and you’re like they did not oh yeah they saw not saying you you got
the you got the gist of it but you got it in a like I don’t really care or you’d be like ah that movie was like
whatever because you were in a bad mood and right you know sitting on the toilet watching
this movie and then you have a real opinion and go out and go ah that movie’s not that fun well think about the amount of people that have only seen
a joke or a fraction of a joke from your last special versus the amount of people
that have sat down to watch the whole thing I I think it’s a ton yeah I think it’s beyond and they probably would
comment oh that special was good yeah yeah that’s true and they’ve only watched one though you know what I actually don’t think it’s that bad of a
thing and I’m glad that it’s happening you know now they put it that way yeah uh yeah that happens a ton I mean
there’s a the fruit joke like uh I I get
tagged in it and it’s like twice for two three four times removed from me but the
the only thing that’s good with my uh they it’s acknowledgment that it is me
like there’s everybody knows it’s me you know because I mean it’s showing me but that’s a problem with comedy is you can
have some stuff go where it’s the audio something and someone’s not credited like oh yeah not like saying you’re
crediting like you know there’s a slippers but but there’s no but no one even knows what this thing is and they
don’t know what that voice is they don’t know what anything is so it’s you know they’re not like oh
but yeah look most people I probably recognized a ton
mostly now off Tick Tock yeah kids kids will be off Tick Tock so I mean I say
all this it’s just I hope you know I hope the war it just doesn’t come to that where you just
you know you’re still making some movies and you’re still are you still in a 90s movie Kick
uh what did yeah I watched born start watching that God what I watched last
night Shawshank no I’d like to make a comment on that there’s a comment right here yeah
apparently this guy does this twice a year this person says that’s only 40. that’s yamanika Saunders yeah that’s
only 40 000 a year nope it’s like well it’s only two days out of the year he’s
got plenty of time to make some other money the rest of the year yeah well I think she’s assuming this is all you do
yeah well that yeah yeah but it’s a mistake yeah I mean you got 363 days left
yeah I mean I’m just commenting I don’t know her but I’m just commenting on the the comment itself I’m just saying
there’s plenty of time well she got 897 likes testing you got 28 so yeah
and she had 280 comments and she’s moving the needle but we’re really well but let’s see what they’re saying you
know we’re really saying the same thing it’s not enough money for us but
Yeah well yeah people aren’t happy about it yeah well but you got that’s what you gotta do you gotta get there’s a uh
nurse practitioner on my thing and uh I’ve seen the little of the comments
like I don’t go reading because it’s just but I mean it’s just I’ll get them like you see the notifications I mean
it’s got so many because people nurse practitioners are arguing or dot or there are you know whatever his joke is
about Nurse practice like he’s not you know it’s like just trying to be funny no one’s taking nothing seriously but
it’s uh it’s like you got to get up and go like that and then they just but I don’t I don’t think that builds what
everybody wants it to build that’s the one thing I disagree when everybody talks about uh getting the clicks and
like you need them arguing you need them mad you need them all this stuff I don’t think that turns into
a positive for the ultimate goal which is you it turns a positive into if
you’re trying to I guess ads or you’re trying to like there you know you’re just trying to make people come to you get to go say there’s look all these
people commenting on this look at all this kind of stuff like that but I don’t even think people would be buying stuff from the ads it’s it’s in a place that
like people just want to argue I don’t think it helps but I think the thinking is the more engagement that’s going on
on that post the more people it gets in front of in the algorithm right so the people that you do want to see it
uh because there’s this argument going on in the comments they’re more likely that people are the people you want to
see it are going to see yeah but I’m saying with this what does it matter who sees this
so this doesn’t really matter you’re not no one’s that guy’s not gonna make more money the person that posts it’s not
going to make more amazing for these like like what’s the what’s the argument for them to be more engagement on it
for the ads like boards the ads coming from like that that’s what I mean I don’t it’s not like Walmart posted this
and then there’s engagement it’s it’s just a person posted this and then there’s engagement
that’s what I don’t understand so that’s why and I don’t think it turned into actual
a buyer like it doesn’t turn into an actual like purchasing it I mean if
you’re constantly getting stuff going I guess you could get known for that and then people come
to see you because you’re the guy that always gets people riled up or they follow you
but I don’t you know it’s like there’s there’s still that’s a very far few between of who can
actually really really make it and be substantial does that make sense
yeah yeah that was just fair I mean shark jocks they were kind of the original guy
like people hated Howard Stern but they listened to him yeah mad at him but there’s only one Howard Stern right so
that’s the thing does everybody think it’s like that works because it’s Howard’s turn it doesn’t work because
the general idea of just getting people to hate one person like most time they’re not going to there’s something
that they like about them even though they hate what he’s saying all right all right that doesn’t count
as a rant I don’t think that is I made a note of it for my Festivus post
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yeah like an Italian guy I bought a I bought a microwave you know the city
that Bin Laden was killed in you know the name of the city
where’d you pull that out at that’s the best joke I’ve heard
thank you
there there is a uh comedian that’s performing Osama been
drinking uh no I do not know the thing but that’s
a good answer yeah that was funnier than the real about a bad about remember when it happened Jon
Stewart had a bit and said the best part of this is they got him in a city that
sounds like a city a New Yorker would make up when they were talking but yeah you dropped me off in what I bought a
bed or whatever yeah anyway good stuff huh yeah
oh he’s back never mind oh
all right so this week Aaron just let me pick up a space Ernest
asked Dusty where what city Osama Bin Laden was killed in and that’s he said
Chicago been hiding Ben hiding been hiding
all right one of our most uh uh uh most liked episodes of recent was
appliances here we go that’s what we do we give right back to you
you like that here’s a remake of it all we are is uh
uh yeah just remaking movies right yeah we’ve become what we despise well we
ended on a cliffhanger we did yeah which was you saying we got to my kitchen yet I can talk talk for 30 minutes just
about a Magic Bullet so wow yeah so I didn’t know we’re gonna do it
so soon no I can’t have you ever anybody ever bought an appliance off television I
bought a Magic Bullet magic but one of the best infomercials ever made and I there’s a while there I would
watch infomercials but it was before you know I had a smartphone and you’re a kid you watch TV and that’s all that’s
honest hours all these uh infomercials the Magic Bullet one it had a story they
did a great job demonstrating the product I don’t know what it is and Magic Bullet is a blender
where you put it on top and you push down to blend it and they would go you can make anything in one two three
seconds and the infomercial was like this random group of like nine adults
and the story was they were badly hung over they were waking up in this kitchen and they’re all sitting around this
kitchen and the guy just makes them all different stuff with the Magic Bullet and I’d watch it all the time so I
bought one like where would it air television late at night or like a
Sunday you know weird hours on a Sunday I’ve seen it multiple times do you use it I haven’t used it you know this was a
long time ago yeah and I had one I don’t even have a blender now we got 28 minutes left on this okay
when we talked 30 minutes I mean well all right so well that commercial
seems kind of crazy I don’t know I’ve never seen that commercial dude he was like anybody want nachos and there’s
like there’s like a guy that’s like the fat guy at the table he’s like now we’re talking yeah
and then there’s a guy that’s like the booze hound and they make margaritas and he’s like that’s what I’m talking about
dude it’s really they all had distinct personalities how do you make nachos yeah well you’d blend up the cheese yeah
so you put like the cheese and you blend it up then you can put the cup from the Magic Bullet directly in the microwave
heat it up make fresh you know fresh queso it’s probably getting a two variant what do you mean like if you’re
doing cheese and then fruit and then like it’s going to be like cleaning out the cup between each of these
nonetheless cheese when you microwave cheese in the thing you’re kind of like it’s it’s a cheese thing now
I know what you mean it’s my cheese blender this didn’t come up in the infomercial but I think the reality of
doing that is yeah yeah there’s there’s some caked on cheese there yeah there’s time there’s yeah it’s you just go
everything’s like is this spinach have cheese in it and you go it all it all kind of like tastes like cheese yeah I
think cheese just you know yeah that nacho guy uh I hope they didn’t open
with him I love The Stereotype because it’s like can you imagine he does that and then there and then everybody else
is like just tastes like dead gum Cheese look there’s like an old there’s a woman with a cigarette and a table Yeah and
these people are like well we’ll make everybody stuff with them I mean it’s it’s I don’t know tears there’s laughs and how long does
this infomercial it’s a half an hour infomercial and that’s a ton of butter man yeah I think that’s cheese
is that butter yeah right before it they need butter don’t take it from that lady I would do I like I mean I look I like I
like a lot of butter but that felt like a lot of butter and then watch you push it one two three very slow yeah one
missing anything just one more quick pushing and look at that what do we got
are they gonna make a margarita after this like I don’t you know I’ll look to do guac right here I bet so
Kevin from the office no what Brian baumgarner Nate’s golf partner
yeah oh okay oh that guy that is that the guy that wanted the nachos that’s what I’m talking about yeah you can tell
who’s here they’re kind of creeping on this girl there’s a lot going on at the table that’s what I’m saying dude this
this was good television and it made me want to buy the product and then these people they just some of
them are starting oh this is making like a little chocolate milk yeah for when the spoon’s too hard yeah how old are
you when he goes and he puts milk and chocolate in there and he goes now you microwave it and you go I think we
probably got one when I was in it they just did that again that’s gonna taste like cheese it’s gonna be uh chocolate
milk with a little no it’s a it’s a different cup all right so then then that’s the thing
right so you’re they’re doing it you got a lot of Cups how does that become look that’s chocolate mousse in six seconds
that’s soft serve how do you even make mousse what is Moose just warm ice cream
it’s not that cold it can’t be that cold it’s hot out of the oven well he just
made it and they go all right someone’s being normal for a second and making an actual smoothie with this yeah
I feel like the Magic Bullet people would be like well at least we got one person that’s asking for a normal thing
the guy with the coffee that was longer than three seconds well they always say it’s all right so how long did it say
that one was that was I mean they’re a smoothie a three second gelato whatever
yeah so if you bought this in junior high your parents were on board with it oh yeah they said eight seconds three
sorbet yeah yeah they got we got one for the family oh I see eggs you can make
tuna anything a blender can do what is a blender but it’s but you know
it’s super convenient it’s fun I had but when you do the cheese one it’s like dude the cheat like I think it probably
should give you a label this is cheese that’s your cheese one this is your cheese one
he can’t be putting chocolate milk in the cheese what’s that couple married oh that’s I
know exactly what line he just said right there what well he goes I like the Magic Bullet because it is the Ultimate
Party Machine that’s what he just yelled yeah and now we’re making the fun stuff and the drunks at the table are like
here we go now we get into it okay so a little fruit yeah and then the alcohol comes out and you know there’s some
fights at the table and um no liquid I used mine yeah but I just
made some of this that’s my typical stuff no cheese dip so they did not even show him put the alcohol in it no he’s
making queso right now he’s making queso yeah queso is a big part of this dude
oh they’re why are they pushing queso so hard out of all the stuff it’s the ultimate
Party Machine he’s making quesadillas now I mean dude you can do it all long as you got a microwave oh they
forgot they that thing’s been microwave for 40 minutes okay so and they just grabbed it out like it’s not look at
that dude tell me that doesn’t look good that does look good though guys like give it to me buddy I’ll take the nachos
and then yeah yeah it’s good stuff man I recommend it if you want 30 minutes get a Kill 30 minutes go away that reminds
me of that guy you ever remember Mike and Mike I could see getting stuck watching that yeah like I’m I’m working
stuck watching it now just just kind of like but Mike and Mike Golic would always be that he would always be the
food guy like anytime food was brought up he’s like yeah that’s what I’m talking about and it’s just like all
right we get it we get it I’ll be honest with you anytime you do a sports reference I’m pretty shocked yeah yeah
yeah I don’t know why I should say I thought of it the last podcast we just did which is was earlier you had a
sports reference today you go and I like to watch football and then the when the kids and then right there when you’re
like well I watched Mike I’m like I just don’t see you yeah as a guy watching Mike and Mike yeah I had a time with it
there’s a the Golic uh the Golic family big big Nate land fans are they are they
yeah wow really I don’t know about Mike Golic specifically but I know he’s got they’re a big Notre Dame family yeah and
uh I’ve had the Jenny public is in the family reach out and they’re fans wow
yeah yeah well that was my song was always doing the food the food thing and then yeah it was always like every food
right he’s like oh you know I love to eat yeah you know was there any talk about the Magic Bullet
and print a fan anymore it feels like they make that he’s like real skinny now yeah yes yeah yeah he
looks great he looks good yeah it feels like they make then they took him off I guess and just did Mike Greenberg and
Mike Golic was always the better one of the two they were a good pair you got two good looking backtracks
I was a big fan of my garlic but but it was like it felt like that he made the
food joke one time and they were like do the food joke every time I think he was a big guy yeah he was a big guy but
that’s probably why hey does he do Weight Watchers ads I don’t know he does something whatever he’s doing that’s good now yeah
yeah it’s crazy but I’m not backing down I liked him but yeah I thought he was
the guy who plays uh on the on the Larry David show Curb Your Enthusiasm yeah I
thought they were the same person they do look very similar okay yeah that surprised me too Dusty I
didn’t know you listen to Michael yeah I mean does it he he’s had a few references where you’re like what he
knows uh you’re a big Tua guy aren’t you yeah two yeah
I think it’s how you say Tundra Viola yeah I was always impressed when you know how to say his last name he was
like three people in the world oh yeah thankfully the first name’s unique enough you don’t really need to say the
last name that often but it felt like the sportscasters were always like nah I’m gonna do it yeah I’m gonna do that
last time not good I’ve watched office space
not gonna work here anymore
that’s a great movie uh some of the other big infomercial appliances George Foreman Grill I love a
Georgia phone I don’t have one now but I used to and I love it what’s so great can you find Lachlan Patterson’s joke
about it have we showed his joke on George Foreman Grill I don’t think so see if you can play Lachlan Patterson’s
George Foreman grill what was great about it I mean it’s not nothing you can’t just do on a pot uh
yeah like let’s say four minutes uh just do some of it at the beginning uh he’s
coming out with me uh that’s it I like him a lot
it’s uh go on to do other things that are wonderful and some go on to become terrible to
human beings I think you all know who I’m talking
about George
heavyweight champion of the world I think I’m ready to design a grill
it’s clear that he didn’t have asked for any help either he’s clear it’s clear he’s pretty much on his own
on that Grill just kind of walked in there I got an idea for a girl I just thought about it
just a second ago we’re gonna put it on an angle I think that’s all we need to do
and that’s it let’s do it nobody helped him really nobody
nobody stood up to George Foreman and say hey George how about putting an on and off switch on you
sometimes these things have switches
just an idea here at the grill Factory where you like to put switches on most of our grills
not donate it this Grill you just plug it in and it’s on
make it take a couple hours to cool down while I’m thinking about it
let’s go let’s get them in a box let’s get them on the shelves why are we still talking about this
I don’t know nobody nobody was like Hey man hey George I love this Grill great idea
debris drips off I get it what do you think about a thermostat
with a range of different temperatures for different foods
not one temperature is all you’re going to need on this Grill 500 Degrees
come to think of it make it hot on the outside too fellas yeah I like the whole thing
really hot yeah there you go it’s uh yeah I always big fan of that gym
that is funny very funny because it’s just it doesn’t make I mean there’s
nothing he goes on he does you know it’s like there’s no uh because how to clean
it is it can we take the trays off to clean it he goes no no make it where you have to put the whole thing in the sink because you have to put the hole oh yeah
there’s no way you gotta get a lot of that because I’ve never had a George Foreman girl at that time everybody I felt like everybody had a George foreign
probably when that joke was out yeah so the selling point was it’s at an angle so that the fat drips off and it’s
somehow healthier to eat okay okay yeah you had a tray to collect it and that’s
another thing that he says in the joke uh was and then make sure the tray doesn’t attach to it so you lose it
immediately yeah like yeah it’s just gone you know someone told me that that Grill was invented and they offered it
they were going to offer it to Hulk Hogan they called him his agent missed the call
and then they called George Foreman and that George Foreman probably made Millions who do you think’s next on that
list yeah if George Foreman didn’t answer the grill is this a Dustin Diamond grill or something or Holyfield
yeah maybe probably Bender you know I don’t know if you could have went to Mike Tyson at the time yeah Evander
Holyfield seems like too long of a name holy yeah that’s the time well George Foreman’s not I mean it’s easy it’s an
easy name syllables in advance George Foreman
maybe it’s the event that’s why they just do their own thing I had buddies in college that had a
grilled cheese business yeah a late night grilled cheese delivery business which is just a cash cow in in college
yeah and they had about 10 of these George Foreman grills just lined up in rotation just put it
wow and you can just order as many as you want oh yeah yeah and they would you just call and they have I yeah I think
you’d go by or call and you know like two three a.m they’d bring by yeah these
takeout trays of grilled cheese sandwiches they had Supreme ones with like bacon and it was a good time yeah
in this Health Department shut it down well you know I was very under the table yeah
do they ever have like a press that’s what the George Foreman it was yeah yeah it was one of you never even
seen a George foreign
yeah like the traditional uh I mean
this would have been like yeah that one yeah like this one
machine that’s right yeah you’ve never even seen that like on someone’s counter I don’t think so
if I have I wasn’t paying attention to it do you think I think that’s worse than my uh Shawshank Redemption but I
think it’s very close actually that to know that you’ve never even encountered a George Foreman grill yeah that’s true
is that worse I think every family member I had had one oh yeah I don’t know what to do
apologize a single guy too they’re made for you
yeah so you just put them in and then close it down like it’s almost like a panini press yeah okay yeah it works the
same way all right have you even heard the name like like George Foreman Grill even yeah I’ve heard of it a lot I mean
that’s why I mentioned it it’s one of the best selling I forgot you brought it up
I’ve just never owned one you don’t even heard these words
yeah I think you could do you could do a poll to go what’s worse me not seeing shawl shank never having
seen the number one fan rated movie of all time on IMDb yeah and a movie that
everyone wants you to watch and yeah and it’s so good and Brian not even knowing what a George Foreman grill looks like
yeah yeah never seen it I think it’s cool I think it’s cool I think yeah I mean no one knowing your age is too it’s
like there’s no reason why you’ve not encountered these things like if you were like if you were you know 18 you’re
like yeah the George Foreman girls kind of been out of circulation but it’s like you were around when this thing was
peacock you might have been yeah a little bit outside I don’t know if they’re a targeted oh breakfast baits
when the George Foreman came out I’ve probably been to people’s houses who had one but they weren’t using it
when I was there but we never had one hmm no you covered that uh Muhammad Ali
George Foreman fight The Rumble in the Jungle yeah
the thrill wait Thriller Manila which one was it was Sphinx
I think the throne what does Egypt yeah
I do remember George Foreman fighting sir Smith second time around his Resurgence when he became heavyweight
champion again yeah I remember that yeah it’s a sphinx yeah I heard George Foreman fighting
because he wouldn’t sit down he fought one when he’s older and the
his thing was he he wouldn’t sit down when he went to the corner because he’s like I ain’t getting back up let’s sit down wow there was a movie that just
came out about him I didn’t see it I wish I had maybe I don’t know what that girl looked like um Leanne Morgan that’s a big part of
the movie Leanne Morgan’s daughter worked on the movie oh really World Heavyweight Champion and then at the end you just see him grilling I think it is
a part of it that’s all in the trailer um yeah he probably made more money there yeah I think he did
uh they say Dr Dre made more money off Beats headphones than he ever did me and it’s like not even close hmm 50 cent
vitamin water it’s like not even close compared to what he made music I’m sure George foreign I bet it’s I bet a factor
of 10. that’s my guess yeah and I’ll look it up now yeah well
that’s why Hulk I mean when I heard about Hulk Hogan like him missing that call was like devastating
it’s hard to believe that if they really wanted him they wouldn’t just wait for him to call him back I think they got
the right person but all the stuff that came out of a Hulk Hogan too he had some stuff come out so then you that would be you know that George Foreman like has
kind of selled under the radar of like nothing is really going around is he uh
foreign lump sum
yeah estimates are you earned in excess of 200 million on the grill true he said
much more there were months I was being paid 8 million a month wow just to use his name I mean they were so hot at one
time I mean that’s why it is shocking that you never encountered it because it’s like the Magic Bullet of Gen X
what’s in perpetuity you mean what’s that mean forever forever yeah yeah yeah it came out eight million dollars a
month yeah see there’s Hulk Hogan at the bottom there must be some mention of that yeah I saw one where’s it Hogan
made a mistake in the article he said he chose to endure some meatball maker over it
the Hulk Hogan meatball maker does sound fun yeah yeah I wonder uh can you click
on it is that gonna be a whole thing it’s gonna be yeah what was the meatball maker that he was
going to do they did not he met with his agent was given three options for products to endorse a grill a meatball
maker and a blender of all of those what if he goes uh uh it
becomes George Foreman grill and then becomes the Magic Bullet and then he goes and he goes I’ll be honest I think
meatball polkamanian meatball maker agent goes I got this meatball maker it pounds the meatballs when you clench arm
muscles and press fists together well that’s fantastic I want the Hulkamania meatball maker that’s what it
was called oh no and then he passed on the forming room yeah because people are just dying to
make it does it say what the blender is by any chance or no not that I saw okay
it would be funny if it was the Magic Bullet Yeah by Magic Johnson it’s like his it’s his stuff
yeah oh man that would have been so fun because I’ll do the meatball maker
it just doesn’t even sound fun now if you could have a pro if you could
have the Nate bargetzi whatever apply I know what it would be it doesn’t have to be an appliance but a meatball maker
it’s an appliance episode though maybe it should be in a plan you’re right maybe we should dial it in yeah uh
hmm I don’t know I’ve already got an Aaron Weber grill well I can’t do that yeah
Weber grill yeah well you can’t do the Weber grill that’s what I’m saying I can’t so yeah what else would you do
I don’t I don’t know a bread maker foreign
it couldn’t be Weber because then it would just sound like the Weber crock pot something slow harder hard to
grab hold up yeah Aaron air fryer so I guess Croc is a brand oh I think I
thought brunch a slow cooker is the is the and then a
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like I’m wearing viori so I get to uh you know harass other people about their clothings yeah you know what I mean I
think he tripped over Third Base there at the end but that’s okay what do you mean you got a little girl uh lost in
the wording there I did I did for a second and you’re right about that I got it it says it is not and I don’t know
why that tripped me out yeah it is not that’s easy that’s what separates yeah that’s true that’s true that’s at
college education coming into play yeah Notre Dame yeah I wish we had it I applied to Michigan
State yeah I mean it would have been a miracle
my apologies to Michigan State somebody sent me this long message that you you are horribly wrong about and then told
me they have great research programs and everything well it’s just a robbery right now we don’t care enough about
them yeah oh yeah
yeah but I mean why don’t you care they’re doing better
than Notre Dame and sports right now I mean for past a little bit in what way
football I mean Notre Dame like gets to the football or anything well y’all get to the championship because you’re in you don’t join a league you play like
Cincinnati 15 times you’re better than this dude this is like this is like a guy at a bar who knows this you you
don’t even believe what you’re saying come on you’re better Aaron just got home they do they’re fine they’re not
fine the missions that’s a legit I’m the one that yeah basketball they won a championship they’re real college I’m not knocking
them Aaron just got over a big weekend watching Notre Dame play a Powerhouse right that’s right we played Tennessee State
you know yeah yeah they’re a big big time program Eddie George that’s true
yes all right uh some other infomercial items very popular vegematic this is
back in my day vegomatic it slices it dices no one yeah I think I remember I
remember that term slices it there was a lot of Gallagher had a it looks like a Foreman grill with just it cuts things
instead of cooking them oh it does Gallagher had a sledge-o-matic that was one of his props
Dan Aykroyd was hanging out live did the super bass-o-matic 76 there was a lot of
it’s been awesome that the ginzu steak knives I remember that yeah what’s the other there’s some knives you can sell
too cutting coins Cutco knives I had a bunch of friends when it sold Cutco knives one of them
against who I think could cut through a shoe or yeah they were cutting coins I thought yeah maybe that’s too much I
mean that’s a lot yeah if you cut a coin that’s sharp that’s a strong sword yeah yeah
[Laughter]
all right uh the Jacqueline Power Juicer The Slap Chop
Slap Chop was big I remember the Slap Shop I don’t remember this laptop it was uh it was a sham wow guy oh yeah
you need a Slap Chop and you literally just chop you put something in and you go
let’s chop it like that guy that guy was disappeared too huh yeah he did a movie though he’s an actor
yeah he got in uh I thought he got canceled or that’s a
Wikipedia here we go he got in trouble offered money they got to get paid the Wikipedia I’ll
give him money I’ll give him money every week I know
I’ve talked about it before I get I’ve given him money Wikipedia money I would do it but that thing doesn’t go away
so we need more if you if you’re if unless you I’ll give you the money if
you promise that goes away yeah that should be the prize yeah does it go away how’d you make it go away does it go you’ll always come
back yeah I said it in a week it said take a week off from bugging me and then
a week later it’ll come back oh yeah I mean they should just say if you get this we won’t have this on here and then
I would be like okay and here’s five dollars a dollar see you later yeah yeah I would pay for
it to stop you’re asking me because I feel like they’re always asking this guy’s name was offer Swami
and he changed his name he’s like a Vince offer Vince offer sounds like a Salesman I got
something to offer yet changes exactly sounds like he’s selling the offer salami yeah
he directed and appeared in the underground comedy movie which was met with extremely negative reviews oh he’s
at Adam Sandler’s movie Jack and Jill oh wow he appeared as himself in the movie
I call him the Sham wow guy the ShamWow commercial they did get in trouble though
yeah he had some uh he had some legal problems yeah for sure I mean there’s a whole legal issues
section yeah okay yeah yeah he got he got a little after it and then he’s uh
doing all right now but he says the arrest saved his life if anybody I saw the age don’t look did you
see the age now yeah how old do you think he is 53.
pretty good 59. 59. yeah it’s offer
that can’t be him right now though well he’s got such a
I mean he was everywhere dude he was the guy ShamWow commercials were great yeah he was really and then Billy Billy Mays
Billy Mays was the the greatest the Flex Seal guy that guy’s still clean that Flex Seal
well they they’re riding a boat it’s just made of flex film yeah the whole boat is flexible yeah I wouldn’t trust
it but I don’t understand yeah it doesn’t make sense to me I mean at first it was like all right we’re covering the
hole of the boat he’s like we’re gonna take the screen door well yeah it was like that stuff yeah but now he’s just
in a Flex Seal boat oh like I’m pretty sure it’s just the whole thing is the
like look up flexo boat and see if I think the whole boat is the Flex cell did he die
um should I look this up before we keep well I see one or maybe it’s yeah is it that black tape yeah I swear dude it’s
spread out to be the whole boat see that boat on the boats held together see the whole goat keep going away right whoa
hold on hold on hold on that box one right here yep
the whole thing’s black I think it’s just the black boat but your thing is black it’s not why
would he be driving that and then if he if his thing is black tape and he’s like oh this one if you’re like hey man
what’s up with that he’s like I’m just this is he’s the whole thing is a boat
super wide duct tape is out now yeah so I think this is a whole boat
Billy may stop Billy Mays died he did uh Phil Swift is keeping his legacy alive
he he makes an entire boat out of this okay I’m gonna wait we’re
gonna see it yeah because it comes and I mean he’s just cruising he’s cheesing with that smile dude no more that you
put that on there he knows he’s sitting on the way that looks bad yeah don’t use a lot of tape all sloppily use it neatly
you tape up a window tape up a box it does look better go to the Post Office yeah yeah we gotta so you got a boat
look at that Nate you were right man he’s got a boat friend wow
that’s what I’m talking about man yeah and he’s dude he’s got a full speed too
I mean there’s no way dude like I mean out of the boat frame like the whole wow
you want to go you got to be like he gets up out of that it’s just his shoes are soaked in yeah all that stuff but
yeah I mean they went as far as first they’d be like look at this we got a hole in this boat I’ll just put this on
there and you’re like okay and then now he’s just like I’m just gonna just build up I’m on the Seas I’m going out you can
see he’s the uh that deep sea fishing you just see him out there [Music]
Boda tape yeah just about it yeah why would you even buy a boat yeah
just buy a frame and then buy yeah frames gotta be the cheapest and then phrase what 20 30 bucks and then the
tape 19.99 you’ll need a you’ll need a better tape yeah you’re probably right and a
motor a couple rolls yeah yeah he’s got a motor attached to this and it’s I mean
he’s flying that’s probably all fake
I don’t know just put a tarp over a boat the jump the slow motion jumps it’s crazy at the end there it’s like they’re
telling you to build a boat out of this yeah I think he’s just trying to demonstrate how good it is but with the
slow motion jump they’re like go ahead and do this go ahead and build this boat you can yeah you have to mess around
build this boat you got an old screen door at home yeah like that was the old date like I mean
that’s how much he’s come along like it’s like all right the boat’s split in half I think that one they cut the boat in half right and then he puts the tape
down the middle all this I’m kind of like you’re like okay and then straight
up just builds a speedboat [Laughter] not even that kind of boat that’s like a
one of those fishing boats yeah like he builds you know yeah he built uh the real dish he’s doing jumps yeah he’s got
his little headset he’s still talking he jumped the shark this guy can do it all he’s a captain he’s a he is the shark I
don’t know if he could jump dude he’s you make a boat it’s he’s just like yeah
we got a product that’s and by the way I’ve never heard anybody on Earth use it never seen it in person
me either never seen you know still duct tape well I’m not really in situation where you know a boat gets cut in half
that often I feel like I’ve used some Flex Seal for something but I don’t remember what it was do you feel like
there’s actually a disservice they they demonstrate its Effectiveness with these scenarios you’ll never use in
real I’ll never have to tape a boat back together in half right oh but I but I
might need tape to you know fix a chair or something what if it goes over words like duct tape you’re like
yeah I could see it not working because you think I mean I don’t need the tape to be that
strong right yes like I’m not gonna not have this thing never give off the you
know like like putting a box together like was one of the demonstrations it’s like I don’t need Flex Seal no regular
tape’s looking is working great yeah for a box yeah and we got in that box but
then yeah but then that guy’s like what if the Box becomes the Flex Seal yeah I
might want to use this box later for a boat yeah you know you never know I might not have a boat frame but I
guess the boats the the the Box will not break is what it’s saying yeah right you can load it up it’s like it’s just not
gonna break how do you know because I’ve made a boat out of it yeah that’s what he probably
says a lot I don’t know yeah you ever made a boat out of you ever made it a tape
yeah duct tape please you think he has any duct tape of his house
it just comes right in what is this all about here I don’t know he’s getting he’s having fun though this guy seems to
really like his job yeah he likes he believes what he does I like that that’s Flex glue
all right anyway let’s see if y’all have any of these appliances uh electric popcorn maker
the microwave yeah if I have it just just a popcorn maker uh no absolutely
pan yeah you don’t yeah you don’t have a microphone electric toothbrush I do
or did yeah I know I don’t know it’s Sonic maybe Sonic something I’ve never I’ve
never had one oh they tell you what’s it feel like uh it’s like a toothbrush like
the dinner you know when they do that little spinny thing I don’t like them uh it’s not that it’s not just like that
it’s better than that but they tell you to use that over brushing your teeth yeah they said use the over a regular
toothbrush A vibe a vibrating one yeah electric one that’s how they call it you have another I don’t know if I go yeah
so you may get one of those vibrant toothbrushes I ain’t doing that you know he goes well I won’t worry about it sir
you only have about 18 left so yeah and he goes
I went to the doctor the other day and he told me to get a vibrating toothbrush you’re like you mean the dentist it’s
not a doctor because of the doctors I got the tooth doctor you guys get one of
those dick I’m vibrating toothbrushes I have so many electronic devices
as a part of my everyday life I can’t have you say where does it
stop the toothbrush is now electric too what else is going to be electric hey this has been around for maybe seven
years I’ve resisted I actually had that as a kid you had an electronic too yeah you
want to light up like I said you don’t even know how to yeah I feel like you don’t know how to describe it you sound
like his age talking about this I know what it does it vibrates that’s what
that’s what an Electronics does it when you charge it it has one the one I have has like electronic yeah electric
toothbrush it’s gonna light up yeah yeah okay you
just said it in the thing and it charges and I think that kind of spins it can spin right yeah it’s not just vibrating
it’s yeah it does a little spin circle and then it vibrates okay but the doc but the dentists say it’s better it’s
better on your gums it’s because you’re not you know I’ll brush my teeth so hard yeah
I would I think you would I think you do too why do you think that I don’t think
you can stop you know it’s like you’re born a china shop
like okay I don’t think you’re gonna you’re gonna not a clutch you’re just I’m not gentle is what you’re saying
yeah yeah okay yeah there’s some recreational appliances
hot tub anybody got a hot tub an appliance oh well that’s an appliance it’s like is a
pool table an appliance yeah I don’t know it’s called it a recreational Appliance what uh they’re
phoning it in over here again who has this stuff windows
electronic Windows electronic window you go tell me those vibrating windows I
went over to the doctor at Home Depot and then he told me to get one of those electric windows
what about a bike electric eBay electric e-bike yeah what about that oh that was so good I didn’t notice
I think that I don’t even have a are you sure that I have maybe in here yeah sure that I have the address right here sit
there and I folded it up sorry about that
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that was good thanks man that was good appreciate it well how else would he believe in the product yes yeah I’m
trying to take a page out of Phil Swift’s book you know I can’t stop watching this video I feel so he’s picking up dude
I don’t know why he’s ripping the chicken wire down or busting the glass but otherwise Dude any of this let’s get
back to Duke gutters [Laughter]
appliances yeah pillbox close steamer I’ll learn about that for
like a steamer I don’t know I don’t know if I you just call it what it is I wouldn’t say well if someone
goes what’s up do you if somebody goes do you have a steamer and said describe it like an iron I wouldn’t be I wouldn’t
call an iron appliance which was listed as an appliance but if somebody wanted to use their oven they wouldn’t go do
you mind if I use your replying but if someone said the name appliances I think you’re going refrigerator oven I I think
I think you’re in Knitters but I think you’re in the kitchen and I think once you leave the kitchen you think well
it’s an iron but then you think laundry those are apply you know washer and dryer that was right right yeah and the Steamers you’re
typically going to be in the laundry room yeah but that’s its own thing it doesn’t get to be with the
wash and dryers too it’s it’s a big thing I think they’re planting plants is different I think they’re very big so I
think when you think appliances it’s a giant I think in the lows you know they’ll have a small appliances section
yeah so maybe we should just classify it yeah yeah so there’s a vision should
have been all small appliances and not appliances episode two yeah that’s true
we should well we can still change it yeah yeah yeah
um we’ll see yeah we’ll see it was really just a joke it didn’t land and then it felt like it got serious very
seriously it was too good of a point yes yes yeah uh rice cooker
rice cooker I got a insta pot that’s what we’ll surprise in right I have one
never used it couldn’t figure out how to set it up gave up I love it got mad put it back in the Box put it in the closet
I only use it for rice but it’s really great for that that’s what everybody says you put it in
it’s zero work you just push a button and it works but you know I can’t figure it out you didn’t like it
I like the idea of it yeah we got one for as a wedding present it was on our registry somebody got us one and I can’t
figure it out I give up real quick I get mad when I can’t figure out a rice
pot you know that’s I feel bad about myself yeah you know you’re gonna make a good father in one day you’re already
doing the stuff like a father the father gets mad yeah he goes then put it away we’re not getting rice
we don’t care about like rice in this house yeah Dusty do you have what if this is
Chinese brother comes over yeah we’ll have some rice exactly
do you have a Diaper Genie I don’t know what that is but I don’t
think so how do you how does Hannah dispose of the diapers well we have uh well maybe we do have
that actually yeah now I’m seeing I don’t think it’s that name brand but we have a yeah a cylinder container with a
lid and you stuff it down in there and it kind of sucks it up into a plastic bag yeah I think we had one Dusty uses
the word cylindrical and nobody nobody bats an eye did he said cylinder he said
cylinder but you know he meant cylindrical yeah but cylinder sounds but I still I mean I don’t care for any of
it but it’s cylinder is a little more okay that’s cute that’s like a guy that’s a you know associate that’s a
trailer park guy that came into little money yeah the cylinder now yeah because we’re doing cylinder for it’s like a big
like a big beer can there you go there you go tall boy but yeah I don’t think it’s called a
dream a Diaper Genie but uh we got that yeah yeah but that would be an appliance
right see I wouldn’t call that that’s like a trash can that’s a trash can of plant yeah because there’s no electronics to it you got a trash can
implant if it’s an electric trash can you have vibrating
I think it’s got to have some kind of moving part like uh doesn’t have to be electric mechanical Parts
I don’t think so does an appliance have to be can you name one that’s not coffee grinder a stove
oh well it’s got to be powered by something now people said I think last episode you
talked about how that thing underneath a grill yeah don’t count as a point though I
don’t know yeah I don’t think I would count acrylic a grill is a grill you think Grill’s an appliance I would say
no George Foreman Grill is yeah all right yeah you know all about them yeah I was talking about the the proving
drawer at the bottom of the yeah apparently people said that’s for keeping food warm wait that’s what you
said yeah I had heard that I’ve never used it for that purpose but I heard that I guess it’s only if it’s gas
grills they said if it’s electric that’s not the case oh okay so it’s just storage if it’s electric I guess okay
but they kept it because people like it yeah but do you think in old days when indoor plumbing first happened a toilet
was an appliance I think it was a luxury item yeah is that have anything to do with what’s
Appliance and what’s just I don’t think it’s an appliance I don’t think it is I think it’s just a fixture in the house
it’s Furniture yeah it’s Furniture a toilet it’s like a chair right so it’s got to be more than
Furniture I don’t think you go to the furniture shop and they’re like hey guys let’s see a toilet section excuse me
Ashley Furniture I’d like to head over to your toilet section they might have them there you ever use a toilet with the with the uh the padded
seats yeah I don’t care I don’t care I don’t like it either I always oh do you like it I didn’t mind it it’s probably
nice to if it’s your own home it’s like a boat yeah if you’re if somebody else has got one great yeah but if you gotta
deal with it the upkeep I bet it’s not fun what’s the
up yeah what’s going on I mean I imagine I mean you gotta wait a couple days
yeah you gotta fluff it man it’s all been out of Shame Lucy’s like
Aaron yeah I know who’s been in here told you to use the other bathroom
yeah we had an air pump it’s like your shoes
I’m not familiar with it I don’t know what I’m talking about I don’t know I just make cleaning
like you don’t tell me that’s not gonna be a little more complicated to like
something like that like car I mean like what is going on that’s so much more complicated than or you know stuff like
a towel I wouldn’t I wouldn’t use that at all some of those are pretty big though that wouldn’t be
that’s pretty high up to be like that’s brutal dude I mean that’s
you’re like what is that like that’s crazy your legs are dangling that’s a good two feet before you even get to
where it needs to go I mean that’s that’s a plop yeah that’s that’s like
you gotta that one’s one you bring in your backpack and you go I got money because you got told he goes you can use
your toilet I got my own seat don’t worry about it and you pull out your own thoughts I’m talking about like this one see it’s like plush yeah yeah and I
imagine cleaning it it’s gonna be a little more complicated a little like it’s it’s I think if you swipe it down
why doesn’t everyone have these uh I mean I think people could feel like they feel gross because it’s like you’re
that’s what it’s yeah but I mean but I’m feeling more than that yeah I don’t really want to get that comfortable in
there I just want to do what I’m there to do and get on out well you probably have a bidet I’m guessing well I’d like
to get up a day I’ve been thinking about it you do like garden hose right now yeah
you know I was reading about toilet paper out in this Garden yeah what’s what’s wrong what do you do with uh
there’s some chemicals in there and it’s you absorb it if we went to your house right now we see a garden hose coming
through the window Windows never shut all the way yeah it goes under your bed it goes in there I got my grounding cord
coming up yeah yeah how many doors you think you
have actually closed yeah
well you know that is funny we in the trailer you know we had the corded phone and everybody people would come over and
use the phone but had a real long cord so they would go outside to get the room to get their own privacy or the door
closed yeah like you know it’s just got a little Gap at the bottom [Music]
different times man people come over to use your landline yeah it’s insane yeah oh yeah because
you had them yeah because they had one and a lot of people didn’t so they’d be like can I borrow your phone so are you
just Fielding calls from people to park all all the time uh I don’t I was a kid so I wasn’t doing it my mom might have
been doing it yeah I remember getting my first caller ID box was that that be an appliance no and
uh out of all the ones that’s when we go all right I’ll let that one go through
do you remember that though the caller ID box where you had the it is like the first time somebody called you you knew
who it was yeah yeah my mom still has a landline and an answer machine and it
shows you who’s calling what’s her voice what’s her uh answer machine message sound like about what you’d imagine yeah
yeah old lady this is the Bates residence we can’t come to the phone right now my mom just remade hers and
and it goes I’m busy you know what to do and I’m like that’s not even who my mom is yeah I don’t know why she’s doing
that I’m busy you know what to do I think
yeah it’s starting to be you don’t even nah you just let it go to the automatic thing yeah I don’t
think people even do it anymore yeah these the reviews on this toilets seat discolors after some time in the
shape of your body outline looks like an ink stain kind of bluish gray color can’t be cleaned with anything even
rubbing alcohol yeah padding almost useless I’m 160 pounds and the padding is so squished you might as well be
sitting on a regular toilet seat yeah yeah that was written by the dude yeah that’s his name yeah
sure yeah 160 pounds because it’s left right side of it upper body is one six
yeah that’s all that’s getting put on there you know I’m gonna look for a higher quality pad the one like I had before lasted years
uh all right we did it
uh all right yeah I’m good I think we’re good uh
it was fun uh so this September is 13th I don’t know where I’m at I’m at corn
Fury event but then oh God uh this corn for event here in uh in Nashville in
Nashville for golf if you’re a golf fan uh corn fairy event uh September 13th you’re
going to be this weekend West Virginia Atlantic City Baltimore Baltimore and then boy I mean we’re it’s
a big big tour big big tour uh doing a lot a lot of shows uh this fall
and I’m uh excited about a lot of cool places uh and I hope you guys come out it’s
awesome man September 23rd I’m at the Astra theater in Jasper Indiana nice uh September 30th
the Murphy theater in Wilmington Ohio um doing that with uh replacing Joe
Zimmerman apparently he’s on the road with you so yeah I’m getting to fill in for him all right October 1st Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia oh awesome
oh yeah I got bumped to the afternoon show at 4
30. the uh Eagles games at one so go to the Eagles game and then try on over to
helium to see me all right tonight wait what time was your show
gonna be it was originally at the seven o’clock show I think oh and then I got bumped so now I’m doing four oh because
there’s a seven o’clock show yeah there’s a seven o’clock game a 1pm game now there was yeah I had this
there’s 1pm game I had seven o’clock show but then another comic bumped me oh so now I’m doing the afternoon show I
said you were getting bumped for the game in a way I am but yeah saying go to the
game then come to my show why didn’t you do a show after the Championship I do like a 10 pm show
I’m uh I’m in the middle of a Texas run right now I’m down in Texas man isn’t that fun tonight I’m at the Addison
Improv in Dallas Texas that’s a lot of fun tomorrow I’m swinging on down to Houston Texas I’m at the Houston Improv
all right now and then all weekend I met the San Antonio LOL comedy club in San
Antonio Texas you’re in Texas come on out it’s gonna be a fun weekend it’s a fun run thanks man yeah I’m gonna be in
I don’t know how to pronounce it uh some people say Spokane some people say Spokane
maybe that’s just me that says that yeah uh but I’ll be there Spokane Spokane
Spokane Washington all weekend uh at the Spokane Comedy Club yeah that’s a great
Club it’s gonna be great all right yeah all right we did it uh
we will see next week uh as always we love you I hope you have a great week and uh yeah see you next week bye
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