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today’s episode of the nateland podcast is brought to you by rocket money uh mint mobile gooder
and helix [Music]
hello folks and hey bear welcome to the nateland podcast I’m Nate broget Brian
Bates Aaron Webber filling in for Dusty the big big big star now
Leanne Morgan yo thank you for having me I’m sorry they were lucky to even better
get you oh you know I would come here and mop yeah yeah put in a casserole that’s what
we wanted people’s been asking for a female and
we’re like you know what if she brought a casserole we do it that’s how we go off yeah
uh but you’re filming for Dusty uh we want you to have the same views as Dusty which is a lot of you know stuff’s not
real Old Testament yeah a lot of Old Testament yeah a great way of putting it yeah
yeah Dusty’s in India right now checking out the moon landing he wants to investigate it you know India just sent
uh not a ship but uh what a capsule to the Moon with people in it no but they
landed on the South Pole of the moon no nobody’s ever done that wow big deal darling people from India yeah what do
you mean swing yeah the park we can’t see
I don’t know if we can see it it’s at the dark side but it’s just I think we just know haven’t landed on that part of
the Moon they were upside down yeah so they’re hanging on huh I saw like they
were doing it because they said they’re they’re talking about they looked fake right because it was like the video looks weird it’s like not clear yeah
yeah and they showed it then there’s a camera because it shows it landing and then there’s a camera that from the from
the ground so I don’t know how that can’t like where’s that camera
well that’s not real is that it it looks like a car that’s what they were showing I think I said animation right
I don’t think so I think that’s the real footage oh boy bestie is going to have a ball when he gets back
yeah yeah it looks a little bit like a video game yeah that and but I mean I think people were just saying that yeah
who knew they were even trying to go you think
yeah he’s got three flags behind him let me say I’ll wait one more
uh I wonder if you gotta let everybody know like if you’re a country you gotta go you gotta call the other country goes
at like at the very last you’re like all right I’ll see oh I forgot to say we’re uh we’re gonna go to the moon and you go
all right dude I don’t that’s fine here’s all right well you might have to ask you you guys are you don’t have anything there do you yeah are y’all
trying to go to the Moon we’re going we’re going to the Moon flight plans yeah I wonder if you have to so you probably do have to say
is anybody surprised you know position together like whoa yeah let’s take a
minute Bangalore yeah I said that right I don’t
know I’ve never wanted to go to space um I think that’s frightening yeah I
mean if like wealthy all those people that want to go to space and I’ve never wanted to go
or look at it or hear about it what do you think that impulse is you do get to a level of wealth where you just I gotta
leave Earth I think you can’t be born in Knoxville and I was born in Adam yeah
you can’t be born again I think there’s a little far out of
reach you gotta be like in New York City yeah you got to be something that you’re like the moon would be a possibility you
know we’re just trying to get you downtown Nashville I know I know which is frightening you know all those people
twerking yeah oh yeah okay and all that dope right right a lot of parts with
dope in it yeah I’ve seen it yep uh-huh uh cart
seems like they had carts with dope in it and you could buy it and people were scooting around those carts yeah with
dope in it yeah and then it seemed like a lot of a lot of girls with jiggly legs and I say that because mine jiggle but
they’re on scooters and they’re jiggling and everybody’s drunk and you know it just seems it’s a lot for me but I’m a
grandmother you know I don’t want anybody to get a brain bleed I I just worry about that kind of stuff yeah I
don’t like there to be a bunch of partying going on because I have already
been through all they haven’t seen that and now I just don’t want people to have that much fun because I think it’s you
know sinful and somebody’s gonna get hurt I don’t like all that yeah yeah
it’s like Fair money yeah like for everybody to act right yeah you know I
hate to start this podcast out like that I love it this is what we need you’re being you’re feeling it for Dusty this
is the exactly is that what he says the same rant Dusty would be going on trust me yeah and Aaron needed to hear it yeah
I did yeah I’ve been out there on those scooters you like it yeah with girls yeah
did you ever have fun yeah I’ve had a good time yeah in
college you would drink like would you say 30 beers at a time no we don’t need to get into yeah the statistics we
shared it on this podcast yeah you said that was a long time ago people had forgotten okay uh no I yeah I’ve had
I’ve had a good time two or three times I think yeah yeah I’ve had fun a few times yeah okay have you no okay
straight in there no I imagine 100 years ago come on I’m a hundred so you’re just
young and so how do you know you’re saying I should be having more fun than I am no I don’t think so now no okay no
it’s dude now it’s too late now it’s too late it’s too late we have two cats I think you’re having the most fun I
think you have all you can handle you’re right for now that’s for sure it’s a lot it would appear that Notre Dame and
Vanderbilt are headed for a collision in the college football playoffs that is true both want to know how about that
dude both undefeated be Hawaii yeah Navy when are you guys gonna get a scoreboard
yeah it’s but you know there’s a lot of stadiums there when they’re being built they play and they don’t have half the
state like everybody got mad at Vanderbilt but they’re redoing their stadium and so they’re playing and it’s
only it’s not finished this whole season and so everybody’s making fun of interview they’re not like someone and I
was like oh I guess that’s crazy bad then you realize everybody does this they all play on stadiums that are half
built that’s for sure when they’re in the middle but it’s just fun that it’s Vanderbilt well and Vanderbilt’s
probably putting money towards cancer research right y’all are saving the world yeah we’re good because the
University of Tennessee we’ve got all of our scoreboards yes because that’s important that’s all you got
vanity had 21 000 which I think they were proud they barely beat your attendance at Bridgestone
but uh I’ll point out to people the Wilson County Fair was going on so we’re covering some slack and that is a good
fare it is a good Fair uh speaking of fair I was at the Alaska State Fair uh
this weekend is that what you were doing my darling and was that fun it was very
fun it got we got uh we’re supposed to get in one day earlier in our we a
flight got delayed I’m telling you I every even going Australia when I went to Australia my flight’s outside of
America are great ever the past three flights I’ve had except today today I
had a fight that was a 7 A.M flight but uh besides the past three flights I’ve
had to spend the night somewhere like they’re not making it real going when we’re going to Australia uh our
flight did not make it in San Francisco in times so we were either gonna have to go fly to San Francisco and spend the night there and I was like
well I don’t want to do that I’d rather just so we just stayed home and just missed a day of Australia and uh then
when I come when I came home from Australia we were supposed to be home and uh we did not get on the flight home
to Nashville and so we had to spend the night in Dallas and then uh on the way to Anchorage we had to spend it in
Chicago my darling yeah it’s not good it’s not good something especially going on mass
Anchorage nothing I don’t know you know just whatever that’s they’re delayed it’s just the airports are really bad
right now but it wasn’t weather or anything just no no it’s just not good and we got on and off something was
wrong with the plane in Nashville in the one in Nashville we got on and off at twice twice and then they’re like we can
do it yeah and then then we made it Chicago but then it was two we already missed the other one in Anchorage there
ain’t like anything like going to Atlanta there’s uh-huh you have that one boat out
did you get to see a big whale or Ingles or anything like that uh we saw grizzly
bear yeah yeah we went on yeah so we were supposed to do this float plane which I was very
excited about and you go to a glacier and you go to this place where there’s bears and all this other stuff and
that’s the thing we missed and so we we couldn’t do that and so then we went on
a hike and we did this long I’m usually it was a 14 mile hike wow and it was
yeah it was a lot and uh you ran a 5k I took his breath away it
was a lot oh it’s a lot yeah and then uh we and when we did it we didn’t see
anything on the way out and but supposedly this was like a local hike and supposedly there’s a lot of animals and uh but we didn’t see any it was the
weather was not great the whole time we were there and then we’re going back and Eric uh the barber he spotted uh he
hunts so he’s good at like spotting stuff and up on this Ridge was a grizzly bear
and then we saw and uh and it was crazy it’s so crazy it was so big it was it it
it was it was very far away up this Ridge but did Eric Eric post yeah he did
and then uh it was it was such a crazy like I mean
dude we were so excited I was so excited it really made the trip yeah not that I I didn’t I I wanted to
uh I just wanted to see more yeah it’s like right there
so it’s way up the mountain we have binoculars and you could look it was just eating and uh I mean it’s yeah it’s pretty
crazy because you just seen it like you would see it like on a TV show right that’s the crazy you’re in its yard you
know you’re in its area yeah yeah it’s not you know I think if you if you you feel it feels something different when
you see it and there’s no guide with this there’s no it’s not a zoo man it’s not a zoo it’s not someone going here’s
where I want to make sure you see a grizzly bear it was just were you scared uh it would I wasn’t scared I liked it I
mean I Chase who’s with us he looked at he goes all right let’s go let’s get out of here
he wanted to leave immediately because I can run fast cam oh they could have haul down that Hill no problem taking all of
them out yeah if it wanted to start running towards us we wouldn’t have been
able to make it back to the car we were we were still seven miles from the car so but it’s way way up that mountain I
mean it would have been it would have had to be a whole thing he would have won had to have wanted to be
like I don’t know if he could have even seen us he could probably smell us
they had the same eyesight we do in hearing oh so pretty good yeah so if you
saw him it could probably see you it was very hard to see him very hard there’s three of you I know we have binoculars
oh okay that’s the difference I doubt he had them and you’re yelling hey Bear yeah he’s
like what is that yeah hey it sounds like we’re trying to get but he was just up there eating and it was it did get weird when he started
walking and he would walk he’d walk kind of sideways with us but on the mound and
then we would stop because you’d want to you’re just kind of like let’s just keep an eye on where he’s at and when we
looked through it then you couldn’t find him for a second then you’re like oh boy because he could have gone
oh yeah I’ve been to Alaska twice it wasn’t the comedy it was with Clayton Homes and I went on a float plane and
the little where’s Clayton Homes my husband’s company yeah I thought it was a guy yeah I went out there with Clayton
Homes I don’t know who that guy is but all right you haven’t seen his Netflix special because I do have been about getting on
a float plane and that little man that little crusty man that flew it who was a bad mama jama and had a pack of Marlboro
Reds in his punk but he asked us on what we weighed in front of other people and we all lied
yeah and then you get on that plane you think we’re all going to go down because we’ve all won yeah it was only 10 of us
but it was Nifty but it was glaciers and but the way he flew it was like white up
here white down there you didn’t know where you were and then you couldn’t get your bearings
and then we flew to a lodge where they
started the Iditarod and they see it and they cooked dinner for us and they said we’re cooking salmon and just know the
brown bears are going to smell it and they’re going to come up and they’re and just get in the lodge when they come up
and I’m like what I mean but but flying over we saw moose walking Bears they
also said the Inuits made a deal with the brown bears and said do not attack
us and we won’t attack you and that said that nobody on that little island where the Inuits were
had ever been attacked by brown bears because they made the natives made a deal
with the brown bears they signed a contract yeah and well it was you know unspoken thing would you have done that
yeah I would do all of it yeah yeah I would love to see everything I would love to go but I mean if the bear was
attacking he was like hey can we just make some type of deal I think I would bring up if I knew an Inuit yeah I’d say
his name you know Jordan tutu yeah enjoy yeah he goes every will he goes please
you know Jordan he didn’t even stop uh you did it too didn’t you the flying the
I did a plane like that yeah yeah it wasn’t a float plane it was it didn’t land on water or anything but
it’s pretty awesome up there I’m going back in September oh yeah I gotta I got a show and Ketchikan Alaska did I say
this joke uh I told Justin to say it I don’t know if it was mean like uh Alaska
is a big man Hawaii
because you could experience nature with keeping your clothes off right now you don’t have to take your shirt off this
is 100 this is this is your temperature that you want to go like this is just Hawaii is a light jacket weather yeah
yeah yeah that’s the dream yeah this is it’s like perfect what was the weather like uh I told him this I was like and I
mean I feel bad coming up with a joke but it was yeah I was like that’s a perfect joke I think I’m a big man alive
just big man up there just like that guy this is great dude they got a chair I mean not too hot not too cold
yeah it was like 62 very windy rainy yeah uh very windy though I mean it
sounds great yeah nice breeze nice breeze uh it was yeah it was we had a blast I it’s
I already I’m already ready to go back because uh we were I was there so short of a time and I want to go back and and
spend a week and or just go out and I want to take that plane and I want to go see these animals and I I you know I
wish I could have done that more seen that bear made everything because I I’ve always wanted
to see just out in the wild well if you want to be disturbed go to Skagway and
go on the brothel tour there there is a brothel tumor Chuck and
I thought it was a history tour well they said it was a historical tour it was a brothels
from the when the Gold Rush man would go out there and hire women and there was
different degrees of women there were women that were in the brothel and head up bed and nice wallpaper they could
pick out their own wallpaper and then there were there were women that were in sheds they cost a little lens
then there were women that carried a mattress on their back
and then they just laying a ditch oh wow this is the red onion
The Red Onion Saloon Museum I don’t know there was a girl in a
saloon dress that said he said shimmy across this street and follow me and we didn’t know what we
were getting into that’s crazy look at them bless their hearts yeah so
one would work they’d wear mattress on their back just Matt strap a mattress on their back and then get in a
ditch I’m just saying what it was yeah right right and then but the girl the the I
guess the really cute girls got to be in the brothel oh and there was alcohol being served and they could pick out
their own wallpaper for their own little rooms yeah that’s nice when was this like 65.
when was the Gold Rush when was all that 1849 right 49ers 49ers so yeah like
pretty right around Civil War time Klondike all those men you know what I would say too this would be Alaska uh
[Music] it’s like when you look at it’s we talked about it we talked about us it’s
so big it’s uh but you know like the the Sarah Palin thing when they talk about
the Russia thing it is true Russia is there’s a point it’s like 60 miles yeah it’s close it’s very close
connected by Ice yeah like it was like I mean I haven’t remembered the context of
what it was but then you go to you’re like yeah but I mean it is they act like I feel like when everybody made fun of
it’s like well it’s this crazy far away or whatever the reason is and then you really look at the map and you’re like it’s very close spitting distance for
sure yeah yeah I mean we’re there to rush you go up to the T I mean you have to get way on up there yeah you think
you throw something over there I don’t know uh but it was it was light
till 10. I want to go back I mean I I’d like to go with the uh a little bit earlier I think the
weather’s a little better July I think July is when we went it was very pleasant yeah
yeah I I didn’t get to do that yeah that looks like those girls it took us on a
tour that girl on the lamp looks like Chuck
if Chuck put on a dress and a little lipstick but yeah that’s what those
girls and they took us through that but we did that we did the float plane
you got to go to the to the Taco launch Taco launch t a q u i think is what it’s
called and that’s where and I thought when he started smelling Taco I was like I think we got a t-a-k-u
I think Glacier Lodge yeah we went there and they cooked salmon for us and they said big old mosquitoes were there and
big bears did the mosquitoes I mean did you see the Bears they came up
um yes and we got in the launch yeah they smelled the salmon
you know my son’s an Outdoorsman so he loved it he loved it but my girls loved it too
Yeah it’s you’re you are out there it’s a long flight it was a seven hour flight from Chicago
yeah yeah it’s not easy it was uh to L.A was five and a half hours it it doesn’t
even look real did you notice that it looks like a picture book it does and then you try to take pictures of it and
it just doesn’t do it justice right that’s beautiful yeah there there’s yeah
the state fair was you just had mountains it’s hard not to be on stage looking in those mountains and then you
just were there a lot of people at their state fair yeah yeah yeah yeah more women making jelly and that kind of
stuff I didn’t get to walk through the State Fair really so I don’t I don’t know they had big big vegetables are a
big thing there and then uh I’d imagine yeah they were I imagine people made jelly I guess yeah maybe blopper oh it
could have been you know some kind of whale yeah it was in yeah they get those
mountains back there so you’re just like really looking at those and it’s uh wow very windy but it was the crowd was
awesome and yeah you just stare at those mountains though you could get you get yourself lost in there I like forgot
where I was at one point because you’re just looking at I mean it’s just so crazy looking in these mountains
yeah it’s up there I tell them that’s where I’m gonna go if uh when America falls apart because I think Alaska they
would probably just be like we’re just gonna be our own thing now yeah and everybody’d be like yeah yeah of course yeah yeah that’s where I think you know
because you always say word people say where would you move to I mean I think you have to go
up there if they if they let you they might shut it off but I did a show I would mention that I
go I’ll just show y’all don’t have a comedian right and then maybe like New Zealand and Alaska in August
yeah I mean we talked about that’s maybe nobody’s done that yeah the two places
you want to escape to yeah Australia New Zealand did you love New Zealand that much yeah you didn’t I’ve
never been over there it was great yeah you’re on the edge of the Earth but it’s uh uh you know but
Alaska is America so there’s something feels better but yeah yeah something
feels free well you just got your own plot it’s like get your your everyday stuff is just your plugs are there
you’re this and that this is seven away I mean yeah it’s not that I wouldn’t get used to New Zealand but it is nice when
you’re like it feels a little more familiar yeah yeah like Puerto Rico you know you can
still be tropical but yet you know it’s America yeah right right no yeah and
there uh there’s a place in uh satica Alaska City or something in Alaska and
uh their average temperatures 48 degrees not that bad y’all like Co are y’all
saying to me y’all like cold no I don’t know I love it my husband loves cold
I uh I I don’t necessarily like cold weather but it was uh sorry and what are
you looking up okay autocorrected the swastika Alaska sorry about that that’s not that’s a damn
I should be getting this is just Baron’s history yeah I
think I don’t think it’s sadica or yeah Sitka yeah yeah Sitka Alaskan average at
70 degrees there right now but it said the average temperature it was uh 48 degrees
yeah that’d be a good place to go too yeah yeah man big time look at how beautiful
[Music] the little town that I went to where the Inuits made the deal with the brown
bears I can’t remember what that was called it’s in the inner passage we went
we stopped its um Skagway and then somewhere else and that and that little town had a high school of like 19 Kids
and five of them went to Ivy League oh wow Harvard and Princeton yeah and that
had they had totem poles and your totem pole was your family and
all that it was really interesting yeah and we well watched there
from the Beat from the side we went out on a boat that was just for whale watching and they being whales and balls
had come up it was Nifty yeah yeah that’s pretty awesome when’d you go
my kids were little the first time we went and then they were probably like middle school and fourth grade something
like that and they loved it still talk about it yeah we took my parents and my mother and father-in-law yeah and it was
a cruise and it was kind of cruise where you didn’t vomit you know I don’t like a Caribbean
and this one was like glass and you could just sit out there and watch Eagles and cut they’d dive down get fish
come up I mean it was unbelievable would you and so it was a I think my parents went on a cruise there too and are you
staying in hotels too are you staying on the boat we stayed on the boat yeah wow with a bunch of kids yeah is it a huge
cruise ship I think that one might have been one of those princess kind of something like that yeah I think that’s
a probably a good thing to go to go see Alaska I’d imagine and we just stopped
at those little towns and you want to just go out there I want to go and just be we were on that hike I mean you still
see there’s still some people but man there’s so much that you want to go I want to go to where there’s nobody
Leanne if you watch the show alone on Netflix have you heard of it no until they send 10 people out in the middle of
nowhere they get to bring 10 items with them and they give them cameras and it’s just the who can last there the longest
people last up there 90 days I mean four or five months is it normal people or
are they so is it these are people like Laura Feldman okay it’s normal people yeah no these
are people that this is what they do they like Teeth they’re like into Wilderness survival and stuff so they’re
into it and if you win you if you’re the last person standing you get 500 Grand so like they’re motivated to stay out
there but yeah he’s got two babies now he can’t go
anywhere but but he’s uh minimalist and survival kind of he knows that kind of
stuff how does it do they just finally say I give up or does people stop them like
you’re about to die or the ones I’ve seen they come out and they do a medical check and they’re like you’re gonna die if you stay out here so they so they
yank them but a lot of people tap out if they’re like I’m sick of this I know I’m not probably not going to win yeah I’m
hungry yeah yeah they got a thing with a button so
they press Chuck Morgan watches a show and it was on last night and it’s people nude out in the wilderness and it blurs
out their diamonds and and I said I don’t want to watch this if they say
they’re watching that or Big Bang Theory and I don’t like old man they’re out there digging coconut and blowing out
their yeah private parts well that’s uh naked and yeah it’s naked and Friends naked in a friend uh I’ve watched uh I
used to watch a lot of it uh I haven’t watched in a while but it is like when
we were hiking we were talking about that like imagine doing this and then you have no clothes on yeah and it’s and
I mean you’re you know it’s even if it was 60 degrees and windy and rainy I mean it is cold and you’re it’s uh grass
scratching up on you and stuff too yeah it’s a Nightmare Man nightmare nightmare I can’t even ride on Delta yeah without
a coat yeah I know like hanging meat in there yeah I know Delta gets cold planes
get cold they do get cold I cannot wear it like a team but I have to wear a sock
don’t y’all they all wear socks and Tennis Shoes when you’re on a plane yeah what was the other thing would you wear what else do you wear well I see some
people in like sandals and I just think they’re crazy
yeah I wear shoes man oh my gosh let me tell y’all because I would like to like
wear those Walmart slippers slides yeah I would um start wearing a
toboggan I’m not kidding because I think my head gets cold let me tell you who I was on a plane when Machine Gun Kelly oh really
it was a fluke I got on a plane and I and this wasn’t playing no man no me and
Megan and Machine Gun Kelly we’re not and I got on that thing and was sitting
with him and I said to my children in our group text and our family text I
think I’m sitting by Machine Gun Kelly they’re like there’s no way he would go private and I go well I think he wears
like a size 16 shoe and he’s got things hanging from his eyebrows and he had a
big bunny that looked like a bunny had been murdered in a on a toboggan and so I you know me I like people I
love you know getting to know people and I just said I’m Leanne and um
are you because I am and he goes my name is I think it’s Colton Coulson oh okay so he
didn’t go by Machine Gun he just yeah well like we didn’t need to even breathe it he just told me his real name and I
said get a load of this I’m from Knoxville Megan Fox was Raising Oak Ridge he went
that’s sick are you kidding and I went no and I said how does she stay so
darling her figure with those three little children and he said she fast she
does not eight past five o’clock and I said well she is a beauty and he goes I
will text her and tell her you said that that’ll mean a lot to her and I was like wow oh my Lord she needs words of
affirmation like we all do yeah but anyway he was a doll we had a ball and
he showed me pictures of his little girl and he said she’s beautiful and I’m crazy about her and I get to see her all
the time we had a ball I was in L.A doing that table read and
and he was coming from LA and he was going to Atlanta and he was doing a cameo in a movie and he was having to
read the script and I heard him say to somebody they’re killing me and I’ve got
to be up at 6am do I really have to be there so he’s just as tired as we are yeah yeah but he was sweet as he could
be he really was next to him right next to him and he had a huge shoe he had
Nails tats things hanging out he was precious though he had a sweet Spirit
yeah yeah that’s nice to know that he’s a nice guy yeah yeah and I told him I’d
go on I go I know you don’t know me but I have a Netflix special and he went are
you kidding that’s effing sick and all that and I was like yeah I go I’m a grandma he was like what we had a ball
he and Megan broke up right after that oh yeah
better when he when he told her that I don’t know maybe she didn’t tell me about Oak Ridge I know two things from
Oak Ridge yeah but he didn’t know that till you told him yeah and they got a big fight I bet they I bet he didn’t
know I don’t know if they talk about where she’s from I think they just made out I’m surprised they didn’t work out
drink each other’s blood or whatever they did but no he was he was really
sweet but he had on a bunny hat that looked like a bunny had been murdered which and then but but then was doing
this so he didn’t want people to know who he was but he was doing this but he had on a hat with bunny ears but he was
interesting like him yeah yeah he was dressed like that well it’s like but yeah I don’t think
what do you he might not get all that hanging out of there yeah he might not have some stuff to not sitting behind a
football game with that machine
machine Mr Gun Kelly could you Mr Gunn Kelly Kelly what would you even
call it yeah Colson now now I know his name because I wouldn’t even you mean I could say that Colson yeah yeah ego
Kelly hey Mr Kelly Mr Kelly Mr Kelly could you take your uh reindeer head off
your whips on chain hat but I did find this out but he stayed on the plane everybody got off and I think I didn’t
know that there’s like a celebrity thing through Delta like they’ll come
and get you somebody like him and the rest of us you know get off but he waits he waits
till the end he waits till the end and they come and get him in a car on the tarmac yeah
I didn’t know that yet you talked a little bit about that on here before yeah there’s some of they they paid for
that there’s there’s services that you can pay that’s uh yeah I didn’t know that
yeah no yeah and but Delta has it too if you fly Delta lot I’m sure that his is not bad I bet but if you find out a lot
they uh I had it and I was fine we talked about like when I had Delta when I was flying so much and I was dying
with Delta I had a uh right when I got off the plane they had my name and they took me to my next flight so I’d make it
and it was like when you’re because then they do that for when you’re the people that fly them so much yeah yeah pretty
crazy on Southwest they give you an extra bag of cinnamon grams on the floor
if you fly a lot yeah oh really that’s our perk is it really yeah that’s a good perk yeah that’s not bad thanks man yeah
yeah but I got off that plane I don’t know where he went and did a movie I went got
her in a rental car and drove myself to Hahira Georgia and did a private show
for darling people at a wedding in a venue and then yeah so
we have very different lives but yeah anyway my family my girls just thought
that was crazy it was crazy yeah yeah and we need to be normal conversation with them hey what’s
precious I’m telling y’all he was sweet everybody’s very nice I think it’s you
know it’s their well you know look at her she’s had a bunch of cans yeah and she doesn’t feel pretty have you ever
look at her he goes oh no she doesn’t think she I go are you kidding me you know she doesn’t she eats one meal a day
and it’s not after five o’clock don’t you know that little thing’s hungry yeah but look at her yeah you helped her by
getting out of that relationship I don’t know but I mean I think he was sweet she didn’t have a baby by him I’m
shocked she oh she didn’t no she’s got babies by yeah Brian Austin Green yes you know pop
culture I don’t know Laura just said it the other day that guy he actually messaged me once Brian
Austin Ryan Austin Green 90210 yeah and then uh and but then Laura said his
name to me did because we I don’t know why uh but yeah okay that’s why that’s why
I’m on top of it likely story yeah
uh well I was uh in uh go ahead seemed like a good segue
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something on here well last night I was in Irwin Pennsylvania just outside
Pittsburgh at Community Church this is their hat they gave me and everyone was darling so nice people came a lot of
folks came from the podcast people came from West Virginia Maryland spiky from Maryland just see the show and it was
great and uh had a great time and uh everybody there
was was great really nice yeah is that where the Amish people are is that close to there I don’t know I
didn’t see any but uh it’s a little bit outside Pittsburgh so yeah I feel like when you and I did
we did a show in Pennsylvania we saw some Amish people I feel like that was in the eastern part of the state what
have we done we did a theater and was it Reading Pennsylvania lord I can’t remember was it the Hans it
was the uh Heinz people Hans ketchup oh we did one in Pittsburgh too yeah that’s right we’ve done one in Pittsburgh but I
think we also did one in in Reading maybe oh so there’s some Mama Sheldon Irwin we got an Amish Deli and donuts
okay oh cool so that’s probably where they are I was in Pittsburgh on Thursday and a lot of people come to my show
telling me they were gonna go see you later that weekend and I told a lot of them to tell you that my show was better
I don’t know if anybody actually did that did they they said they were going to but mine was so much better that they
couldn’t even Fake It Up fake it they went in there thinking they were gonna do it but yeah they couldn’t lie they
had to call it audible yeah I was in Boston all weekend oh yeah great weekend
improv yeah that’s a great time Boston was awesome man Pittsburgh Boston then I was in Cape Cod last night
back just a great weekend yeah just a great lot of people came out it’s just so much fun so it was cool we were we
were close by Dusty was in Portland Maine we were all like 45 minutes from each other yeah this weekend it was
pretty crazy I think a lot of people that 40 really 45 minutes
I mean I don’t know I didn’t check the map but everybody said it’s pretty close oh that’s so tall I don’t know it’s
Pennsylvania I don’t guess that’s New England is it no no I guess not but you guys were born in Pittsburgh
I guess so far yeah Pittsburgh’s near Ohio let me clarify what I just said I
guess Portland Maine’s close to where I was in Boston yeah and we were close in Pennsylvania yes but not the three of us
together yeah sorry sorry about that everybody yeah can I tell y’all that I was in Des
Moines yeah and then I was in at the Chicago Theater but in Des Moines a bat
swoop down at my head and they have that is such an old theater and I know you’ve
probably worked it I worked in that I’ve Had a Bad Thing Hoyt Sherman Hoyt
Sherman the name of the bat no uh the old man that gave a bunch of money yeah
and they said we’ve got a bat problem and um they said it was a hinge band and
it and we were trying to video and didn’t get it on video you never get anything it’s on like that you’re on
stage when this is I was on stage and it was eating bugs the first night women in the lobby at the hotel said did
you hear us guys I wouldn’t know and they go there was a bad on stage with you I had no idea the next night I kind
of forgot about the bat and I I didn’t think anything about it hey baby and I
um was toward the end and the whole audience went and I thought somebody was coming behind me gonna kill me I really
did I thought well some lunatic yeah yeah and they said it is a bat and they
said it’s a big bat land and so then you know I just kind of felt vulnerable the rest of the show what are
you supposed to do I know but a little man in the front I go Can it can it do anything to me and he went no it can’t
but then other people said oh they said it likes to getting women’s hair bats like to get all up in mom’s hair oh
really and a Mama’s hair and get in it and stay in it yeah and keep flapping
that’s Mama hair 101. true but it it and
then the third night we filmed thinking oh that’ll be fun we’ll get that footage yeah bat didn’t come out yeah yeah
camera shy yeah but little Manny that’s without back said I’ve got a net back here like she was going to catch it yeah
but you know it added to the show we yeah I remember having the bath and I
didn’t know it until afterwards because I did and I did a joke that and people were like they like gasping I was like
is that like a fence like I thought I made the crowd if I just went through it and it was they saw a bat same thing
yeah oh my Lord yeah in that place yeah in the same place yeah yeah close the
windows or something in this theater they said there’s cracks up in there and they filmed the cracks where they still get in
um they said you could see bugs through the lights it’s kind of part of it you just
know going in there does that place smell like cereal or is that um is that oh shoot I don’t know my
darling not any specific coat no I thought they made cereal there uh
and but I could be thinking there is another there is a place that makes cereal
in Des Moines and I’ve been to it what is that town that makes and they make all the cereal yeah and it smells like
cereal yeah Davenport Iowa yeah oh maybe yeah maybe that’s right yeah we did that we did
work with me to Davenport yeah yeah do you remember it smelling like cereal I don’t that woman gave us that little
tour um she was cute what kind of cereal do you eat Brian I love bran flakes I gotta
stay regular so um you know we talked about Cyril in here and I said Corn Flakes was yeah
that’s right the go-to cereal yeah we eat cereal not much I love I like it but
not much I I thought of this the other day you remember the one that had the red box with the frog on it Sugar Sugar
Smacks they were good do you remember how good they were oh yeah yeah do I remember
yeah yeah did they still make them oh I think so honey smacks oh I’m talking
about this right here with the clown on it no I don’t know the Frog yeah oh they were good and I do love a Rice Krispie
Treat if I’ve got time to make it from scratch I do think that’s good but my
husband Rice Krispie Treat my husband’s more of the cereal person we’re back into with Eleanor now we’re doing Fruit
Loops Cheerios Applejacks anything like that that she can practice on yeah
actually out of a bowl with milk no no just individual individual okay yeah all
right so you said she could take a puff she can tear up a puff yeah she’s a my
grandpa beats pops too yeah and that he’s eating cereal out of a bowl with milk and it is so cute she’s
spilling it everywhere uh-huh yeah Harper doesn’t like cereal she doesn’t what does she eat for breakfast uh
muffins or you know something like one of those little muffin thing or something she’s never liked cereal what
are you eating on the road when you go because Chuck Morgan is in my ear saying you better eat the Continental it’s free
don’t go to the Panera land why would you do that that’s stupid so I have to
go and figure out whatever there do you try to eat the Continental in a hotel at
the uh yeah they admit they have breakfast they’re yeah I’ll go there I don’t
always eat breakfast sometimes on the road some Sesame is not even in a hotel you’re just in your bus or whatever uh
but if they have breakfast we’ll go down and eat their breakfast but I’m trying to eat more food like fruit and
stuff like that I ate a lot of fruit this weekend had a cherry plum and it
was good something it was something was it ran all the way inside yes okay because Charlie Morgan
my boy said I bought some and took them somewhere and he said oh my gosh mom I
never can find these and it’s red all the way through you can’t find them yeah very cherry plum and I said now that I
know that you will have plums the rest of your life Connie yeah
they were it was unbelievable change your life yeah well I’m trying to
eat because I would eat so bad that I would eat sugar and such I’d eat ate kiwi too much kiwi kiwi is good I like
kiwi I I’m not even you know I don’t think I’ve scratched the surface of fruit right I’ve done banana and apple
and I like green grapes but I mean I I that that Plum was that was something I
didn’t think I’d like a plum Oh My Darling ate some cherries at night in your hotel room or on the bus before you
go to bed and that’ll help you sleep it’s not a natural sleep um melatonin something in it I don’t
know what you know I don’t really pay attention I just hear the but cherries any kind of tart cherry juice or feed a
chair eat a few cherries Cherry zero Dr Pepper
uh sorry for some of you guys comments uh Jared shower man shower man
[Music] yeah Schnauzer man you know that’s a like Schnauzer smelled
like schnauzer it’s now men there’s not enough I bet it’s now man oh shaman I’ve lost 20
pounds this year on a keto diet but after listening to the last latest fast food episode I drove straight to the
nearest Arby’s in order to beef and cheddar curly fries and jam mocha shake air Weber special it was amazing in the
moment and then the fatigue and self-loathing kicked in if there ever is a part three I may have to reluctantly
opt out yeah that’s the part you got to get that’s when you start eating good or
eating when you eat bad you gotta like I this the thing that I gotta remember is you gotta remember the fatigue
like you’re like I’m about to be tired you’re gonna feel it later in the day later in the day I I could feel it it
means right away pretty pretty middle of the meal like no maybe not middle to Middle depends on what the meal is but I
you fill it pretty quick you have a Tap Out mid meal like in fast food no I’ll get through it I’ll get through it too
yeah and then you mean have it like a sink and spam what my people would call it sink in space what’s a sinking spell
where you feel like somebody took the air I mean just you don’t feel good and yeah you know we gotta lay down I got I
need a comedy now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it’s that stuff that yeah that’s
it’s just brutal Spencer cope the care and seriousness with which you took animal fights is what made it great why
in the world would you rush through something like this this topic is or should have been coordinately
so Lynn last week we did a bracket of fast food restaurants where we took 32 fast food restaurants and paired them up
against each other for a winter people were fired up about I think we may have gotten more comments about this
than any topic we’ve ever had oh really we got over 300 just YouTube comments and people were pretty fired up even
last night at my show people were fired up about are what we results were and
the speed that we ran through it they they wanted to go slower they wanted to yeah get into it I took a lot of heat in
Boston this weekend for uh we eliminated Duncan in the first round yeah how you gonna come up to Boston to take Dunkin
off first round you know yeah sorry we don’t have that uh or we have it isn’t
it crazy what people get fired up over yeah but it I I just thought we just did the animal bracket so I was just like it
felt like a lot of bracket stuff so were there animals fighting too yeah we did a whole one with an animal animal you know
those those animal fight episodes they have like twice as many views as our other ones so people are y’all talking
about what kind of animals can survive against each other pairing them up against each other oh
push the top dog the elephant the elephant won the whole thing oh the elephant that’s the only one we were
really reasonable with yeah hmm and then fast food it was yeah we were
against McDonald’s but I think we just we talk about fast food so much I just thought it’d be like an Overkill uh
that’s why I was like I think it’s the right Instinct and people love McDonald’s is that the main one people
are pretty upset most people wanted us to pick Chick-fil-A um yeah which I love Chick-fil-A I had
no problem I like Chick-fil-A but McDonald’s is McDonald’s man come on what are we doing
we’re not animals yeah yeah oh is it because I love I tell you what I love
and little caramels and I’ll do this and then we regret it and we say why did we do that we need a therapist but I love
whichever one it is where you get two cheeseburgers
yeah that’s mine too you got to say it now it used to be the number two and then they changed it it’s number seven
you’ve got to say two cheeseburger seven or you got to say it oh really it used
to be just the number two oh yeah but I think those little cheeseburgers are so yummy oh yeah oh
yeah yeah that’s what we’re all about here I had McDonald’s this morning at the
Pittsburgh airport you Dan yeah their breakfast is great do y’all still like a big mac oh yeah I do too I like a Big
Mac too I don’t do that often every once while a little Karen gets real crazy and gets a fish sandwich
I like fish I’ll get a Big Mac and a side flavor fish yeah I’ll do a two Big
Mac meal like you do the cheeseburgers yeah get after it the two fries no I’m
not come on dude I’m not an animal
if there’s other yeah if there’s yeah I’ll get some back oh yeah I’ll get some extra stuff yeah yeah somebody else
might want some you know yeah I’ll get another one is this for one or two yes we’ll see there’s a family in here in
the hotel when you get order of room service how many people are eating
three yeah one Arvid
I’m questioning everything I thought I knew Krispy Kreme out in the first round I may have to unsubscribe I uh look
crisper green is yeah I agree wouldn’t have been it went up against someone Dairy Queen or something yeah yeah I I
Krispy Kreme shouldn’t have been out that quick but Krispy Kreme is just not they’re not doing their job
as a business you go there the donuts are bad they’re they’ve been there forever it’s
not is this just one location that you’re talking about a few of them I I mean I wouldn’t I and
even when I was in LA I got dude I was going to La phase where I would go every morning I would we
lived there I’ll drop Harper off at her school her little daycare kind of thing that we went to and then I was going I
found a Krispy Kreme and I would go every single day and get four or five
donuts and it was better back then uh it’d be hit and miss but I mean it was
like that’s when it was like starting to be hit and miss where you would get to know like the donuts just a little bit
older a little bit you know they just weren’t as good because they’ve been sitting out and
then the one over here in Brentwood is I mean it it has gotten
you go I’ll guarantee you the Donut’s gonna be bad it’s guaranteed to be a bad
donut it’s been sitting there for too long and I they I don’t know why it’s even open it should be so mine is a
disappointment and yeah yeah Krispy Kreme or like franchises yeah Krispy
Kreme are they is that yeah have you ever heard of Christmas yeah oh yeah Knoxville’s got I think that it’s
starting where’d it start we started here no because something’s big in Knoxville
with that there’s a Krispy Kreme light stays on all the time but I don’t go I mean I love a Krispy Kreme and it’s like
do you remember when Duck Dynasty boys size said if they’re hot you need 12. if
they’re cold you need one yeah they just kind of yes you know if they’re cold
it’s yeah that’s what I mean and they’ve they’ve really been cold lately Winston-Salem North Carolina oh okay but
I think let’s go down to early years I feel like there’s some Nashville connection like maybe Paducah Kentucky
the store struggled during the Great Depression in 1934 they moved to a larger city of Nashville Tennessee
how about that Gallison Road you remember was that a big deal when they showed up right during the Depression I
was there they opened and he moved it there because his favorite cigarettes camel were there in
the North Carolina city so he wanted to smoke and eat donuts yeah this guy
sounds like the man that’s not fun he sounds fun this guy’s living it up I bet that’s when they were great
oh yeah yeah I do love a donut
but you know I just don’t ever get them because they they do make me feel like somebody’s drug me it’s like being
mickeyed in a bar not that that’s ever happened to me I’ve heard about it yeah
but I mean I do I think Donuts make me feel like I gotta go lay down that’s one of those Foods oh yeah yeah it’s tough
uh Holly Smith I’m appalled at how quickly you ran through the Popeyes
versus Domino’s bracket fight and you chose Domino’s he barely even talked about a cultural phenomenon Popeyes what
other franchise restaurants you know that have such consistently poor speed and service but great enough food that
people just accept the reality wait that long and ensure verbal abuse that’s a
good point that’s a good point yeah I do like that because it is where you’re it could be
the service Community I guess I don’t go to Popeyes enough I go through and pick some up for my mom
and dad in Cookeville on the way I’m from Knoxville and they they um they don’t give you change back they go
too bad really yeah shut the door I’m going I think I’m supposed to get nope
and I just take it yeah because they like a good you know I think is it spicy
chicken and then that sandwich is out the sandwich is great yeah I think we don’t have them they take the change
they donate to the Popeyes Foundation that’s very different yeah
there’s no Popeyes okay yeah but yeah with some young kid and
they went no you know I shut the door it’s not a bad scam for a kid to run a
teenager work at fast food don’t give change back that’ll add up slowly yeah
but you’re gonna most people are gonna be like well you owe me this change In
fairness it’s probably the first time this kid seen money I mean most people nowadays pay with a
card oh through cash yeah yeah okay yeah yeah but I’m weak and I think he
smelled that I think most people would do it I I would do that too to me if it
were like a dollar no no no I would do what you did Leanne
in that situation if it were like a dollar I’m not gonna wait there and knock on
the window I just yeah you know just chalk that up offer it up you know what I mean that’s a dollar I think it was a
lot of change though that you’re supposed to give me you gave like a fish he was like sorry I’ve closed the drawer I’d have to get a manager oh it’s okay
yeah and he was like they’re not here I mean it just went on and on I was like okay yeah but I don’t like conflict so I
think I just drove off but they’ve got good chicken and I think during Thanksgiving you
could get a fried turkey but you gotta order it um I think this is this person’s point has
that happened to you but you still sing their praises yeah you still are like yeah it’s good food yeah I was treated
like dirt every time I go but it’s like an abusive boyfriend in hoska they liked
it Chris B you knock out Whataburger and in and out in round one and then Hardy’s
makes the finals and what Multiverse is Hardy’s beating out anyone I agree you
know what were y’all thinking we’ve made some poor choices I guess yeah Hardee’s is their breakfast is something to hang
your hat on yeah it is I mean that’s these you’re not thinking about breakfast they got a breakfast I don’t
feel like when you go in there you’re slipping around on some grease yeah yeah it’s dirty shirt yeah I wasn’t thinking
about that and I think I I think a little older Hardies so it’s also I
wonder if it’s uh the age of this person because if they go to Hardy’s like he and you’re like my head I’m picturing
like when I’m doing delivery jobs and I’m getting hard to use 25 years ago and
like you know you go get there early in that that breakfast the breakfast on it would be the drive-through line was a
long line that was Hardee’s breakfast ones yeah yeah and they really and then
they that’s when they added that burger I think taking the wrong time so I could
see that but their burgers did taste like they have been grilled yeah it tastes like yeah the thick Burger stood
out at the time yeah it changed the game I think yeah we probably went too quick and so that’s why some of this stuff was
not but I I just thought we did to me bro you know I’m trying to just get a gauge
to be I don’t know what people I think our reasoning was Leanne in and out the fries I do not like their fries
too little um so that set up upset everybody in California and then Whataburger Dusty
made the point that since they changed ownership out of Chicago that they went downhill because I haven’t been to one
when my kids were we lived in San Antonio when they were little and they loved Whataburger and I I have just
haven’t had we haven’t had one in Knoxville I think we’re getting one they just opened one here in Nashville right
not to a few around the area now yeah they’re starting to pop up more so yeah give them another chance yeah
uh Joe mcatee I love that Nate tried to
describe to us what Bojangles is like by using this much smaller even less known franchise great job folks
yeah you heard Lee’s Lee’s Chicken these chickens chicken
they used to be around though a lot of people emailed and said yeah we still got one in our town or yeah stuff like
that the grandson the grandson of Lee even emailed us oh really yeah oh that’s fun
Lee Junior yeah what uh what do you say said uh he was Lee was uh like the
nephew of Colonel Sanders or something like that oh wow yeah a little Family Feud well she didn’t say that but just
Yeah just they got in their blood wow this is what they do are they gonna send y’all some chicken yeah yeah I wonder if
you go over there you’re always you know it’s like we’re having a dinner party at our house and you’re like chicken yeah
what do we have yeah we’re doing chicken he goes all right
yeah because they made a lot of money off a chicken yeah I saw Colonel Sanders
when I was little I don’t think he’s real person he was I know I’m joking
and uh Owensboro Kentucky where my people vacation yeah
yeah well we drove but yeah they had an indoor bowl and a buffet and that’s
where we went yeah and every once in a while the you know somebody like Ricky Skaggs to come through and play and
um Owensboro and and uh Paducah and Colonel Sanders was liar and his I
think in his 80s or 90s did he have a suit and stuff on yes was he like doing
a meet and greet no he was going to the buffet oh really and I I mean that it
was Colonel Sanders but I may be crazy you may Google something it might be an imposter but I was a child how old did
he live he was born in 1897. or this picture he was born in 1890 he died in
uh 1980 oh yeah he would have he could have gone he died in Louisville Kentucky
so he was in Kentucky yeah um
that little tie and that white jacket and that’s what he looked like I’m not kidding y’all I could yeah
look at this picture of him and his mom in 1897. his mom looks about nine years
old yeah and just different time huh uh-huh well it’s a different time what
are you doing he’s using his binoculars yeah I was just looking at the picture is that how
you look you put your hand you put your you like I don’t know what I was doing just now
it felt it felt right in the moment because I was looking at it yeah yeah I wonder what he did with his money I
mean what would you do back then like buy a Porsche uh he’s probably about four Porsche no I
don’t know when to they just probably had land yeah I bet they just owned a bunch of land and he’d do they probably
put it back in his business and uh in 1964 at 73 years old he sold the
company to a group of investors for two million dollars it would be 18.9 million today yeah and
then he retained control of operations of Canada and became a salaried brand ambassador for KFC so he was just sold
it and then he was just hired as an employee to be in the commercials and stuff oh so he didn’t have quite as much
as I thought he would uh yeah he but I mean I think he had a
bunch he was doing all right he’s doing all right yeah but not it’s a lot it’s a lot to probably run
that company you know that was good chicken uh photography yeah it’s good chicken it is
it is uh Jonathan uh Eldridge Eldridge
another great episode Brahms Bates keep up the good job on picking subjects I have been in more than one argument
about how many people you can order for in the drive-through I say no more than five any more than that and you have to
go inside out of courtesy to those behind you being the premier fast food podcast I wanted to see where you guys
land on this if I was uh yeah I would agree with that I don’t like order I really out if if uh
I’ll do one and if it even if he gets more than that I’m like well let’s go inside but if someone else is going to
be the one ordering I’ll let them order someone’s comfortable with it but I get uncomfortable trying to what do you want
what do you know yeah yeah you gotta be smart about it be efficient get the order Islam is not
about how many people are in the car it’s just about how efficient the order is yeah what are we doing if it takes a while what do you want then they try to
yell it out and stuff Leon did you ever order for the whole family in the car driving through places I don’t know were
you allowed to drive not much and Chuck Morgan was saying what do you want right now he’s a real
you know yeah yeah yeah and you know you’ve been to these places a million times remember Sinbad had that
old bed about people going to McDonald’s and look at that same menu yeah and go I don’t know let me think about it
um yeah Chuck has no patience so we all I’ll take the number two
can I get a Diet Coke I remember going to Dollywood with him and I would be
breastfeeding somebody and perched you know it takes a lot out of you sure does it ain’t gonna we’re getting one drink
and we’re all gonna share it little children would and I wanted my children to have be hydrated you know I’m with
dehydrated for probably 15 years I think everybody does
yeah we would do we could only get one drinking stuff like that yeah your
little Danny would say wondering oh yeah you weren’t allowed to get you weren’t allowed to get we had yeah
we had no soda rule if we ever went Chuck Morgan would say nobody gets that’s add so much to the
bail yeah he did that too so you’d get everybody just get water there’s a water
rule everybody going gets water we go out to eat uh-huh let me fix that
yeah now you’re making up for a long time huh yeah yeah they don’t do refills in Australia
most other places I don’t think they do you know yeah but that’s a little bit I think that’s an American thing yeah yeah the huge
glass unlimited Diet Coke that’s America I was at um because no canes or Raising Canes
yeah yeah yeah there’s a new one that opened not far from maybe the only one in Nashville I don’t know and I was in
the other day and they’re uh if you buy a certain meal you get a post Malone cup yeah yeah
yeah I thought that was an unusual person to have as your well that’s been an interesting marketing move for some
of these companies is have like a celebrity sponsor or a meal yeah I think it was Taco Bell or KFC or one of them
had like a jack Harlow meal it’s just like an interesting way to to uh Kelly
email Machine Gun Kelly slash land Morgan meal right here somewhere yeah yeah she gets to yeah you get the extra
fries whatever fries are left yeah uh
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Colonel Sanders were people coming up to him when he was no no yeah he doesn’t like just this one picture
it looks like he’d walk around and he wouldn’t you wouldn’t think I could go up to that guy
I remember thinking I wanted to go up to him but I’m just too scared but I I was
very enthralled by famous people you know living outside of
Nashville I’d say wrestlers and Johnny Cash at Service
Merchandise I you know so it would my heart would beat out of my body and I’d be like I need to go and say something
to them I’m one of those people but I didn’t I was little he probably look at how sweet what a sweet Spirit he
probably would have been fun if I’d have gone up to him they say Mr Miyagi it does look kind of Asian right yeah it
might have been Asian but I don’t think he is if he’s if he didn’t want to be approached in public don’t you think he
would just wear like a t-shirt or something I mean that’s why we had a gig that night you know maybe he had a gig
yeah that’s his signature costume so he wanted to be recognized I agree with you that’s what I’m saying maybe there was a
conference there because there was an indoor pool when I tell y’all Owensboro was a good place to vacation yeah they
had an indoor like a friendship indoor pool Indiana I’ve never been there but I think they
have like a crazy hotel or something that’s supposedly a fun place yeah they’re gonna stay they have Golf and
they have yeah French Lick Resorts yeah oh yeah this one like that we a couple
episodes ago when you weren’t here I told them that my family had a time share and it was in Crossville Tennessee
about an hour from Lebanon yeah and that’s where we would go vacation what was it called uh Mariners Point not not
uh there’s the big one there is Fairfield Glade yeah yeah but we couldn’t get in there so we went to the
offshoot Crossville timeshare oh Mariners Point yeah and so you just shared it with other people just like
certain times a year I think that would be your weekend and you would go there and and have it and we play shuffleboard
yeah yeah in Crossville yeah it’s a good time yeah an hour from your house yeah
we drive home at night that’s when we’re done now which day but well it’s probably good to have like I always
think if you if you did have something like that would be good to have it close because you would actually use it yeah versus
if it’s too far if you if you had a cabin in the woods and if you had to be like an hour and a half away you would
you would probably go to a little bit more than you would if it was
you might go every weekend yeah but it’s probably uh you know somewhere in the
middle Gatlinburg yeah maybe two or three hours away yeah but you’re not going to pop up
there as as much two three if you drove here to Gatlinburg
you know you could talk yourself out of it a little bit okay I can see that because you’re like
I don’t know it’s just so funny to pop I could talk myself out of driving to Crossville yeah quite a bit you know a
lot of people could yeah yeah but if you were like I needed to run if you were an hour away from your vacation spot and it
was and it was on the lake and all that stuff you could even be like I’m gonna run out there today and go fish I’ll be
back because it’s only an hour you would like I’m saying you would use it maybe like that yeah that’s okay people here
go to Center Lake yeah and have homes yeah Center Hill Lake Center Hill like
yeah yeah remember we stopped in Pigeon Forge on your bus and
um you guys were gonna go to Dollywood I guess or whatever and Aaron and I were and I was like Aaron there’s one Uber in
Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge and this lady will come get us and Leanne says she’ll drive us if we can get to Knoxville
she’ll drive us the West Lane to Nashville we went to your house oh that’s right you made this breakfast yeah no it was a fun time it was a great
day yeah we had quiche yeah why did y’all have to leave we just had to get back for something and it was great and
uh there was one Uber and all of Pigeon Forge I think and this lady King picked us up basically it was just her well I
mean and her car was low to the ground I remember her yeah yeah she it was like it was it was like
oh on the ground and she pulled in your neighbor she’s like this is the nicest neighborhood I’ve ever seen but you do have a nice
neighborhood thank you it’s not like this neighborhood yeah yeah um uh but I see I’m a Dollywood fan did
y’all have a good time yeah Dollywood’s awesome and it was amazing first time I’ve ever been oh and I really liked it
it is it’s cute uh Caleb Hufford Hufford the Dairy
Queens in Texas have a different menu than everywhere else wow
I didn’t know that yeah yeah I looked that up that’s that’s true they have a sandwich called the dude oh
what is that I don’t know sounds good though uh Trevor Burkin I’m
wondering if anyone has had KFC fries lately they are the most underrated fry in the fast food game very solid taste
great crisp and decent shape with that said the Chick-fil-A waffle fries always
a letdown oh boy I need Chick-fil-A to do tots or something because the five
Wiggly waffle fries I get with my delicious chicken sandwich is a true let down
uh well oh boy yeah could be I mean I I always like Chick-fil-A’s fries
I think I’ve had I think KFC’s fries I’ve had them too and they’re really good I like that decent shape is one of
his selling points it’s all right it’s a good shape to it it might be pointing out that you don’t like the stringy
fried is it like a crinkle I like McDonald’s yeah I’m gonna look this up because I do love a crinkle
new KFC fry do y’all like like a old-timey drug store for sure when Revco
or whoever used to have a french fry I mean yeah milkshakes and stuff
this kind of fry I don’t know what you call that but I can I thought they had like the more a steak it’s like a seasoned fry
that’s what I thought they had okay I’ll do I’ll do some more things uh Joy Plateau Plateau I had never heard Leanne
Morgan talk before this podcast but now that I have I wish her voice was the voice of my inner monologue hearing that
accent all the time and just her personality I would be happy all the time John wait you’d think that after
six hours in the car you’re like can we turn on the radio for a while
now what happens is I start talking like her 30 seconds after it’s just hard not
to everybody does it I know my wife does it within 10 minutes yeah
she’ll come home and go yeah I met this woman at work she was just darling you’ve never said that in your life you
know yeah doing yeah well thank you Joey yeah I love
being here with my boyfriends yeah we love it well today we are talking about parenting
um you just became my parent to a new a new one right okay we got another cat
yeah I should say so I feel bad that I’m on this podcast and not dusty but maybe I
can give a different perspective yeah three of y’all I’ll take the kids side and some of these well a lot of people
says get a pet first before you have a child to see if you can be responsible with them do people say that usually
it’s a dog did you ever do that yeah I mean we got a our crazy dog it’s
harder than the the child so we have oh you had a dog like yeah I thought you
meant like earlier no I mean everything I do is about 25 to 30 years behind we’re supposed to be so
yeah I did get a dog at 49 and then I had a baby at 50. so you’re like uh
your life is like Cuba you just got the wrong jerseys and yeah old movies
starting yeah the cars from the fish yeah yeah everything’s a little you got DVDs I
just went and watched you said a new movie Forrest Gump like and then you just over there and you’re like what
yeah it just came out yeah last week I got a preview of it find out a lot of stuff yeah
um but let me ask this real quick are you the cat person or is Lucy or both of y’all Lucy’s the cat she had a cat when
we met and we had the one cat but just recently Nate’s Sister Abigail who you met earlier found the cat
and uh we took it in so we’ve got two now I don’t mind him as much as I used to I kind of like them you know they’re
low maintenance they kind of just you don’t have to take them out for a walk you don’t have to let them out they just
kind of do their own thing you know you’re not scared no these are very friendly cats okay they’ve never bitten
me or anything like that that’s hanging out I think I’ve just always had experiences with rough feral cats wild
cats yeah but good yeah
I like them you do and they’re sweet yeah they’re nice they’re good how old are your kids Leah
they are now Charlie just turned 30 last week okay and then Maggie’s 27 and test
is 25. is there anything you would do differently what you know now then no I
do a lot of things different well I’ll say that let me think about that I mean I think I did a pretty good
job about most things they’re sweet they are compassionate they’re not the baby’s
kind of spoiled the rest of them are not but I think that uh between me and Chuck
because Chuck’s a hard a yes A yes can I say that sleep that
out and um we’re at the 119 Mark um and he you know like got a suffer
everybody’s got a suffer and I but I do think that was good that we did not
fix everything I think a lot of people in this generation try to fix everything
and the cans that my kids grow up we have a lot of you know are great but some cannot
cope effectively and I think it’s because you do have to have some you know suffering that builds character
I think and I think we did that well I think I could have pushed them more in school I was at Dollywood you know
having a big time we we blew it out and had a big time but I’m about fun and I’m a dreamer so the
kids are with you oh yeah we were in yeah oh no I’m not a I’m not an amusement
park person I’m not one of those people but but yeah we had a good time we laughed and had a and I think I could
have pushed them more and they did fine in school but you know how people like your people are education
people right and you’re yeah the teachers love me because I want a butt
to them yeah you know they said I had sweet cans but you know we lost papers and stuff you know and I wasn’t
organized I wish I could have done different than that I should have been more organized but I do think I’ve
raised sweet children that know how to cope effectively if something goes down yeah you know and I think if you fix
everything yeah your children are great thank you my daughter yeah thank you
yeah you can tell when I saw we were uh this weekend uh or when we had a layover
in Chicago has the biggest Starbucks uh four floors
oh yeah it’s crazy yeah it’s cool uh and then so we went in there and this and
we’re sitting right next to this this uh little girl is with her brother and then
like there’s a you know everybody’s sitting at a table and the girl or girl just the both of them just stand on the
table and the parents are not right there and like I just saw that and I was like
you don’t you don’t have to be perfect but it’s like just your kids should not stand on the table Yeah staying on the
table and it was the girl doing it it wasn’t even I mean already the girl’s probably not going to stand on a table
because their girls are a little more a boy is uh can be lunatics and they can do more stuff so but it just stood on
the table in a in a guy that worked there to come I go hey could you not stand on the table Yeah and then I saw
the parents come over and they’re I mean it’s they didn’t you know they’re just like not really think about
it and you’re like how do you not let me ask you all this when you see a situation like that in the public now do
you have do you immediately sympathize with the parents in a situation like that or are
you harder on the parents I probably blame because I always think Harper’s always been pretty good all right great
Harper’s been great she’s never she never really flew crazy fits we never had you know I mean she they though kids
can throw fits but we never I don’t not the end that we can remember it’s some just the whole store is like looking
yeah and so when you see that you know we only have one uh you just kind of
think yeah you cannot have them do that if you just you know it could be a little Stern with them or
you grab you know it’s like if if she is going to do something you pick her up and grab her and I’ll walk right out like one of us you know I’ll rock wall
walk out Laura walk out someone just getting outside and she might throw a fit to us privately but I’m not it’s not
gonna happen how old were these children standing on the table I mean one had to be that girl had to be 10. oh gosh yeah
see that’s not good that’s crazy yeah yeah if you’re thinking about a toddler yeah they don’t know a 10 year old but a
10 year old nose oh yeah why is a 10 year old in the Starbucks
people give kids caffeine they drink caffeine now I mean they they drink it
early they go and you know like they need it for school and I mean it was uh
I thought coffee was bad my whole life I thought you weren’t allowed to drink it and then but yeah they drink it I don’t
know I mean they there’s yeah when you see it you see them in line and like you know I always feel bad
on a plane I can tell we on the way to Alaska we sit uh but this baby actually
was really good but uh we’re going to Alaska this wonderful young couple they just had a little baby
but the baby do good baby cry a little bit but it was it was it’s all just normal no one would ever get mad at a
million years because it was it’s a seven hour flight to Alaska yeah and they it’s a baby it’s a baby and it
wasn’t like and now I’ve seen it where the baby’s crying were you going like
you’re the problem I had a flight this weekend where his baby just screaming Non-Stop and my instinct as a guy
without kids is to go geez dude get a handle on your baby but then I’m like
I thought about it I’ve never had to deal with that I don’t know what that’s like so maybe I can be a little more sympathetic too yeah but you gotta it
just gotta be looking like you’re trying to everybody could be sympathetic but that’s why I was like fun Southwest when
Harper was young because I think everybody’s super sympathetic Southwest is always just kind of like it’s okay
but if they look back and you get your headphones in and you’re the parents yeah and you’re like I don’t care then
yes I that’s where it looks bad but yeah I see kid still fits and
you can just tell I think you can tell when uh they’re you know they’re gonna
let the kid do whatever the kid wants to do and it’s hard it’s hard for me to tell her no yeah you have a joke where
you talked about Billy Ray Cyrus an interview Molly was his best friend and they like to smoke weed together yeah
and you said you weren’t going to do that your daughters cannot be your best friend right yeah I just don’t think that’s a good idea and I think you know
Molly was on Nick at night I think it’s around she was on Nick at night on a
stripper pole probably about 16. somebody asked me about it an audition for a talk show I said the wrong answer
I didn’t get it but I’m more of a Stern you know Southern Mom I don’t think
anybody ought to be on strip public 16 I’ll just say it and I don’t think y’all to smoke dope with your dating yeah not
on Nick and I’m sure and I’m sure I’m not on Nick at night but I’m sure Billy Ray it’s a doll yeah
you know hitting once you have we were trying to do uh like on a phone call
he’s out there out there that’s what I’ve heard he’s out there he gets a yard chair and just sits out in the yard and
watches people go by I I mean that guy yeah that guy’s been so famous
for so long forever yeah and then you add on Miley and I bet she would and I
mean more famous than he ever was right like is it even close I I mean I don’t
think it it’s close in the fact that at the time when Billy Ray Cyrus got famous it was the biggest most famous story
achy breaky heart was so big and at that time he was as
famous and it’s just one it’s that yeah and then uh Miley is the new age of famous but
they’ve never had a break of any sort of reality I mean it went from that to
she’s on that show to being I mean she’s a superstar and I feel like she could be
I’ve never met her I don’t know anything about her but she seems like she levels down she’s like leveled out a little bit
like she seems like more uh she was doing all this as a kid like who knows it must have been crazy yeah I don’t
think you have any yeah I I mean in that world yeah I mean you know does he
even remember going to the store or something in
Kentucky yeah brought me from Ashland Kentucky like would he remember like
even though they grow up like that I mean he probably what the hell was even Breaky achy achy breaky heart yeah
uh 20s probably yeah yeah 31. oh and that when that happened let me just say
I think they all got off dope let me just say I think they all quit smoking
I think they did all right I don’t know good for the family but I mean you know just when you’re a minor I don’t think
it’s a good thing to smoke marijuana with your children that’s crazy that you say something that is a controversial
thing but you’re right and I had writers that was Leanne Morgan yeah whoever
thinks children should be doing drugs go and spell your name Liam
I do I do I stay calm it didn’t make and he had worked with them and he
said I mean they can’t help it they’re not Tethered to the Earth anymore their whole reality they’re just not
even Tethered to the he was uh when I talked to him he was on weird I mean it was uh it was a ride does he like look
at trees and talk about the trees and that kind of thing uh was it a zoom
because he had the Holy Spirit yeah I mean he has got the Holy Spirit yeah he was Pentecostal in Ashland Kentucky so
once you know the holy spirit’s in there his grandfather was a Pentecostal preacher
how about that I didn’t know that played baseball in college yeah and then it just thought you know there are
others I played baseball in college yeah Georgetown College oh oh sweet Kentucky
fun their other daughter Noah Cyrus actually like her music better than Miley’s really got some good stuff
so there’s four types that was there that’s her other that’s Miley’s sister yeah oh
she’s good is that does he have two girls that’s all he is they have I think they have a bunch more kids too though
and Tish you know they got divorced and she just remarried them somebody oh Tish
Finley there’s four types psychologists say there’s four type of parenting Styles
hold on is there a country music like uh tabloid magazine
was there ever a country music tabloid magazine there’s country um Country Weekly
that was like uh you know star or like
I don’t know or did they all make it in the big one yeah I don’t know I don’t know if that’s like
it’s kind of like country music stars are mainstream pop stars yeah yeah so recovered by TMZ yeah and people but it
seems like people protect them more I think
nobody ever talks about sweet dolly or um Morgan wallen’s gotten in some
trouble but he’s young he’ll get over it and he’ll get over it that’s your people yeah he’s sweet he’s got the Holy Spirit
he’s in there didn’t he want to date your daughter hey Dan and they they went to Chipotle
and um yeah but she said I mean darling sweet
but um but I did a show with him and this is how I know I could never be on America’s
Got Talent I could never be a judge because I don’t have the sense to know when somebody’s a star he and I did a show together and I
remember thinking oh bless his heart not that he went great I just thought Nashville and this whole thing it’s
going to be a holy nightmare he needs to buy more mowing equipment because he told me and goes I’m Moe and I and I
thought you need to buy some get the zero turn because this is a hard road to hoe and he was a doll and we exchanged
numbers and precious and then he saw Maggie on Instagram and asked her out
but anywho um I mean think about how huge he is it’s unbelievable and let me tell you all
that he did a video for me there was a little girl at Children’s Hospital that was going through cancer and he did a
video for her and y’all would bawl your eyes out it was so sweet yeah he’s sweet yeah he’s a sweet kid he’ll grow out of
all that honky Tonkin yeah you know yeah yeah if I’d have hit it big when I was
his age I’d be in a crop top doing horrible things because I already
did horrible things in the 80s I did I loved so much I lay down with people
yeah yeah I would have been a wreck I would have been like Miley on a wrecking
ball yeah how old were you when you had your first child 27. so that made you settle down finally
it did it really did I’d settled down kind of before that but I always wanted to be a mama and I wanted a bunch of
kids but yeah Dan I was in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains with Chuck Morgan and he was working 24 hours a day
and it was me and Charlie and we hit a ball and then I had Maggie right after I mean
I had them all close together yeah had a ball now I got two grand babies
almost three and three months old yeah and it’s yummy yeah I just got them a
bubble mower bubble mower uh-huh well people said yeah Remo and Bubbles come out oh for
kids yeah yeah I started talking about Morgan Wallen oh my God it could be some
kind of dope apparatus yeah bubble mower but people noticed me they go what if
you’ve spent money on since you’ve been on tour and what I and the only thing I’ve spent money on I got my grandbabies
a really good um swing set big playground sweat that
doesn’t Splinter you know that you don’t the kind that my hand mine had you know that you were got too hot burned your
legs my babies have the a good one yeah but somebody had to come and put together
on a pad with I got Landscaping boys to put in a pan that if they foam it
doesn’t hurt oh nice yeah I’ll play with that forever I mean that’s yeah I know I’m so excited thank
you my darling it’s got a climbing wall picnic time yes wow
[Music] swing Sands okay there are four types of parenting Styles let me see which one
y’all are okay authoritarian this is like the tiger mom that my way or the
highway very disciplined you know very correct okay
um authoritative which is still setting reasonable boundaries is still I’m in
charge but but firm but nurturing they say permissive
but you can probably figure out what that is where the kid basically runs things and neglectful which is Nate
um when you’re just the kid barely knows your name or maybe somebody at a casino
oh well I was thoritative if that’s the second one Chuck is like my way or the
highway and I’m nurturing but I didn’t let them go nuts
and I think that’s a good place to be yeah totally yeah I’m probably
the Thor in the middle of the authority system permissive yeah very right
right right in the middle of that yeah I’m probably permissive Eleanor’s learned just in the last week or so to
start going to me for stuff when when like if there’s a certain room she wants
to go in to play in or go outside she’ll just grab me by the shirt and just pull me to the door because she you know she
knows I give in and I am going to be her best friendly and I’m sorry I don’t have a best friend
I had a baby at 50 so I’m sorry well that’s okay all right I get it you do
that I watched I told Nate one time I said there’s like three TV shows now I can watch not cry because being an old
man and having a kid just everything I watch Good Fellas other night where
there’s multiple terrible murders yeah people you can kill terrible weight that doesn’t bother me but there was a scene
where Ray Liotta you’ve got some good Fellas Ray Liotta his wife in a huge argument and their little cute little
girl comes running out and it scares her because they’re fine fighting with each other and that broke my heart more than
anything yeah people getting killed because I just you know there’s a little boy last night at this show I was at
this church fell down hurt himself I used to not even pay attention now I care because I just think about my
daughter yeah she probably pay attention anyway with a kid falls
you should maybe um testosterone do you want to get that checked you know about hormones
you crying a lot no his hormones have to be I don’t have hormones anymore yeah I
don’t even have estrogen you know we talked about John rings
yeah and John said that he didn’t have any testosterone and he went to work that’s a good thing for him and Bob I’m
sorry oh because he liked the ladies yeah John catted around but he’s with
somebody now right and tickle with her so I’m sorry I interrupt you went to Walgreens he went to Walgreens and
started taking something over the counter and he um and it brought him back up to good levels and he’s got this
girlfriend Low T something like that yeah dude a lot of people take testosterone now work
out so everybody does if you listen to Sports Talk Radio it’s like all it is like are they do they find me somehow
[Music] you ever got yours tested yeah yeah I don’t have any like oh yeah yeah no tea
I go to the no T Center at this point it’s a good thing I don’t care I don’t have time for for tea yeah
yeah yeah I’m old live it up but I think that just happened that men get so
emotional as they get older yeah you just I’ve seen it and Nate was before this podcast started we were downstairs
Nate was wrestling with Harper on the couch and I found myself just that just tearing up yeah I just think it’s sweet
and yeah I just I love it because you all used to wrestle like this brought back memories I’m like we used
to do that no Harper took my place no I just think it’s very sweet yeah it is sweet you got a sweet baby well thank
you and y’all saying old I’m old oh let me tell you y’all are not old
well I agree with you Leanne but you know I know I just get around a lot of people and I’m 57 now and I and people
go oh I’m 40 and I and I thought I can’t remember turning 40. and Chuck Morgan made me go and get my passport picture
my and I cried all night but I was turning 40. so my I still have that same
passport picture and I’m speckledy-face you know when you’re crying them I’m about to show it to people and I
look like somebody’s whipped me but then I the next day I was okay but I think oh my gosh I’d give anything to be
40. yeah that’s a baby eat a lot of blueberries and salmon like
Madonna did that’s what she did she did and she can still Drop It Like It’s Hot
she’s odd but she can drop it like it’s hot she looks terrible yeah well that’s
some plastic surgery I know but she’s got I don’t think she has inflammation in her knees that’s what I’m talking about she can still like squat vulgar
she’s 65 years old I think so I think she just turned 60. yeah and look I bet she’s squatting Bulger in some of those
videos oh my Lord I don’t know what that is yeah I know
what do you uh what kind of day does Madonna have to
can you imagine I know look how cute she was yeah just what if you’re Madonna
what are you doing during the day she doing right now yeah yeah I mean and she was she wasn’t she’s so
famous people young young people know her yeah they know it’s yeah just because
her name Madonna the name Madonna she’s kind of grandfathered in you know there’s a huge celebrity there’s never I
don’t know of anyone my age cares about her music ever you know they know they know the big songs yeah
it’s playing everywhere all of her stuff all the time that’s my age I was it was big yeah yeah I had a root and a dark
lipstick I think she just had a combat boots was she just in the hospital yeah heart issues she had something go
wrong look at little Brittany they’re kissing I remember that that was disgusting I
remember almost going what the yeah that was the worst thing we’d ever seen when that happened Lord now Britney’s she’s
got sunglasses dancing in her panties that’d be a kid’s show now
Nickelodeon awards that’s a ride at Disney now [Laughter]
but I just watch A League of Their Own yeah uh she’s great Madonna’s in it yeah
and I guess I didn’t fully understand that was probably a huge deal for her to be in that movie at the time right now
it’s like I don’t even care that she’s in it like she’s like an afterthought to me she was oh you made a huge deal at
the time when the movie came out before yeah for that movie yeah it’s like Taylor Swift being in the movie yeah it
was yeah oh and guess who else was in that movie edamame is she really Adam is the catcher
no way yes remember edamame she was a catcher it ruined her knees
because she had to squat oh man hold on I’ll find it it’s amazing
uh anime Brenda Ferrar oh was in that
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like worry about the sunglasses so much man and if you lose them it’s like it’s 25 bucks and I’ve got a bunch of people
in my family that lose them 25 bucks not I mean your family what’d y’all do
25 bucks just burn it I remember someone I
thought I remember someone in high school said that I remember uh someone said their dad when they came home if he
had anything less than the 20 Bill he would put it in a like a jar and that
was like and then I think the kids are that’s the money they could use or something Chuck Morgan
he didn’t he did that he’s got he’s always had a big water cooler bottle and
would put change in it and then then carry it to the bank or local bank and
they’ve got Chuck came in here at Christmas and rolled all those pennies and that yes
yeah but um he would put this guy to put ten dollars he’s got he has dollars and all that anything less than 20. yeah but
this guy would give just to the kids I think he would give it six months yeah we didn’t get it
we got it through Christmas or something like that Chuck’s just a saver yeah
yeah it’s not bad like it’s a bad way to save just do it throughout the whole year watch
your pennies and the dollars take care of themselves or something it’s like yeah that’s a good thing yeah never
heard that watch your pennies and the dollars take care of themselves I know I’m just green but okay yeah
I like to piss money away McDonald’s
Dan used to be clean I know I’m just going crazy Hollywood
I know you know what I’ll come back in here and I’ll look like Madonna I’m gonna go blow my lips up just talking
about a little hands and I’ve been in reality for not Tethered to the world she’s not Tethered to the Earth
I looked up some of these celebrities that didn’t raise their kids maybe the best some of them you know well Joe
Jackson is the famous One the Jackson Reggie Jackson’s dad yeah or the Jackson
family the Jackson yeah but you know Janet Jen is doing pretty well Janet Swain yeah yeah what is he Tito I’m sure
he’s sweet is he still with us I don’t know I don’t know what well yeah he was just uh just so authoritative I think he
was just mean to the kids and I don’t know if you beat him but um but like Tito stole a lot by the way
oh good I always thought he looks sweet are you talking about Joe Jonas and Nick
and all them because they’ve been Raceway I’m talking about Michael Jackson’s dad oh are we going again with
like who hasn’t raised children yes suede or just kind of notorious parents notorious parents oh gotcha okay yes you
know I watched that movie King Richard actually I mean you uh he did some stuff that was a little over the top but I
thought that movie I thought he did a lot of good stuff too and obviously his daughters turned out pretty well as far
as tennis I love that movie did y’all see that movie I watched it the other uh some of it the other day that like uh
kind of the back half of it it was just on I was surprised how good it was I was
too and uh I didn’t think I could watch it because of Will Smith I think I got I got really over Will Smith and I could
be kind of I like kind of okay watching him now yeah yeah but I mean I don’t
really want to watch him
and and view of him that I don’t it’s uh makes it where I go I I do not have a
desire to go see a movie he was in and uh it just King Richard was like on T
you know and I just kind of saw it and I’ve been on the road and I was like all
right and I just kind of and it is it’s it’s good so yeah and he’s good in it and he’s good in it but yeah yeah
something man it turned me on like after that happened do you think that he was in a closet rocking probably still in
the fetal position yeah well there yeah yeah their parenting is a little probably different too like uh yeah yeah
they have some crazy parenting I think I think they talk to the kids like they’re all equals or something like you know
you can’t you’re asking them yeah you can’t do that yeah I mean every
good parents uh that goes that’s everything it’s everything yeah but now mine are
grown and they’re really like good friends now we can be friends now relationships do you like are there what
are the things you like about now you have a relationship with your adult kids like what’s different about that
you know they’re fun you know and we have a good time yeah and I really enjoy
being with them and they’re all close in age so when they were little I mean it was hairy to go to the beach afraid
somebody’s gonna get you know jumping them yeah but and amusement parks and all that kind of stuff it was hard but
now I mean we’re all close they Charlie’s got two babies his sister helps with the babies they’re in love
with them it’s like you know it’s like being with your best friends yeah but it’s family and you know you can trust
them and they love you no matter what yeah what was the difference racing boys and
raising girls um the girls were are very sharp I think
I think men are smart I don’t mean to say that but girls from the time they’re little can kind of run stuff yeah and
they can say like you need your hair highlighted girl and and you need your flow she’ll say that
to you yeah I mean yeah they’d be like Mommy it’s time for
you need to get your hair done or whatever they kind of like mothered me too your kids will tell you to get a flu
shot
oh no but um um what was I saying oh Charlie was very
kind and sweet and Mild mannered but he was the first one and I think ordone position has something to do with that
too but he was wild physically like he wanted to jump off of stuff the girls
never wanted to do that he wanted he was wild physically he wanted like get out the front door and run down the yellow
line I had to watch him all the time but he liked to be outside but very sweet spirit and kind the girls
are sweet but they were hateful two at a certain and they can’t help it
scared of one of them I was scared of both of them and they but it was like
middle school but they couldn’t help it that’s just hormones and I was in hormonal and everybody’s and they’re
trying to so it but but it wasn’t often but they couldn’t help it and that’s
okay they’re just emotional girls are more I think more emotional but sharp and and also think girls will
take care of their brothers and keep them together and their families together like Charlie loves his sisters
but his sisters are the ones that initiate for everybody to be together and all that kind of thing right girls
keep relationships going for sure don’t you think yes and then boys I mean but
Charlie always protected them if somebody wanted to date them I mean he was ready to kill them like we had to hold him back yeah you know there was a
time when he was going to try to get somebody out in the woods you know and I had to call the principal and somebody
was messing with Maggie and and I had to call the principal and I said I think something’s going to go down like if you
don’t do something he goes I get where he’s coming from but tell him don’t do it I would have to kick him out of scale
so it doesn’t sound like we had all this underground we did I knew everybody you know yeah yeah but
anyway Charlie’s very important that sounds really twisted he wasn’t gonna kill anybody I don’t mean man he just
was gonna take up for a session yeah exactly but he’s a very protective of them so but
but they were more emotional he’s more level-headed like when they got to fighting because they’re only 20 months
apart or we were fighting he would just go outside and take his BB gun and just
you know shoot at the tree because they didn’t want to hear it you know yeah he liked to get out and fish
or do whatever but but they’re all yummy and now I got these two grandbaby boys
that are fun they’re gonna be fun they gotta go the the new one is an infant the the one that’s about to turn three
he’s got a good sense of humor he’s fine and he thinks I’m funny you can tell that early in that kid because you can I
think she’s funny so this kid gets it just gets smart but he’s got a you know like he you can just tell that he’s he
likes things that are funny and he’s got a good sense of humor yeah and he’s fun I wish Dusty was here because he’s in
the potty training phase for his two-year-old and he’s got some pretty funny stories of she just brought him
he’s like what you got there she just had in her hand so uh he’s told me some
funny stories about that I have to take I don’t know when the sense of smell I feel sorry for my daughter because when
I’m at home alone and I go to the bathroom you just gotta take him with you the bathroom and shut the door I think this poor kid she’s just in
at your home why do you have to close the door well I mean if I if I gotta go
she’s going to get in and you don’t want her to get in trouble like getting something she can do something hurt herself really fast if I’m not watching
her yeah but why do you are there other people at your house if I’m home alone like if I’m watching her
and it’s just me you can’t let her run wild through the house right but why do you have to close the bathroom door to
keep her in there with me if I’m using the bathroom
I guess your kid’s older now she runs around everywhere yeah your kid’s up and at him huh yes all right my bad she can
do it real fast picture it in the carrying thing I’m just dropping them off and uh you just leave the door open
well I used to do the bouncer and she would just bounce there and yeah watch you that’s kind of hard too
like did you look that way just for a second yeah it’s been around so anyway
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so you sent your kids to private school and Nate’s daughter’s in public school I’m assuming Dusty’s gonna homeschool
um is that what he’s little Hannah’s gonna do that I don’t know I’m kind of joking
but I’m joking but we’ll see I bet there’s a good chance um Dusty’s gonna have his own curriculum
yeah yeah I don’t think the government’s gonna be yeah involved
yeah um they have their own thing but you went to public school and you went to
private school so you all know the advantages and disadvantages of both I went to public school my high school is the only thing I went to private school
okay but you’ve done both yeah so what’s the what was your thinking on
private school when you sent your kids well I went to a precious School
Joe Burns that is in Robertson County my dad my dad taught I went to coopertown
Cooper Town yes I knew that my darling it’s in the same county well Joe Burns
was a very rural hospital and a lot of and I’m from farming people and everybody farmed back then and so it was
big feature farmers of America and it was HoMedic and I took home inc and like
learned how to sew a pair of jumpers and then uh um could make an omelet and
I even learned how to make Alaskan baked Alaska Baked Alaska yeah that dessert
that you bake that had ice cream in it but I just when I got to UT I think when
I went to orientation you had to take a test and they would let you know if you
tested out and you didn’t have to take a foreign language or what I never had a foreign language at Joe Burns the little
man that taught I realize now that smell was Jack Daniels and
um but so I didn’t have that I feel like my ass my basketball coach was my math
teacher and I and he was a wonderful teacher but he would rather me play ball yeah
and um then I don’t know I just felt like I was behind and I didn’t have it
wasn’t a school where you you know you had chemistry like two people took chemistry it we just didn’t have a lot
of college prep and then I got to UT and I felt very behind and I went to God put me with a bunch of girls that had gone
to GPS and they were testing out of everything and everything was easy what’s GPS for them uh girls Preparatory
School in Chattanooga okay and some Memphis girls um that were so smart and I don’t know I
just always felt intimidated and and it was hard for me to get through UT and I quit and then I went back and I finished
and I’m thankful for that but I just never wanted my children to feel like that and it was more and also by then I
was I wanted them to go to a Christian School and and but Charlie went to a public school that was wonderful in San
Antonio for first grade but at the time they were growing so fast out there that
they said he’ll have to go to another school we were going to be there three years he’d have to go to three different schools he’d have to get on a bus at six
o’clock to be bussed across town and Chuck said we can’t put him through that let’s go in and put him in a CR and find
a school form and there there’s a lot of church schools and there were San Antonio Christian where David Robinson
from the Spurs his babies went there yeah and um and I loved it and I and so they went
there when they were little bitty and then we moved to Knoxville and Chuck the whole time I mean he went to a public school and was very smart very academic
felt good about school got an MBA made Straight A’s so I he didn’t feel that
like I did I felt like I didn’t get what I needed he felt like he was fine but
then anyway we put them in Christian Academy of Knoxville and Phil it was like a family and they had spell warts
but they had but there was discipline you know nothing crazy but I mean
I felt like if they had been bullied or whatever they took care of it I don’t know I just felt like that was what was
right for us it takes them out in the woods never to
be seen again yeah I know that did sound weird didn’t it no but anyway that’s
what we decided and I always felt like you know I’d pray about it and I just felt like that’s where God wanted them yeah but we in Knoxville I mean we have
wonderful public schools and the kids did great there but I also I have one that has learning disabilities and they
found it quickly in private school and they said if she’d have gone to public school they may not have found it
so quickly but and it was hard it was hard for her to go to school where she been but it kind of you know helped her
I mean they gave her help but she Rose to the occasion you know instead of kind of getting
lost right so that’s what we did
but and we feel you know I don’t know what my boy is going to do with because it’s so hard for young people to pay for
something like that now I don’t know what they’re going to do about um their babies but
they want to put them in public school and they want to do that but they’ll see I think they’re worried about Metal
because you know metal can get to be a jungle you know what I’m saying yeah that’s what we were yeah but you know
they get their friends and it’s hard and uh to do that I was all public tour because
our high school was I was the describing McGavock or Hunter’s Lane they were pretty rough schools when I was going
back there so then that’s my dad got job and my high school Donaldson Christian and so that’s why we were able to go
there it’s because uh it was he got a job there so we got you know tuition
yeah yeah it was like cheaper and like all that and but I and I loved my high school I loved Donaldson Christian
Academy during school and Donaldson there’s still I mean I just it was not a
bit it’s not a big school it’s like thousand kids uh and it’s K through 12
and uh I just went there from ninth just high school but I mean I I loved it I
still talked to all these people like I I’m a giant fan of uh
and uh I wouldn’t mind if heart I would have liked Harper to go there we we don’t live on that side of town now like
but I I would have she would have went there if we were over there because I just liked it so much I like
the idea of being able to stay in one school and I was kind of in the same school the whole time because we was it was just either at first it looked great
I was in the gold 12 and it was Cooper town for a couple years and then there’s Dupont Elementary DuPont Hadley and then
uh so on but I remember Joe Burns I was like the name Joe Burns yeah and we
played all we played Harpeth Hall we played university school we beat the fire out of them you’re all the Red
Devils Red Devils Red Devils and it was sweet like we didn’t know what marijuana was you know I was very
it was sweet back then where you didn’t have a lot of we didn’t know what tobacco we all grew tobacco yeah but um
and my husband boyfriend was this co-representative at the University of Tennessee yeah that was a big job I kept them busy
at UT yeah um but um but yeah it was sweet but it just wasn’t college prep and then and I
wanted to go to a big school and and I felt lost and I was but I was also
you know not doing things that should have been doing I was making out with people
here I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable because I’ve been washed in the blood and I’m okay now you know
but but I was not prepared for that and I think that that made me even make more bad decisions because I felt lost and
what am I going to do and all these people were passing me by and I remember sitting in an hour and going what are they talking about is anybody going to
make an omelette you know does anybody need me to sew yeah so I just had that I projected that on
to my little children and I didn’t want them to go through what and Chuck thought I was crazy because he didn’t
have that same experience yeah yeah I mean I feel like for me you talk about
this in your act you got one child so you’re gonna you know let her sleep in the bed longer yeah because you won’t
experience it longer I feel the same way I mean does every little thing I don’t I mean obviously I don’t want
her to get behind but I try to just I don’t want her to rush through life either because I got one shot with this
so her crawling phase I try to take it in as long as possible because it’s really cute and now she’s running and
and but you know as long as she’s not behind developmentally I’m fine with her taking
her time with whatever it is she does because this would be the only time for sure
yeah and we just had a girl because we wanted somebody to take care of us she’ll let you know when you need to get
a flu shot yeah yeah she will and she does yeah yeah
but yeah I mean we’re at 205 so we can stop yeah all right uh Joe Burns
wow well there weren’t many of us I was only like 42 people so they made one
three different sports yeah but I should have cared more I was worried about my high school boyfriend
yeah yeah but I played I just had my 40th High School reunion oh really and
everybody let me tell y’all when you go back you’re just so thankful that everybody’s living and nobody’s in jail
you know how you’re competitive at first like what is going on with your 10th and how and what are you doing yeah 40th
you’re like are you okay I want to be a girl you okay I’m okay are they all pretty they love like where you’re at
yeah they were sweet about it can you do some time at this reunion nobody asked me to and I said you know I’d just like
to have a little barbecue in coleslaw and give it but um I had um boys in my class four of them that
were very very talented and they started like a country music band and they got a record deal and then they ended up they
all went to college and they they quit trying to pursue that and one of them went to Juilliard and as an actor in his
own um it was on ABC Nashville but we had 10 we had some talented people in
that class and so our expansion drama was fun and how many students 42. my
client and two of you have been on television and David said to me not long ago he goes people say are you the most
famous person to come out of jail words he goes no actually there’s this woman but he’s pretty you know he’s done a lot
of movies in television wow and those boys I mean they said something about open for me at the ramen but it’s a
bunch of you know Dan’s and Diane jeans and I can’t get all that Tech together so I said no but they’re Darlings but
they’re darling and they’re and they played at the reunion and I thought women were going to take their tops off
I mean everybody went nuts I was more into the barbecue
yeah uh yeah all right um I actually say we’re B I don’t know
where uh Labor Day weekend Labor Day weekend I’ll be home and then and then
it starts San Diego La uh a lot of the tour is rolling
so go to my website this Saturday I’ll be at um Skyline comedy club in Appleton
Wisconsin um September September 9th I’ll be at comedy at the sparrow North Charleston
South Carolina September 23rd Astra theater in Jasper Indiana September 30th
Murphy theater in Wilmington Ohio awesome uh next week I’m in middle
California Bakersfield at the well comedy club in Bakersfield California then I’m up in Pleasanton which is just
outside of San Francisco first time in that part of the country so come on out
oh and I wore my MTSU because we’re gonna get a big win this weekend over Alabama
um Vanderbilt got a big win yeah Roy very exciting we’ll tell us we’re in that mm-hmm
[Music] you know I got to meet all those boys at
Burke Chrysler stuff that’s right yeah it’s a big old line yeah yeah they’re little fannies their their shorts were
up in their crack big lineman boys yeah short shorts I know I wish I could have
cooked for them yeah um I’ll be at the ramen in a couple of nights and then but what I’m worried
about I’ve got liammorgan.com I’ve got 60 dates the rest of this year but I
Sugarland Texas I’m doing a big O Arena and I’ve sold one out and they’ve added
another one just to make me nervous and I need to sell tickets to that yeah
Sugarland Texas is what I’m worried about but I’ve got other dates but um we’re in San Antonio the same weekend
too many tickets from you but yeah I’m at LOL comedy club that week oh my darling look at all those added shows
yeah uh Fox two Fox Theaters yeah crazy
uh yeah look at I mean these are Pensacola she’s then you just say you want to get booked in Pensacola stay at
the Airbnb oh yeah yeah they rent out the minor league baseball stadium as an Airbnb in Pensacola Sugarland Texas why
can’t you go maybe that’s why no one can get the tickets because you can’t scroll down that is messed up everything all right
yeah wow yeah yeah my Will Rogers is doing well Fort
Worth but I’m worried about that Sugar Land y’all come out a bunch of women honey and a wedge with a crossbody purse
I need Jones yeah they’re going to be there you’re you’re special did as I uh
uh I told you and said like Mulaney John Wayne texted me and he was so happy
about your special and uh said it did good
uh but every comic loved you and so yeah okay yeah thank you isn’t this crazy
crazy a Grandmama they took a chance on me Netflix took a chance on me and
they’ve been good to me so yeah I’m having a bowl I can’t believe it yeah they took a chance as much as
you’re killing it yeah yeah it’s a pretty good chance you took a chance on this not a gamble on a nobody you know
yeah yeah I would take that yeah thank you let me take that chance of it oh
yeah I’ll see if it works out for her uh yeah but we’re yeah everybody loves
you when you’re on it on here and uh all right that’s it we love y’all uh you
have a good uh time have a good week and we’ll see you next week thank you good
Labor day bye [Music] [Applause]
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